Chapter 167 The King of Grass

Xiangyang is located on the south bank of the upper reaches of the Han River. Surrounded by water on three sides and backed by mountains on one side, it is easy to defend and difficult to attack. Guarding Xiangyang can cut off the north-south traffic of Daqin and cut off Jiangbei Province. Since ancient times, it has been a battleground for soldiers

Xiangyang City is three zhang high, the north is the natural barrier of the Han River, and the other three sides are the moat of the wide lake, which can be described as the first male city in Jiangbei, and has been the capital of Jiangbei before. Even 20 years ago, the enterprising emperor moved the capital south to Jingzhou Mansion, which is still the largest and most prosperous mansion in Jiangbei.

Of course, this refers to a month ago, when Maitreya had not yet rebelled. Now this place has become the largest bandit den in the entire Great Qin. Under the call of Prince Longhua, countless believers, who were either pious or crazy, gathered under the banner of Maitreya Buddha from all directions. In just half a month, more than 500,000 believers have gathered.

The prince of Longhua also officially ascended the throne on the first day of the first month of June, with the country name Hua, the year name Shenwu, and the capital Xiangyang.

Since he is called the emperor, there must also be an early dynasty. And unlike the Five Days of the Three Kingdoms, this Hua Kingdom is a daily dynasty and looks extremely diligent.

As soon as the hour arrives every day, someone stands in front of the original Xiangyang Mansion and the current Dahua Palace, shouting at the top of their voices: "Go to the court......"

This voice turned the face of the 'Shenwu Emperor' Gongliang who was sorting out the crown in the back hall blue, and cursed a few words fiercely, and then asked Uncle Chai, who was dressed as an internal official, "When will the batch of eunuchs you trained be available?" Let this broken voice continue to shout, and I will die of anger. ”

The brown-clothed old man's face twitched slightly, and a middle-aged man next to him hurriedly explained: "Back to Your Majesty, it will take at least two months for this internal official to go down to the ground normally, and now those five hundred are still lying on the bed." ”

A picturesque palace maid wore the crown of God for Gong Liangyu, and then carefully draped his long black hair behind his back. After carefully checking it again, he said softly: "Your Majesty, you can go to court." ”

Gong Liangyu said 'um', then Uncle Chai stepped forward and stretched out his arm, Gong Liangyu put his hand on it, and under the traction of Uncle Chai, he paced with square steps and slowly walked out of the back hall. That meticulous appearance really reveals the taste of a generation of kings.

The palace maid and the official in the back glanced at each other and followed with strange expressions.

When I arrived in the front hall, there was no one who went to court, so I couldn't let the emperor wait for his subordinates. I had to sit behind the screen and wait.

Gong Liangyu said to the middle-aged official unhappily: "How can you be the prime minister?" It's been a while, why hasn't anyone come to the early dynasty yet? ”

Sure enough, people can't look good, and the middle-aged man who looks like a fat shopkeeper is actually the prime minister of Huaguo. He explained with an embarrassed face: "It may be that even the early dynasty is a little tired." Wechen sent someone to call ......"

Gong Liangyu's face was gloomy and he could drip water, and after a long time, he hummed softly. The Prime Minister ran out as if he had been pardoned.

Looking at his departing back, Gong Liangyu said angrily: "It's good, but as soon as this group of turtles from Shannan came, they messed up the entire Chaogang." ”

The beautiful palace maid comforted softly: "Your Majesty, they are all from reckless backgrounds, so naturally they don't understand the rules, just teach them slowly in the future, don't be angry with the dragon body." ”

Thinking of the time when the country was first founded, the room full of civil and military officials, and the 'long live long live, long live, long live' with a tsunami in the mountains, Gongliangyu sighed and said: "How did it become like this? "He has to blame him for the way things are done, when he heard that hundreds of thousands of cathars in Shannan were driven to Jiangbei, he thought that with his high prestige, these people did not cry and shouted to come to join.

He ignored one point, he raised the banner and called on believers from all over the country to gather in Xiangfan, if these people were willing to join, how could they wait until they were cornered by the Zhennan army to come to Jiangbei? In fact, these people are not Maitreya disciples at all, but bandits and hooligans from all over the world, who take advantage of the opportunity to make trouble in the name of Maitreya.

Originally, these people had been killed by the Zhennan army, and they wanted to hide in Jingshan and Jingshan to fall into the grass, but they couldn't withstand the persuasion of Gongliangyu, so they came to Xiangfan. At first, it was a little more disciplined, but soon the original form was revealed, and he began to act nonsense, not saying anything about himself not going to court, and not allowing others to go to court. The other ministers couldn't stand the pain of getting up every day, so they simply got off the donkey and didn't come.

