I'm going to drive home this afternoon, 300 kilometers

Everyone, please understand me, just this one: more than 4,000 words

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"Wu Na thief, put my fifth brother down! Otherwise, I'm going to beat you flat" Du Zongwu jumped down, but when he looked up, he found that the robber had already kidnapped his fifth brother, climbed the courtyard wall, and grinned coldly at him.

Du Zongwu saw that this guy didn't care about his hoarse threat, and seemed to be waiting for him, so he was immediately annoyed, took two steps forward, jumped up, and slapped the robber with a powerful palm.

"Bang-" The two palms intersected, and the robber snorted in his mouth, and then opened his mouth and shouted hoarsely: "You reckless man, but your strength is not small-" The body used strength at the same time, and flew straight back, opening his big mouth and laughing: "Thank you for sending it, hahaha-"

Du Zongwu slapped his palm and felt that something was wrong, this person didn't dodge or dodge, as if he was waiting for himself to beat him. Sure enough, when the two palms first touched, they felt that the other party's palm force was suddenly tough, but in an instant, they flew back to the eaves behind with their own strength.

"Fifth brother!" Du Zongwu hurriedly jumped onto the wall with his strength, but he could only see the robber carrying Wei Wu away in a row.

The robber was carrying a man of more than 100 pounds in his hand, running on the ridge of the roof but walking like a flat foot, jumping between the two buildings from time to time, with a fast speed.

Wei Wu was twisted face down, only to see the eaves of the house under him flashing, as terrifying as if he was flying in the air, and couldn't help but secretly say in his heart. This bandit, if you go to parkour, it is definitely a world-class level!

"Ahem, this robber master, I don't know what you are looking for me?" Wei Wu only felt that the strength of the bandit's fingertips was getting smaller and smaller during the run, and as soon as he could speak, he immediately opened his mouth and shouted.

"Hmph-" The robber snorted coldly, but ignored it, and kept under his feet, and in an instant he crossed another building.

Wei Wu saw that this person didn't react to his accosting, but his eyes were rolling, and he was thinking in his heart, what is this person's intention to kidnap me? Look at his posture, if he wants to kill me, it is a slap in the face, why bother to arrest me out? If you don't kill me, you want to use me?

In the blink of an eye, the robber had already led him out of the city, and a red horse had already been prepared outside the city wall.

"Driving-" The robber put Wei Wuheng in front of the saddle, clamped the horse's belly between his legs, grabbed the reins with one hand and shouted softly, and the horse spread its hooves and galloped away.

I said, this robber who plays parkour, his feelings are to take me to the cottage to be a dog-headed military advisor for him?

Wei Wuyi twitched the corners of his mouth and hurriedly explained: "Senior robber, I have no money, no color, no talent, it's useless for you to rob me!" ”

The robber's voice was hoarse, and he replied gloomily: "Lao Tzu robbed you to kill you!" ”

"Haha, I said dude, don't be funny, okay?" Wei Wu sneered, twisted his body twice, and found a stable position to lie on his stomach.

"What do you say?! Do you think I won't dare to kill you? The robber didn't seem to panic when he saw this, and twisted his waist twice pleasantly. couldn't help frowning, a wisp of murderous intent swept between his gray-brown eyes, and he opened his mouth and asked gloomily.

"Eh, I didn't say that you didn't dare to kill me, my predecessors killed people like hemp, and killing my little minion wasn't a matter of stretching out your hands and moving your feet?" Wei Wu heard this guy's tone was cold, as if he was really moved by murderous intentions, and hurriedly said: "I just think, wouldn't you ruin your reputation by killing me like this?" ”

Non-stop, the robber held the border rope in one hand, but his right hand quickly poked out, two fingers clasped Wei Wu's neck, and said coldly: "Hmph, I killed you, but how did I destroy my reputation?" ”

"How can you say that you are also one of the best heroes on the Green Forest Road, but you want to attack me, an ordinary shopkeeper, isn't it self-destructing your reputation?" Wei Wu was grabbed by his throat with his force, his eyes rolled, and he hurriedly explained.

"I'm on the Green Forest Road, and that was decades ago!" The robber seemed to recall the memory, his eyes narrowed slightly, and the fingertips loosened slightly, making Wei Wuda take a few breaths, and suddenly frowned, and said coldly: "Hmph! You're not an ordinary shopkeeper! ”

"Law-" As soon as he finished speaking, he pulled the reins violently, and the jujube red horse rose up, almost throwing Wei Wu off the horse.

"Hmph—" The robber snorted, turned over and dismounted, unscrewed Wei Wu off his horse, and threw him at the foot of a yellow cypress tree.

"Oh, I said dude, can you light it up? I fell and injured myself, who will pay for this medical bill! Wei Wu rubbed his buttocks, bared his teeth and shouted, looking up, but saw that he was in a forest, the sun was shining on the robber's face through the dense leaves, this person was also quite handsome, but there was a faint coldness between his eyebrows.

