The sun had completely set, and a bright moon hung high on the opposite ridge, and the earth turned into a white snowy scene on this full moon night, as if it were a midsummer night in August.

"Boom! Boom! "This quiet night suddenly has a rapid and rhythmic sound, listening to the rhythm of this sound, but it is two watches.

"Boom! Boom - the weather is dry, watch out for the candles! Hundreds of families live in peace, safe and sound! The middle-aged man in a coarse cloth shirt walked forward carelessly, the lantern in his hand was faintly shining, but he didn't pay any attention to the man in a green coat and a small hat squatting on the wall beside him.

Grandma's, isn't this guy leaving? Do you still want to urinate here?! Wei Wu stood on top of the wall, there was a guard standing still in front of him, and there were guards in the Assassin's Mansion patrolling by from time to time, he was in a dilemma for a while, he looked down, but saw that the guard was taking out the words and whistling in his mouth, and he began to decompress with a comfortable face!

Damn, you're so old that you're still here? Wei Wu's eyes rolled, then he pinched his throat, and said in a hoarse voice: "I died so miserably, I finally returned to the world and ate this husband once."

The husband first heard a word, first stunned, reacted quickly and stuffed the words back, and then looked around, but there was no one to see, the heart was nervous at the moment, even took two steps back, but heard the voice leisurely, as if a ghost screamed, his heart was suddenly terrified, his face was pale, and the things under his crotch also instantly withered.

"I'm so hungry, I'll eat this husband" The voice was leisurely and fluttering in the wind, and when the husband heard this, his face turned even paler, and he threw the lantern to the ground, and ran away, opening his mouth and screaming miserably as he ran: "Ah--the big ghost and the little ghost stand in a row, the big ghost and the little ghost stand in a row."

"Cut--just this guts, and come out to fight!" Wei Wu jumped off the wall, and then muttered to himself disdainfully.

"Wei Wu-" Wei Wu broke his yellow flower girl's body, and scared away the husband, as if Zhu Wan'er attached to his ear of love words, this little girl, after herself, is soft and weak, and more and more lovable! After this merry flow, it was naturally the spring breeze whistling proudly, and walking back to the Yellow Crane Tower, and suddenly a leisurely low voice suddenly came from all directions!

"Who!" Wei Wu's footsteps suddenly paused, his eyes looked around, and he said in horror.

"I—" The voice was still lingering, and there was no trace of it.

Damn, could it be that Yang Fei fell into the water and drowned today, and turned into a ghost to seek revenge on me?! Wei Wuyi glared, looked around in horror, but there was no one, hurriedly identified the direction, opened his mouth and shouted, "I am the Taoist priest of Longhu Mountain, the mighty real person-", shouted with full of anger, and ran wildly.

"Smack-" Wei Wu strode forward, and looked back from time to time, but he ran into a hard and soft thing, and suddenly his heart was nervous - the mud horse ghost is really awesome these years, faster than Lao Tzu's Ling Bo micro steps

"Ahem, this evil ghost, let's say there is no injustice and no hatred" Wei Wu coughed twice, slowly raised his head, but saw that the person in front of him turned out to be Brother Chun, his face suddenly turned dark, and he said angrily: "Brother Chun, do you want to scare me to death?" ”

"It's you who scare yourself!" Brother Chun grinned quite proudly, and then slapped Wei Wu's shoulder with a serious palm, and instantly a thin stream of heat flowed along his palm in the meridians in Wei Wu's body.

"Good guys!" Brother Chun stared at Wei Wu as if he was quite surprised, and said in astonishment: "Have you learned my 'Yi Mai Jing'?" ”

"Isn't that the Book of Spring Palace Cheats!" Wei Wuyi glared, then looked at Wang Chu vigilantly, his eyes widened, and he said confidently: "Brother Chun, as a generation of heroes, this secret book is reserved for those who are destined, but you can't say that you can take it back" Speaking of this, this guy's voice was low, and he whispered: "I have only used three postures today, and there are more than fifty kinds of them that I haven't tried."

"Of course I won't go back!" Brother Chun was stunned, then looked Wei Wu up and down, glanced at Wei Wu's crotch in disbelief, and said in disbelief: "Could it be that you are also a generation of famous Ziju?" ”

Purple bow? Isn't this known as the first instrument in ancient China, purple like a python robe, its crown like a bow, and its appearance above the man? Ahem, Lao Tzu is really it!

Wei Wuyang waved his hand proudly, and said arrogantly: "Isn't that me?" ”

Brother Chun's expression suddenly became excited, grabbed Wei Wu's shoulder, and said excitedly: "Okay, okay, Lao Tzu has finally found a successor!" In the future, you are the first flower thief of the new generation of Datang, Lao Tzu must teach you what he has learned all his life, like you, such a strange material is simply difficult for me to find for several years"

"Eh, eh, eh-" Wei Wuyi glared, and hurriedly waved his hand: "Brother Chun, what are you talking about?" I'm not going to be a flower thief with a bright future! ”

"Huh?!" Brother Chun frowned, snorted coldly, and then said bewildermently: "Why don't you do it, look at me, I have been crisscrossing the Tang Dynasty for decades, and I have not tasted defeat and enjoyed the blessings of all people, you have learned my ability, and you are the same as Lao Tzu, indulging in flowers, invincible!" ”

"Cut, I don't learn your skills, I can still indulge in flowers and be invincible!" Wei Wuyi pursed his lips and said disdainfully.

