Gonggong Hai pointed to the corner of the outhouse and coughed, "Little Guizi...... Go get me the medicine... It's in the medicine box... That white bottle is, hurry up..."

Wei Xiaobao suddenly thought of "The Legend of Deer and Ding", it seems that Hai Dafu also often takes medicine, which is said to be caused by practicing martial arts, and later was overdosed by that 'Wei Xiaobao', resulting in blindness.

With the skillful memory of "The Legend of Deer and Ding", Wei Xiaobao went directly to the small cabinet in the outhouse, opened the drawer, and found a medicine box, now Wei Xiaobao is a person who crosses, much stronger than the 'Wei Xiaobao' who rummaged through the cabinet indiscriminately, and quickly found a white medicine bottle, gently opened the lid, and saw that it was white powder, Wei Xiaobao was sure that it was this bottle.

Wei Xiaobao took the teapot on the table, poured a cup of warm water, and thought of the "Deer and Ding Ji" It seems that Wei Xiaobao drugged his fingers and made a few nail covers, and then Hai Dafu tossed it, and finally caused his eyeballs to become decorations. No, just in case, I'd better play a little more... Hey.

Wei Xiaobao poured all the bottles of medicine into the teacup in one go, thinking that there was nothing that had not been stirred, and he didn't know where the chopsticks were placed, Wei Xiaobao directly stirred it with his fingers that had just been buckled in the boogers.

Hearing Wei Xiaobao's sound in the outhouse, Hai Dafu ordered, "Xiao Guizi, that medicine is too domineering, just pour it lightly, don't pour too much, my father-in-law can't stand it." ”

Wei Xiaobao smiled, "No, no, my father-in-law can rest assured." I know it. This time, keep your medicine until the disease is cured. Once cured, forever. Wei Xiaobao still had to advertise, and Hai Dafu was stunned.

Hai Dafu wondered, "What's wrong with you today?" When did his eloquence become so good, he didn't chew his tongue when he spoke, and he still did it one by one. ”

Wei Xiaobao, who was frightened, almost knocked over the cup, and suddenly thought of the real little Guizi at that time, who was indeed not very neat in speaking, and it seemed that he was overacting. It's too early to rejoice.

Wei Xiaobao hurriedly smiled and said, "Father-in-law, Xiao Guizi hasn't seen your father-in-law for some days, click on her father-in-law's body day and night, don't you come back today, Xiao Guizi is excited, I hope that my father-in-law can recover as soon as possible, and his body can be as alive and active as before, as long as his father-in-law can be good, let Xiao Guizi do anything, Xiao Guizi has no complaints." ”

Hai Dafu snorted. smiled and said, "Xiao Guizi, you really think so, that's good." It's rare that you have this kind of mind for me, is the medicine cured? Hurry up and bring it over. ”

No matter how you feel, you want to take medicine and harm people's lives, Wei Xiaobao's expression is a little unnatural, what kind of person is Hai Dafu, that is the chief eunuch who follows the old emperor of Shunzhi, he is well-informed, and has read countless people, when Wei Xiaobao entered the house, Hai Dafu became suspicious of Wei Xiaobao, and looked at Wei Xiaobao coldly, seeing that Wei Xiaobao's expression was a little unnatural, and he was even more sure that Wei Xiaobao had a ghost.

Hai Dafu snorted coldly and said, "Since you have this loyalty to me, you can test the water temperature for me first, I am weak, and I can't drink anything too cold or too hot." ”

Wei Xiaobao said, "This old turtle is really troublesome, this is obviously warm water, can't you see it yourself?" Did he find something flawed, by the way, just now, he seemed to say that Xiao Guizi's mouth is not good, is it..."

Thinking that he had eaten the elixir and was invincible, Wei Xiaobao was also fearless, and said in his heart, "Try it, even if it is poisonous, Lao Tzu is not afraid." Your grandfather's, the old thing, is quite good at finding trouble, you have a good plan, I have a wall ladder, and I'm still afraid that you won't make it. Even if you kid is alive, I'll beat you down again.

In order to show his 'loyalty' and the courage not to be afraid of death, Wei Xiaobao picked up the cup and drank most of it, Hai Dafu was stunned in his heart, and said in his heart, "Am I wrong, he is really the little Guizi next to me, but just now I obviously felt a little different, looking at his expression when he drank medicine, it seems that it is a little different, it seems that I am old, and my brain is not good." Suddenly, most of the doubts in Hai Dafu's heart disappeared.

Hai Dafu patted Wei Xiaobao's shoulder with a smile and said, "It's rare that you have this thought about your father-in-law, your father-in-law is sick, and you can't drink too hot or cold medicine, don't blame your father-in-law." ”

Hearing him say this, Wei Xiaobao knew in his heart that Hai Dafu's doubts about himself were eliminated, Wei Xiaobao shook his head and said, "What did my father-in-law say, my father-in-law's kindness to my cultivation and cultivation, Xiao Guizi can't repay it, don't say it's not a poison, even if it is, Xiao Guizi has to drink it for his father-in-law first, come to your father-in-law, drink it." ”

Hai Dafu took the cup and poured it down, Wei Xiaobao's heart turned over like a river, I don't know if the medicine he took is real, if he makes a mistake, he will miss the opportunity, and after waiting for a while, suddenly, Hai Dafu's face turned red, coughed loudly, Wei Xiaobao hurriedly handed over the handkerchief.

Hai Dafu took the handkerchief, covered the corner of his mouth and coughed, after a cough, Hai Dafu looked down at the handkerchief in his hand again, it was already stained with drops of blood, Wei Xiaobao stood next to him, looked carefully, said in his heart, and said in his heart, "It seems that the medicine has attacked, I don't believe that your old turtle can escape this catastrophe." ”

Hai Dafu pointed at Wei Xiaobao, just wanted to speak, and coughed sharply again, this time Hai Dafu knocked out more blood, Hai Dafu was weak, the handkerchief was also thrown aside, the blood in his mouth spurted wildly, and the bed was everywhere.

In order to express his 'concern,' Wei Xiaobao tried his best to express his 'loyalty', and anxiously shouted, "Father-in-law, how are you?" Don't scare me. Hai Dafu pointed to the inner water tank, "Little Guizi, quickly help me to the inner water tank to soak, this medicinal effect is too domineering, you must use water to dissipate it." ”

Wei Xiaobao remembered that there seemed to be such a plot in "The Story of Deer and Ding", and knew that even if Hai Dafu was put in the water tank, Hai Dafu would be hopeless, unable to return to the sky, and at most only half a life would be left. Wei Xiaobao helped Hai Dafu to walk to the water tank, from the bed to the water tank in the inner room, although the distance was not far, but all the way down.

Wei Xiaobao was not tired, and scolded in his heart, "You dead turtle, why is grandma's body so heavy, see if you are not fat like a bucket, why are your body bones so strong, is it because the whole body is full of muscles in martial arts, even if a dead eunuch is full of muscles, he has no manliness, he can only become more and more like a ladyboy." ”

Hai Dafu had blood in his mouth, and Wei Xiaobao's clean clothes were full of bloodstains, which looked like "Three Plum Blossom Alleys", and from a distance, Wei Xiaobao's body was like a picture of plum blossoms in full bloom, indescribably gorgeous. (To be continued.) )