Chapter 385: Kang Mazi Brand Toilet
On the night after the surrender of the remnants of the Qing army in Qinghe City, Kang Mazi finally wrote an edict in his own handwriting, which was also an edict issued by him as the supreme chief of the Qing Dynasty, ordering the officials, gentry and military and civilian people in the county capital south of the Yellow River not to resist and offend the army of Lu Yifeng, the general of the Great Zhou Expedition, and wherever the army of the Great Zhou General Lu Yifeng went, the local mite Qing official army must immediately and unconditionally surrender and accept the management and reorganization of the Great Zhou army!
This edict is also the last oil and water that Kang Mazi can squeeze out, not to mention that the Fat Army has not been officially promulgated to the whole country through official channels like the Mites Qing Imperial Court, even if there are such channels to promulgate, those state capitals and counties south of the Yellow River that are still under the control of the Mites Qing will definitely not obey it. The biggest effect of this edict is to target those wavering factions and wall-riding factions among the local officials of the Qing Dynasty, giving them a reasonable excuse to surrender, so as to facilitate the surrender of the Fat Army, reduce the resistance of the remnants of the Qing Army, and minimize the casualties of the Fat Army.
After writing this edict, he took the initiative to honestly stretch out his hand and let Xiao Erlang handcuff himself, Kang Mazi quickly turned his numb face to Lu Fatzi, his eyes were full of pity and pleading, and he was as obedient as a hemp dog wagging his tail and begging for mercy. Lu Fatzi carefully checked Kang Mazi's handwritten edict, until he found that the content was completely consistent with his requirements, Lu Fatzi nodded with satisfaction, waved his hand and said: "Erlang, take him down, arrange food and shelter well, as long as he doesn't run away and doesn't play tricks, don't abuse him." β
"Order." Xiao Erlang agreed, but Kang Mazi begged again, "General Lu, I have already complied with your request, and you should also put forward the conditions for my release, right?" β
"What's the hurry?" Lu Fatzi's eyes widened, and he said coldly: "You'd better not rush me, I warn you that it's best not to rush me, in Jiangnan, I want to cut you thousands of Han people into millions and tens of millions, I want to let you go and have to bear great pressure, if you rush me, what kind of decision I will make in the face of pressure, I don't dare to guarantee myself." β
Kang Mazi's face turned white, he quickly closed his mouth, nodded tremblingly to show that he understood, and like an eggplant beaten by frost, he honestly followed Xiao Erlang out of the fat army tent and waited for the fate of the fat man where he should go. Looking at Kang Mazi's dejected back, Fat Lu couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm at his back, and scolded in a low voice, "If there are his descendants, there must be his full dog ancestors, no wonder so many traitorous treaties were signed." β
"Brother Lu, what should we do with the Mangou Emperor?" Gao Dejie, who was accompanied by the handsome tent, asked, "Did you kill him?" Or exchange him for silver and land? β
"We can't let the tiger return to the mountain, let him go, and we can't explain it to the prince." Han Daren interjected and said: "I propose, first coax the Mangou Emperor, first pretend to negotiate, get a large piece of land and a large sum of silver from the Mangou Imperial Court, and then slaughter him to avenge his compatriots, and also avenge the prince's son Wu Yingxiong." β
"I'm for it." Wang Xu and Li Guodong said in unison: "The Mangou Emperor and our Han people, and our Great Zhou army, all have a blood feud that is not shared, and it is okay to use him to cheat a sum of silver and a piece of land from the Mangou court, but it must not be released." Now that the biggest dog has been released, it will be difficult to catch and kill it in the future. β
"I'm against it!" Yao Qisheng's words were shocking, and before his words fell, several heavy generals of the fat army in the handsome tent immediately opened their eyes angrily, and glared at Yao Qisheng viciously, Yao Qisheng was startled, and quickly added: "The generals misunderstood, the students are not against killing the Mangou Emperor, but only against using the Mangou Emperor to cheat the silver and land from the Mangou Imperial Court." The students believed that if they wanted to kill the Emperor Mangou, they could only kill him directly, and they could not use him to cheat the silver and land and kill them again. β
Several fat army generals slowed down their faces, and Han Daren, who was the most greedy and selfish with the surname, asked again: "Master Yao, why do you think you can't use the Mangou Emperor to cheat the silver and the land?" If we reveal a little bit of the meaning that we can exchange silver land for the Mangou Emperor, the Mangou Imperial Court will definitely make up the conditions we put forward at any cost? β
"The Mangou Imperial Court will indeed exchange it for the Mangou Emperor at any cost, and we can also cheat a sum of money and food first, and then cut the Mangou Emperor with a thousand knives." Yao Qisheng said in a deep voice: "But in this case, where does our credibility exist? How to establish trust in the world? From now on, who in the world will dare to believe what we say? β
Lu Fatzi and several generals of the Fat Man Army glanced at each other, and then they discovered an important problem, it is easy to extort money and grain land from the Mangou Imperial Court with Kang Mazi, but when they knock on the money and grain land, they kill Kang Mazi, so wouldn't the credit of the Fat Army immediately go bankrupt?
