37. Haircuts
"It can't be a haircut, right?" Everyone felt that something was wrong.
"If that's the case, the squad leader is really well-fed, there are many barber shops outside, you can get any hairstyle you want, and it's a beautiful girl, what kind of hairstyle will the squad leader have, and I don't know how his haircutting skills are?" Sun Jiashu thought.
really let Sun Jiashu guess correctly, Li Xiwa searched with her eyes and said: "In order to facilitate training in the future, I will give you a haircut." "Everybody, look at me, I'll look at him." Don't look, no one can run away, Zhang Ran, you have the longest hair, so I'll cut you first. Li Xiwa pointed at Zhang Ran and said.
"Squad leader, I won't work for you, I'm used to getting a barber in a barbershop, and I also bring a massage, but it doesn't cost more than ten yuan." Zhang Ran said with a hippie smile as he stepped back.
"Stand upright." Li Xiwa suddenly became serious.
Zhang Ran stood up right with a "swish", and the smile on his face froze on his face before it could completely recede, it seemed that the squad leader was going crazy.
"Problem, this is the army, all actions must be under command, don't bring the local set to the troops, stand up." Li Xiwa's sudden change of face made everyone very uncomfortable, he has been smiling for the past few days.
"Then, you leave me longer." Zhang Ran knew that he couldn't afford to mess with the veteran when he first came to the army, but he still had the last vestige.
"Sit down." Li Xiwa ordered with a black face.
Zhang Ran walked over and sat on the stool tremblingly, looked at the clipper in the squad leader's hand with a pair of eyes and said, "Squad leader, be merciful, please." ”
Li Xiwa stopped talking, he pulled out a sheet from the cabinet and shook it vigorously around Zhang Ran's neck, then pressed his head with one hand, pinched the fader with the other, and aimed at Zhang Ran's head in the middle of the "click" is a clipper, and the hair fell down, revealing a white scalp, and then, Li Xiwa left and right, the top of her head, and the neck down, only a moment later, the long hair was swept away, and now it has become a bare egg.
"Alright." Li Xiwa blew the stubble of hair on her hands with her mouth, admiring her masterpiece proudly......
Zhang Ran didn't care about tearing off the sheets around his neck and ran to the mirror, without looking, he was so angry that he shouted: "Who asked you to give me such a short haircut?" Like a labor prisoner, I can't see anyone now, I want to find the company commander to sue you. Woo-"
"Sue me? You go. Li Xiwa pointed outward with her hand, "It's best to find the head of the regiment, don't you have the guts?" To tell you the truth, it is a tradition of the 3235 regiment to shave the heads of recruits, and the regiment commander also came over like this, go, stand aside, and go next. ”
The next one is to take the horse to make the capital, she walked over with a helpless face, Sun Jiashu involuntarily retreated, his middle head shape does not know how many innocent little girls have been fascinated, if this hairstyle is cut, it will definitely make people laugh off their big teeth, peek at Li Xiwa, he seems to be more and more addicted, one after another, hair fluttering all over the house, half an hour before it arrived, there were seven or eight more bald heads in the house, due to the reflection of the bald head, the house was obviously brightened a lot, and finally only Sun Jiashu was left alone to hide in the corner.
"College student, it's your turn, come here." Li Xiwa said with a clatter.
It seems that he can't hide anymore, and his hair will eventually fall out, Sun Jiashu walked over with a hard head, "Squad leader, please raise your noble hand, don't pay attention to it too short." He pleaded.
"Okay, a little longer." Li Xiwa deliberately took a comb and put it under the clipper, "Don't move, I'll start to sort it out." ”
Sun Jiashu only heard the "click" sound of the fader, the scalp felt cool, a pusher down, he felt a lot lighter, the hair fell on the neck, itchy, Li Xiwa carefully trimmed, he intended to leave Sun Jiashu a little longer, but his level, the bald head is okay, the flat head is not good, the head is the same as the wheat seedlings that the pig has gnawed, he tried to trim the hair, but the more it is repaired, the more ugly it becomes, the more it is repaired, the shorter it is, and finally he has to make it bald.
