The fat man Lu Sanhao is indeed a good person, he went to Aobai's house for the New Year, and did not send any other vulgar and rustic gold and silver, and did not send vulgar antiques, calligraphy and paintings and rare treasures, so he sent a pair of beautifully made smoking guns, as well as a large package of fine Eight Banners Fushou paste carefully refined by Zhu Fangdan, a Qing Dynasty divine doctor, to help Aobai Aozhongtang strengthen the body, aphrodisiac and kidney, fill in essence and marrow, and get rid of the pain and discomfort caused by the sequelae of old injuries on the battlefield.

That's not all, Lord Lu, who said good things, did good deeds and had good intentions, was afraid that Ao Zhongtang would have doubts and would not dare to use this elixir, which delayed the condition, and specially pulled out his famous divine physician Zhu Fangdan, and asked Zhu Fangdan to boast in front of many officials of the Aobai faction about the miraculous curative effect of the fine Eight Banners Fushou Ointment.

Zhu Shenyi and Baqi Fushou Paste are indeed very good at curing diseases, the wife of Shi Zixiu, the head of the household department, has been sick for three years and is about to die, and it has improved in less than two days after using Zhu Fangdan's medicine, which is what Aobai has heard of; At the same time, there happened to be a few servants in the Ao family who had toothache, diarrhea and coughing, and Zhu Shenyi performed on the spot, and cured these small problems with the Eight Banners Fushou Paste in less than a pillar of incense, which shocked the officials of Aofu for a while, and rushed to Lu Sanhao and Zhu Fangdan to ask for high-quality Eight Banners Fushou Paste to try, Ao Zhongtang also took a few mouthfuls of Eight Banners Fushou Paste under the joint encouragement of Lu Sanhao and Zhu Shenyi, and felt that the effect was not bad, and it really resolved a lot of old injuries and pain, and was greatly satisfied. Ao Shaobao accepted the New Year's gift carefully prepared by Lord Lu Sanhao with a smile on his face.

Wu Yingxiong and Lin Tianqing are more cheesy, and the gifts they give are not as elegant as Lu Sanhao's, but they far exceed Lu Sanhao's gifts in terms of value - Lin Tianqing gave a top-level pearl worth thousands of gold, and Wu Yingxiong simply sent 200,000 taels of silver tickets, Ao Shaobao also smiled and received it correctly, cordially and warmly entertained Wu Yingxiong and Lu Sanhao and his party, and specially set aside valuable time to meet Wu Yingxiong and Lu Sanhao alone in the study, and had a frank and friendly conversation with them. The full exchange of views enhanced the understanding between the two sides, and also greatly consolidated the long-standing and precious friendship between the Pingxi Royal Mansion and the Shaobao Mansion............

In a word, if you want to know what Wu Yingxiong and Ao Bai talked about, please look at the news broadcasts of later generations, anyway, there is not much truth, so I won't waste space. And this time, Lu Sanhao Lord Lu was also rare to be honest, he didn't tell any more appalling stories, and he didn't launch the auspicious aura again to let the innocent Qing Zhongliang go to prison and kill his head in a daze - the key is that Wu Yingxiong was also present, the old man Ao was really not good, and Lu Sanhao didn't have any goods for a while, so Lu Sanhao barely said anything from beginning to end, watching Wu Yingxiong and Ao Bai fake friendship and tie up relationships there.

According to Lu Sanhao's instructions in advance, although Wu Yingxiong did not give any substantive reply to Aobai's various hints, and pushed everything on his father Wu Sangui, Aobai was still quite satisfied - at least, Wu Sangui sold Xiao Mazi's plan for himself this time, and still showed his attitude of supporting himself. So the guests and hosts finally broke up happily, and the friendship was more or less closer.

After such a hypocritical and boring toss of the first shift, Wu Yingxiong and his entourage finally said goodbye under the enthusiastic farewell of the Aobai party, and dragged their exhausted bodies back to Wu Yingxiong's house. And after arriving home, Wu Yingxiong and Lin Tianqing, who had to stay in the capital for a while, went back to the room to rest first, but Lu Fatzi, who was about to leave the capital the next day, did not have such a good life.

