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Udon's "Brothers" is finished. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Everyone applauded with red eyes, and the applause was like thunder.

Even Su Qin had to admit that today's udon was really like a chicken blood, too he. Mom is crazy, it's completely extraordinary!

Even Zhou Yu, who was full of confidence before, was a little lacking in confidence: "Master, it seems that we really can't compare to Udon!" But it's nothing, it's not comparable, isn't it just a promise that he can pursue me, that is, it's annoying for a few days! ”

The people next to him applauded and persuaded: "Zhou Yu, in fact, Udon is also good, or ..... Consider considering ....."

"Yes, Xiao Zhou, don't say anything else, you see that other people's udon fought for you.... I was impressed! ”

"That's it, Xiao Zhou, this is looking for a man, the key is to look at the character, the udon character is good, and, the most important thing is that he is good to you, for you, he is willing to do anything, isn't it?"

"That's right, even Su Qin dares to challenge for you, if it were me, I wouldn't have the courage!"

Everyone chattered non-stop, Zhou Yu couldn't stand it, and hurriedly pulled Su Qin: "Master, go, it's time for us to go on stage!" ”

The two of them left the backstage and came to the back of the stage.

Su Qin turned his head to look at Zhou Yu, whose face was a little abnormal, and asked with a smile, "What's the matter, a little nervous?" ”

"It's not." Zhou Yu shook his head, "I just feel a little sorry that I couldn't get the first place today!" ”

"You think we won't be able to win the first place?" Su Qin asked rhetorically.

Zhou Yu smiled bitterly: "Master, you don't have to comfort me, Udon performed so well tonight, and you see, the soldiers on the scene were all singing and crying by him, how can we compare with him?" Actually, I'm nothing, it's just that Master can't take the first place, if I knew that this would happen, I wouldn't agree to bet with Udon, in that case, he wouldn't be extraordinary, alas-"

Su Qin patted Zhou Yu: "Zhou Yu! ”

Well? Zhou Yu was stunned for a moment, and raised his head to look at Su Qin.

"Zhou Yu, do you believe in your master?"

"Believe, the people I trust the most in this world are first my parents, and then you, Master!" Zhou Yu replied seriously.

"That's good." Su Qin smiled, and then said seriously: "Zhou Yu, then you listen carefully to me now, we must take the first place in this performance!" ”

Must take the first?

Zhou Yu was stunned.

"That's right! Su Qin nodded heavily: "Because only if we have the belief that we must take the first place in our hearts, can we show our best state, and only if we go all out, can we perform our show to the best!" We are literary and artistic soldiers, and performance is our war! ”

Zhou Yu looked at Su Qin in a daze for three seconds, and after that, she nodded emphatically: "Master, I understand!" We must take the first! ”

Su Qin smiled, nodded with satisfaction, and added, "Moreover, we will definitely be able to win the first place." ”

"We're sure we're going to be number one?" Zhou Yu was stunned.

Su Qin nodded: "I know you don't like udon, so ..... Trust me, I won't embarrass you! ”

"Really..... It's true? Zhou Yu's eyes lit up.

"When did Master lie to you?" Su Qin said with a smile.

In a moment, Udon's voice came down from the stage: "Below, there is the last pair of guests who invite us to perform tonight, they are our favorite Qin Shao - and our most beautiful Zhou Yu - "

"Let's go!" Su Qin glanced at Zhou Yu.

"Hmm!"

Su Qin and Zhou Yu walked on the stage side by side.

The two men walked to the center of the stage and stood up.

The warriors below stood up in unison, shouting and shouting for more than a minute.

"Zhou Yu, everyone seems to be very excited to see you!" Su Qin opened the opening remarks.

"They're not excited, they're foolish!" Zhou Yu replied.

"Foolishness? What do you mean? Su Qin pretended to be puzzled.

"That's it...... That ....." Zhou Yu opened his mouth a few times, but didn't say anything, and finally just sighed: "Alas, sister's troubles, you don't understand!" ”

Sister's troubles, you don't understand this sentence, the soldiers on the scene all laughed.

Calling herself a sister in front of Su Qin?

It's funny to think about.

Su Qin then answered: "Actually, I can understand you. ”

"Can you understand me?"

"Yes, everyone has everyone's suffering, just tell me, I've been suffering myself for the past few days."

"You're also troubled?"

"yes, but that's a long story." Su Qin said as he sat cross-legged on the table.

"You wait a minute, you go down first and talk about what."

"I'm used to going to the kang at home."

"This one can't speak when he stands."

"It's not smooth to beat a child, it's not easy to live unjustly in this life."

"Why is it so hard?"

"No one will believe it."

"Tell me about it."

"You know? The coughing ring is all gone, and the sneezing is like a needle. ”

"It's not next to each other."

"Pull the cart step by step in the horizontal ridge field, and eat sugar cakes to burn the back of the head."

"Why are you so hot?"

"The sugar cake is here, eat it, this tear, the sugar is down, lick it, make a noise---。"

"Hey, you're not bad, what are you licking it for?"

"In fact, since I was a child, I have been determined to serve the motherland and be a person who is beneficial to the people."

......

The cross talk that Su Qin and Zhou Yu talked about is the most famous one of Guo Degang on the earth: "My Life"

Udon's cross talk is very good, the theme is well chosen, and it's funny, but in terms of skill, it is still inferior to Guo Degang.

When Su Qin put those classics in this cross talk:

"It's cold, I sent you a coat, and the post office said it was too heavy, so I hinged it off and put it in my pocket.

I'm going to commit suicide.,I'm going to jump off the building.,I have studied this jump.,The 2nd floor is different from the 20th floor.,The 2nd floor is "pop", "ah", and the 20th floor is "ah~~~~" "pop".

If there is a difficulty, you have to help, and if there is no difficulty, you must help if you create difficulties.

This week it rained twice, one for 3 days and one for 4 days.

My friend said that he helped me print counterfeit money, I gave him 50~~ He gave me 1 yuan counterfeit money, I suspect he lied to me. ”

When Su Qin told these classic jokes, hahahaha, the soldiers in the audience were so frightened that they rolled to the ground and couldn't sit steadily.

If the higher-level leaders saw it, they were afraid that they would be furious, because Su Qin talked about the cross talk, and the soldiers suddenly didn't sit or stand, and even a few sentries standing guard at the entrance of the department kept covering their mouths with their hands, so as not to laugh out loud.

There is a road outside the border company, which is not large and does not have much traffic, but it is the only way for the nearby empire to the Federation.

As a result, the occasional vehicle passing by on this road heard Su Qin's voice from the loudspeaker.

Many people parked their cars on the side of the road, and everyone didn't dare to come over, and they didn't dare to approach the border company, but they were all nearby, pricking up their ears and listening to the cross talk.

A big fat man got out of the car, stood in front of the car and listened to a few words, and in an instant, he leaned forward and leaned back with laughter, and kept smashing the hood with his fist the size of a bowl.

After smashing seventy or eighty times, the sound of the motor, which had been ringing all the time, suddenly stopped.

The diesel engine, which was already close to its end of life, was smashed by him!

"My day-the price of this cross talk is too great, this can't go to the village and can't go to the store, the car is broken, how can I go back!"

The big fat man wants to cry without tears.