"Generals, generals, you are also clear about the current situation in the world." Yao Qisheng said solemnly: "The main force of Jiangnan full of dogs has ended, and the Emperor of Mangou has also been captured alive by us. In other aspects, Geng Jingzhong is brutal and greedy, short-sighted and ambitious, and talented, so there is nothing to worry about; Zheng Jing's strength is weak, and it is still not enough to be in a corner of peace, let alone compete in the world; As for Shang Zhixin, in fact, his strength is weaker than Zheng Jing, and we don't need to do it, just General Wu Shizong's Guangxi army can make him unable to eat and walk around. β
"In this case, it is a foregone conclusion that the Central Plains will change its power." Yao Qisheng paused, and said solemnly: "But in the end, who can rule the Central Plains to dominate the world?" It is absolutely not enough to rely on force alone, without the assistance of proper governance, no matter how strong your force is, even if you win the world, it is impossible to sit for a long time, Li Zicheng is a living example. And how to govern properly? First of all, it is to establish faith, if you don't believe in it, the law will not be established, and if the law is not established, the people of the world will not believe that you are not attached to you, and you can rely on force alone to stabilize the country? Where will the weapons, money, and food for your armed forces come from? β
Several members of the fat army listened attentively, and no one interjected, Yao Qisheng continued: "Here, I want to dare to say that the prince of the Great Zhou Dynasty is not, the prince of the Great Zhou deceived the Emperor of the Dog, and pretended to talk about and deceived the Emperor of the Dog to transfer the heavy troops of the Yangtze River defense line, which is a wonderful thing from a strategic and tactical point of view, but from the perspective of the prince chasing the world, it is a failure, because the prince has lost his trust in the world, so that everyone in the world thinks that the prince can change his orders and change his words, and he can not believe in his words, I lost confidence in the prince's governance and decrees, worried that I would not be able to get the reward I deserved, nor would I get a stable life, and I could not fully support the hope of a better life after the prince won the world. β
It was rare for Lu Fatzi to blush, pretending to be a peace negotiation to deceive Kang Mazi into transferring away the defenders' bad idea, but Lu Fatzi personally arranged for Wu Laohan, and Wu Laohan was untrustworthy to the enemy and discredited to the world, in fact, it was a situation caused by Lu Fatzi - but fortunately, no one present knew about it, and Fatman Lu could nod his head slightly, indicating that he agreed with Yao Qisheng's opinion.