Finally finished writing the note, Lu Fatzi checked it to be correct, then called Xiao Erlang, handed the note to Xiao Erlang and instructed: "Erlang, quietly take this thing to the prince to see, just say that I am less educated and poorly educated, ask him to help see if there are any typos, if the prince has rested, please ask Lang Yanshu to take a look - if there is no problem, you can seal it with wax and prepare to send it to Master Suo tomorrow." ”

"Understood, young master, rest assured." Xiao Erlang nodded in agreement, and said: "There is one more thing, Liu Zhen and Liu Xu said that Xiaogege, the king of Pingnan, sent a maid to see him twice today, but he didn't say anything, and he left when he saw that you were not there." ”

"Yes, I'm going to see her." Fat Lu rubbed his swollen temples and instructed: "By the way, ask Li Tianzhi to prepare an extra carriage, the car is more comfortable, and I am ready to let Shang Wanyan, that little girl, go to Yunnan to use it." ”

"Young master, are you sure you want to abduct Xiao Gege to Yunnan?" Xiao Erlang was taken aback and asked in surprise, "Are you sure that Xiao Gege will really go with you?" ”

"I'm not sure, but I'll have to give it a try." The exhausted Fat Lu continued to rub his temples, and said weakly: "I have hesitated for a long time about this, but this time the little girl has offended her second and third brothers miserably, if she is left alone, she will have nothing to say when she returns to Guangdong, so let's try it and see if we can help her get rid of her tragic fate." ”

After that, Fat Lu sighed shamelessly, "Alas, I'm just too soft-hearted, I can't see others suffering, and I really want to save that little girl." ”

"My young master, his skin is really getting thicker and thicker." Muttering quietly, Xiao Erlang went to carry out the mission assigned by Lu Fatzi. Lu Fatzi rested for a long time without hurrying, and after recuperating his spirits, he wiped his face, rinsed the wine in his mouth with tea, and then got up and went out of the room unhurriedly, and quietly touched the back garden of Wu Yingxiong's house with the connivance of the Wu Mansion, and then quietly touched the outside of Shang Wanyan's house.

Shang Wanyan's room was pitch black, as if everyone inside had fallen asleep, and Fat Lu didn't mind, and knocked on the door unceremoniously. After a while, the maid who was sleeping in the outer room got up and lit the lights in the outer room, opened the door and saw that it was Lu Fatzi, who had already been bought by Lu Fatzi with silver, and Wu Yingxiong had ordered the maid to open the door for Lu Fatty, and said in a very low voice: "Lord Lu, Xiao Gege has just fallen asleep, and I don't know if he is asleep." ”

"Yes, thank you." Lu Fatzi laughed, stuffed a piece of silver into the maid's hand, unceremoniously entered the room, and even more unceremoniously pushed open the room in the back room, and directly broke into Shang Wanyan's temporary boudoir. The room was quiet and dark, and Fat Lu took the candle from the maid's hand again, closed the door, and until only he and Shang Wanyan were left in the room, then he turned around to look at the scene in the room, but saw Shang Wanyan sleeping on the bed facing the wall, as if she had completely fallen asleep.

"Little county lord, little county lord." Fat Lu whispered twice, Shang Wanyan remained motionless, and there was a little snoring. Fat Lu smiled, put the candle on the table, and lightly touched the side of Shang Wanyan's bed, and lowered his voice again and shouted, "Little county lord, are you asleep?" Humble Lu Yifeng, I'm here to say hello to you. ”

Shang Wanyan still didn't move, Fat Lu smiled, and simply stretched out his claws to touch Shang Wanyan's shoulder, which scared Shang Wantian's whole body tightly, and he almost jumped up, but Fat Lu was indeed a righteous gentleman, just straightened Shang Wanyan's body, and then withdrew his claws and no longer acted rudely. Shang Wanzhen secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and continued to close her eyes and pretend to be asleep, wanting to see what kind of tricks Lu Fatzi could play.

