Dong Zhuo stood by the pool, colorful lanterns reflecting her golden dragon robe, and she said in an arrogant voice: "Yan Yun, I see that you are still good like this, where are you from and what is your family background?" Why do you take the initiative to be my male pet? ”

Dong Zhuo used to ask people, and he always asked: "Would you like to be my male pet, but this time this man took the initiative to call the male pet, of course the old question was useless, so I had to ask in a new way." ”

Sun Yu meditated: The accent is a person who can't be deceived, I can only say that I am from Hebei, and my family background is messed up.

He pretended to be respectful and said in a low voice: "The villain is from Hebei, his family is poor, and he is poor, so he wants to make a living in His Majesty's harem." ”

As soon as these words came out, the people next to them gasped, although the custom of female superiority and inferiority of men has lasted for two hundred years, but the ideology and concepts that have been from the Spring and Autumn Qin and Han dynasties are still influencing the current people, most men are still unwilling to share a woman with many men, let alone be willing to bow their heads to be someone else's harem.

This is definitely a boneless man in a boneless who can do such a thing and say such a thing.

The Witch Emperor was also a little dissatisfied when he heard this, and couldn't help but laugh and said: "You man, you are really a soft bone, and you can say such things as entering the harem...... Tsk, this kind of soft-boned man, I'm afraid I won't have to play for long. ”

When the witch emperor said play, he meant arguing with her, not agreeing to her request, and then being beaten with a stick and tossed by her, just as entertainment when he was bored.

But in Sun Yu's ears, the word "play" has become the meaning of playing a game without clothes in bed. Dong Zhuo's words, which originally had no connotation, became in Sun Yu's ears: "Your man is a silver-like wax gun head, a three-second man." ”

Men can't stand others saying that they can't do it, saying that a man is a "three-second man" is a huge insult to that man, Dong Zhuo only glanced at Sun Yu and said that Sun Yu "doesn't play", uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it.

Sun Yu was furious and couldn't help but protest loudly: "Your Majesty...... You have heard that people are not good-looking, although the villain has a soft temper, and it is a little embarrassing to pursue the harem, but the words are very hard, and I guarantee that I can play with you from dark to dawn...... The villain is not all fine, and there are many fresh tricks, if you don't believe it, you will know if you try it! ”

I rubbed it, Sun Yu regretted it as soon as the words came out, alas, man, why is he so uncalm when he is said to be surnamed ability? I'm here to curry favor with Dong Zhuo, and then I'm looking for a chance to save Mimi's eyes, not to fight her.

I should protect calm, be reasonable, and please her well, so that she agrees to accept me into the harem, and I can stay in this Cao Mansion tonight, and I can wait for the opportunity to save Mimiyan. If she dares to let me sleep with her tonight, I'll strangle her in bed!"

Hmph, but ...... Before strangling her, I must be annihilated first, because only by killing first can I be angry with the torture that Mimi Eye was subjected to, Sun Yu was originally a good person, but the serious injury of Mimi Eye made him calm, and he was unconsciously a lot more ruthless.

As soon as the words "Guanyin sitting on a lotus, an old man pushing a cart, and an old tree with roots ......" came out, the expressions of the people in the courtyard were suddenly extremely strange.

A touch of anger rose on the poignant face of Diao Chan, who was stunning in the world, and she stretched out two jade hands, covered Lu Bu's ears, and then scolded Sun Yu: "You...... You are a man who is so nasty, why do you say such things in front of a teenager? My Booboo ...... My family Bubu can't be harmed by your foul language! ”

A look of doubt rose on the dull face of the black-armored little Lu Bu, and she said in a low voice: "What are Guanyin sitting on lotus, the old man's cart, and the old tree's roots?" Is it some kind of marksmanship or halberd, knife, or stick? Why don't you let me listen? ”

Diao Chan's pretty face turned red, let go of a hand covering his ears, and then whispered in Lu Bu's ear: "Bubu doesn't like to be noisy, so I'll help you cover your ears." Those three moves are marksmanship! Bubu uses a halberd, so don't worry about that. ”

Sun Yu sweated profusely, almost jumped up and complained: Oh my God! Diao Chan is a talent, casually talking nonsense is marksmanship, which actually fits the essence of these three moves, isn't these three moves a kind of marksmanship with a peculiar posture? Cough...... I'm fainting, I'm thinking crooked again, since I came to this world, I've slowly changed from an honest boy to a silver stick, it's all the fault of this world.