Seeing that the generals of the Fat Army did not accuse themselves of being disrespectful to Wu Lao Han, Yao Qisheng was even more direct, and simply said: "Therefore, the student thinks that the most important thing we should do now is to re-establish the credibility of the prince, since we are still waving the banner of opposing the Qing Dynasty and restoring the Ming Dynasty, and the banner of avenging the Han compatriots in the world, then we must not negotiate with the Mangou court, let alone use the Mangou Emperor to cheat him of money, grain and land and kill him again, and once again lose our trust in the world." β
"The most important thing we should do is to refuse to negotiate with the Mangou court, and slaughter the Mangou Emperor in front of the Han people in the world, so as to buy the hearts of the Han people in the world! Then we will correct the decrees, clarify the law and discipline, and rule the officials in the Qing Dynasty, and try our best to let us control the gentry and the common people in the land to live a stable life! In this way, when the people of the world see the stable and prosperous life in the land under our control, and see their poor and precarious life under the rule of Mangou, Geng Jingzhong, Zheng Jing and Shang Zhixin, and when our army goes over to recover the occupied state capital and county seat, the local people will spare no effort to support us and welcome us. β
Speaking of this, Yao Qisheng hurriedly added a sentence in a hypocritical manner, "At that time, when the prince comes to Jiangnan in person, we can dedicate a stable and prosperous Jiangnan to the prince, and set up a model for the prince's other controlled areas, so as to facilitate the prince's rectification of the civil discipline in the southwest rear, Sichuan, Huguang, Liangguang, Shaanxi and Gansu, stabilize the order and people's livelihood in these places, and lay a solid foundation for the prince to dominate the world." β
Yao Qisheng's suggestions were for Wu Laohan or for himself, of course Lu Fatzi knew better than anyone else, and when he was about to pretend to agree with him, Han Daren, who was not under Lu Fatzi in the back of his head, suddenly came up with such a sentence, "Yao Junshi's words are too right, if you want to win the world, you must first give the people of the world hope for a stable life - but what if the prince is no longer there?" β
"Brother Ren, don't say such rebellious things!" Fat Lu sank his fat face, but he was really surprised in his heart - the suspicion that Old Man Wu was probably dead, Lu Fatzi had never said it to Han Daren.
"The general forgives the sin, but the last general did not mean to be disrespectful to the prince." Han Daren lowered his voice and said, "General, and generals, haven't you noticed some weirdness?" Why have we never received news from the prince's army since he ascended the throne? It has been more than two months since the prince called the emperor today, and the messenger who issued the edict is riding a turtle to climb, and it is time to climb to the south of the Yangtze River, right? But why haven't we received this edict yet? Also, it's been a month since we annihilated the main force of the dogs on the Western Front, why hasn't the prince's army moved yet? Before the change, the generals under the command of the prince, who doesn't want to rush into the Jiangnan to eat spicy sleeping beauties? With such a good opportunity in front of them, why aren't they tempted? β
Lu Fatzi, Wang Shaobo, Yao Qisheng and others quietly glanced at each other, and secretly praised Han Daren, this kid is not stupid, and he even saw all kinds of abnormalities in Wu Jun. Who would have thought that Han Daren opened this chatterbox, and the old Qing Dynasty annihilated Li Guodong suddenly said: "I also have this suspicion, I am stationed in Zhenjiang to control the main road of the Yangtze River, and I overheard the merchant ships coming down that recently, the prince's army suddenly blocked the Wushan River, and no ships can pass through, so that Shu Jin can't be transported to Sichuan at all, and the people and merchants are complaining, but it's useless to protest." Both Sichuan and Huguang are under the control of the prince's army, why did the prince blockade the Wushan River? β
"And this?" Fat Lu raised his eyebrows, and he was happy in his heart.
"Absolutely." Li Guodong nodded, and said: "It's just that this matter is not particularly important, and it is too far away, so the last general has not reported it to the general." β
"Guys, have you ever heard of such a rumor?" Wang Xu, who has always been honest and loyal, also suddenly spoke, and said in a low voice: "Recently, there have been rumors in our army that the prince has actually died of illness a long time ago, and the prince who played martial arts in the Xi'an school field that day was just a stand-in. It's just that the prince is worried that once the news of his death spreads, Mangou will take advantage of the fire to rob him, so he has been keeping his mourning secret. β
Gao Dejie, Han Daren and Li Guodong nodded slightly, all admitting that they had heard such rumors, and Lu Fatzi hurriedly interrupted: "Okay, this topic ends here, in short, it is still the same sentence, we are all old men of Pingxi Wangfu who have received great favor from the prince, as long as the prince still has a breath, we must not have any unrelated thoughts!" β
Temporarily suppressing the topic with a pun, Lu Fatzi said again: "Let's talk about the Mangou Emperor, Yao Junshi is right, if there is no faith, there will be no standing, since we want to fight the world for the prince and unify China for the prince, then we must establish faith for the prince and govern every inch of land under our control for the prince." So I decided, I will never negotiate with the Mangou court, the Mangou Emperor must die! β
"Then our focus shifted to internal affairs, the rule of the Qingming officials, strict law and discipline, first give the people a Jiangnan where the officials govern the Qingming and live and work in peace and contentment, and then give the people a world to live and work in peace and contentment, for the prince, but also for us. Therefore, I have to ask all the generals to fully cooperate with our internal political theory, while allowing the army to rest and recover, and at the same time to rectify our internal problems, and first do a good job of a stable and prosperous Jiangnan, and then consider other issues. β
"Respect the general's orders!" The generals of the Fat Man Army stood up together, hugged their fists and respectfully agreed, but quietly looked forward to it together in their hearts, "If that rumor is true...... It's good, the prince is gone, who else can be our opponent in this world? β
There was also an insignificant little incident that night, at the celebration banquet, the drunken Lu Fat Man pulled Gao Dejie and Han Daren, and insisted that Gao Dejie marry his daughter to his eldest son Lu Bangjing, and set a baby kiss for the eldest son, and pestered Han Daren, asking Han Daren to marry his daughter to his second son Lu Bangning, and also order a baby kiss. And Gao Dejie and Han Daren excused themselves and said that they didn't dare to climb high, and finally agreed.