Although it is not particularly accurate whether Shang Wanyan is pretending to be asleep or not, but the opportunity is rare, and Fat Lu also took the opportunity to take a closer look at Shang Wanyan's pretty face. I saw that under the light of the flickering candlelight, Shang Wanzhen was like a begonia sleeping in spring, the two moth eyebrows were bent slightly, as light as light smoke, the jade was delicate and delicate like a flower, the white was translucent and red, the small cherry mouth was a little delicate, and it was so beautiful that the fat man Lu couldn't help but bend down and poke out his fat mouth to nibble on Shang Wanyan's cherry mouth.

"What is the dead fat man going to do?!" Shang Wanyan suddenly found that her face was warm in front of her, as if the situation was wrong, and she opened her eyes in shock, only to see that Fat Lu had already kissed in front of her. Shang Wanyan was so frightened that she lost her face, and it was too late to slap it, the red and tender little mouth was kissed by Fat Man Lu, and it was quickly sucked in, not counting, Fat Fat's fat tongue was still drilling straight in. Shang Wanyan was ashamed, scared and angry, raised her hand and slapped Fat Lu's fat face hard, and kicked Fat Lu in the stomach hard, finally kicking Fat Lu away!

"Dead fatty, stinky silver thief!" Shang Wanyan blushed with shame, and jumped out of bed barefoot to fight with Fat Lu. But Fat Lu didn't dodge or dodge, but wiped the corners of his eyes with the back of his hand, as if he was wiping tears. Shang Wanwan was stunned and couldn't help asking, "What are you crying for?" ”

"Back to the little county lord, I am crying for the first time." Fat Lu choked up and said, "This is the first kiss of the humble position, and it was given by you the little county lord...... Defiled. Little county lord, you can ......, but you have to be responsible for the humble position. ”

"Dead fatty, the old lady slaughtered you!" Shang Wanzhen almost fainted without giving air, and rushed up to punch and kick Lu Fatzi. Fat Lu relied on his thick skin and thick flesh not to dodge or dodge, but he kept laughing evilly, but fortunately, Shang Wanzhen beat Fat Lu a little bit of proportion, and finally he didn't beat Kong Sizhen as specifically as he did that day, but more about pinching the fat on Fat Lu's body, and he became more and more ruthless. Fat Lu was also a little unbearable, so he had to find the right opportunity, and suddenly hugged Shang Wanyan, and said with a sad face: "Forget it, anyway, the first kiss has been deceived by you, so I'll break the jar and sacrifice a little more." ”

After that, Fat Lu hugged Jin Shang Wanyan and kissed him again, Shang Wanyan was ashamed, and quickly kicked and beat desperately, although he didn't let Fat Lu succeed too much, but he was still gnawed several bites by Fat Lu on her tender face. Shang Wanzhen was afraid that Lu Fatzi would repeat his old tricks, so she quickly retreated to the side of the bed, wiped her face and threatened with a flushed face: "Dead fat man, if you dare to mess around again, the old lady will shout, let the people from Brother Wu's family come, arrest you and go to Shuntian Mansion, kill your head, and raid your home!" ”

"If you are willing, then you can shout." Fat Lu said nonchalantly.

"What am I reluctant to give?" Shang Wanyan's face turned even redder, and she said viciously: "You stinky fat man with a mouth full of alcohol, the old lady has a heart that cuts you with a thousand knives, why is there anything to be reluctant to?" Wait and see, the old lady must make you look good! ”

"Really?" Lu Fatzi raised his head and recalled: "If I am not mistaken, the officials of the Qing Dynasty law order molested women, and those who did not succeed seemed to be four rods, flowing three thousand miles - I was seduced by you, and I did not succeed, Shuntianfu will definitely reduce the crime by one degree, and the rod will be twenty and one thousand miles, and when the emperor gets married, the queen gives birth or the empress dowager has a big birthday, I can get pardoned and return to Beijing, and it will not be difficult to spend some money and become an official again." But you, the little princess, what will happen to you? I think about it, I can't marry or anything anymore, it's certain, diving, throwing myself into a well, hanging ....... ”

