"Oh? Have you heard of me? An Lushan leaned forward slightly, the stool seemed to be unable to withstand his huge body and made a "creaking" sound, and he looked at the "Wei Wuxia" in front of him with a puzzled expression.

"I've heard of it for a long time! The envoy of the Three Towns Festival, with hundreds of thousands of soldiers and horses, can be called the number one rebel general in history! Wei Wuyi said something wrong, hurriedly changed his words, and looked at An Lushan in front of him with a nervous face.

"Huh? I have been invisible to Fan Yang, and my statement is not obvious, even if there are many ministers in the DPRK and China who have never seen me? How did you know my identity? An Lushan's tiger eyes widened, and he looked at Wei Wu with a cold face.

Wei Wu was startled, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "It was Yu Daru who told me how could I know your identity?" ”

"Hmm." An Lushan's face softened, and suddenly his big hand like a fan suddenly reached out and grabbed Wei Wudi's right hand.

"Huh? An, General An, what are you going to do with me, I'd rather die than obey" Wei Wu was dumbfounded and screamed in horror.

"Hmph, I'm going to check if there is any injury to your palm. A few days ago, a thief came to steal something and slapped me. An Lushan narrowed his eyes and looked at Wei Wu with a smile.

Wei Wu suddenly thought of the scar in the palm of his own Xin'er's hand, and thought suspiciously, why doesn't Xin'er want to live anymore, no matter how strong you are in the background, is there this big traitor and powerful person An Da Shuaiqiang? No, I have to tell Xin'er no matter what I say, this An Lushan must not be provoked again

"Little brother? I see that you just saw the son of the Silk Road Supervisor of Jiangnan Province, he is not afraid, and he is also scolding and scolding, why are you so nervous when you see me? Am I a great wicked person? An Lushan frowned and asked.

"Ah, the general misunderstood! The little brother is not nervous but excited, the first time I see a big hero like you, a big hero, how can I not be excited, how can I not be stunned! What did the Silk Road Warden count in front of you? is nothing more than a corrupt official who collects the people's fat and ointment, and his son I will scold the people of the world countless times! Wei Wu's face was righteous, but he thought in his heart: Lao Tzu, if I am not nervous when I see you, am I still a normal person?

Thousands of wears, but sycophants don't wear. An Lushan nodded with satisfaction, stood up, walked to the window, and said slowly: "Wei Wu, come here." ”

Outside the window, the Yangtze River is mighty and mighty, spurting thin, bringing up mist and mist, dazzling in the sun, and the smoke of a few farmhouses on the green hill opposite.

"Wei Wu, you say, what do people live for in this life?" An Lushan sighed slightly, looked into the distance, and said slowly.

"Life is like a dream and an illusion, morning is like morning dew and twilight is like sunset. All beings are obsessed with a thousand illusions, and they will never regret being trapped in the red dust. Wei Wu opened his mouth and groaned slowly, then glanced at An Lushan's shocked expression, and explained with a slight smile: "I think that in this life, fame and fortune are all floating clouds, it is better to be content and happy, and be happy in time." ”

"Oh? I can't imagine that you still have this kind of high opinion in a small shop? Hmph, then you say, these Cui, Li, Lu, and Zheng, as the four great families today, are very powerful, but why are they not satisfied with the status quo? An Lushan frowned and opened his mouth to refute.

"Princely hegemony, blood and deep feud, will eventually return to dust." Wei Wu's face was unfathomable, and he replied in a low voice.

"Hmph, don't pretend to be unfathomable with me." An Lushan snorted coldly, and a look of impatience appeared in his eyes.

Wei Wuyi saw that this An Lushan would change his face when he said it, and his life was still important, so he didn't talk to him anymore, so he opened his mouth and said: "Because people have **." And **is endless, a businessman wants to be an official, an official, and wants to be a feudal official, and he wants to be a feudal official, he wants to be an emperor, and he wants to be an emperor, and he wants to live forever. ”

After that, Wei Wu glanced at An Lushan with deep meaning, and thought in his heart, if Lao Tzu could persuade An Lushan with a word today? Isn't it to be recited by posterity? Forever?

"That's a good point, but in this world, can anyone really control their own **?" An Lushan sighed and said slowly and in a low voice.

"Of course there is, for example, me!" When Wei Wuyi mentioned himself, he began to smile hippie, "I, Wei Wu, just want to be safe and steady, relaxed, and happy with my wife for a lifetime." ”

"Hmph, you little second thinks about it, what if you are in the temple and are high?" An Lushan frowned, his face gloomy. The big hand like a fan slapped the edge of the window fiercely, smashing a wooden board to pieces.

"Haha, General An, I'm talking about human nature, and I have no power or power now, of course I don't have any higher ideas." Wei Wu grinned, but his palms continued to overflow with sweat, for fear that under the entanglement of An Lushan's emotions, he would slap himself to death with one palm.