"Wei Wu!" The robber's eyes suddenly turned cold, and he shouted quickly and quickly.

I have played parkour and horse running; After playing horse running, do you want to play Zen? Is this a robber, could it be that the wise monk who came to take revenge on me? Wei Wu looked at the robber in surprise, and only after a long time did he respond: "The monks are merciful, but they can't have a revenge mentality!" ”

"What?" The robber frowned, puzzled.

Looking at the appearance of this product, it doesn't look like a pretending not to know. Didn't the great monk send him to take revenge on me?

Wei Wu grinned: "Nothing, nothing!" Predecessor of the robbers, I see that you are kind and kind-eyed, you must be a person who worships the Buddha! ”

"Don't go around in circles!" The robber's voice was cold: "If you don't want to die in the future!" Just stay away from my sister! ”

Damn, it turned out that his concubine fell in love with Lao Tzu, and now this product is coming to me for trouble? Uh, there are not many beauties in Ezhou who secretly love us, can I still control them one by one? Besides, this robber is not forty but thirty, and your senior sister is not more than fifty? Fifth brother, I have been in Ezhou since I came, and I really haven't been in contact with mature women!

Wei Wu's eyes widened, he looked at the robber with a fierce face, and said in surprise: "Where do I know your senior sister?" ”

"You don't know when I don't?" The robber's eyes were cold, and he stared at Wei Wu coldly: "You have been too close to my senior sister recently!" ”

"Hey, hey, dude, are you mistaken!" Wei Wu saw that this person's arm was bruised, and it seemed that he was about to make a move at any time, so he hurriedly waved his hand and explained: "I usually say that I am running a hall in a restaurant and accompanying a guest, where can I meet your senior sister?" ”

The robber frowned and snorted coldly: "Hmph! My senior sister is a fairy-like person, how can she fall in love with a villain like you who has no courage and dare not admit it! This person mentioned his senior sister, but his eyes were soft, and his heart was revealed.

Damn, what's going on? An old woman in her forties and fifties, no matter how charming she is, can she still have anything to do with the immortals? Ahem, could it be a monster that has been cultivated for hundreds of years? Well, look at this robber's body and looks like a weasel!

When Wei Wu thought of this, where could he still be calm in his heart? For the first time, I felt that as soon as this person became famous, nothing was good, and even monsters came to pester you!

Seeing that the little two's eyes were wandering, the robber seemed to be indifferent to his threat, and his heart became annoyed at the moment, and he opened his mouth and asked, "You villain, why don't you answer my question quickly?" ”

"Ahem, I want to answer, but you should tell me first, who your senior sister is," Wei Wu said in a sneering manner.

"Hmph, my senior sister's identity is hidden, but I can't tell you!" Seeing that Wei Wu seemed to be subdued, the robber's voice softened.

Damn, what are you playing with me? If I don't tell me who Lao Tzu is, how can I answer you? However, I've never been interested in mature women, this, it doesn't matter if I see him, the monster sister, or not.

Thinking of this, Wei Wu immediately spoke, and said seriously: "Senior robber, I have no interest in your senior sister in the first place, and naturally I will not have anything to do with her in the future!" ”

I slaughtered this kid in Ezhou, but the trouble is not small, since he is a soft bone, and he is so interesting, then let him go! Let my senior sister know the true face of this person.

"Huh?" When the robber saw that this guy was serious, his expression was serious, and he really agreed. This person was so easily relieved, he was really a villain who was greedy for life and afraid of death, and the torture tools he had prepared were now useless.

The robber glanced at the villain who was greedy for life and afraid of death, frowned and twisted his face, but he didn't bother to look at him again, and snorted lightly: "Hmph, since that's the case, if you make an oath, I'll let you go back!" ”

Grandma's, this person is mentally ill, right? He worked so hard to kidnap me here, no blackmail, no extortion, no robbery, no robbery, just want me to make a vow not to seduce his senior sister again? Damn, although Lao Tzu swears that it is as easy as eating, it doesn't count, and his senior sister and I have no interest, but I have to be like it, don't you?

"Ahem, senior, this is not needed" Wei Wu coughed dryly, but saw that the robber's face suddenly turned cold, and it seemed that he was going to do it again.

Wei Wu hurriedly turned his right palm to the sky, opened his mouth and shouted: "The sky is above, I, Wei Wu, swear here, no longer entangle, seduc, implicate, and intervene with the senior sister of this robber predecessor - cough cough, if you violate this oath, let the heavens strike a thunder to chop me back, cough cough, if there is no thunder to split me, let the robber predecessor cut me with a thousand knives"

Wei Wu finished his oath, his heart was happy, and his eyebrows danced and he thought, hehe, if I break this oath, God, you can use thunder to split me back!