Lu Fatzi took the lead, and several heavy generals of the Fat Boys Army, who had given birth to a lot of children in Jiangnan for more than a year, also came to be interested, and took advantage of the wine to designate relatives for their children, Gao Dejie's son married Wang Xu's daughter, and Yue Yi betrothed to Li Jiyang's daughter on behalf of his nephew, and then Li Guodong courted for his grandson and married Han Daren's niece, Lu Fatzi was even more desperate, and directly made decisions for Li Tianzhi, an old lackey in Suzhou, and married one of Li Tianzhi's daughters to Han Daren's son, One daughter married Wang Xu's son who was not yet a full moon, and Li Tianzhi's son married Gao Hongchen's daughter. Soon, the chief and deputy commanders of the four major legions of the Fat Army all became relatives.
"A bunch of slippery heads!" This is Yao Qisheng and Wang Shaobo's private evaluation of the fat army generals, and then Yao Qisheng and Wang Shaobo also began to discuss the family affairs of their children, and by the way, Zhu Fangdan and Xie Dong's children who stayed in Nanjing were also calculated.
β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦ In the first year of Zhaowu and the 10th day of the leap month of the 14th year of the mite Qing Kang Mazi, after a short rest, Lu Fatzi personally led the main force of the Fat Army to triumph and escorted Kang Mazi back to Nanjing for trial and execution. At the same time, Zhang Chong, the same governor of Huai'an and Funing Zhixian stationed in Yancheng, Huai'an, also took the initiative to send a surrender table, led the people of Yancheng and Funing to cut their braids and surrender, and voluntarily accepted the jurisdiction of the Fat Army.
Because the battle had just ended, the main force of the Fat Army was quite tired, so although the war between the Eastern Front and the Southern Front was still ongoing, Lu Fatzi did not let the army rush to march, and only walked fifty miles a day to camp and rest, but on the way back to the division, the Eastern Front of the Fat Army was the first to come with good news. After the envoy of the Fat Army sent the original and copy of Kang Mazi's will to Fu Lata to annihilate the Dutch Naval Division, and sent them to the Qing Army's naval commander Fu Lata and the Dutch Navy Commander Potter respectively, the Qing Army's naval division and the Dutch Navy really began to eat dog.
Fearing that Fu Lata launched a sneak attack, Potter struck first, and ordered the Dutch warships to turn their guns around and fire on the Qing army sailors, the hesitant Fu Rata was forced to fire back, and the Dutch navy was defeated, and the fat army sailor Li Jiyang stationed in Jiangyin took the opportunity to attack, and joined forces with Mao Yougui stationed in Liuhe, and defeated the Dutch sailors and the Qing army sailors who fought separately, the Dutch sailors were beaten to only one warship to escape from the Yangtze River, and sent messengers to the fat army to sue for peace, Fu Lata led three sea ships to escape from the mouth of the Yangtze River, and did not even return to the Ningbo base camp, Flee directly to the coast of Shandong. The battlefield on the Eastern Front of the Fat Army, which was once in a hurry, finally ended with a victory in repelling the incoming enemy.
