Episode 159 Zombie Tricks
According to Yamantha, there are now two major forces in Mumbai, unfortunately these two forces are not very good, Singh Dad obviously belongs to the underworld, and the "heart of the sea dragon" is equivalent to a cult, India was originally known as the hometown of religion, but I didn't expect a catastrophe to come down, there is such a cult left, but it is really ironic.
The dead fat man asked viciously: "Lao Hua, you say, should we personally kill the cult without leaving a piece of armor, or do we ask Lao Lai for remote assistance and use missiles to **** the damn?" I thought about it for a while and said: "Let's look for Zhengyu, Thailand has not bought less American arms over the years, and I can take the opportunity to check the combat effectiveness of the old American missiles." The dead fat man raised his eyebrows: "What nonsense are you talking about?" When has Lao Mei not been fighting a war all these years? Their weapons are still usable for us to test, how many times have they been tested on the battlefield? ”
I laughed: "What are you doing with so many arms in Thailand?" As for the 'heart of the sea', it is estimated that there are only 1,800 people......" Sun Hongxu said next to him: "I'm afraid this is enough, although Thailand has bought a lot of American arms, and it is also high-end technology." But they are all defensive, and there are almost no offensive missiles. And it's quite a long way from Thailand to Mumbai, and at least medium-range missiles are needed to hit the place...... Thailand certainly does not have missiles with such a long range. ”
As soon as I heard it, it was the same reason, and the dead fat man over there had already asked: "If the missile doesn't work, then what about the plane?" We told the big black Hoffman to fly over and throw two big bombs at them. Sun Hongxu still shook his head and said: "I'm afraid this is also difficult, Thailand is a small country, there are definitely no long-range bombers, and even medium-range bombers with a range of less than 8,000 kilometers may not have a few...... It would take at least 3,000 kilometers to cross the Indian Ocean from Thailand to the Indian Peninsula. ”
I went to see Jian Tianhan, and this brother immediately sent a report to Zhengyu with his hands and feet...... Hehe, the brothers have been together for a long time, so naturally there are still benefits, at least there is a lot of tacit understanding.
Waiting for the telegram, I signaled those Indian fellows to relax, don't be nervous, let Wu Shuyuan explain our policy to them, and by the way, boasted about the strength of Brother Jiu and Fu Leduo, listening to these Ah San were dumbfounded, I guess they must think we bragging.
Zhengyu quickly sent us a telegram, to the effect that there were originally a few medium-range bombers on the Thai side, but they were basically destroyed by the dumplings, not to mention the missiles, and now the most on their aircraft carriers are some anti-aircraft missiles, and there is nothing they can do to help us.
I quietly consulted with the dead fat man: "It seems that I can only count on the old man, and I will use medium-range missiles if I can't say it." The dead fat man nodded and said, "Fortunately, it's a medium-range missile, there are so many snowy mountains in that thing, if you still have to use long-range missiles, I'm really a little reluctant." I also agreed: "That 'heart of the sea' will definitely be killed, but we must also be steady, we can't listen to this Indian girl's words, just use medium-range missiles, wasting some missiles is nothing, it's not good to really accidentally injure people's lives, we have to actually investigate or go to other places to understand." ”
The dead fat man wrinkled his nose and said, "There is no one else here to know anymore, it seems that we are going to meet Father Singh." He looked at me and continued: "Lao Hua, you know, I was originally a bastard, I think it's better for me to come forward to meet that Singh dad for a while." ”
I nodded, and asked Yamantha, "Do you know where Daddy Singh's base is?" Yamantha nodded in astonishment, pulled my sleeve with her hand, and said, "Chinese monk, Singh Dad is not easy to mess with, the former police chief of Mumbai died at his hands." ”
I glanced at the dead fat man and said in Chinese: "Yamantha said that Singh Daddy is ruthless and very difficult to provoke. The dead fat man was happy: "Do you think I look like a good mess?" I shook my head: "That's not what I mean, the strong dragon doesn't suppress the head snake, we are new here, it's better to be careful." ”
But the dead fat man didn't care, and asked, "I want to know now, how did Daddy Singh dig that big trench?" There are thousands of zongzi here, and the terrifying yoga zombie king, how did Singh Daddy and his subordinates dig the ditch safely? ”
I frowned and said, "Yes, no matter how bad the environment is, let alone digging a ditch, it is also very dangerous to walk safely from the hiding place to the edge of the trench. ”
Wu Shuyuan asked Yamansha in English, but Yamansha didn't know anything about the big trench at all, her eyes widened, and she lost her voice: "How is it possible?" Singh Daddy: How did they do it? "I was dizzy, I wanted to ask her, but I didn't expect to give us a rhetorical question.
I said angrily, "Then you always know where Daddy Singh's base is, right?" After listening to Wu Shuyuan's translation, Yamantha said, "I don't know...... I don't want to hide it from you, I really don't know, we have been stuck here since the outbreak of the apocalyptic virus, and we only heard the horn sounding in the city of Mumbai a few days ago, and it was the ****** of Daddy Singh to gather his men to prepare for a decisive battle with the 'Heart of the Sea'. Only here did we learn that the city of Mumbai had been controlled by Singh and the one-armed boss of Heart of the Sea. However, these two factions are very stiff, and it seems that if the streets were not full of zongzi occupying the road, they would have fought a long time ago. ”
The Dead Fat Man and I were relatively speechless, and we managed to find a group of local survivors, but unfortunately the information they knew was too thin.