It's not my brother who is right or wrong, it's this world!

Diao Chan and Lu Bu talked softly there, but the witch emperor on the other side was angered by Sun Yu's silver words, she snorted coldly: "A lowly man, you dare to think about these things in front of me, and dare to say to me what 'just try it', hmph, just with your few words, it is too little for you to die ten times." ”

Sun Yu hurriedly protested: "Your Majesty, didn't you let me be your male pet?" To be a qualified male pet, of course, you have to know these moves, and I can only do these things with Your Majesty, does Your Majesty want me to cheat and do this kind of thing with other female generals? ”

"Hahaha!" The Witch Emperor laughed angrily, and smiled at the attendants on the left and right: "Haha, this man ...... Hahaha...... If you want to say he's not fun, he did find me a little fun. ”

Her voice sank, and she said solemnly to Sun Yu: "I'll ask you one last time, do you really want to be my male pet?" ”

This question is the key, if the witch emperor asks a man if he is willing to be his male pet, and the man refuses on the spot, she will let the man go with two sticks, for example, there is a person in the courtyard who only suffered a minor injury and went back, that is, the person who refused as soon as he opened his mouth.

But when the men saw her beauty and abundance, they were confused by her identity, and when they heard her say that she was "qualified to be their own male pet", nine out of ten men would stupidly agree, and then the witch emperor would treat this man as a silver thief who wanted to take advantage of him, and toss it well.

Sun Yu said in his heart: How can you do it inappropriately? If you don't do it, you can't stay in your backyard, and you won't have a chance to save Mimi's eyes.

So he nodded and said, "Of course I do!" ”

The Witch Emperor sneered: "Since you are willing, then from today onwards, your name will be called ...... Belch? Hey? How many numbers is it supposed to have? ”

A eunuch next to him came up and reported: "Your Majesty, it should be the fiftie." ”

"Okay, from today onwards, your name will be number fifty, because you are my number fifty male pet!"

I'm dizzy, you bad woman, you actually had an affair with fifty men, brother admires, Sun Yu has two big heads.

However, the Witch Emperor's words changed sharply and said, "Okay, since that's the case! People came from the left and right, and dragged the fifty out and castrated. ”

A group of soldiers immediately rushed in the courtyard and surrounded Sun Yu in the middle. The ordinary men who are usually caught are all directly restrained by a few chamberlains, but because Sun Yu's body looks relatively strong, a team of soldiers ran over and surrounded Sun Yu, and two of the soldiers walked up and reached out to put their hands on Sun Yu's shoulders, intending to cut his hands behind his back.

Sun Yu was in a hurry and hurriedly shouted: "Your Majesty, don't you want the villain to be your male pet?" Why castrate? If the villain is gone, how can you be a male pet? ”

The Witch Emperor sneered: "How can a man touch my noble body?" Do you really think that being my male pet can turn the dragon and phoenix with me? Hahaha...... The forty-nine in front of you is either dead or castrated, and no one can touch a finger of me...... Ha ha...... I'm here to tease you men. ”

I fainted, I vomited blood, I fell, I flew, I was messy...... Sun Yu sweated profusely: So that's the case? It turns out that Dong Zhuo is not a woman surnamed Yanghua, she just likes to toss men for fun...... This...... What kind of caste woman is this? Queen? Not like the Queen, sick? It's not right, it's not like this.

The Witch Emperor was looking at Sun Yu's expression coldly at this time, in fact, she teased men to play, the most important thing is this step, you can see that the men have changed from extreme joy to extreme sadness, the change of expression from heaven to hell is an important key point for Dong Zhuo to be amused, and now Sun Yu's expression makes her very satisfied.

This nasty man who was full of silver words like "those words", "Guanyin sitting on a lotus, an old man pushing a cart, and an old tree coiling roots", when he heard himself say that he wanted to castrate him, his expression changed from calm to eccentric, from dark to deflated, from excitement to depression...... Just wait for him to wake up from his depression and speak out against him, and then he can immediately order the soldiers to push him to the ground and beat him indiscriminately!

In fact, there are many men who start to resist at this step, so the Witch Emperor can beat these men up again, and make them suffer all kinds of tragedies, and she can take pleasure in it.