The distance on the southern route is too far, and Lu Fatzi coerced Mazi to make the dog's poisonous plan to divide the dog, and there has been no response for the time being. On the 16th day of leap May, the main force of the Fat Army returned to Yangzhou, and more than 600,000 Yangzhou people went out of the city to greet them, and welcomed the triumphant division of Lu Fatzi, and when the prisoner car carrying Kang Mazi appeared in front of the people of Yangzhou, the cheering Yangzhou people broke out in an earth-shattering roar, bricks, stones, eggs, cabbage, raindrops, and hail smashed towards Kang Mazi, and hundreds of people cried and shouted to rush forward, to swallow Kang Mazi alive and chew it alive, and also scared Kang Mazi to pee his crotch on the spot.
Fortunately, Lu Fatzi knew very well the hatred of the people of Yangzhou for Kang Mazi, and understood that the Qing army had wantonly slaughtered and plundered when the Qing army forced the people outside Yangzhou to fill the river, and had a blood debt with the people of Yangzhou, so Lu Fatzi had already arranged 6,000 infantry with long shields to protect Kang Mazi, and tried his best to persuade the people of Yangzhou to calm down, so Kang Mazi was not torn to pieces on the spot. But Rao is like this, where Kang Mazi's prisoner car passed, there were still bricks and stones more than one person high on both sides of the road, eggs and cabbage, and 6,000 fat soldiers were innocently smashed, most of them were injured, it can be said that they are innocent, and they deserve death!
At the same time, Lu Fatzi built a mourning hall outside the northwest gate of Yangzhou, for Shi Kefa, Liu Zhaoji and other Yangzhou anti-Qing soldiers 30 years ago, and for the 800,000 people who were slaughtered by the Qing army, set up three sacrifices, Lu Fatzi first paid a solemn salute of filial piety, and ordered Kangxi to kowtow in front of the spirit to apologize, Kangxi did not dare to disobey, kowtowed to Shi Kefa and other Yangzhou soldiers and civilians, howled and cried, and quibbled in every way, deducing that this move was done by Duoduo, and had nothing to do with his father Shunzhi, and vowed to kill Duoduo's whole family, Avenge the 800,000 soldiers and civilians who were martyred in Yangzhou!
Hearing Kangxi's sophistry, Lu Fatzi was furious, slapped Kangxi in public, and showed the ironclad evidence of the copied Mangou "Manchu Old Document" in public, proving that Kangxi's father Shunzhi not only did not stop Duoduo's atrocities, but also ordered Duoduo to send one hundred and three beauties from Yangzhou City to the capital, wantonly annihilate the silver humiliation, and reward Mangou magnates as slaves! Kangxi was speechless, and the people of Yangzhou cried and roared to the sky, trying to rush to the spirit and skin Kangxi alive countless times.
Subsequently, Lu Fatzi ordered the Fat Army to escort Tuhai, Zhou Peigong and Duoduo's sixth son Zak Du to the mourning hall, and offered the head of Dong E, the seventh son of Duoduo who was cut off on the battlefield, personally accusing Duoduo of atrocities, as well as Tuhai and Zhou Peigong's atrocities of arresting the people of Yangzhou to fill the river, and by the way, accusing Zhou Peigong of the atrocities of digging up the Yellow River - Kangxi took the initiative to expose to Lu Fatzi, several dogs and executioners were like chaff, desperately kowtowing and admitting their mistakes, asking the people of Yangzhou and the heroic souls of the soldiers and civilians of Yangzhou to forgive, but the people of Yangzhou agreed to 'cut them alive'.
In response to the request of the people of Yangzhou, Lu Fatzi ordered the soldiers to tie Tuhai, Zhou Peigong and Za Kedu to the execution platform in front of the spirit, and execute them in public. The three fangs howled and cried, desperately begging for mercy, Zhou Peigong also shouted frantically that he was still useful, hoping that Lu Fatzi would give him another chance to make meritorious contributions, but Lu Fatzi was unmoved, while ordering the executioner to distribute the cut full of dog meat to the people, while taking the lead in eating the flesh of the three fangs, and once again saluted Shi Kefa and other Yangzhou soldiers and civilians of the spiritual position, tearfully shouting, "Shi Gebu, General Liu, soldiers, people, you can look at it!" β
Before he finished speaking, Lu Fatzi was already crying bitterly, and the soldiers of the Fat Army and the soldiers and civilians of Yangzhou were crying one by one, and kowtowed desperately to the mourning hall. Suddenly, the drizzly Yangzhou suddenly rained and the clouds dispersed, the sun shone brightly, and the soldiers and civilians shouted wildly that the sky had eyes, and the heroic spirits were blind.
