(Cat flutter Chinese ) Orchid fingers, carmine red, wearing a dress on the stage before the appearance of the horns, a handle of the back garden of the little woman stepping on the spring side of the group fan, babbling a ticket out of the peony pavilion, twisting and pinching back Zhang Yingying, if this face is really seen in the pear garden line, it may be able to make people shake their heads and applaud. can move this face to the front of the eyes of the Xianggu courtyard to figure it out, but it can only make people feel that the Yin River is reversed for no reason, straight into the heart, and the whole body can't say a lot of uncomfortable energy.

I don't know what year it was an evil yin wind that blew up, and the dignitaries in Sijiu City estimated that they were tired of playing with Saibei gold powder and Jiangnan rouge, so they actually ran to those handsome and graceful men to open their minds. As time goes by, and after a long time, this good man's style and playing with his aunt have become a pastime that only wealthy families and royal nobles can afford. Counting in the Tongzhi years, a famous red minister in the Fengyue field in Sijiu City walked a church meeting, and there was no three catties and three taels of red gold and gold sand as a step, which was really an old cat smelling salted fish - sniffing fish (don't think)!

Although it is now the world of the Republic of China, the evil spirit in Sijiu City has not diminished at all.

It's like this master who wore a women's costume and sang in Xianggu's courtyard, relying on the name of a talent in the Manchu Dynasty, the big name never allowed people to say hello, but he called himself Mr. Weiyue, and he was a great and fun character in the Fengyue Field of Sijiu City.

Especially after being recruited by a high-ranking official in the government of the Republic of China and being the courage of that high-ranking official, he relied on a vernacular of "Shaofu Worship Steps". has won the appreciation of many official figures, whether it is on the face or in the waist. It's all very messy, and you can see some scenes. Moreover, this Fengyue field has always been a gold and silver scene, such as Mr. Weiyue, who is willing to spend a lot of money, naturally asked the characters in the Fengyue field to be enshrined as ancestors, and saw that Tian'er held Mr. Weiyue felt that he was the second child in Sijiu City - in addition to having a sky on his head, where else in the world can there be people who are equal to him?

pinched his voice and sang a ridiculous "Sifan", and sipped a hot Xinghuachun Laofen wine in the hands of the most hearty red minister, Mr. Weiyue was even more interested, and shouted at a few red ministers around him with a thin voice: "Hey...... Today's ticket is a little interesting. It's barely a three-point addiction. What's the matter, who will play "Matchmaker Visit" with Ye again? ”

Listening to Mr. Weiyue's instructions, a red man with red lips and white teeth suddenly came to Mr. Weiyue's side with a smile, and fiddled with his waist like candy and smiled: "Master, this "Matchmaker Visit" you want to vote for, what is there still a guy in our small building?!" And don't even care about it first, it's hard to find the copper of the final tone alone......"

With a smile on his face, he reached out and pinched the red man's body. Mr. Weiyue said with a shrill smile: "Look at your little appearance of being a pinching person, you really like it to the bone!" As long as you wait for the master tonight, and you will be told to touch the final tone of the copper, that is, to buy you a full set of gongs and drums, how big of a deal can it be? Ming'er took my film early in the morning and went to the gonggu alley to pick her own things! You have to look at it carefully. The movement of the brass must be beaten up and crisp, which can not only circle the beam for three days, but also be deafening......."

Before the words fell, from the bottom of the small building of Xiangguyuan, a loud bang suddenly came. Suddenly, a few writhing and pinched red men shouted at this voice!

Without waiting for Mr. Weiyue, who was also startled, to come back to his senses, the driver who was watching the car downstairs was already howling at the top of his voice: "This is amazing........ My car........ Smash the flames......... I'm in a rut...... I'll just explain it here......."

I listened to the drivers watching the car downstairs shouting indiscriminately. A red man who was leaning against the window stretched out his head from the window to look at the bottom of the small building, and suddenly shouted at Mr. Weiyue in a thin voice: "Master, this is amazing...... The car you parked underneath the building...... Tell someone to smash it! ”

As soon as he heard the car parked downstairs being smashed, Mr. Weiyue, who was dressed in a horn costume, suddenly howled in his throat, and the whole person jumped up from the chair like a flag flower rocket!

Even if he gets the appreciation of the high-ranking official of the Republic of China government in Sijiu City, there are really a few oceans in his waist, but Mr. Weiyue is not arrogant enough to afford a car by himself. If this wasn't for the sake of saving face and supporting his posture, where would Mr. Weiyue be willing to see Tian'er to give the driver a private benefit, and he took the high-ranking official's car and ran to Xianggu's house in the dark?!

If this car is really smashed, as long as Ming'er, a high-ranking official of the Republic of China government, can't sit in the car when he goes to the door to do business, the driver who drives the car will definitely have to call the overhead messenger, I'm afraid that he won't be able to get any benefits? !

didn't care that he was still wearing a full set of costumes, Mr. Weiyue stumbled down the small building in three steps and two steps, and scolded the owner of the smashed car who had already told the driver to smash the car: "Where did you come from, kill you here?!" Dare to smash your Mr. Weiyue's car, you are an old birthday star eating arsenic today - you have lived enough, haven't you?! Come on, take my film to the patrol police station to find their new director, Ma Yuer sent someone to pick up this damn thing for me......."