Sun Jiashu picked up the mirror and looked at it, his lungs exploded, and tears couldn't help but roll in his eyes, "You don't talk about credit, and you don't talk about credit when you are the squad leader." "He really wanted to go up and beat the squad leader.
Seeing that Sun Jiashu was angry, Li Xiwa said: "I'm not intentional, come, let the squad leader see your craftsmanship, and you can also give the squad leader one." He handed the clipper to Sun Jiashu.
"I won't." Sun Jiashu said angrily.
"Problem, you have to take care of it, this is an order, there is no squad leader of the 3235 regiment who can't get a haircut, if you want to take the military academy, you have to start as a squad leader, don't you want to be a squad leader? I don't want to go to military school, do I? Li Xiwa shoved the fader to Sun Jiashu and said.
Sun Jiashu took the clipper helplessly, thought about his hair, and saw that several new comrades-in-arms in the room were looking at him with encouraging eyes, he smiled knowingly, and the mentality of revenge spontaneously arose, "Reason, Zhou Yu beats Huang Gai, one is willing to fight, and the other is willing to suffer." He followed Li Xiwa's example and pinched the clippers, somehow, the hand holding the clippers actually trembled, whatever, he didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, up and down, left and right, because it was the first time to get a haircut, the movements were not skilled, and he pinched his hair several times in a row, and Li Xiwa grinned in pain, and said repeatedly: "Slow down, slow down." ”
Li Xiwa hurriedly slowed down her movements, trimmed carefully, and saw that there was a place that had been treated just now, and a small handful of hair was pulled off, no wonder the squad leader cried out in pain.
Finally finished, Sun Jiashu was sweating hotly, and even a layer of sweat oozed from his hands, and he couldn't blow off his hair stubble on his hands.
Li Xiwa looked in the mirror and said, "Yes, yes, I have to let you take care of it next time, but next time you have to take it easy, don't clip your hair, it hurts." ”
After the haircut, the hat was buttoned to the head, and suddenly it collapsed to cover the eyes, and as soon as the haircut was given, the head became smaller, and the hat was worn on the head.
"Assemble outside and start cohort training." Li Xiwa ordered.
"Stand upright, look to the right - align, look forward - look." After Li Xiwa shouted the password, the hats of the recruits were all crooked under the effect of inertia.
Li Xiwa took the class to the playground, which was full of recruits walking in queues. I don't know which company of recruits didn't wear hats, all bald, and they were training vigorously.
"Take a break, stand up - subjects, class queues." Li Xiwa looks very formal. "In order to walk the class queue, we must first practice the standing posture, the military posture is the basic posture of the soldiers, is the basis of the queue action, is the concentrated embodiment of the temperament of the soldiers, the essentials of the action and listen to me while explaining and demonstrating: the two heels are close together, the toes are about 60 degrees apart; Keep your legs straight; The lower abdomen is slightly retracted, and the chest is naturally raised; The upper body is upright and slightly leaning forward; The shoulders should be flat and slightly stretched back; The arms are lowered and naturally straightened, the fingers are together and naturally slightly curved, the tip of the thumb is attached to the second section of the index finger, and the middle finger is attached to the seam of the trousers; The head should be straight, the neck should be straight, the mouth should be closed, the chin should be slightly retracted, and the eyes should be level forward. ”
Li Xiwa explained and demonstrated at the same time, Sun Jiashu felt funny when he heard it, to put it bluntly, isn't this just a stand? It's just a nice name, I was two or three years old, I didn't expect to come to the army to learn to fold quilts, sit on the bench, and now I start to learn to stand again, the more I learn, the easier it is, should I learn to climb again? (Sun Jiashu was really prescient, and his idea came true soon after.) )
Li Xiwa gave the recruits a military posture one by one, this head was crooked, that body was slanted, he took the trouble to correct them one by one, Zhang Ran stood in the most interesting military posture, stood there, the body was three bends, carrying the belly concave waist, Li Xiwa patted his stomach, the abdomen was withdrawn, but the chest collapsed, Li Xiwa pinched his chest like a dough pincher.
