Wei Wuyi put away the text panel, glanced at Du Zongwu, signaled this guy to quickly find out the couplet, and then faced everyone, smiled awkwardly and said loudly: "Ahem, Fang is my pen practice" He said this, took the text panel handed by Du Zongwu, spread it out and smiled: "Well, everyone, please see, this is my couplet"

Chao Heng squinted, frowned slightly, and opened his mouth to mutter:

"There is a well in Cangshan that is empty alone,

The stars fall in the sky and the river is reflected in the eyes.

The stream springs reflect the flowers,

Songjiang isolated island one leaf maple. ”

After reading this poem, Chao Heng frowned and thought for a moment, then hesitated slightly, and said to himself in a deep voice: "Where is this Xialian, it is clearly a crooked poem written by Wei Wu, this kid, who has nothing to do!" ”

"Wei Wu, could it be that you can't stand this couplet, and you actually use some weird poems to coax us?" Yang Fei glared at Wei Wu and said coldly.

"Wei Wu, I'm all coming from hundreds of miles away, can't you come up, you can't get through the trick?!" A blue-robed boy frowned and stood up, raised his hand to point at Wei Wu, who was standing on the stage with a blank face, and scolded loudly.

No way! Why did Zong Wu take out the poem that Lao Tzu gave to Xin'er again! Wei Wuyi rolled his eyes, almost fainted, hurriedly coughed twice, and said loudly: "Everyone, please be calm, don't be impatient, my brother took the wrong word, I will show the next link!" With that, Wei Wuyi hugged a bunch of scrolls in Du Zongwu's arms and looked at the small characters on them

"Fortunately, the ** painted by Lao Tzu was not handed to me by Zong Wu!" The corners of Wei Wu's mouth twitched, and he muttered in a low voice, and then picked out five scrolls, stuffed all the others into Du Zongwu's arms, glared at this fool, and urged: "Hurry up and hide these ink treasures of mine."

"Miss Furong Lou Qiu Niang has arrived-" Wei Wu took out a scroll of text and was about to open it, but suddenly a sharp voice came from outside the door!

Li Qiuniang's fame is far and wide, and all the literati in Jiangnan Road who have some Yaxing know that Miss Qiuniang, the flower girl of Ezhou Furong Building, is both talented and beautiful, and she is bewitching and moving, and she is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting

Wei Wu pinched the scroll that had been opened in his right hand, looked up at the door, but saw Li Qiuniang wearing a long dress embroidered with gold silk embroidered yarn, under the guidance of a maid, the lotus step moved lightly, and walked in, her hair was towering, pulled into the shape of a conch, and her face was covered with a touch of green yarn, only her eyes were exposed, her pupils were bright and bright, and she was charming and seductive.

"What a pretty woman!" Yang Fei sat on the chair, looked back, and suddenly the light in his eyes flashed, and he couldn't help but swallow his saliva and muttered.

As soon as Li Qiuniang came in, many talented people got up and gave up their seats, these talented people are all flattering and flattering at the moment, with a flattering smile on their faces, where is there still a half-point flat look like their eyes are above the top?

Li Qiuniang smiled slightly, politely refused everyone's invitation, her beautiful eyes swept to Wei Wu, who was standing in the stands, pursed her lips, and chuckled: "Master Wei, Qiu Niang came to see you unveil the union today!" Her voice changed at this point, with a hint of pity in her eyes, and she said coquettishly: "I don't know, Qiu Niang is late?" ”

This little girl, little vixen, playing ambiguous with Lao Tzu in public and dressing up so seductively, is simply going to take the life of my dog, the fifth brother! Wei Wu wiped the saliva overflowing from the corners of his mouth, but he hurriedly united the pair in his hand, glanced at the little fox spirit viciously, coughed dryly, and said, "Miss Qiu, I haven't unveiled the connection yet, I'm waiting for you!" ”

After listening to the conversation between the two, everyone suddenly became jealous, and the whole hall was filled with a sour smell, even if Li Muxin had already known that the relationship between Wei Wu and this little fox spirit was not clear, she couldn't help but pout at this moment.

"Hmph, this bad guy even hooked up with Oiran!" Zhu Wan'er frowned and snorted softly.

After Li Qiuniang refused the invitation of a son-in-law, she walked to Zhu Wan'er and Li Muxin's side, gave a slight salute, and said softly: "Two sisters, I don't know, can Qiuniang sit here?" ”

She said very little, and the hall was noisy, but everyone didn't hear it clearly, but when they saw the oiran, they went straight to Zhu Wan'er, the first talented woman in Ezhou, thinking about it, both of them are talented strange women, and it is not surprising that they are close friends in the boudoir.