On the second day, the Fat Army announced that it would escort Kangxi to Nanjing for execution, bid farewell to the Yangzhou military and civilians and set off to return to the division, but no one expected that more than 150,000 Yangzhou people voluntarily followed the soldiers of the Fat Army back to Nanjing, and they must go to the Ming Xiaoling Mausoleum to witness the grand occasion of the live killing of Kangxi.
It is not an exaggeration for 150,000 Yangzhou people to follow and watch the execution, the real exaggeration is the scene seen at the Zhenjiang ferry after the fat army crossed the river, and more than one million people from the south of the Yangtze River rushed to the south of the Yangtze River after hearing the news, and the Zhenjiang ferry port was surrounded by water, and the people's boats almost completely covered the river surface, and the slogans of the dog emperor were full of alive, even at the Gua ferry on the north bank of the Yangtze River.
Seeing this scene, Lu Fatzi had to hurry up and arrange to send additional troops to protect Kangxi, Kangxi was even more pale, and once tried to commit suicide by throwing himself into the river on the way to cross the river, but fortunately Lu Fatzi's old lackey Liu family brothers found out in time, pulled Kang Mazi back from the side of the boat, and tied him to the mast to protect him. Kangxi cried frantically, shouting and begging Lu Fatzi to spare his life, and Lu Fatzi sent Xiao Erlang to comfort him, assuming that he would consider the disposal of Kangxi after arriving in Nanjing, Kangxi was barely frightened.
Because there were so many onlookers and boats, the fat army that planned to cross the river in one day crossed the Yangtze River for two days, until the evening of May 19. During this period, in order to appease the excitement of the people in Jiangnan, Lu Fatzi set up a mourning hall in the southwest corner of Zhenjiang City, and sacrificed to the people in Jiading, Suzhou, Kunshan, Jiangyin, Jiaxing, Haining, Jinhua and Zhoushan who were slaughtered by the Qing army, blaming himself for the crime of not being able to send Kangxi to these cities to be punished, and asked these heroic spirits to wait patiently, or he would send Kangxi to apologize to them in a few days.
At the same time, good news came from the southern front, and after the original of Kangxi's holy decree was sent to the Qing army Tian Fengji and Geng Jingzhong's army under the city of Huzhou, the Qing army and Geng army immediately ended the siege of Huzhou and retreated to camp for 30 miles. Geng Jingzhong also decisively cut off the head of Huang Kun, the lackey who offended Lu Fatzi, and sent the head to Huzhou City, asking Lu Fatzi to forgive his envoy for his indisrespectful crimes, and said that he would get along with the Fat Boy Army, and begged to form an alliance again against the Qing Dynasty.
After reading Geng Jingzhong's handwritten letters, which were all sycophants, Lu Fatzi sneered again and again, and ordered Wang Shaobo to write a reply, asking Geng Jingzhong to first bring the head of Tian Fengji, the governor of Zhejiang, so that he could consider reforming the alliance with Geng Jingzhong, and then Lu Fatzi deliberately arranged for his brother-in-law Lu Zhangtai and Zhu Man, who had changed his name to Zhu Sanshui, to Suzhou to deliver the letter, so that they could avoid the scene of their torture of Kangxi.
Three days later, on May 23, Lu Fatzi personally escorted Kangxi, led the main force of the Fat Army and more than 300,000 Jiangnan, and returned to Nanjing in triumph.