"Dead fatty! The old lady slaughtered you with her own hands! Shang Wanzhen finally went crazy, jumped up and pinched the fat man Lu. Fat Lu took the opportunity to hug her, forcibly endured her scuffling and pinching, opened his fat mouth and choked Shang Wanyan's ruddy little mouth, Shang Wanyan struggled again, but Fat Lu hugged her very tightly this time, Shang Wanyan said that she couldn't struggle to get rid of anything, but was kissed by Fat Lu and her whole body was soft, not only did the strength of pinching Fat Lu get smaller and smaller, but the clenched teeth also slowly loosened, allowing Fat Lu to suck her lilac tongue............

is still the same sentence, it is not how high Lu Fatzi's pickling skills are, but mainly because the social environment at the time determines that Miss Qianjin from a big family like Shang Wanzhen has very few contacts with men of the same age, has little experience, and has less room for choice, almost slashing it into the basket is a vegetable - otherwise there would not be so many poor shows in ancient times who soaked in everyone's beautiful stories. In addition, Shang Wanyan's surname is awkward, and her rebellious surname is extremely strong, which was eaten to death by Lu Fatzi, and the result is naturally destined to fall into the clutches of Lu Fatzi.

I don't know how long it took, until Fat Lu had a hand into Shang Wantian's small coat and quietly held the pigeon on her chest, Shang Wantian, who was kissed so dizzy, woke up in shock, and quickly pushed away Fat Lu with a red face, ran to the corner like a frightened deer, and while sorting out his clothes, he glared at Fat Lu with shame and anger, and said angrily: "Dead fatty, you have less than an inch, the old lady is not a woman like Kong Sizhen!" ”

"If the little county lord is a woman like Kong Sizhen, then the humble position will not be lovesick for you." Fat Lu replied with a grin.

"Get out! Get out! Shang Wanyan became more and more shy and angry, and had no resistance to Lu Fatzi's flamboyant tongue.

"Little county lord, even if you don't pick me up, I have to go." Lu Fatzi was a little depressed, and said: "This morning, I have received the official documents and official defense in the Ministry of Officials, and I will go back to Yunnan to take office at dawn tomorrow." From now on, I don't know if I can meet you with the little county lord. ”

Shang Wan was stunned, and wanted to ask Fat Lu if he had forgotten something, but he was embarrassed to speak, but he was used to the surname of the tsundere and said: "Get out, save yourself from looking at you nauseous!" At the end, seeing that the fat man Lu lowered his head and didn't speak, Shang Wanyan couldn't help but ask, "Have you packed all your luggage?" ”

"It's all packed, and the wagons and horses are ready." Fat Lu nodded, "Just wait for dawn, I will resign to the prince and go to Qujing to officially take office." I'm here tonight to ......, to ......, to ....... ”

Fat Lu said three times in a row, but he didn't say what he wanted to do, Shang Wanyan hated it in his heart, and couldn't help but ask again: "What do you want?" Don't spit out. ”

"Of course, I want to resign to you, the little princess." Fat Lu said dejectedly: "Tomorrow I will leave very early, I am afraid that you will not be able to get out of bed, so I will come to say goodbye to you in advance, and I will not come to resign to you tomorrow." ”

Shang Wanyan pursed her lips, and there was a sentence in her heart, but she was embarrassed to say it, she just gritted her fine teeth and said viciously: "Cheng, I know, you can go, I still have to rest." ”

Fat Lu peeked at Shang Wanyan's somewhat pale little face, smiled in his heart, but continued to say in a low tone: "In addition to this, there is one more thing in the humble position, I want to ......, I want to ......." ”

"What do you think? Tell me, I'm sleepy. Shang Wanyan came to a little spirit, and secretly gritted her teeth in her heart and said: "Dead fatty, if you want to persuade me to go to Yunnan with you, you are dreaming!" Unless you ......, unless you get down on your knees and beg me, old lady...... The old lady can also think about it a little. ”

