The soldier carrying Shi Jia had a black line on his head, and said with a look of grievance: "Big brother, we all like women, okay?" You, how could you think of going there......" Shi Jia looked at them and said, "Then why are you staring at me and not leaving!" And among these more than 100,000 people, they forcibly snatched the opportunity to get close to me! You don't have any other reasons than liking me! ”

Shi Jia pretended to be silent for a while, and suddenly realized: "Then there is only one explanation, that is, I am too handsome!" It's so handsome and radiant, both men and women are dizzy by me! Alas! It's so hard to be a handsome guy! But I'll say again, why did you give me this plank? There should be some beautiful women with extremely high jade peaks to lie in a row, I will lie on their bodies, I will roll and I will roll! Climb among the peaks, climb the peaks forever, and show my heroic nature! ”

These people couldn't help but point to their brains, and they all reached a tacit understanding through each other's gaze, this legendary hero, Wen Xihou has a problem with his brain. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Of course, Shi Jia's actions were reported to Duan Liao as soon as possible, so that Duan Liao also knew that this Wenxi Marquis really had a problem with his brain.

When Shi Jia was carried into the big tent, Duan Liao asked, "This is Shi Jia?" How did he become like this? ”

Duan Tie hurriedly replied to Shi Jia that all of this was because he was scared like this by the war horse that was out of control. As soon as these words came out, everyone laughed out loud, laughing so much that tears came out. In their minds, this is a very shameless thing, and only a coward would have a result like Shi Jia.

Shi Jia had a smiling face and said very unflatly: "Ahhhh I have to admire myself for getting up! Everywhere I go, it elicits laughter. You can see how popular I am! Alas! People, you can't be too good, if you're too good, you'll be like me, and everywhere you go is the focus! ”

Everyone had a chill, and it was clear that they were looking at your jokes, but you were not ashamed, but you were proud? Do you think everyone respects you? Then everyone came to a conclusion under the same gaze, Duan Tie was right, is Shi Jia really having a problem with his brain?

And Duan Tie also felt the approving gaze of everyone, he breathed a sigh of relief, and kept signaling to everyone that he was the most honest and good boy who would never lie.

Duan Liao couldn't help laughing out loud and said, "Take a look! The world says that Shi Jia is a hero, but now it seems that this hero is exaggerating! In our steppe, pulling a random person out is better than him! ”

Shi Jia smiled and said, "Ah! That way, I'll be able to go back! Oh! The king can't do it! I don't want to go back! Zhuoxian has become hell, and it is really uncomfortable to be hungry and rumbling all day long! Don't let me go back, just let me stay here! I heard that Xianbei people are very bold, eating roast mutton every day, eating meat and drinking wine! How cool! How pleasant, how desirable! I don't want to go back! ”

Shi Jia said with a golden glow in his eyes, and his saliva was still dripping, obviously he was looking forward to it, and he really wanted to stay here!

As soon as Shi Jia's words came out, the Xianbei people looked at each other, and at the same time, they also knew that the situation in the city was not good, and there was a scene of people eating people, how could there be a good way?

Perhaps, as Shi Jia said, it is better to stay here than to be hungry all the time! So these people are nodding their heads constantly.

Shi Jia was still patting his ass and said, "I heard that King Duan is as powerful as a god!" It's the eagle of the steppe! It's a big hero in the world! It would be an honor for me to be here! ”

Shi Jia had a shameless face, and actually slapped other people's sycophants! Oh, yes! Look at the shameless people in history, such as Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, Liu Bei, who shamelessly took away the same sect in the end, Zhao Kuangyin, who shamelessly directed the Chen Qiao mutiny, and Zhu Yuanzhang, who showed weakness to the strong and "slowly became the king, built the city high, and accumulated grain", wasn't Zhu Yuanzhang also endured humiliation when he was weak? Since ancient times, to become a great thing, you must be able to endure what ordinary people can't endure.

So now that Shi Hou Ye is thinking like this, he is patting his ass, not to mention, and naturally there will be no psychological burden.

"I have long heard of the king's prestige! At the age of two, he can draw a bow, at the age of three, he can run a horse, at the age of five, he can fight a wolf, at the age of ten, he can fight a tiger, and he is invincible in the twenty worlds! Ten female guns in the night do not fall, and seven times a night show the true colors of men! Mighty king! Shi Jia patted the horse's ass, he was a sycophant, Shi Jia looked at Duan Liao's arm and said, "Good girl!" The king's arms are so thick that anyone can stand on the fist, and as soon as he stretches out his arms, the horse can run on them! That's amazing! ”

When Duan Liao heard it, he laughed, although it was true that Shi Jia's sycophants were very fake and exaggerated, but no matter how it sounded, it felt pleasing to the ear, and it felt very exciting, so now Duan Liao has a good impression of Shi Jia.

Shi Jia kept saying to himself in his heart, I'm not patting his ass, I'm doing it for the people of the city! As long as you can relax a little more, so that the people of the whole city can have a way to live, this kind of thing can be endured for the time being!

Shi Jia laughed when he saw Duan Liao, his face was kind, he knew that his sycophants had worked, no matter how he said it, if he didn't wear thousands of sycophants, who didn't like to listen to people pat his ass?

At this time, Shi Jia swept away all the people present, and when his eyes swept to the general wearing armor and wearing a helmet, the general's helmet covered his face, this is not a young general who has always been against him, who else will it be?

The position he was sitting in was very noble, no matter how unhappy Duan Liao was, he had to give Murong a face, right? Therefore, Murong Jun's position will not lag behind.

Murong Jun noticed that Shi Jia was staring at him, and he also looked back at Shi Jia with a smile in his eyes.

Shi Jia was strange, he didn't show any malice, but this smile made him feel familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere, but Shi Jia couldn't remember it.

Shi Jia's gaze fell on Murong Jun's body, which naturally made everyone see it, and Duan Liao said, "Oh! What have you been staring at Murong Jun for? What's there to see about him? ”

When Shi Jia heard this, his heart trembled violently! Murong Jun! What the biggest enemy in this world! Murong Jun! It's him!

Shi Jia's gaze fell on Murong Jun's body, wanting to see through everything! Murong Jun, Murong Jun! Journey through the worst enemy of this life yourself!

Murong Jun felt strange, why did Shi Jia look at him so strongly? Any questions? Could it be that he knew that he was pretending to be surnamed Tian and calling him a brother?

Shi Jia came to his senses, after all, Duan Liao asked a question just now, if he didn't answer him, then he would have offended this Duan King, and now in Duanbu, his life is pinched in his hand, so he can't mess around.