Meeting with his good friend Xie Dong and cousin Qin Yong who stayed in Nanjing next to the city gate, Lu Fatzi first asked how the preparations were, and after getting an accurate answer, Lu Fatzi breathed a sigh of relief and said in a low voice: "Arrange it immediately, I will start it tomorrow, there are too many people who come to watch the punishment, and if it is delayed, I don't know that there are still people who want to rush to Nanjing to watch the punishment, and the people will come too much, and there will be big problems in Nanjing's roads, water conservancy and food supply." β
"Brother Sanhao, please rest assured, the younger brother has already been ready, don't say tomorrow, you can do it now." Xie Dong replied with a smile, and then Xie Dong said in a low voice: "There is one more thing, this morning, the secret envoy sent by the old demon woman of the Empress Dowager Mangou has arrived in Nanjing City, saying that she is willing to cede all the land south of the Yellow River, compensate 10 million taels of silver, pay a tribute of 2 million taels per year, and call you a vassal to the three good brothers, and only ask the three good brothers that you can release the Mangou Emperor." β
"Tell the messenger to get out of here right now!" Fat Lu snorted coldly, "Of course I want the land, money and grain, but if the old witch cedes the tribute, I will take it myself." β
Xie Dong nodded again, indicating that he understood, and immediately arranged for his entourage to send the messenger of the old witch of Xiaozhuang. At this time, Lu Fatzi's fiancΓ©e Xiao Pepper suddenly rushed over, rushed into Lu Fatman's arms with the sweet fragrance of strawberry milk, hugged Lu Fatzi and shouted loudly: "Xianggong, I see what the Mangou Emperor looks like, he is ten times and a hundred times uglier than you!" Thankfully, the Mangou Imperial Court stipulates that the Mangou Emperor is not allowed to marry a Han Chinese, otherwise my grandfather will definitely do everything possible to marry me to that ugly Mangou Emperor, then I will be miserable! β
As soon as he said that, everyone present laughed dumbly, and the old fox Huang Ji, who was also present, was rarely blushing, not only embarrassed by his granddaughter's childish words, but also understood that what his granddaughter said was the truth - if it was possible, he would never miss the opportunity to sell his beautiful granddaughter for a big price. At the same time, Huang Ji was even more secretly glad that his bet was right, judging from the current situation, his Huang family might really be able to produce a concubine.
That night, Lu Fatzi secretly summoned Kangxi once, hypothetically preparing to send an envoy to negotiate with the old witch of Xiaozhuang to see how much land money and grain were exchanged for Kangxi, but in fact, it was to see Kangxi for the last time, and finally play this Kangxi Tartar Emperor who vowed to cut him with a thousand knives since he came to this era! Kangxi once again believed it to be true, happily saluted and thanked Lu Fatzi again and again, and offered to compensate Lu Fatzi for fifteen million taels of silver, and pay an annual tribute of three million taels.
Kangxi's joy only lasted one night, and he only stayed in the prison of Nanjing City for one night, and in the early morning of the next day, as soon as it was dawn, Kangxi just drank a bowl of ginseng and chicken soup specially supplied by the Fat Army, and was personally led by Xiao Erlang out of the prison, escorted out of Chaoyangmen, Nanjing, and escorted all the way to the Ming Tomb in the east of Nanjing.
What makes Kangxi's soul scattered is that at this time, the area of the Ming Xiaoling Mausoleum, not only is there millions of people in the south of the Yangtze River gathered around, but the nearby hills are crowded to the ground, and the main force of the Fat Army is out of the nest to maintain order at the scene, and a huge mourning hall with a height of several zhang has been set up in front of the Ming Xiaoling Mausoleum, and the mourning hall is full of various tablets of all sizes, and the mourning hall is almost crowded! What made Kangxi even more desperate was that there was a court execution table in front of the mourning hall, eleven brand-new pottery kilns for burning ceramics, and one of the largest pottery kilns had already been on fire!
"Your Majesty, please." Xiao Erlang fed a bowl of medicinal juice to Kang Mazi, and said very respectfully: "Your Majesty, please use medicine." β
"What kind of medicine is this?" Kangxi asked tremblingly.
"Refresh the mind, have the effect of lifting the spirit and avoiding fainting." Xiao Erlang smiled and said: "The biggest effect is that no matter how painful it is, it will not faint, and it can also have the effect of doubling the pain, it is the elixir that Doctor Zhu has personally prepared for you with a lot of effort." β
"What do you want to do? I don't drink! I don't drink! Kangxi struggled and howled frantically, but Xiao Erlang, the vicious lackey of the fat man, took care of this, and glanced left and right, and the fat soldier immediately rushed up, pressing his hands and feet, pressing his feet, pulling his chin, and pouring the medicine into Kangxi.
Immediately afterwards, the fat army put Kangxi in front of the torture table, moved it to a huge torture platform as high as one zhang, stripped off all his clothes, and first tied Kangxi with a fishing net to be strong, and then tied up to the torture pillar on the stage.