The robber frowned and listened to his messy oath, but he didn't hear any flaws, and was about to wave his hand to let him go, but suddenly saw the little guy's face smug, and suddenly his heart was crossed - this guy looks very cunning, if he breaks his oath, get rid of him, and never have trouble!

With the murderous thought in his heart, his face turned cold, his hand held the short blade between his sleeves, and walked over with extremely light steps.

"Fifth brother, where are you—"

"Little Brother Wei—"

Suddenly, two long calls were heard in a rough and anxious manner, and the sound of galloping horses' hooves could be faintly heard

The robber's face changed, and as soon as he gritted his teeth, he was about to make a move, but he saw this little guy turn around, smile at him, and arch his hand: "Predecessor of the robber, my two brothers have picked me up!" I won't bother you to send it off in person! ”

After hearing this, the robber was stunned for a moment, but saw this guy with his hands stretched to his mouth, and shouted loudly: "Brother Sun! Brother Zongwu! I'm here with the robber seniors—" He shouted, his voice loud and confident.

"Da-" The sound of horses' hooves approached, and Sun Zhuoyi heard that Little Brother Wei didn't seem to have suffered any humiliation, and his voice was still bright, and he immediately shouted: "Little Brother Wei, are you okay?" ”

The robber frowned and threatened: "Hmph! Wei Wu, I can take you captive, and I can also slaughter you secretly! If you break your oath, I will come to your door and take your life!" Although your brother has a little strength, his kung fu is sparse and ordinary, and he can't stop me" Before he finished speaking, he had already taken a few steps up a giant tree and used his skills to go away, but the words behind him were not clear.

Wei Wu saw that the robbers were far away, and heard the calls of Du Zongwu and Sun Zhuoyi getting closer and closer, and immediately shouted in a long voice: "Haha-I won't seduce your senior sister-if she seduces me-it's another matter-"

The robber who was running fast heard this provocative shout, his body slammed suddenly, he slowly turned around, the poisonous short blade in his hand was oozing clear light, he turned around and walked a few steps, but he stopped again, glared viciously in the direction of Wei Wu, snorted angrily, and turned to leave.

"Little Brother Wei! You're alright! Sun Zhuoyi just shouted out, but saw that Wei Wu was unharmed except for the dust on his clothes, and suddenly asked in some surprise: "This thief, are you robbing money or lust when you kidnap you?" But in his heart, he thought to himself: Where is there a robbery shopkeeper? It must be that the Wei brothers are very famous, and the robbers in this cottage want to have a good time

Wei Wu pursed the corners of his lips, patting the dust on his body while responding: "Neither"

Du Zongwu ran over with tears in his eyes, stepped forward with a bear hug, and shouted with a crying voice: "Fifth brother-you have to be good, this time I blame me, I didn't protect you in the house"

"Ahem-Zongwu--strangulation-me!" Wei Wu bared his teeth and shouted.

Du Zongwu hurriedly took two steps back, but he grinned: "Fifth brother, it's okay if you're fine!" If my father had known that you had been taken captive, I would not have been beaten to death by him? ”

Damn, you're afraid that Lao Du will beat you! Although Wei Wu teased in his heart, seeing that the two of them had concerned eyes and their bodies were full of dust, he was also quite moved - this Du Zongwu and Sun Zhuoyi really had feelings for themselves.

Sun Zhuoyi was surprised: "This person sneaked into the Assassin's Mansion, and he didn't extort or scold you."

"Phew!" Wei Wu slammed down, interrupted the chatter's words, and explained: "His concubine sister is in love with me" After saying this, Wei Wu sighed again, and said helplessly: "You know, I'm too outstanding!" Always jealous."

"Ugh!" Sun Zhuoyi scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "This person is also interesting, snatching you out of the heavily guarded Assassin Mansion just to warn you?" ”

"Not only did he warn me, but he also told me to swear that I can't have anything to do with his senior sister anymore, looking at his own age, I'm afraid his senior sister is also in her forties, echo Brother Sun, your appetite!" Wei Wu replied casually.

"Brother Wei!" Sun Zhuoyi frowned and thought for a moment, then laughed and said: "This senior sister and junior brother, but according to the order of worshipping the master, where is according to age!" Maybe the bandit's senior sister is a beauty who has captivated the country and the city! ”

"Yes!" Wei Wuyi patted his head and exclaimed, "How did I forget this stubble?" Fortunately, Lao Tzu swore that none of them counted! ”

Who will be the robber's sister? The women who have been closer to me recently are Xin'er, Qiu Niang, and Wan'er, and there is only one person who knows kung fu and has a mysterious identity - Xin'er!

Grandma's, sure enough, Qiu Niang's little vixen said it! Xin'er's family hasn't objected yet, and this junior brother has come to trouble me?

Wei Wu frowned and thought for a moment, then suddenly a pair of thief eyes glared at Lao Yuan, and shouted murderously: "Robber-you are a tragedy, Lao Tzu just wants to soak your senior sister, what do you do with me-"

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