Chapter 53: I can't get enough of it
This little vixen is starting to fix me again? Wei Wu stepped ashore, put his hands behind his back, grinned, and asked rhetorically, "Is it Miss Qiu Niang in the building?" ”
Seeing that Wei Wu actually asked Miss Qiu if she was in the building, Gui Gong couldn't help frowning, and said disdainfully: "Knowingly ask!" Today is the championship meeting of our Furong Building, and naturally our Oiran Miss Qiu Niang is inside! ”
"Oh, I really asked knowingly!" Wei Wu raised his head slightly, saw the veil behind the turtle man swaying in the wind, and could vaguely see a pretty voice and shadow, and then said thoughtfully and loudly: "Well, I really asked knowingly, since Miss Qiu saw me coming." Why ask so many times? ”
"Flim Flam!" Li Qiuniang's face flushed, frowned slightly, and said in a snort.
"Hmph, Wei Wu, Miss Qiu is such a delicate person, how can she know you!" Seeing Wei Wu's menacing, the talented inkmen downstairs were a little vigilant in their hearts, for fear that this last position would be snatched by him.
Wei Wu said with a hippie smile: "Then you can just ask Miss Qiu?" ”
Phew, this person reacted quickly, and wanted him to make a mess in public, but he took it to make an article! Li Qiuniang remembered that there were still a lot of people who had broken through three levels in a row last time, and it seemed contrived to argue again, so she opened her cherry mouth slightly, and said softly: "It turned out to be Wei Gongzi, the night was dark and the wind was high, Qiu Niang didn't see it very really, and she was afraid that she would recognize the wrong son, so she sent someone to ask!" Please don't blame Qiu Niang! ”
Her words were so soft and charming that everyone who heard them felt soft, and they would think about it more.
When Wei Wu heard this, Li Qiuniang's slender figure and charming appearance seemed to appear in front of him again, and Ji Lingling shuddered, arched his hand and said, "Miss Qiu, then you misconfessed me, do you want to punish you for one more thing?" ”
Others listened, but Wei Wu wanted to punish Li Qiuniang for not recognizing him, but the person concerned trembled slightly, and said in his heart: Hmph, this person is a master who doesn't want to suffer, and he still remembers the silver song he asked for last time!
"Since Gongzi Wei wants to punish Qiu Niang, then Qiu Niang can only" The faint and resentful voice came from behind the curtain, and the voice became lower and lower, making people sound as if they had seen a soft and weak beauty with a shy and resentful appearance.
Grandma's, still in her way, this woman pretends to be pitiful, so naturally there are men who want to support her! Wei Wu saw the annoyed looks on the faces of the ladies around him, and pointed at him viciously. For a while, as if the target of everyone, he coughed dryly and said, "Miss Qiu, since this is the case, then I and the two brothers will go in first!" ”
Li Qiuniang was slightly stunned, this guy not only had to come in by himself, but also brought two people who were five big and three thick, and were not airy and elegant? pouted slightly, opened his mouth and said sadly and complainingly: "Wei Gongzi, this is a broken rule, Qiu Niang can't be the master"
Just kidding, I don't believe you're only fifteen people here! Where do I see what dignitaries are out there? Compared to this championship, it is also possible to open the back door! Those talented artists outside are just a bunch of cups
Wei Wu pursed the corners of his mouth, didn't believe what she said, and walked over with Sun Zhuoyi and the others, and the two doormen at the door were shocked by Sun Zhuoyi's fierce and fierce appearance, where did they dare to step forward to stop them.
As soon as Li Qiuniang's words fell, Wei Wusan and the three of them had already strode in. The guests outside the building were not satisfied, shouting something, and they were excited for a while.
Li Qiuniang sighed faintly, and explained softly: "Everyone, please be restless!" Please listen to the slave family explanation! Wei Gongzi once had a relationship with Qiu Niang, but now he said that he did not recognize the son, Qiu Niang was ashamed in her heart, please forgive the slave family."