I asked Yamantha, "Niu, Mumbai is not small, what about a big city with a population of 14 million, you don't hear the sound of the horn too far away from you, right?" How else would you have heard clearly? Before Wu Shuyuan could translate for me, Sun Hongxu next to him said: "There is no noise now, in an open area, the sound waves of the super loudspeaker can indeed be transmitted far away, there is no problem with this." In the past, when North Korea fought to resist US aggression and aid Korea, the kind of loudspeaker used to shout on the battlefield was very effective. So Wu Shuyuan didn't translate.
In a predicament, Yamantha suddenly let out an "ah" and said in a lost voice: "Ah, I see, judging from the direction of the sound of the loudspeaker, Father Singh must be hiding on the side of Saipan Pier now, which is his traditional sphere of influence, and he can go to sea by boat and go around the sea to reach the trench construction site." She then explained to us in detail the location of the Saipan pier.
I looked at the faces of these fellow Indians with dishes on their faces, and when I saw that they hadn't eaten for several days, I asked, "Brothers, how much food do we have with us?" The old car checked it and said to me, "It's enough for us to last three days, but only compressed biscuits and ham." I nodded, told him to take out some of it, and gave it to Yamantha, and then I said to the Indian girl, "We don't have much food with us, so we can only give you this." ”
I thought that these people would rush up, but Yamantha quickly excused himself and said, "How can this be, we can't accept your rations." The rest of the men stared at the food in the old driver's hand, as if they were eager to rush up at once, but when Yamantha finished speaking, no one moved.
"Well, it's military rations." I smiled: "But we can still support it here, don't mention any rations now, the first thing is that everyone can survive." Eat enough first, and then everyone will figure out a way. I put my finger on Yamantha's little nose and smiled, "When you're full, your brain will be flexible, and you might be able to come up with more ideas for collecting food." The dead fat man coughed dryly next to him, meaning that I should pay attention to the impact...... This guy always likes to stir up my Yaxing, turned around and gave him a fierce look, and withdrew his hand stupidly.
Yamantha politely touched her chest with one hand, bent down slightly, thanked me, took the food, and turned back to share it with everyone. Now the room is lively, and the villagers are eating in small bites, and from time to time they give us a thumbs up to express their gratitude.
However, I was surprised that Yamantha actually returned the ham, and the other Indians did not want to eat the ham, Yamantha explained: "Indians rarely eat meat, and eating meat is regarded as an uneducated habit...... Hungry, I'm sorry, it's our habit and we don't mean to despise you. ”
At that moment, I suddenly felt that the ordinary people of India were also quite pitiful, and they were not as uneducated as the legend said. Here, what's yours is yours, what's mine is mine, the thousands of years of caste system has created a peace in which people are content with the status quo, and it has been replaced by China, it is estimated that you have me or not, and you have long led a large group of people to fight your landlord.
Yamantha held a ham in her hand, looked at me in amazement, and said hesitantly: "You Chinese monks are so strange, how can you still eat meat?" I laughed in surprise: "Okay, I'm just a temporary haircut and a bald head, not a real Chinese monk...... "Your uncle, I'm the old flower of Fuleduo, not the monk of Liangshanhua, don't make a mistake about this." Rolled his eyes: "You seem to know a lot about Buddhism, didn't you say that Buddhism is only a pariah faith in India?" ”
Yamantha took out a card from her pocket, pointed to the handwriting, and said, "See, I'm an elementary school teacher, specializing in teaching history." After putting away her work card, she smiled and said: "In India, 99 percent of the people no longer know who Shakyamuni is, but at least 80 percent of the people know that Master Xuanzang from China, the book he wrote "The Records of the Western Regions of the Tang Dynasty" is the only very detailed historical information, when talking about ancient history, we can only give our students what Master Xuanzang has seen and heard, not like your country, from the three emperors and five emperors to today, there are people recording history. ”
I couldn't help but sigh when I heard this, and when I saw Yamantha fiddling with a big cauldron, I asked, "Yamantha, what are you doing again?" She smiled embarrassedly: "There's nothing to entertain you, I'll make you some tea." Seeing that I was worried, he asked, "Are you thinking about how to get out of here?" ”
Hey...... This girl is kind of interesting. I looked up at her and didn't say anything, but she did guess correctly, there were so many dumplings gathered outside that it was almost impossible to get through, and we were actually trapped here. I frowned and didn't speak, Wu Shuyuan was already over there and asked directly in English: "Yamansha, how can you dumplings here pretend to be dead?" The zongzi we see in other places, except for the northern zongzi who are afraid of the sun and dare not dare to rise during the day, are all alive and jumping. ”
Yamantha looked nervously out the window, and then came back to us and said, "Didn't I tell you just now, we have a lot of sea dragons here, and those ghosts are very big and long, and from time to time they will climb up to the beach and go to the city of Mumbai to find food. At the beginning, our zongzi here didn't pretend to be dead, but then I didn't know how to do it, many zongzi learned to pretend to be dead, and as soon as the sea dragon came, they were all motionless......