"Ugh!" Brother Chun's eyes widened, thinking that when Lao Tzu was crisscrossing the rivers and lakes, I don't know how many flower thieves of all sizes wanted to worship under Lao Tzu's door, so this kid was so ignorant?

"Alas, Wei Wu, I heard that you are going to the capital tomorrow, right?" Brother Chun's eyes rolled and he smiled.

"How do you know!" Wei Wuyi glared, then raised his hand and pointed at Brother Chun, and said in disgust: "You are spying on me and Wan'er?!" ”

"Phew!" Brother Chun's face turned red, and he hurriedly opened his mouth to explain: "No, I can not peep, I accidentally passed by and heard your conversation!" ”

"Huh? Is there really no voyeurism? Wei Wu looked Brother Chun up and down in disbelief.

Brother Chun glared and almost blurted out - Lao Tzu just listened to the room! Then he blew his beard and said resolutely: "There really isn't!" ”

"Yes!" Wei Wu raised his eyebrows, looked at Brother Chun, and continued: "What do I do to you when I go to the capital?" When he said this, he said vigilantly: "Besides, I won't spend it with you."

"Damn! Lao Tzu still thinks you're disgusting! Brother Chun glared, obviously annoyed by this kid, he opened his mouth and said angrily, he saw that Wei Wu was going to gag with him again, and immediately grabbed this guy's collar, and said angrily: "You kid has been jealous and hateful all the time, and you haven't been buried alive when you go to the capital?" Go learn kung fu with Lao Tzu! ”

"Ugh!" Wei Wu was taken aback by Brother Chun's roar, and said curtly: "Then, then I have to leave early tomorrow morning, what should I do?" ”

"I can't delay you!" Brother Chun seemed to be annoyed by this little guy, and with a flick of his sleeves, he dragged Wei Wuxing to the riverside, but in front of him was a single-cabin painting boat, with eaves and pavilions carved dragons and phoenixes, and the workmanship was quite exquisite.

"Brother Chun, where did you get some money to buy this boat? Good taste! Wei Wu got on the painting boat, looked around, and nodded with satisfaction.

"Hmph, this painting boat is only three hundred taels of silver!" Brother Chun Wang Chu threw Wei Wuyi a silver ticket with disdain, and opened his mouth to say: "This 40,000 taels of silver tickets, you kid can take it, it's useless for me to take it!" It's always good to take extra silver with you when you're away from home! ”

"Where's Young Master Yang?" Wei Wu took the silver and put it in his arms without delay, and then glared, thinking of the owner of the silver, and opened his mouth to wonder.

"Well, he's not feeling well, I'll send him back to my house!" Wang Chu's expression was quite unnatural, and he said in a hesitant manner.

Could this Wang Chu have exploded Yang Fei's chrysanthemum? That chrysanthemum bleeds and is difficult to move?

Wei Wu pondered the tragic situation of Yang Fei when Brother Chun burst the chrysanthemum, and couldn't help but feel happy in his heart, and then pursed his lips, looked at Brother Chun Wang Chu, and said in amazement: "Eh, is Yang Fei's chrysanthemum still tight?" ”

"Tight!" Brother Chun subconsciously responded, and then his old face turned red, snorted angrily, and opened his mouth to say: "Hmph, tight fart, come here, Lao Tzu will help you speed up your skills, in order to improve your skills in the short term!" ”

"So good?" Wei Wuyi glared, sat down slowly, and then looked at Brother Chun with a suspicious expression and said, "What do you mean by being so good to me?" Speaking of this, he thought about it, waved his hand seriously, and said: "I'm a good man with a normal orientation, don't think crookedly, otherwise, be careful that the fifth brother will beat you flat."

"Get out!" Brother Chun scolded angrily, then slapped a palm on Wei Wu's head, and said in a long voice: "Wei Wu, quickly look at the nose, nose and heart, heart and inner body, understand the essence of my Yimai!" ”

It is okay to look at the nose and the nose, but it is a bit difficult to look at the heart and mind, as for the inner body of the mind - look at a fart! Wei Wusuo closed his eyes, and let the continuous surging heat from Brother Chun's palm gush down from his brain, but for a while, his whole body was extremely hot, and his skin was faintly red, like a roast duck with oil in the microwave

The next day, before the sun came out, Wei Wu carried a huge package on his back, and stood at the door of the Yellow Crane Tower energetically waiting for Li Muxin to come.

"Said out of the east red, said out of the west bright, said out of the two dolls, all day long wow wow scream"

"Flutter-" Suddenly a chuckle came, Wei Wu looked back, but it was Li Muxin who didn't know when she had already come over, she was wearing a white gauze skirt, her delicate face looked crystal clear under the light of the morning sun, she chuckled twice, glanced at Wei Wu, and opened her mouth to say: "Haasbender is a great talent, if you let others listen to this poem, it will ruin your reputation."

(To be continued)