Chapter 29 Simple Exam Questions (I)

(Demon Shao: Zizi students please pay attention to check their private messages ~ to leave contact information, please go to Tencent's Weibo, search for my pen name directly, just find the authenticated) Absolutely no one thought about it, the little hooligan brawl performed by the two captains lasted for twenty minutes, during this time God knows how many punches they poured into each other's faces, and how many punches they received, with the high-speed consumption of physical strength, the speed of their punches finally slowed down, after each took the opponent's most ferocious right hook, Finally fell on the beach together. Looking at their appearance, in a short period of time, they don't want to get up again on their own.

Just when everyone thought that this little hooligan-style fight without any technical content or even meaningless was finally coming to an end, Shi Shaoying suddenly grabbed a handful of sand from the ground and threw it at the place where Captain Matsuura fell.

Seeing that the two captains who were no longer able to stand up again with their own strength, they actually started throwing sand weapons at each other, including York, everyone couldn't help but shake their heads and sigh, as the vice captain of Shi Shaoying, Pei Tongtong couldn't bear to reach out and cover her face, but in a position that others couldn't see, a faint smile appeared on her face.

Before stepping into this island, Pei Tongtong, as the vice captain, reminded Shi Shaoying that no matter what industry it is, newcomers with no background have just entered the industry, and they will definitely be excluded and bullied. In some industries, there are even unwritten rules that specialize in bullying newcomers. For example, in the United States, if you want to be an oil worker, on your first day on the job, you have to be prepared to be sludge all over your body by an old worker, or a board on your ass. This kind of behavior is called to let you integrate into the working atmosphere as soon as possible.

As an emerging pirate force that is often reported by the media around the world, Somali pirates are famous enough, but in the eyes of the old pirate group, they are just a group of rabble who are flamboyant enough, but have no background and strength.

Pei Tongtong made such a reminder, the original intention was to let Shi Shaoying pay attention to the temper, when being deliberately pressured, try to endure and endure, who thought that Shi Shaoying actually came to the opposite, arrogant to the limit from the beginning, the captain of the Korean team dared to scold the Chinese, he dared to lead the Chinese team members in public to take turns shooting "whipping corpses", the captain of the Japanese team sneered, he pounced on it without saying a word and bit it to death.

Even if the Somali team is a rabble at best, and it is not enough to pose a threat in terms of comprehensive strength, but think about it, with Shi Shaoying, who is absolutely not easy to provoke, can't be provoked, and is hairy, crazy, crazy, and never let go when he bites, those veteran pirate groups want to give them something, huh...... Think again.

"Eldest sister," Hua Hu walked up to Pei Tongtong with a worried face, and asked in a low voice, "Look at the battle between the captain and that little Japan, who can win?" ”

Pei Tongtong glanced at the flower fox: "Let you lie on the ground and bite a mad dog, who can win between you and the mad dog?" ”

Huahu thought seriously for a moment: "Probably...... It's the mad dog that wins. ”

Pei Tongtong put his hands behind his back and said leisurely: "That's not it." ”

Huahu couldn't help but be dumbfounded, looked at the battle situation in front of him again, and finally nodded in agreement.

The sand-throwing battle between the two captains has changed dramatically, Shi Shaoying stopped attacking, took off a high-waisted land combat boot on his own foot, and under everyone's inexplicable gaze, Shi Shaoying used this boot as a container, filled it with sand, and spit more than a dozen mouthfuls of saliva into it.

Holding this land combat boot full of yellow sand and mixed with a lot of saliva and thick phlegm, Shi Shaoying bravely advanced against the sand thrown by Captain Songpu, and climbed all the way to Captain Songpu, Shi Shaoying raised the leather boot, and with a turn of his wrist, he poured all the sand in the boots on Captain Songpu's face. ”

Sweat and tears had already washed out the sand in his eyes to restore his eyesight, and seeing the sand on Captain Matsuura shaking his head, he dared to struggle and try to get up, Shi Shaoying picked up the leather boots that had been emptied of the sand without thinking, and slapped Captain Matsuura's head hard.

"Smack!"

Listening to the sound of heavy leather boots slapping on human heads, all the captains present felt their teeth sore. These people, who are accustomed to playing with all kinds of modern weapons, have at least seen blood in their hands, and even have experienced a few lives for the first time, discovered for the first time that leather boots are also a very powerful lethal weapon in close combat.