So that's the case, I nodded: "I guess it's because the eyes of the sea dragons are like frogs, and they can only see moving objects, so these zongzi have learned the craft of playing dead." The dead fat man scolded: "His grandmother, how terrible are those sea dragons, why do you still scare the zongzi into looking like this grandson?" ”
As we spoke, the tea was ready, and Yamantha poured a cup of tea for each of us, comforting us, "Don't worry, everyone......," took out a book from his pocket, and continued: "I'm learning how to fly a helicopter now, and if I learn it, I can take everyone out of here right away." ”
Yes? As soon as I heard this, I jumped up, and the water in the cup spilled the back of my hand, and the cup fell to the ground, and I didn't care about the pain, and quickly asked, "What did you say?" Helicopter? Do you have helicopters here? Yamantha's eyes widened and she smiled: "Of course, this building is the office building of a well-known mobile phone manufacturer in India, you know that in our India, the CEOs of many companies are very rich, not to mention helicopters, and some rich people even have super luxury charter planes ordered from Russia." He looked down at my hand, pulled it up, and saw that it was already red from boiling water, so he frowned, found some ointment, and applied it to my hand.
I was pulled by such a pair of soft and boneless hands, and the snot bubbles of the dead fat man with envy came out, but I didn't care so much, and hurriedly asked: "So where is the helicopter?" "I looked around blankly, and there was nothing...... Suddenly, my eyes lit up and I asked, "Is the helicopter on the roof?" ”
Yamantha continued to apply the ointment to me, raised her head and gave me a blank look: "Of course, of course, the helicopter can only be on the roof ......of the building" sighed, and continued: "It's a pity that I haven't learned it yet, flying a helicopter is much more difficult than driving a car." ”
I grabbed her hand and said, "Hurry up and take me to the helicopter," pointing at the old car with my hand: "He will fly the helicopter." Yamantha glanced at the old car in surprise and delight, and said in amazement: "Really? That's great, please come with me. "Took us out of the room, into the hallway, and straight for the elevator.
I hurriedly grabbed her and said, "The elevator has been broken by us...... and after talking about the yoga dumplings, Yamantha nodded, took us up the stairs, pointed to the top floor, and after pushing open the small door of the maintenance room, a brand new helicopter appeared in front of us.
I gestured to the old car, which left and ran over, checked it, turned around and gave me a thumbs up, shouting, "The helicopter is fine, and the fuel is plentiful." "We've seen several barrels of petrol in the maintenance room on the top floor.
Everyone couldn't help cheering, and the dead fat man laughed: "I'm worried that my chest is not high enough, and a sticky bean bun fell from the sky...... Old flowers, it seems that there is really no endless road. "We asked about the general direction of Saipan Pier, and we couldn't see anything clearly, except vaguely that it belonged to a large slum.
Slums are the hallmark of Indian cities, where high-rise buildings coexist with low-slung tin houses. Even if you live in the same city, you have to deal with two very different worlds. The rich are extremely rich and luxurious, and the wine pond is meaty, while the poor people have no clothes and no food, which may be the characteristics of India.
Ou Xiang's ears were more thief, as if he had heard something, and ran to the edge of the building to look around. I hurriedly turned back to look at Cao Yijing, the guy said with a sad face: "It seems to be in danger......" Yamantha also heard that strange voice, and hurriedly said: "Get down, it's the sea dragon coming." ”
I was startled, and hurriedly said: "It's the sea dragon, everyone lie down quickly......" I suddenly thought of the zongzi pretending to be dead, and quickly followed: "Everyone pretending to be dead." ”
So we all lay down on the top of the building, and we all showed half of our heads, and looked down cautiously. The hundreds of zongzi in the streets and alleys downstairs also returned to their original clothes and lay on the ground and pretended to be dead. The mighty city of Mumbai has become a realm of death again.
In the distance, a blue-black shadow slowly appeared, I took a closer look, his grandmother's, what ****** sea dragon, it was clearly a sea snake, but the size of those sea snakes was also too big, full of the thickness of a gasoline barrel, twenty or thirty meters long. The pro-black scales shimmer in the sunlight and look very eerie. At that moment, it occurred to me that this Indian sea dragon seemed to have heard of it somewhere...... After thinking about it carefully, Deng Shi was startled, I grass, this Indian sea dragon is the lord of the Yindu Sea Kingdom!
I figured out this link, naturally I was startled, and suddenly opened my mouth wide, and Yamantha, who was lying next to me, noticed it, and hurriedly stretched out her little hand and covered my mouth...... Yamantha was on my left hand, but the hand she used to cover my mouth was her right hand, which was like holding me.
I squinted my eyes at her big breasts, and I thought to myself that I didn't expect the Indian girl to develop so well...... (To be continued.) )