"I want to ...... the lowly position, and I want to entrust the little county lord with a word." Lu Fatzi said hesitantly: "Little county lord, I think you have long known about the incident in Fujian, and your two brothers want to use you to overthrow each other in order to compete for the position of the prince." Now ......, now you don't give your second brother face at all, and he is angry to spend the New Year here, and he can't explain to your father when he goes home, he will definitely hate you to the bone, and maybe he will have bad intentions again. So ......, therefore, I want to ask the little county lord to take care of yourself, from now on, the lowly will no longer be able to protect you, and there will be no way to escape with you. ”

Shang Wanyan felt a bitterness in her heart, and then a burst of anger, she couldn't help but straighten her face and said, "You don't have to worry about this, it's a big deal to give him my life, anyway...... I also saw it. ”

"Little county lord, can't I ask you for one more thing?" Fat Lu asked very seriously.

"Tell me about it." Shang Wanyan twisted her face away, her tone was cold, her heart was beating fast, and she didn't know how she should answer after Fat Lu made that request-this question, Shang Wanyan has also hesitated for a long time in the past few days.

"I want to ...... from my humble position." Fat Lu hesitated for a long time, and finally said: "I want to take a closer look at you and keep your appearance in my heart forever!" You can swear to heaven that even if you marry a wife and have children in the future, you will never forget your ....... ”

"You're dreaming!" Shang Wanyan's nose was almost crooked, and she roared with a blue face: "Get out!" Get out of here! I never want to see you again, I don't want to see you again! ”

"Little county lord ......." Fat Lu looked a little sad.

"Get out!" Shang Wanyan turned her body around, her back to Fat Lu, her chest rising and falling.

"Then ......, that humble duty is gone, little county lord, take care." Lu Fatzi agreed dejectedly, staggered out of the room, and gently closed the door.

"Really gone?" Shang Wanzhen turned around in surprise, but saw that the door was closed, and Fat Lu was really gone. Suddenly, crystal tears also burst out of Shang Wan's beautiful eyes, and she choked up and scolded: "Let's go, anyway, the old lady doesn't want to see you again." , no one likes me, no one likes me, no one really ...... me. ”

Crying and crying, I don't know how long it took, Shang Wanyan sat on the edge of the bed weakly, closed her eyes, choked and muttered, "Liar, liar, you said you were going to take me away, take me away...... Liar, liar, said that he would take me to Yunnan and take care of me for the rest of my life, liar, liar, ......liar, liar. ”

"Little county lord, I didn't lie to you about my humble position."

Lu Fatman's laughter suddenly sounded in his ears, Shang Wanyan looked up in surprise, but saw that Lu Fatzi stood in front of him again at some point, and his fat face was full of evil smiles. Shang Wanyan was ashamed, happy and angry, and said angrily with tears: "When did you come back?" ”

"When you call me a liar." Lu Fatzi smiled evilly and said: "However, little county lord, you have indeed wronged your humble position this time - your humble position has always been a matter of words, and he has said that he will take you to Yunnan and take care of you for a lifetime, and he will definitely be a man of his word." If you don't believe it, go outside and take a look, the carriage that will take you to Yunnan, I'm ready. ”

"Phew! Who said I was going to Yunnan with you?! Shang Wanyan lost her temper again, and twisted her face away with a mouthful.

"Okay, okay, you little girl, don't be coquettish. If you don't want to go to Yunnan with me, why did you cry like this just now? Fat Lu sat next to Shang Wanyan with a smile, stretched out his hand to take Shang Wanyan into his arms, Shang Wanzhen struggled, and Fat Lu unceremoniously used his strength to take Shang Wanyan into his arms, and kissed Shang Wanyan's small mouth even more unceremoniously, and the devil's claws also probed into Shang Wanyan's clothes again............

When the candles on the table slowly burned out and the rooster crowed, Fat Lu finally lay down on the bed to rest with satisfaction, and then hugged Shang Wanyan, who was full of tears, in his arms, and let her rest on his chest, a pair of devil's claws continued to caress Shang Wanyan's tender back, Shang Wanyan was drunk and red, and gently bit the fat on Lu Fatman's chest.

"Huh." Fat Lu suddenly laughed.

"Dead fatty, what are you laughing at?" Shang Wanyan asked curiously.