Captain Matsuura, who had already exhausted almost all of his physical strength in the fight just now, and who had persevered until this moment with a tenacity and unyielding spirit peculiar to the Japanese, lay down on the ground again without saying a word and like a hen waiting to be pampered.

After knocking down the opponent's shoes, Shi Shaoying sat on the ground, filled his boots with yellow sand, and poured them on Captain Matsuura again.

One boot, two boots, three boots...... Seeing the yellow sand accumulating on Captain Matsuura's body, York's face suddenly changed, and he shouted to the staff behind him: "What are you still doing in a daze, go and save Captain Matsuura!" Haven't you seen it yet, Shi Shaoying really wants to bury Captain Songpu alive with sand in front of us! ”

At nine o'clock the next morning, it was sunny and breezy.

All the members of the seventeen participating teams gathered on the beach.

Standing in front of them was a man in a suit, he looked to be in his forties, not very strong, but the figure was stout and straight, there was always a gentle smile on the corner of his mouth, a gold-rimmed glasses made him look more polite, if he was allowed to stand on the university podium, I believe everyone would think that he was a professor with full affinity.

"Hello everyone, let me introduce myself, my name is 'Z', I am the chief referee of this 'Sea Athletic Competition', you can call me Mr. 'Z' or Mr. Referee. Although in the eyes of many people, pirates are a group of rude criminals who are forced by life to take risks, but I hope that everyone can be more polite and respect everyone around them, and this first step starts with the word 'sir'. ”

It sounds ridiculous to ask for "politeness" from a group of unruly pirates, but none of the seventeen captains standing at the front of the group showed even the slightest smile. The seventeen of them can't at least be a fool with a head in water, and they all clearly understand that the more gentle and amiable the referee in front of them, the more harmless it seems, the more terrifying the power that may be hidden behind it.

The organizing committee of the competition will never send a person who can't control the field to be the referee.

"Seventeen captains, please note that I will send an assistant to send you an answer sheet, and I hope that you will be able to answer my questions carefully on the answer sheet within five minutes, and personally hand it over to me."

Soon, a staff member sent Shi Shaoying an answer sheet, with only one question on it: As a captain, what do you think is the most terrible thing to encounter.

Five minutes later, Mr. Z had 17 more answers in his hands, and after reading them one by one, Mr. Z picked out 16 of them, put them in an envelope, and threw them into a cardboard box to shuffle up at will.

"I'm sure the vast majority of you have answered my questions seriously."

Mr. Z's eyes swept around the faces of the seventeen captains, and said indifferently: "So, the first preliminary round I prepared for you, the exam items came from your answer sheets. You can randomly draw envelopes from the cardboard box, and no matter which one you draw, the exam you face is the question on the answer sheet. For example, I remember a captain who said in the answer sheet that encountering an escort warship during a robbery is the most terrible, so the team that won this answer sheet should rob the target and find a way to survive when there is an escort warship on the sea. ”

Listening to Mr. Z's gentle explanation, the captains of the seventeen participating teams present were still calm except for the light-brained boy, as if they had already guessed the referee's follow-up tricks, and the other captains couldn't help but gasp.

Mr. Z ignored the faces of the seventeen captains below, he opened an answer sheet, glanced at the signatures on the answer sheet, and said loudly: "Mr. Shi Shaoying, please raise your hand." ”

Shi Shaoying raised his right hand, and hundreds of pairs of eyes in the audience fell on him together.

"The answer you wrote on the answer sheet is: The tour boat capsized at sea, my mother fell into the sea with an unknown future wife, they can't swim, I have to save them, and the worst thing is that I can't swim!"

Mr. Z asked gently, "As the captain of the Somali pirate team, you can't even swim?" ”

Shi Shaoying immediately replied: "Report to Mr. Z, I can swim!" ”

It turns out that your answer is based on assumptions. I've even seen some little tricks mentioned in criminal psychology above. Mr. Z nodded understandingly, and asked another question: "Then can you please tell me again, if you really encounter this problem you wrote on the sea, how should you solve it." ”

"I'll push them up the tree at once, and I'll climb up myself."

"Oh?" Mr. Z nudged the glasses on the bridge of his nose and asked quietly, "Excuse me, are there any trees in the sea?" ”

"Report Mr. Z," Shi Shaoying said loudly: "It is important to save people, where is there time to care if it has a tree or not, of course, it is to climb up first!" ”

Mr. Z smiled, "Very wonderful sophistry, very interesting answer." However, I found that I was starting to dislike you. ”

(To be continued)