At three o'clock, Lu Fatzi, who was dressed in a square scarf, personally led the important civil and military officials of the Fat Boy Army, wearing heavy filial piety to climb the spiritual platform in front of the Ming Filial Piety Mausoleum, and first led the Fat Soldier to kneel down with the people present, and knelt and bowed nine times to Zhu Yuanzhang's Ming Filial Piety Mausoleum, and then knelt and bowed nine times to the large and small spirit cards in the Lingtai, crying with tears, "The ancestors of China, the compatriots who were mutilated by the dogs, your spirits in the sky, please open your eyes, your descendants, your compatriots, today, come to comfort you!" β
It took half an hour to clear all kinds of atrocities of the invaders, and the execution began, ten executioners selected by drawing lots from the orphans of the dead compatriots, holding willow leaf knives in their hands, and boarding the torture platform in filial piety clothes, first kneeling and knocking three times at the Ming Filial Piety Mausoleum and the mourning hall, and then surrounded Kangxi's side, carefully slicing Kangxi's flesh with a knife, and dipping the slice of salt water once with a knife, and the Han people who were watching also cheered.
The first piece of meat cut from Kangxi was naturally dedicated to Lu Fatzi, followed by Gao Dejie, Han Daren, Li Guodong and Wang Xu, the important generals of the Fat Army, and then Yao Qisheng, Wang Shaobo, Xie Dong and Zhu Fangdan and other important civilian officials, each of whom received a piece. Kangxi cried and scolded frantically on the torture platform, "Lu Yifeng! Lu Yifeng! You despicable villain who doesn't believe in your words, even if I become a ghost, I can't spare you! β
Immediately afterwards, Kangxi's human flesh was swallowed by ten executioners in turn, and then the meat that was slice down was carried by the fat soldiers on a tray and auctioned in front of the people.
It took more than three hours to clean the muscles on Kangxi's body, revealing the white skeleton, and Kangxi's dark and fishy heart, liver, intestines and lungs were dug out and carried to the offering table in the mourning hall to pay respects.
Kangxi's bones were naturally not wasted, and they were immediately carried into the pottery kiln to be calcined into ashes, and then the ashes were mixed into a large pile of clay, and forty skilled potters were kneaded into twenty primitive toilets in front of millions of people, and finally carried into ten pottery kilns, ignited and calcined, and finally burned into ceramic toilets.
"Twenty toilets, a city slaughtered by dogs, one city at a time!" Fat Lu roared: "Build a public toilet in each city, put these toilets in it, and guard them by special personnel for the people to use!" Let the Mangou Emperor be a ghost, and he will always be the dirtiest and smelliest ghost in the world! β
β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦ What Lu Fatzi didn't expect was that the twenty Kang Mazi brand toilets he personally supervised were smashed in public not long after, ground into fine powder, mixed with more clay again, burned into more toilets, and put into more Han cities that were poisoned and mutilated by dogs. Then these Kang Mazi brand toilets were smashed again, ground into fine powder, mixed with more clay again, burned into more toilets, and so on many times, put into every city across the country, and even put into many people's homes.
Later, Kang Ma Zi brand toilet became the most famous toilet brand on the earth, and almost every home store advertised like this - the authentic Kang Ma Zi brand toilet definitely contains Kang Ma Zi ashes!
There is also such an advertisement - the thirteenth generation Kangmazi brand toilet, which is available in limited quantities.
"Dear, the ashes containing Kang Ma Zi are guaranteed, and the double crown is guaranteed by reputation. Dear, if you want it, you have to hurry, there are only the last two left in the fourteenth generation, dear, you don't want to use the fifteenth generation Kang Mazi brand toilet, right? β
"Hey, the Industrial and Commercial Bureau? I want to complain! I bought the 14th generation Kang Mazi brand ceramic toilet at a high price of 1,999 yuan on the Xbao network, claiming to be absolutely mixed with the ashes of Kang Mazi, and after the arrival, I found that there was only a very small amount of Tong Tulai ashes mixed with it! I want to complain, I want to return! β
ββ¦β¦ Oh, my X-treasure network ID is crying, and the ID of the unscrupulous merchant who sells fake Kang Mazi toilets is LOVE Third Brother for many years. Yes, the third brother of LOVE has been in business for many years, and it is this annihilator! What, more than one buyer complained about him? Sure enough, the big annihilators! β
(To be continued)