When she said this, the hearts of the people who said it were crisp and itchy, and it was too late for the talented artists downstairs to pity her, so why would they blame her?
As soon as Wei Wusan stepped into the building, he found that there were at least thirty people inside, and there were only fifteen! Wei Wuyi pursed the corners of his lips, and said disdainfully in his heart, Cut, I thought you could really make a clear stream by yourself! Do you really dare to offend many bureaucrats and huge riches in Ezhou? At a glance, I saw a lot of acquaintances.
Zhu Daoyu and Liu Daoxu, the two of them sat together, but they were in different shapes, Zhu Daoyu's eyes were indifferent, and the good-looking woman next to him kept persuading him to drink, while Liu Daoxu was scorching, staring at the upstairs with a nervous face.
Damn, Lao Tzu, an apprentice, still has some ability, and he also broke in. Wei Wu's eyes swept over, but he saw that there was an acquaintance sitting at the table, it turned out to be Zhu Bajie, he couldn't help but be stunned, and said to himself: "Brother Zhu, just with your talent, I'm afraid it took a lot of silver to come in, right?" ”
A moment later, there was a light footstep on the second floor, and it was clear that it was a woman.
"Ladies and gentlemen, my young lady has arrived!" A delicate little maid stood by the railing of the building and shouted crisply.
When everyone heard this, they looked up one after another, but saw a person with outstanding demeanor standing on the second floor, with a slender figure, a windy bun and foggy sideburns, a face covered with flowers and willows, and a pair of beautiful eyes that seemed to be holding spring water and looking downstairs.
Wei Wu saw Li Qiuniang's charming eyes poking in, grinned, and winked at her twice, feeling that he was really full of power!
Li Qiuniang stood by the handrail and looked down, but saw a young man in a green coat and thin hat standing in the corner winking twice at herself, and couldn't help but snort secretly, her pretty face was slightly dizzy, but she didn't speak.
"This second level, cultivating inside, is to test the ravines in the hearts of all distinguished guests!" The delicate maid spoke again.
"Oh?" Liu Daoxu's eyes shot at his "master", and he asked seriously: "But I don't know how Miss Qiu Niang wants to consider us?" ”
Phew, you little vixen, do you still have to consider the furrow in my chest? Fifth brother, I will personally measure the furrow on your chest in the future! Wei Wu stared at the undulating "ravine" on Li Qiuniang's chest, and his heart was scratching.
"My young lady will come up with three questions later, but if you can answer one of them, you will be considered to have passed this second level!" The little maid saw that Liu Daoxusheng's appearance was upright, dignified and extraordinary, and even the tone was a lot closer.
"Oh?" Zhu Daoyu was a little surprised, everyone here, without exception, are all celebrities and gentry in Ezhou, this question must be quite difficult to embarrass everyone! Slightly stroked his long beard, smiled in his mouth, and said confidently: "Then please ask Miss Qiu Niang to solve the question!" ”
Li Qiuniang's graceful little man squirmed slightly, there seemed to be spring water rippling in her eyes, and she asked with a slight smile: "This first question is at least how many chopsticks can represent the number from one to eight?" ”
"Oh?" Many gentry and celebrities in the audience were stunned, such a simple question? Then some picked up the chopsticks on the table and gestured, and some frowned slightly and thought about it.
"Six!" Zhu Bajie held a handful of chopsticks in his hand, and the table in front of him was also scattered, grinning fatly, and said confidently: "Miss Qiu Niang, look, I only use six chopsticks to make a four-character!" The other strokes are not as many as the four characters! Naturally, it can be easily posed! ”
Li Qiuniang glanced at Zhu Bajie with silky eyes, but shook her head slightly and said, "The number of chopsticks used by Zhu Gongzi is not the least!" After she finished speaking, her eyes looked slightly towards the corner, but she saw that the little two in the green clothes and thin hat looked like he had nothing to do with himself, and the old god was sitting there.