In this way, fewer and fewer people came, and finally completed the breakthrough of zero today.

After waiting for half an hour, I heard a noisy voice outside......

A rough voice said: "Lao Hu, do you *** still let people sleep?" It's still fucking dark, tossing a ball? ”

A shrill voice followed: "If it weren't for your fat face, our brothers would never have come, remember, you owe your brothers a favor again." How can you return it? Or is it business as usual? ”

The prime minister's voice sneered: "Can you change places, Piaoxianglou is too expensive, and my brother's purse is about to be emptied......"

These words immediately attracted a burst of opposition: "No, no......" "If you dare to change places, our brothers will immediately go back to sleep and go back to sleep." ”

It wasn't until I entered the house that I was a little quieter, but I didn't completely shut up, and someone said: "The four legs of my chair are not the same, Lao Hu, you can change it." ”

There is also a humanitarian: "I haven't had breakfast so early, Lao Hu, you can order something to eat." ”

As soon as this remark came out, it immediately caused a resonance, some people want to eat poached eggs, the kind of double yellow, some people want to eat scallion pancakes, green onions and more oil, and some people want to eat braised pork, the kind that is all thin......

The poor Prime Minister Hu didn't dare to say no, for fear that these people would run away. I had to take out a brush and write down the names of the dishes behind the ivory wat board, and suddenly I was reduced from a country to a restaurant......

Listening to these nonsense, Emperor Shenwu was smoking, he clenched his fists tightly, gritted his teeth and said: "This group of grass cobs, they use this place as a restaurant, and they still eat so tastelessly, can they eat it in the whole thin braised pork?" ”

Uncle Chai and the palace maid glanced at each other, meaning that His Majesty was confused.

At this time, I listened to Prime Minister Hu outside and said with a smile: "Now I will order the imperial dining room to do it, and the meal will be opened after the meeting, right?" ”

Those voices that were either rough, vulgar, or vulgar said urgently: "Hurry up, open quickly!" "That's it, we've been here for a long time, why hasn't the emperor come out yet, isn't he taking our brother too seriously?" "That's it, don't you want to do it?"

Gong Liangyu finally couldn't help it, coughed heavily, got up and turned out from behind the scenes, and when he sat on the dragon chair, the shouter on the side reacted and shouted: "The emperor has arrived in ......."

At this time, Uncle Chai and the palace maid happened to turn out from behind, as if they had arrived.

The shouting self-aware gaffe, wanting to save it, said to the dozen or so people below: "Kneel down, ......"

The people below, all dressed in silk and satin, all facing the vicious, not like the good. Wen Yan sneered: "At the beginning, I can say that we are all princes, so we don't need to worship." Emperor, don't you count? ”

Gong Liangyu's face turned pale, and he squeezed out a few words from between his teeth and said, "How can I not count?" ”

The princes below were satisfied: "Then if you have something, just say it, and we'll have to eat when we're done." ”

Gong Liangyu's face was already gloomy and dripping, but he was still sitting firmly on the golden dragon chair, which showed that the emperor was addicted. Seeing that the shouter on the side didn't open his mouth for a long time, he had to say astringently: "If something is reported...... he didn't dare to say the next sentence, if he did, I was afraid that these guys would immediately disperse.

The prime minister over there hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, you have to play for the ministers." ”

Gong Liangyu's face softened a little, and he nodded: "Prime Minister, please speak." ”

Prime Minister Hu Cheng took out the wat board and began to read: "One egg fried rice, put more eggs ......"

It wasn't until the 'Golden Palace' came to laugh that he said, "It's the other way around." ”

Not daring to look at Emperor Shenwu's cannibalistic gaze, Prime Minister Hu Cheng turned over the wat board and read aloud: "Pingnan King Qian Dakui came to report, 100,000 Zhennan troops committed a big offense, my southern soldiers resisted to the death, helplessly outnumbered, had to transfer strategically, and now he has arrived in the area of Maicheng, he swears to live and die with Maicheng." ”

As soon as the words fell, the house suddenly exploded, and those 'princes' who were still showing off their might suddenly panicked, but they were already frightened by the Zhennan army.

Gong Liangyu knew this news yesterday, and a big reason why he has been swallowing his anger is that he wants to see the jokes of these people.

Seeing that these people were mourning one by one, he couldn't help but feel refreshed, and wanted to laugh three times. But in that case, maybe these guys will be annoyed. For the sake of his own safety, he still endured the feeling of comfort and said in a deep voice: "What do you think of Aiqing?" ”