Before Mr. Weiyue could finish shouting at the majestic words on the scene, the middle-aged man in a new robe and dressed like a big family helper had already lifted the driver who was holding him and tore him, and threw the half-pulled brick in his hand at the car that had already smashed the front window.

In the piercing sound of glass breaking, the big family helper who had already smashed the glass on the car in two pieces still seemed to have not been addicted, and pointed at Mr. Weiyue, who was standing at the door of Xianggu's courtyard and was already stunned, and shouted: "I cursed the eighteenth generation of your rabbits and fart spirits from the eight kings of your gang!" The big night of opening windows and opening households, prostitution and rioting, disturbing people's purity, disturbing people's ears and eyes, and daring to do high-sounding deeds against the wind and smell, it is really shameless and ....... shameless."

Pointing fingers, cursing the heavens and scolding the earth, what words are ugly to point to what words to open their mouths, the big family who smashed the car is like a chatterbox who has been shut up for two hundred years, and it is easy to seize an opportunity to speak happily, a mouth of unpleasant words is like a surging river that stretches endlessly, and it is like the Yellow River flooding out of control, scolding the sky and the earth change color, and the birds fall silently!

If this is taken seriously, the masters who can open such a business as Xiangguyuan will naturally have experienced many scenes and seen the reasons, and there are really a few masters who are yin and immoral. As soon as I saw the middle-aged man who looked like a helper from a big family opened his mouth to scold the street, several sharp-mouthed masters in the Xianggu courtyard had already jumped out and scolded him with his voice. For a while, the slang was flying in front of the Xianggu Courtyard, and the national scolding was rippling, which was really lively!

It is estimated that it is also because the two fists are difficult to defeat the four hands, and the tiger is especially afraid of wolves, and the middle-aged man who looks like a big family helping idleness scolds a few sharp-mouthed masters in the Xianggu courtyard for a while, and suddenly bends down and grabs some gravel and rotten tiles on the ground, and smashes them at the masters of the Xianggu courtyard, and shouts in his mouth: "Follow the master to the south and north for 20 years, and today I can be regarded as seeing what is called the evil neighbor difficulty!" I followed you bunnies and farts to live next door, and I really forgot to look at the weather when I went out, and I didn't look at the height of the aisle......."

The mouth scolded lively, and the hand threw it happily and abnormally, and I didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, a broken brick thrown by the middle-aged man who looked like a big family was smashed in the middle of Mr. Weiyue's mouth, and Mr. Weiyue screamed like an old cat that stepped on his tail, and Leng Shengsheng spit out two bloody front teeth.

Xu is seeing that his shot was too heavy and hurt people, the middle-aged man who looked like a big family helping out broke free from the driver's pull, and then kicked the green skin of the nursing home in Xianggu's courtyard, turned his head and ran towards the wall not far behind him. It is estimated that the big family helper still has a little bit of effort, and everyone in the Xianggu courtyard watched the big family helper kick a pair of feet on the wall slightly, and struggled a few times with one hand to pull the wall, and just jumped over the wall into the Changwan Garden in front of everyone!

Holding his mouth that knocked out two front teeth, and there were three or five red men who screamed and wiped the blood on his chest with a fragrant handkerchief, Mr. Weiyue, who was already frowning and squinting in pain, bent over and hunched his back for a long time, and finally howled in a sharp voice: "This ...... Is there any royal law here? I enter the mother's ...... Someone's coming....... Catch this ....... me Ouch......."

Seeing that Mr. Weiyue, who had smashed his two front teeth, had not forgotten to shout at this time, and the driver, who was already so anxious that he was like an ant on a hot pot, suddenly jumped to his feet and shouted: "What's wrong with this?!" The car was smashed, and the people ran away, Ming'er ....... Mr. Weiyue, if this is Ming'er, my messenger will pay for it, then I really have to count on you to call the shots for me! ”

With a distressed look in his hands, the most lovely red man beside Mr. Weiyue only heard the driver's soft and hard, and strong words, and immediately opened his voice and shouted: "I can't run away from him!" Just now, this person jumped over the wall and entered Changxuan Garden, and everyone in and out of the words said that they were neighbors with us, so wasn't that the crushing of those foreign southern barbarians in Changxuan Garden? If you can run, the monk can't run the temple, Mr. Weiyue, let's go looking for him?! ”

Mr. Weiyue, who waved his slap again and again, and his mouth was full of blood, suddenly shouted indistinctly: "Go quickly, go quickly........ I really don't believe that a southern barbarian who has just arrived in Sijiu City can have many Taoisms, but he dares to learn the monkey Sun Wukong and kick my Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace?! (To be continued...) Cat flutter Chinese