In the eyes of the British, Americans will always be the world boss. Baron Lonette, the father of the Scottish sisters, www.biquge.info Pen & Fun & Pavilion, asked Uncle Sam for help, which was a reasonable thing to do. The problem is that he is unlucky, now Uncle Sam, in fact, he is already a mud bodhisattva crossing the river, and it is difficult to protect himself.

Anyway, in the first round of the battle, our Terran won, and everyone was very happy. Both the dead fat man and I are in a heavy mood: Chen Tingyao still has no news. As a last resort, we have taken the risk to inform Cao Yijing to lead a helicopter group to the rescue.

However, the frustrating news came later, Cao Yijing led his subordinates to search with all their might, and searched all the locations in that area, but still did not find Chen Tingyao's whereabouts. This casts a shadow over the outcome of the entire rescue plan. I admit that I am a snob, in my opinion, one Chen Tingyao can be more valuable than those five or six hundred survivors, that is to say, this battle, it seems that we won, but in fact, we lost very miserably.

The dead fat man whispered to me, "What the hell is that crossbow?" Why is it so domineering? I shook my head, indicating I didn't know. Although we captured a perfect crossbow as early as Xinxiang, Henan, no one could recognize it after returning to headquarters. And the material made of the crossbow is also very special, it is a very light metal frame, lighter than aluminum, but very strong.

The dead fat man cried with a sad face: "Mary's next door, I haven't sent it these days, although the jaguar is not a good plane, but after all, it has also been tested in actual combat, why was it shot down by a big crossbow arrow?" Also his grandmother's breath shot down two! In fact, the British Air Force planned to retire the Jaguar in the early 1990s, but it has survived to this day and continues to be upgraded, so military observers have made a ridiculous prediction: don't be surprised if you still see big cats painted with the RAF logo after 2008.

I snorted: "It's nothing if the jaguar is shot down, what I'm worried about is that our J-20 doesn't dare to say that it will be safe, in case it ...... Ay! With a sigh, we both had nothing to say.

Cai Xingyan, the leader of the Vietnamese Women's Army, was standing not far in front of me, and the smoke I spit out was sprayed to her...... I woke up stunned, and quickly walked out of the room with my cigar in my hand, and sat down on the bench outside the door.

Psychologically, I can't help but think about the crossbow, if I don't figure this thing out, it will be difficult to walk in the future. I couldn't help but take the heart lock out of my pocket and look at it carefully. I thought to myself, what the hell is this, it has so much power, it is even more domineering than firearms and guns.

I couldn't see anything like this, and I was in a daze, when someone stood next to me, sighed, and said, "Are you missing Marina?" I looked up in amazement and saw that it was Tiragon, the leader of the bandits. I saw his look of pity, so I nodded sheepishly. Actually, I don't think about Melina at all, that little girl has no merit except for the belly dance is not bad, fierce and frightening.

Tiragon is a real person, this man who lives in the depths of the desert never thought that I would be duplicitous, and when he saw me nodding, he immediately looked miserable and persuaded: "We thieves know that you are already trying your best to rescue Marina...... Don't take it too seriously, maybe it's the will of Allah. ”

I was also sad when he said this, a day of husband and wife are still a hundred days, Melina and I are honest, I am about to forget her so soon, his grandmother's, it seems that I have a lot of potential for Chen Shimei.

Tiragon didn't seem to want me to be too upset, so he immediately changed the subject: "This heart lock is very powerful, isn't it?" I nodded: "Yes, I can't cut any knife and keep ......" I couldn't help but feel sad when I thought that the lock was finally opened by Melina's tears, don't look over, don't let Tiragon see the tears in my eyes.

Tiragon laughed: "Of course the knife keeps cutting, I heard my grandfather say that this heart lock is the hamstring of a prehistoric giant flea, how can an ordinary knife cut it?" ”

"What!?" I sat down on the ground in surprise and scrambled to my feet: "What did you say?" Prehistoric giant fleas? Tiragon was also surprised: "You have also heard of the name of the prehistoric giant flea?" I looked at the heart lock in my hand and was dumbfounded: "Is it really the hamstring of a prehistoric giant flea?" ”

I was hoping that the thief would shake his head, but he nodded, "That's what my grandfather told me, and he listened to his grandfather...... And so on. "Dizzy, even the thieves have learned to "and so on", this world is really progressing.

I'm still standing there in a daze...... Can I not be in a daze? The hamstring of a prehistoric giant flea! The prehistoric giant flea is a very strange creature, and the adult prehistoric giant flea is a super assassin, it is said that they live by sucking the blood of dinosaurs, and the smaller animals will suck all the blood when they are sucked by it.

The prehistoric giant flea is not a legend, and its fossil samples are still preserved in the archives of ancient human history. This huge insect, at least more than two meters long, is a large, rounded and flattened insect, with eight thumb-sized bearded feet, and a protruding little head with two bony eyes, and its mouth has a half-inch-long hollow spike, which is very sharp.