"Ahh Zhu Bajie was stunned, and opened his mouth to say, "Can it be less than me?" As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the sound of wood breaking.
"Smack-" A man in a brocade robe folded the chopsticks in half with a resolute expression, and then smiled arrogantly: "Miss Qiu, I only used three chopsticks!" ”
Li Qiuniang smiled charmingly at him, but shook her head slightly: "Zhang Gongzi did only use three chopsticks, but Zhu Gongzi, who also used six chopsticks, is a common practice, and it is not right!" ”
Zhang Gongzi frowned slightly, as if he was quite dissatisfied with comparing himself with Zhu Bajie, a concubine who did not learn and did not know how to do it, but he still arched his hand towards Li Qiuniang, frowning and thinking.
After a long time, everyone in the banquet did not say a word, frowning and meditating.
"Ladies and gentlemen, if no one answers this first question, then the slave family will have to change the question!" Li Qiuniang moved the lotus step gently, and her face was charming and moving.
"Ahem!" There was a light cough in the corner, and everyone looked back and saw that it was the famous shopkeeper Wei Wu, and they couldn't help but wonder in their hearts, could it be that this little two could answer?
"One!" Wei Wu lazily propped his elbows on the table, holding a chopstick casually in his right hand, and said with a drowsy face.
"What!"
"One?"
The distinguished guests were in an uproar, this little two is really used to blowing cowhides, looking at his dejected face, he must not be able to answer, come out to make trouble!
A man in fancy clothes stood up and pointed at Wei Wudao: "Wei Wu! Today, this is Furong Building, in front of Miss Qiu Niang's fairy-like person, you still dare to brag and lie! ”
Wei Wu pursed the corners of his mouth with disdain, reached out to hold a delicate chopstick, dipped it in the bottle of wine, and wrote one, two, and three on the table,...... Eight, after writing, he raised his head and glanced at Li Qiuniang provocatively, smacked his lips twice and said, "Isn't this it?" ”
"Wei Gongzi is really extraordinary! This method, Qiu Niang admires it so much! Li Qiuniang looked at Wei Wu and said with a smile in her eyes.
In the corner on the other side of the room sat a handsome son, and when he saw Wei Wu casually answering the first question that stumped everyone, he couldn't help but open his mouth and tease: "Hmph, this bad guy! That's a bit of a crooked idea! ”
"Childe, don't you hate him very much? Why have you been staring at him since he came in! A petite scholar next to him covered his mouth and smiled.
"Phew!" The handsome boy blushed and said, "Where did I stare at him!" ”
Hmph, Lao Tzu's trick of deceiving people in elementary school, you used it to deceive me? Wei Wu threw down the chopsticks in his hand, and said with a sly smile: "That's nature, fifth brother, the furrow in my chest, that's second only to Miss Qiu Niang!" ”
There is a vague meaning in his words, where can Li Qiuniang, an extremely intelligent person, not understand, her pretty face suddenly turned red, and then she returned to normal, with a smile in her eyes: "Since this first question was answered by Wei Gongzi, then"
Li Qiuniang said this, but when she saw that the five old gods of Wei were there, she raised Erlang's legs, and couldn't help but pout: "Qiu Niang's next two questions, if Wei Gongzi can also answer them, then there is no need to break through this third level!" After speaking, he glared at Wei Wu defiantly.
Hehe, I'm worried that I'm not having fun! This brain teaser is simply - easy to come by! Wei Wu grinned for a while, and then spoke: "Haha, since Miss Qiu values her so much, it is better to be respectful than to obey!" Miss - Please ask! The last three words unscrupulously lengthened the voice.
Li Qiuniang's apricot eyes widened slightly, glanced at him, and then said: "This question-" When she said this, she smiled slightly, and her eyes flashed with a hint of cunning: "This question, please take a good look at it!" ”
"Good! Miss Qiu Niang, please ask for the question! Liu Daoxu suddenly responded confidently, but suddenly remembered something, turned around and looked at his smiling master, and suddenly a trace of helplessness appeared on his face.
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