Chapter 646: A sky-high meal

Wang Ping'an welcomed the four assassins into the mansion, and first he was not serious, and a cliché spewed out. The assassins are all people on the scene, and naturally they will not just arrive at the ground, so they will ask endlessly, and when they see Wang Ping'an spraying the cliché, they will immediately spray back!

After spraying nonsense with each other, Wang Ping'an invited them to bathe and change clothes, and the four assassins ran over like they were desperate, they were already covered in sweat and dust, so he naturally wanted to do his best to be a landlord, first invite the assassins to take a bath, and then eat and drink.

Seeing that Wang Ping'an could hold back, the assassins had no choice but to hold back, no one refused to say anything first, bathed and changed clothes, first got rid of the fatigue of the body, recovered their physical strength, and prepared to spray each other with Wang Ping'an. They knew in their hearts that when the situation was revealed for a while, they would inevitably have to make a big noise, who knew what kind of medicine was sold in Wang Ping'an's gourd, in case it was poison, of course they had to defend themselves, and it was impossible not to make a big noise.

After the four assassins cleaned up, Wang Ping'an set up a banquet to entertain them. He didn't entertain the four thorns in the lobby, but set up a banquet in the pavilion in the garden, and instead of setting up a table with big fish and meat, he had a few plates of green vegetables, a small pot of rice, and enough tea to entertain the four big people!

The guests and hosts sat down, and when they saw the dishes on the table, they immediately understood what was going on, Wang Ping'an was very likely to cry poor, and the dignified assassin invited guests and brought up all the green vegetable leaves, isn't that to cry poor, is it difficult to cry rich?

Since Wang Ping'an can pull down his face and invite them to eat green vegetable leaves, then why don't they pull down their faces and eat a big meal, they should wash their stomachs, anyway, they don't give Wang Ping'an a chance to cry poor!

There is no wine, only rice is soaked in soup, and the green vegetable leaves are quite salty, it seems that Wang Ping'an's taste is quite heavy, and the thorn historians are eating and drinking tea at the same time, silent, waiting for Wang Ping'an to speak first.

The meal was extremely sullen, and it was really silent to eat, none of the five people spoke, and ate the meal with their heads bored, and then rinsed their mouths with tea.

After eating, it was time to talk about business, but Wang Ping'an said first: "How many adults, are you still satisfied with this meal?" This is the chef I brought from Chang'an to make a dish, in order to arrange the recipe, it really took me a lot of thought, spent a lot of money, I'm afraid you will not be satisfied? ”

The four thorns almost sprayed tea on his face, just this rotten vegetable leaf, you are embarrassed to brag about it, is it not a shame to be ashamed, we have worked hard, and we have come all the way to the horse, you invited us to eat this, and asked us if we were satisfied? How cheeky you are to ask this!

The history of the thorns in the three states of Huizhou, Jingzhou, and Yuanzhou is all in the year of the sixtieth year, and the people are old and fine, they don't squeak first, they all bow their heads to taste tea, and pretend not to hear Wang Ping'an's words.

But Lanzhou Thorn Shi is not good, his temper is a little hot, he is angry in his heart, he can't help but be sarcastic, he said: "I have heard for a long time that the prince is rich in the world, and he lives a luxurious life. You invited us to dinner, and you ate such a delicacy, and it really made me wait...... Jaw-dropping! ”

Wang Ping'an nodded and said: "Yes, what Lord Lan said is very true, it is really the parents of the person who gave birth to me, and the person who knows me, Lord Lan." Usually I don't eat these, the cost is too big, today is because I want to invite all the adults, I only have a luxury, I want to change the usual I can't bear it, eat this all day long, where can I afford to eat! ”

As soon as he said this, the other three assassins couldn't help it, I've seen shameless, I've never seen such shameless, pretending to be poor won't pretend to be like this, you are a duke, a dignified state pastor!

Yuanzhou Thorn Shi pointed to Ding Danruo and Ke Lianwu, who were standing beside him, and said: "The prince said that he laughed, look at the people around you, just the clothes and jewelry of these two girls, I'm afraid it will be hundreds of times, even the old man's wife can't afford to wear such luxurious clothes, are you still poor?" ”

Huizhou Assassin Shi said: "Prince, don't make such jokes, if you can't afford to eat these things normally, then what do we have to eat, eat bran?" ”

Jingzhou Thorn Shi sighed and said, "Prince, you are rich in the world, everyone knows it, so you don't have to pretend to be poor, right?" Everyone understands people, so why do you have to do this? ”

The breath in Lanzhou Thorn Shi's stomach couldn't hold back, either from below or from above, he decided to come out from above, and said coldly: "The prince doesn't have to be so stingy, if you have money to spend, you can spend it well, no matter how much you save, you can't bring it into the coffin!" ”

Wang Ping'an sighed, a look of surprise appeared on his face, and said, "Pretending to be poor? No, I never pretend to be poor! ”

Still pretending to be poor? So how do you pretend to be poor? Lanzhou Thorn Shi said angrily: "It's not that we find fault with your bad food, and no one will be like this." But how much does this meal cost? Is there fifty wen? Could it be that there are five of us, and one person is worth ten cents? ”

Wang Ping'an sighed again, this one was quite loud, and the look of surprise on his face was even stronger, and he said, "Fifty Wen? How could this meal be worth fifty wen? He looked at the leftovers on the table, as well as the unfinished tea, and was surprised, but he actually showed a distressed expression!