"Ahem, everyone, please see-" Wei Wu saw that everyone saw that his face was not good, coughed dryly, raised the couplet in his hand, and said in a long voice: "In the next couplet, it is-lonely and cold!" My next couplet is—" He raised his right hand, and the couplet came down, but he saw the book of dragons flying and phoenixes dancing on it:

"Lonely and cold windows are empty and widowed - far and near reach the road to pass through the leisure"

Everyone looked carefully, but saw that this coupling was indeed quite regular, and they couldn't help but exclaim in unison. Before he had time to savor it, Wei Wu, the shopkeeper, put a scroll in his hand, reached out and touched a scroll, and showed it in front of people with a loud sound!

A group of talented ink writers, dignitaries and dignitaries looked at each other, and couldn't help but change their expressions - this uplink is extremely difficult, I can't imagine that after this Wei Wu actually made a pair, he actually lit a neat downlink, but saw the lightly handwritten book on it: "Lonely cold window empty widow - Wutong rotten pillow in vain"

How do you know that this second couplet has not yet tasted it, then Wei Wu retracted the couplet again, raised his hand and waved, and another couplet came out, "Lonely and cold window empty widow - the vast sea drifting"

"You actually came up with three?!" When everyone saw this third couplet, they immediately stood up and exclaimed in a long voice!

Wei Wu smiled, but he withdrew the couplet again, and said with a smile in his mouth: "Ladies and gentlemen, Xiao Er, I have more than three couplets" As soon as he raised his hand, he came out with another couplet, "Lonely and cold, empty and widowed - melancholy, worried, afraid and memorable"

Everyone looked stunned, how did they know that this shop was small and second-hand, and raising their hands was a downward link "Bitter Wasteland Harsh Yunfang"

As soon as this fifth couplet came out, the whole hall suddenly became noisy!

With these five lower links, this Wei Wu despises the talent of the entire Jing Chu, which is more than enough!

Li Bai's face turned pale, even his body trembled slightly, stroked his long beard, and said to himself in amazement: "The old man boasts that his attainments in poetry couplets are quite extraordinary, but he only has one piece, this Wei Wu"

"Brother Taibai, are you here to come up with this link?" Du Fu listened to Li Bai's words beside him, and immediately turned his head in shock, and asked in surprise: "Please Brother Taibai speak out and listen."

"The old man's coupling is quite untidy" Li Bai's old face turned red, and he immediately paced: "Turbidity and clear source of pollution in the sea"

Wei Wu ran out of five text banners in his hand, but he was still unsatisfied, and he only felt that he was pretending to be comfortable in front of these ancients, and he was not vomiting or unhappy for a while! I can't help but carry the next couplet that I carried to send tourists away in my previous life, and I drank it out like a cannon with my mouth open!

Wei Wu pursed the corners of his lips and paced: "Lingding Buddha is tired of being a monk"

Everyone in the hall was stunned for a moment, and then gasped - this Wei Wu, did he casually make a downward link? Before everyone could react from shock, the little two flicked their sleeves and said casually: "The end of the lingering red line"

Yang Fei's face changed greatly as he sat at the table at the moment, and even the wine in the wine bottle in his hand was spilled out because of the trembling of his palms, he was leisurely and stared at himself-this Wei Wu, so talented, would he be content to be an ordinary shopkeeper?

Wei Wu saw that everyone had different expressions, and suddenly became interested, grinned, raised his eyebrows casually, and said loudly: "The lonely cold window is empty and widowed, wandering in the way. ”

Li Qiuniang, Zhu Wan'er, and Li Muxin are all staring at the moment, and their expressions are shocked! Wei Wu was just a little crooked shopkeeper in their eyes before, but at this moment, Wei Wu is like a cannon with super difficulty in neatly tidying down, it's just - incredible!

"Lonely and cold windows are empty and widowed - turbid floating mud is full of flowing streams" Wei Wu said casually, then pursed the corners of his lips, raised his eyes to look at everyone in the audience, and said in a high spirit: "Everyone, guest officials, can you still do it?" He said that, but he raised his hand and pointed to his stomach, scratched his smile, squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Well, there is still a thirty or fifty lower link in the lower abdomen."

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Govin traveled to 1983, the best of times and the worst of times, in this great era full of opportunities, Govin began to struggle for himself with experience and vision different from those of later decades.

Poetry, novels, essays, books, folk, rock, art films...... A young leader and a literary and artistic master were born.

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