"Haha, what if I let you live in a temple and be powerful?" An Lushan grinned and said, his body as strong as a bear suddenly stood upright, and Wei Wu's majestic and domineering momentum was overwhelming.

"General An, don't be joking! My biggest dream is to have a restaurant by myself, to be a hands-off shopkeeper, in order to prevent acquaintances from coming to take credit and eat and drink, just nominally a little second. I want to go to work every day, I don't want to go to work, I don't want to go out to go out, I want to go out to go out and go out to yo and bubble girl," Wei Wu said with grinning.

"Hmph, I'm afraid it's not that simple." An Lushan smiled coldly, and was silent for a long time before he said, "If so, what if you are to be a feudal official?" ”

Wei Wu Jiling shuddered, why did Lao Tzu behave so mediocrely, and this An Lushan still wanted to pull me into the gang? Could it really be that the fifth brother I am too good, the majestic posture hidden under my little second suit, and my broad mind, wise eyes, and people with a little vision can see it?

"I don't have talent and lack of virtue, how can I be a feudal official? General An, don't be joking! Wei Wu hurriedly waved his hand and excused himself, joked, if he joined forces with An Lushan, wouldn't Lao Tzu be infamous through the ages?

"Hmph, what if I threaten you with your last name?" An Lushan looked at this junior second who was busy resigning himself to be a high-ranking official, and wondered in his heart: Glory and wealth are the lifelong pursuit of countless people, if they change to others, they are afraid that they will kowtow immediately like pounding garlic, why is this Wei Wu so resistant to this?

"Well, General An, you are benevolent and righteous, Wei Wu is a pariah, where can you be so valued by the general. The contemptible life is even more worthless, and General An will definitely disdain to kill me, a little person!" Wei Wu only felt that An Lushan was crazy, how could he force people to mix with him and rebel together?

"Hmph, your lifelong pursuit is limited to a small restaurant?" An Lushan stared at Wei Wu with tiger eyes, as if he wanted to see through the little two in front of him.

It's over, it's over, Lao Tzu is really taken by An Lushan, is he a big glass? Wei Wu's heart was cold, and he said with a sneer: "No! ”

"Oh? What else? An Lushan was interested, pulled a chair, and sat down.

"I still want to pursue countless beauties!" Wei Wu hesitated, but thought in his heart: I let you think that I am a womanizer and don't seek progress, so you don't pay attention to me

How did An Lushan know what he was thinking, he bowed his head slightly, and said with a smile: "If you have power and become a feudal official, how many beauties do you want that you can't find?" ”

"Uh, I, I" Wei Wu was stunned by An Lushan's train of thought, and was speechless, scratching his ears and cheeks. I just think that this An Lushan is really a glass, and it is also a heavy type, and he also likes my little black face? Originally, I came to persuade him, but I didn't expect to be caught by him now

"Wei Wu, I heard the shopkeeper here say that you just arrived at this Yellow Crane Tower, and you stirred up people's hearts in the backyard maid Xiaoer, is there such a thing?" An Lushan grinned, patted Wei Wu's shoulder and asked.

"No, I'm upright, emotional, not very good at words, and I never do and can't do such demagogic things." Wei Wu's face was full of sincerity, and he said with a serious expression.

"Oh? Then I also heard that you also helped Zhu Daoyu, the assassin of Ezhou, change his couplet? An Lushan narrowed his eyes and asked unfathomably.

"Huh? Do you know this? However, I didn't change it, a friend of mine taught me to write it, he is the younger brother of Lord Assassin Shi named Zhu Bajie, he is only five fights tall, full of courage, burly, and strong in martial arts! If General An can recruit him into the army, he must be a general with both civil and military talents! "Wei Wu dragged a Zhu Bajie as a shield, anyway, this guy also wants to be an official, and we as brothers can be regarded as helping him.

"Oh? How did I hear that Zhu Bajie didn't learn and didn't have any knowledge, but after a long conversation, I found that you are very knowledgeable, Brother Wei! An Lushan looked at Wei Wu expressionlessly, and then said: "Since you are my account manager, do you have to be responsible for my daily life and dietary needs?" ”

Wei Wu's face was frightened, and he hurriedly shook his head and waved his hand, "No, no, I'm just responsible for eating, drinking, and chatting with you, not sleeping with you, not sleeping with you."

"Good! Then I'm hungry now, so go get some food and drinks!" An Lushan laughed and commanded.

"Okay, I'll go now!" Wei Wu hurriedly ran downstairs, but Sun Zhuoyi didn't know when he had wrapped the chest injury, and after watching Wei Wu run downstairs with cold eyes, he bowed down to An Lushan and said, "My lord, why do you value this flamboyant little er so much?" ”

"Because, he knows my purpose everywhere, pretending to be confused with cleverness, this person is not simple!" An Lushan narrowed his eyes and said slowly, standing majestically and upright, the whole person was like a fierce tiger that chose people to devour, surging and domineering.

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