091 Li Xiang's plan

Drinking depends on the mood, and even those who can't drink when they're happy can drink it. Although Li Xiang is not afraid of this kind of low-alcohol wine that is similar to beer, it is the first time that he has poured down one bowl after another in a large bowl, so he is also drunk, and he walks left and right.

I was helped to lie on a wooden bed, and I couldn't figure out where I was!

Generally speaking, like this kind of banquet, the host will serve the decanting soup after the guests have drunk, probably Sima Changfeng is too bold, maybe this is a military camp, and there is no taboo, anyway, the host of the family is not such a thing as decanting soup.

I don't know how long it took, but the door creaked open, and someone walked in softly. Li Xiang subconsciously knew that it was someone who came in, and wanted to open his eyes and watch "But his eyelids are heavier than iron, but he can't open them."

After a while, I heard a faint complaint: "I can't drink it, I stink!" "Well, it's a woman's voice, Li Xiang roughly distinguished.

Then he felt his arm being pulled up heavily, and then his entire upper body, and he didn't want to move very much, but unfortunately the man's strength was surprisingly great, and there was some roughness.

After struggling twice and seeing that it was to no avail, Li Xiang resigned himself to it.

The clothes on my body felt peeled off one by one, and then I was exposed to the air with stinky sweat. The summer night was very cool, Li Xiang's wine was somewhat better, and he tried to open his eyes again, but he was covered by something on his head, and then he listened: "Wipe it yourself, your body is covered with stinky sweat!" ”

subconsciously grabbed the thing covering his head, and after two pounds on his upper body, he was about to fall asleep.

The sudden pain in the injured arm made Li Xiang babble and sit up again, and his eyes were just about to open, when the voice sounded again: "Close your eyes, don't open them!" ”

Probably Li Xiang really didn't have much thought at this time, someone said this, so he did it, but his arm was still hurting, and he didn't know what he said with his teeth bared, so he sat there with his head drooped.

After a while, he felt that his body was suddenly cold, there was water brushing it, and the breeze was quite comfortable, Li Xiang couldn't help but snort. I felt that the cloth on my body didn't move, and then the cloth flew directly to Li Xiang's face.

"Dengzi, it's so ugly!"

As soon as the cloth on his face was covered with water, Li Xiang immediately shook his head and suddenly woke up for five points. Reaching out to remove the cloth, a figure could be seen bending over to untie his shoes and socks.

"Who are you?" Li asked the stuttering indistinctly, but the man simply turned his back and didn't look at him, and continued to do his own thing.

Li Xiang shook his head and thought for a long time, only then did he remember that this was in the Tongguan military camp, and then looked at the back of the man, so he no longer asked, but ordered: "Walking for days, my feet are sore, and I will bubble up later!" After speaking, he lay on the couch with his head upside down.

The man's movements were obviously stagnant, then he gritted his teeth and continued to take off Li Xiang's shoes and socks. Stealing a look, he turned around and looked at Li Xiang, and saw that he closed his eyes and opened his mouth slightly, as if he was almost asleep. He stomped his foot lightly and turned to look at Lee's shirt on his lower body.

After hesitating for a long time, he still trembled and stretched out his hand, twisted his head to the side, and began to untie Li Xiang's culottes.

After coming to the end of the Sui Dynasty for more than a year, Li Xiang was also accustomed to the costumes at this time, except for the innermost underwear, which needed to be designed by himself and asked the women in the house to make it, the others were basically similar to those worn by people of this era.

At this time, there was no concept of pants, and most of them learned the appearance of Hu Ren, or they simply did not wear pants, and directly put on a robe, which could cover all the top and bottom.

Either wear a half-cut shirt directly on the top and culottes on the bottom, just like the skirt worn by women.

The man twisted his head to take off Li Xiang's culottes, and he couldn't untie them anymore, so he gritted his teeth and directly tore off the belt of the culottes with his hand.

It's okay now, don't bother, just pull it down, and Li Xiang's culottes can go down.

After tearing off the belt, the man suddenly burst out laughing, and he didn't know what funny things he had in mind, so he didn't go any further, but just bent down and laughed for a while.

Finally stopped laughing, got up and continued to take off Li Xiang's culottes, grabbed the corners of the skirt with both hands, wanted to exert himself, stopped again, waited for a long time, and finally twisted his head and flashed his neck, and after a while, the culottes were already in his hands.

At this time, the man hurriedly put a straw mat on the bed and put it on Li Xiang's lower body, and then he let out a sigh, and then turned his head to look at Li Xiang, who seemed to be asleep, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

After all this was done, the man looked at Li Xiang's clothes with disgust, pinched a small corner with two fingers, and walked out of the door quickly, and then closed the door.

On the third pole of the day, Li Xiang always dreamed that his legs seemed to be blurred by something, it hurt and itched, and he turned back and forth several times, but it still didn't work, so he simply grabbed his legs with his hands.

This time Li Xiang realized that he was not dreaming, there was really something piercing his leg. Suddenly, he woke up, rolled over and sat up, squinting at his legs.