When it was Sun Jiashu's turn, he walked around Sun Jiashu, and Leng Buding bent a little on Sun Jiashu's leg with his toes, Sun Jiashu almost fell to the ground, he looked at the squad leader with his eyes dissatisfied, Li Xiwa reprimanded: "Look ahead, where are you looking?" ”
Sun Jiashu hurriedly stood up, his eyes level ahead. "What kind of ability is it to engage in a sneak attack." He muttered quietly.
"You know you're lazy at a glance, do you know why you're unsteady? That's because your legs aren't straight. Li Xiwa corrected Sun Jiashu's military posture from head to toe, and then stood up in front of Sun Jiashu and said: "Let's not underestimate the military posture, without good physical fitness, it is not good to stand at all, don't believe it, let's compare, see who stands for a long time, of course, if you can't hold it, you can report and retreat, and the one who insists to the end wins, dare to compare?" ”
"Dare." Sun Jiashu is not convinced, what is there to compare this, isn't it just a stand? Who's afraid of whom? Sun Jiashu was born aggressive, and the words of the class leader aroused his fighting spirit, you know, when he was in school, he loved to compare with his classmates, and he never lost.
Speaking of comparison, Li Xiwa stood at the front of the queue and said: "Now compare to see who has been standing for a long time, of course, whoever can't hold on can report and retreat." As soon as his voice fell, it was equivalent to the start of the game, five minutes, ten minutes, time passed minute by minute, the game was quietly going on, the recruits stood for a while and sweated, I really didn't expect to stand and sweat, less than half a year, there were already recruits who began to report and retreat.
An hour, an hour and ten, and a fifteen minutes...... There are constantly recruits reporting to retreat, and in the end, only Li Xiwa and Sun Jiashu are left, the two are facing each other in a stalemate, this time, Sun Jiashu is eating the scales and has an iron heart, and there is a great situation of not defeating the squad leader and not giving up.
The sun slowly came out of the clouds, the sun shot like a sharp sword to the earth, Sun Jiashu was already sweating, his whole body was like countless steel needles piercing, his neck had been itching for a long time, like millions of insects crawling, now he admired the head teacher in the third year of high school, no matter how hot the day, his style and discipline buckle was always tied, if he studied the head teacher from that time, he would not be so passive now.
Finally, another half an hour passed, Sun Jiashu couldn't bear it anymore, the armed belt was tightly tied around his waist, he couldn't breathe, the beads of sweat on his eyelids refracted the colorful light that made him hallucinate, and the idea of retreating flashed in his mind from time to time, but his pride told him that he must persevere to the end.
The recruits from other classes also stopped training and gathered around to watch their game, and the recruits all shouted slogans to cheer for Sun Jiashu. Sun Jiashu is now dry and dry, and the saliva in his mouth has already been swallowed into his stomach.
"Report." Sun Jiashu whispered.
"Can't hold on?" Li Xiwa said in a mocking tone.
"No, can I undo the buckle and belt?"
"Why, don't I do the same? If you can't hold on, you will retreat. ”
Sun Jiashu stopped squeaking, he kept cheering himself up: insist on insisting and persisting.
Time passed minute by minute, Sun Jiashu felt dizzy, the cotton hat was buckled on his head as if he was wearing a tight spell, he watched the people around him begin to circle around him, and saw the green leaves, his body involuntarily wanted to plant forward, but he was determined, and tried to maintain the balance of his body, he couldn't lose, persistence was victory. He encouraged himself over and over again.
One second, two seconds...... Sun Jiashu shook, he couldn't help himself, suddenly, his eyes were dark, his body was straight forward, only to hear a muffled sound of "bang......