Not worth fifty cents? Could it be forty or thirty? Lanzhou Thorn Shi was even more angry, and he said: "Prince, you shouldn't do this, but it doesn't match your identity!" ”

Wang Ping'an sighed and said: "Yes, it doesn't match, according to the convention, with our identity as a stabbing history, this meal is already ten times the sky, no matter how expensive it is, it is extravagant, and it will be impeached by some poor civil officials." But I remembered that you had come from afar, so I made an exception and would rather be impeached by them. ”

He pointed to the leftovers and said, "I spent 10,000 yuan on this meal, which is enough to buy a big mansion in Chang'an, just to let you adults have a taste." I am really embarrassed that you are still not satisfied! ”

The assassins were shocked and shouted in unison: "How much? 10,000! ”

Lanzhou Thorn Shi shouted: "Isn't this just a few rotten vegetable leaves, how can it be worth 10,000 yuan, haven't you ever seen green vegetables?" ”

Wang Ping'an looked at them dumbfounded, his face full of grievances! After a while, he sighed heavily and said, "Lianwu, tell you what happened to these so-called rotten vegetable leaves!" ”

Ke Lianwu agreed, took a small step forward, pointed to the leftovers, and said: "This dish is called cabbage, this dish is called baby cabbage, and this dish is called bracken, which is a wild vegetable ......."

The faces of the thorn historians are green, really when we don't know each other, forget about the cabbage and the little cabbage, even the wild vegetables are up!

Ke Lianwu said: "These vegetables are transported from Chang'an, and when they are planted, they are watered with the Tianshan Ten Thousand Years Xuanbing Ice and soaked in the best snow lotus, and the water is used to water ......."

"What, what are you talking about?" The four thorns were shocked, isn't it just a bunch of vegetable leaves, what a 10,000-year-old Xuanbing, the best snow lotus, what nonsense!

Ke Lianwu paused, repeated what he had just said, and continued: "Snow lotus water is used for watering vegetables, and as for fertilizer, the ginseng seeds of Guanwai mountain ginseng are mashed into paste......

The four thorn historians opened their mouths wide, Wang Ping'an is enough to fool people, and his little girl ring is not bad, use ginseng seeds as fertilizer, you can say, we have to believe it!

Ke Lianwu introduced, finished talking about the preciousness of the vegetable leaves, and said: "This rice is the corn of Lingnan, where this rice is born, there will be beautiful jade underground, absorb the essence of heaven and earth, take the jade word of beautiful jade, and become the name of rice......

Lanzhou Thorn Shi shouted: "Stop, don't talk about it yet." This dish and this rice are unheard of, there is no such way to plant in the world, you love to joke too much! Okay, now we're smiling......"

Wang Ping'an also shouted: "Stop, let her finish her words first." ”

Ke Lianwu glanced at the four wooden chickens, and was shocked when he saw their stupid appearance! She said: "This tea is taken from Penglai Xiandao, the tea tree is planted with a whole piece of dipterocarp, so the tea taste is sweet, drink this tea for a long time, you can prolong your life, you can also get teeth over the old and rare, and you can walk like flying!" ”

The stabbing historians looked down at the tea in the cup and thought, "I didn't drink any special flavor!" ”

Wang Ping'an waved his hand to let Ke Lianwu retreat, he said: "If you want to say that this tea blossoms once every three thousand years, and bears ......fruit once every three thousand years" The assassins looked at him together, he paused, and said: "That's an exaggeration, but it's extremely precious, it's true!" ”

The assassins had nothing to say, stared at Wang Ping'an with big eyes, and looked at Wang Ping'an together! Convinced, really convinced, everyone can brag about the cowhide, maybe there is something to do, blow the cowhide to the sky, I have never seen it in my life, today is the first time I have seen it, it is not someone else, it is the Lord Wang Ping'an stabbing in front of him!

Ding Danruo and Ke Lianwu, the two little girls, glanced at each other, and both smiled on their faces. The assassin just guessed about the same, but he didn't guess completely, this meal is not fifty wen, but forty-five wen, the price of rice in Gyeongju is not that expensive, as for 10,000 yuan...... Hey, how much is it worth, isn't it just a mouth!

Huizhou Assassin is the oldest, and he is also the most stable, Wang Ping'an must have a plan like this, just pick it out! He said, "Prince, you invited us to a banquet and eat such an expensive dish, I don't know what is the matter?" Let's get it straight! ”

Lanzhou Thorn Shi also said: "Just say it straight, why bother selling Guanzi, everyone is busy!" ”

Wang Ping'an sat up straight, looked at the four of them, and slowly, uttered words clearly: "What am I doing this for?" It's not for anything else, I just want to tell you that my king is safe and rich in the world, not blown out, mine is indeed rich, and it doesn't matter if you spend 18,000 yuan on a meal! ”

As soon as these words came out, there was silence at the table for a long time, and the faces of the four thorns were as ugly as they were. After a while, Lanzhou stood up and said, "Prince, are you going to entertain us?" We haven't offended you! ”

Wang Ping'an smiled at him and said, "I don't want to entertain you. On the contrary, it is to promote you for the ministers in the court! ”

The four assassins were stunned together, thinking, "What do you mean, the prime minister of the court...... That's more than one, promote us? Why, just because we're willing to eat your rotten leaves? ”

Lanzhou Thorn Shi was shocked, slowly sat down, and said, "Prince, what the hell is going on?" ”