"Wanyan, what would you do if I said that I wouldn't take you to Yunnan anymore?" Fat Lu asked with a smile.

"You're ......, dead fat!" Shang Wanyan was furious, stretched out her hand and pinched the fat on the fat of Lu Fatzi's waist, and said angrily: "If you don't bring it, don't bring it, don't think that the old lady is your person, I have to ask you for everything!" If you don't bring it, I will fight to become a nun, and I will also go to my father to complain, saying that you have forcibly annihilated me! ”

"Okay, okay, you little girl really can't joke." Fat Lu smiled, kissed Shang Wan's tender face lightly, and said: "Don't be angry, pack your luggage in a while, come with me, when we get to Yunnan, I will ask the prince to make decisions for us, and let us officially marry in Yunnan." ”

"Will the prince agree?" Shang Wanyan asked worriedly, "And my father's side, how do you explain?" ”

"Don't worry, the prince will keep and agree." Lu Fatzi smiled evilly, and said in his heart that Wu Sangui and your father have never dealt with each other in their lives, and when I heard that I abducted you to Yunnan, I slapped your father in the face, and I am afraid that it will be too late to smile so much that I am afraid it will be too late, will you agree? At the end, Fat Lu said again: "As for your father's side, it is certain that he will be unhappy for a while, but it doesn't matter, when I come out in the future, of course he will obediently come to recognize me as a son-in-law." ”

"It's so ugly, like my father was so snobbish." Shang Wanyan glanced at Fat Lu Fat, and then pinched the fat on Fat Lu's waist and threatened: "There is one more point, you have to remember for me, you are not allowed to marry a child, and you are not allowed to take a concubine!" If you dare to learn from Sima Xiangru and be sorry for Zhuo Wenjun after you are developed, I want you to look good! ”

"This ......, let's talk about it slowly." Fat Lu was a little weak-hearted, vague, and quickly changed the topic: "Wanyan, since you have given up the idea of becoming a monk, then you don't always eat vegetarian, I feel sorry for you to lose weight like this." Come, take advantage of the little time left, and help you break the meat precept ...... for your husband first. ”

With the full support of Wu Yingxiong, Lu Fatzi finally got Shang Wanzhen in his hands, and under the deliberate concealment of Wu Yingxiong and Princess Jianning, it was not until the fourteenth day of the first lunar month that Shang Zhixiao, who came to pick up Shang Wanzhen and went to the Lantern Festival, knew that his sister was abducted by Lu Fatzi. Under the rage, Shang Zhixiao and Shang Zhili brothers had the heart of Lu Fatzi with a thousand knives, but it is a pity that at this time, Lu Fatzi had already crossed the Yangtze River with Shang Wanyan.

The news spread, the capital shook, the three feudatories shook, everyone was envious of Lu Fatzi's Yanfu Qitian, and also expressed deep admiration for Lu Fatzi's boldness, and since then, Lu Fatzi has another nickname - Lu Xiangru! Or maybe it's fat!

Hearing the news, Shang Lao Han Jian spurted out a mouthful of blood on the spot, fainted alive, and the first thing he did when he woke up was to yell, "Lure the wolf into the room!" Lure the wolf into the house! Lu Yifeng, if you don't kill you, you will not be a man! ”

Overjoyed was Shang Kexi's sworn enemy Wu Sangui, hearing the news, Wu Lao Han Ping laughed so much that his mouth was dislocated on the spot, and after looking for Lang Zhong to help his chin, the first thing Wu Lao Han Ping did was to yell, "Prepare the wedding and new house, and when Lu Yifeng comes back, let them immediately visit the church and get married, and they will marry them in person!" and then arrange people to protect Lu Yifeng well, so that the old thing surnamed Shang will not be able to raise his head in this life! ”

It was Xiao Mazi who was puzzled, hearing the news, Xiao Mazi was full of confusion, "This Fat Lu still has such a big charm?" He looks uglier than me, doesn't he? But it doesn't matter, from now on, there is no need to worry about Wu Shang's two feudal clans colluding together in private! This fat man Lu has made another contribution to me! ”

(To be continued)