His legs were covered with straw mats, but his legs hurt terribly. When he lifted the straw mat and looked at it, he was immediately angry. There were small cuts all over the legs, but they didn't bleed much, but they were full of barbs from straw mats, so it was no wonder that they hurt and itched.

He thought about it for a while, as if he felt that someone came in and undressed himself last night, but where did this straw mat come from, and could it be that the person deliberately built it here? Isn't that killing him?

Li Xiang couldn't take care of it at this time, and shouted loudly. After a while, the two soldiers standing guard outside rushed in, and saw that Li Xiang was still in bed and didn't know what was going on, and looked at him blankly.

"Who sent me back last night?" Li Xiang asked about the situation first.

"Master Li, last night it was General Sun Bi and Sima Xiaogongzi who sent the adults back to rest." A soldier answered.

Li Xiang frowned, he remembered that the girl who undressed him was a girl, it should be the maid ring here, so he said: "Find the maid who served me last night, and I asked her again." ”

The two soldiers stared wide-eyed, not knowing what Li Xiang was talking about.

"Lord Li, no one came in to serve your lord last night, besides, there are no maids and servants in the barracks." Another soldier was busy explaining to Li Xiang.

"Huh?" Li Xiang was also dumbfounded, what people said was right, how could there be a maid ring in the barracks, but last night he clearly remembered that someone took off his clothes for him, and he heard the person's voice, it was definitely a woman.

"Aren't there any other women in this barracks?" Li Xiang regretted it after asking, isn't this nonsense?

"Nope!" The two soldiers replied shaking their heads at the same time.

Li Xiang also knew that it would be useless to ask them like this, so he asked them to find the military doctor of the Volunteer Army. The two soldiers didn't know what was going on, but yesterday Miss Sima ordered that they must listen to Master Li's words and do whatever they are told to do.

So the two of them quit and went to find Qin Qiong, and after bringing Li Xiang's words, they came back to stand guard.

Li Xiang's legs were itchy and unbearable, and he couldn't scratch hard, so he had to fall down again, gritting his teeth and waiting for the arrival of the military doctor.

After a while, Qin Qiong, Xia Yushan, and Cen Wenwen came, followed by three members of Sima's family and two partial generals. When the soldiers went to find Qin Qiong, Sima and the three were chatting with Qin Qiong. When I heard that Li Xiang was looking for a military doctor, I thought something had happened to Li Xiang, so I came over quietly.

"What happened to my brother?" Before Qin Qiong could speak, Sima Changfeng had already asked.

Li Xiang shook his head with a wry smile and said: "It's not a big deal, it's just that I was drunk last night, and when I got up this morning, I found that both legs were injured, so don't call the military doctor to come and see it." ”

The military doctor was just behind, and when he heard that Li Xiang was injured, he hurriedly rushed to the front to show Li Xiang's leg. At this time, Li Xiang saw that Sima Yuyan was also here, so he was a little embarrassed and said, "That fairy sister, can you avoid it." ”

He has nothing on his lower body except for his pants, and he is always embarrassed to let Sima Yuyan see it.

Sima Yuyan pouted and said, "Rare! Then he turned and went out of the house, but not far, but listened under the window.

The military doctor lifted the straw mat and carefully looked at Li Xiang's wounds, and then said, "My lord, it is estimated that the injuries on your legs were caused by yourself." As he spoke, he took the straw mat and looked at it again, saying, "This straw mat is made of bamboo strips, and there are a lot of burrs on it. ”

Li Xiang nodded and said, "Don't worry about the rest, you just need to give it to me quickly." ”

The military doctor was a little embarrassed: "My lord, it's not that I don't do my best, it's that the burrs of these bamboos are too small, and the adults rub too much, and they really can't be taken out for a while." ”

Li Xiang understood, his legs were like grabbing unwashed peaches with his hands in later generations, the feeling was really sour, if he pulled them one by one, he would indeed have to wait until the Year of the Monkey and the Horse Moon.

Qin Qiong asked, "Is there no other way?" ”

The military doctor shook his head and said, "I can only mobilize everyone to help the adults clean the burrs." ”

Sima Changfeng laughed and said: "Brother Li is a noble person, look at us, these old men, we cover this kind of straw mat all day and night, and I don't see anyone who can wipe the burrs!" Hey, then you can slowly let them pull it out. ”

But the rain and smoke outside the house suddenly laughed, and then he covered his mouth and laughed quietly, making the people in the house not know what was going on. Only Li Xiangku pulled a face and said, "Okay, the military doctor stays, Brother Qin will take the soldiers to exercise, I'll figure out a way." ”

Qin Qiong looked at Li Xiang's itchy look, and suddenly felt that she was uncomfortable, so she quickly turned around and walked out. When Sima Changfeng saw Qin Qiong leaving, he also hugged his fists towards Li Xiang, but he still couldn't help laughing. It seems that the laughter of the Sima family is not very high.