According to the analysis of relevant experts, although the body of this prehistoric giant flea is very large, but in fact it is very light, and it is theoretically speculated that the weight of the prehistoric giant flea on an empty stomach will not exceed two kilograms, and it may be less than one kilogram. When it jumps out of the air, the complex body structure cancels out the sound of the slull, and there may not even be the sound of the wind.

If it's daytime, it's still possible to be seen, but if it's at night, it's simply too cloudy, and no matter how good the alertness is, it can't escape the doom. The prehistoric giant flea's stingy mouth can secrete anesthetics, so that the victim is dazed, and it can smoothly absorb the blood of its prey.

Of course, the premise is that the prey is big enough, and when the dinosaurs became extinct, the prehistoric giant flea also disappeared, and if it weren't for the accidental excavation of its original fossils, we wouldn't even know that such a strange and evil thing had ever lived in this world.

I have to mention the amazing jumping ability of the prehistoric giant flea, the ability of experts to imitate the flea, roughly calculated the prehistoric giant flea, it is generally believed that this monster can jump to a height of 1,800 meters at most, and may even reach 2,000 meters away. The most conservative estimate is that it is also possible to jump 1,500 meters away.

Of course, this genius jumping ability is also flawed, and it is also big, that is, there is no sense of direction. Like fleas, every jump of the prehistoric giant flea is actually an adventure, and the ghost knows whether it is a fat dinosaur buttocks, a cliff waterfall, or even a volcanic crater. Individual unlucky eggs may also fall to the ground and get caught in the hanging branches...... This is not sensational, deliberately funny, in fact, the prehistoric giant flea fossil I have seen shows that the prehistoric giant flea was stuck in the branch of a tree, and finally I don't know how, and it became a fossil completely.

I hurriedly said goodbye to Tiragon, ran back to the tower room, and shouted, "I see! I know! The bowstring of the crossbow is made from the hamstrings of prehistoric fleas! "I'm going to tell you about the conversation with Tiragon right now. Everyone looked at each other, and Sun Hongxu couldn't help but scold: "Uncle Cao!" ”

I stood in the middle of the field and said, "Brothers, from now on, I will be given no desire to despise the combat power of the dungeon. They don't have our high-tech capabilities, but we've all seen that over thousands of years, they've perfected biotechnology research. They have a two-headed Chimera, which can make up for the lack of large aircraft; They have various types of crossbows, which are basically equivalent to our artillery to rifles; They also have Batmen, which can completely replace our helicopter formations, and are obviously more agile and maneuverable; They also have the Wyvern Knight, which can basically compete with our combat planes...... We don't know much about the dungeons, but judging by the beautiful snakes and the minotaurs found on the Vietnamese side, their melee combat abilities must be very domineering...... Brothers, the odds may not be on our side. ”

The dead fat man leaned to the side of the big recliner and hummed: "Nonsense, we dispatched all the combat arms, barely defeated the reconnaissance troops in the dungeon, and also lost Chen Tingyao, whose whereabouts are unknown, and the ghost knows that the odds of victory are not on our side." ”

I smiled bitterly and said: "Don't talk about those, I still can't figure it out, even if the hamstring of the prehistoric giant flea can have extraordinary catapult ability, but anyone who has pulled the bow and shot an arrow knows that the greater the strength of the bow, the greater the force that needs to be pulled. The bison tendon is still like this, the hamstring of the prehistoric giant flea is used as a bowstring, how do the people in the dungeon fiddle with it? Even if the beautiful snake, the minotaur or something, is a little stronger than us, but compared to the elasticity of the hamstrings of the prehistoric giant flea, it is still not worth mentioning. ”

Sun Hongxu listened, but smiled, and said: "This is very understandable, super strength of force traction equipment, we can usually see, such as jacks and manual slings, can rely on the strength of a child, according to the mechanical energy conversion, jacking or pulling up thousands of catties or even tens of thousands of catties of weight." He took a deep breath and said, "Guys, I studied weapon design, please believe me, if you give me a prehistoric giant flea's hamstring, I can also make a stun crossbow suitable for us ordinary human warriors." ”

I saw that the group was a little lonely, so I clapped my hands and said: "Don't be discouraged, everyone has been fighting for eight years, and we have even driven away the little Japanese devils, are you still afraid of any dungeons?" Amazing, beat him for another ten or eight years! He turned back to Jian Tianhan and said: "Go back and send a report to Brother Jiu, asking her to find someone to print Taizu's "On Protracted War" into a booklet, and send a copy to each survivor, so that she can study hard." ”

As he was talking, on the intercom, the captain in charge of airport security reported: "The armored personnel carrier convoy has returned." "All of us were in high spirits, ******, after a lot of effort, we finally saw the money back, and everyone hurriedly surrounded me and the dead fat man, and walked out of the room together and came to the airport.

After a while, more than 30 armored personnel carriers stopped in front of us one after another, and the car had not yet stopped, and as soon as the rear door of one of the armored vehicles opened, a tall yellow-haired foreign devil jumped out of the car and stretched out his hands to me: "Haha, Mr. Hua, thank you so much for this escape...... This is the second time you've saved my life! "It is Haider, the leader of the new European Union.

I stood there crying and laughing, and just now Haider said that, it seemed that the Gallic rooster Sakki had also told me that yes, yes, and then Sarki seemed to have been killed.

Seeing that I ignored him, Haider withdrew his hands and said, "Hell, I don't even know what's going on, we lost consciousness shortly after leading my people into the undersea tunnel...... Woke up to find that we had been taken to the Coventry Football Stadium......"

I waved my hand, too lazy to listen to him anymore, and when I saw Aunt Susan stepping out of the armored car with a majestic attitude, I greeted him with a smile: "Aunt Susan! You are so brave, I have to learn from you...... "grass, it is really lacking in virtue for us to let half of the old ladies take risks, and at this time a few sycophants can be regarded as relieving ourselves."

Aunt Susan didn't care, and very enthusiastically jumped up and hugged me, kissing me on the left cheek, kissing the right cheek, and then changing to the left, and then to the right...... In the end, she laughed out loud and pulled me out of breath: "Xiaohua, you are very powerful, you really rescued us." ”

I listened to the Buddha's displeasure, and listened to this meaning, as if she thought that we were pushing her to death at the beginning: "We all said that we will definitely save you from ......" Aunt Susan nodded, looked left and right, and praised: "It's really good, I really didn't expect Chinese to care about us so much," and asked me: "You have mobilized a lot of people to help, right?" I think there must be one or two thousand people on this airport, right? Before I could answer, he said, "Amazing, amazing, amazing......"

I had a black line on my head and told the truth: "We have mobilized nearly 20,000 men to the main island of England!" Aunt Susan's mouth opened suddenly: "Oh...... My God......" I touched my bald head and smiled, "God can't help you, so we're here." Aunt Susan didn't buy it: "How do you know that God doesn't care about us anymore?" Maybe you are the ones God has sent to save us. ”

I looked at the sky with my eyes, and I was really speechless, if people had to put gold on their faces, they could find any reason. I had to laugh dryly and say, "If you have to take me as an angel, then I will have to be polite." Aunt Susan laughed twice and asked, "What are you doing in England with so many people?" Want to take LinkedIn? Glancing back at the British survivors who were getting off the bus one after another, he told me in a serious manner: "With your help, these people have decided that I am the new Queen of England." ”

I smiled bitterly: "Okay, Your Majesty, to tell you the truth, I really don't want to occupy any Britain, we can't even take care of Asia, Europe and Africa, as long as you say hello, we will leave right now, and we will definitely not cause you trouble......"

Aunt Susan hurriedly hugged me and scolded with a smile: "Little bastard, what are you talking about? You're gone, what are we going to do? Do you want to catch Batman again? ”

Haider stood beside him for a long time, and finally found the conversation at this time, and walked up to shake hands with Aunt Susan warmly: "Hello, Aunt Susan, I am Haider, the leader of the new European Union, and I am very happy to meet ......" I shouted impatiently: "Are you still ****** finished?" ”

Haider was stunned and said angrily, "Mr. Hua, what do you mean by this?" Don't forget, this is the land of Europe! I walked over and forced him to look at him: "Don't mention anything to Lao Tzu about Asia and Europe, I don't like to hear it!" Sarkie, who likes to say this the most, is also dead! ”

Heider was taken aback: "Sarkki is dead? How did he die? Did you kill him? I snorted and said, "No...... But it's pretty much the same. Haider was completely enraged and pointed his finger at my nose: "You guys...... You're too lawless, aren't you? Sarkchi is also the current leader of France...... You, how can you casually murder the leader of a country? ”

"What happens to the leaders of a country? As long as he is a traitor to the human race, even if he is the ninth brother of Fuleduo, Lao Tzu will still be him! He sneered and glanced at Haider: "Sarkie is dead, how long do you want to jump around this little silverfish?" ”

Haider suddenly seemed to be struck by lightning, and was stunned: "What are you talking about silverfish?" I walked over and tugged at his collar, revealing a silverfish tattoo on his back, and sneered, "This is it!" Walked back and stared at Haidel's face: "What other last words do you want to say?" ”

Aunt Susan was frightened and took my hand and said, "Are you really going to kill him?" He...... Didn't he say he was the leader of the new European Union? I patted Aunt Susan's hand, roughly explained the matter of the Silverfish Knights, and finally asked Haider, "Lao Hai, I am not wrong, right?" Haidel's face was as dead as ashes, and he couldn't say a word.

Aunt Susan was so angry that her arms trembled, and she pointed at Haider and scolded: "I knew that you Germans were unreliable, and you were the ones who bombed London in the first place...... I quickly stopped Aunt Susan: "Aunt Susan, there is no need to mention the old accounts of World War II, the Germans' attitude of admitting mistakes is still very good, it is better than those shameless Japanese devils, until now, I still think that I was helping China during World War II......

Aunt Susan took my hand and said a little together: "We are all unlucky people who have been beaten!" He glared back at Haider and consulted with me: "Leave this traitor to us, although we British have abolished the death penalty for many years, I don't mind reinventing it." (To be continued.) )