Fifty's face really became ugly, hehe, I'll scare him again. The Witch Emperor spoke: "Promise to be castrated, you can pick up a small life, if you don't agree, first serve with a mess, and then divide your five horses...... Do you think about it carefully, do you want to die or be a eunuch? ”

This question is actually another trap, if you agree, you will be castrated.

If he didn't agree, the Witch Emperor would only beat the men with a stick, and would not kill them, such as the few men who were carried back to the courtyard with blurred flesh and blood, who were the ones who were hardened here.

This question was asked all of a sudden, Sun Yu was stunned, agreed? I'm castrated, I won't do it! If you don't agree, she's going to beat me to death? Is it so ruthless? I'm rubbing, this woman is seriously abnormal.

Sun Yu suddenly began to think about running away in his heart, there are Lu Bu and Diao Chan in this courtyard, and Brother Harding is not their opponent. What if I use "Divine Walk" to escape? No, although I didn't see the red rabbit horse, this horse shouldn't be far away from Lu Bu.

If my brother escaped, before he could run far, Lu Bu would ride a red rabbit horse and drag the afterimage to catch up, and I wouldn't be able to outrun her.

It seems that you still have to choose one or the other, and choose an option that is easier to escape.

Sun Yu's eyes suddenly lit up, and he thought: If I choose to be killed by a random stick, maybe the Witch Emperor will come to watch it in person, with her perverted surname, she will definitely see me being beaten to death, and then Lu Bu will stand next to him, and my brother may really die. I might as well choose to be castrated, I see Diao Chan protecting Lu Bu, she definitely doesn't want to let Xiao Lori watch a man be castrated...... Yes, if I choose to be castrated, Lu Bu and Diao Chan will definitely not follow...... I had a chance to escape.

Sun Yu pretended to be depressed and sighed: "Villain...... The villain doesn't want to die...... Just be a eunuch......"

As soon as these words came out, the Witch Emperor, Diao Chan, and Bubu obviously sighed together, thinking in their hearts: I looked a little hard just now, and I dared to speak against the Witch Emperor, but I was still a soft bone in a blink of an eye.

The Witch Emperor pursed her lips and said, "I thought I could play longer, but it turned out to be ...... It's really a silver-like wax gun head, and it's useless, just like the thirty-second a few days ago. Left and right, drag him down for me, and castrate quickly! Oh...... By the way, I came up with a fun game to call the thirty-second to execute and castrate the fifty with my own hands! Let him make himself a companion, hahaha! ”

The soldiers rushed up and cut Sun Yu's hands back.

Someone went to call No. 32, this guy has a pale complexion, a beardless face, and he already looks like a eunuch when he walks, he heard that the witch emperor asked him to supervise the castration of No. 50, his eyes lit up, and he laughed: "Great, haha, someone has come to follow in my footsteps, Lao Tzu is so happy." I'm going to watch the whole process of this guy being castrated, hahahaha......"

Sun Yu wiped a handful of sweat in his heart, thinking: This thirty-second seems to have been psychopathic after being castrated, and now he may wish that all the men in the world would be castrated.

No. 32 led the soldiers and dragged Sun Yu out of the courtyard, and then dragged him towards a secluded place in the backyard of Caofu, preparing to castrate Sun Yu in a dark and uninhabited place.

Out of the courtyard, he couldn't see Lu Bu and Diao Chan, Sun Yu immediately breathed a sigh of relief, as long as those two guys were not there, there was nothing else to be afraid of. What's more, the Witch Emperor only thought he was a soft-boned man, so he only sent a team of soldiers with a male surname and a eunuch No. 32 to deal with him, which just gave him a chance to get out.

Hehe, as long as I get to a secluded place, I can easily get out, this group of men is not my enemy-

Memoirs of a scientist:

I always thought the Witch Emperor was a silver baby slut.

I was wrong!

She is a reserved woman who doesn't want to let men touch a finger, or rather, she is a woman who has a complete dislike for men.

In her eyes, I saw a kind of disdain, or mockery, for men.

She takes pleasure in punishing lustful men and vents her frustration with men by torturing them.

I think...... This should be a mental illness! If a psychologist could enlighten her well, she might be able to cure her of this strange condition, but ...... In this era, there are no psychologists, and she is in a position where psychologists cannot point fingers at her.

After seeing her pathology, I couldn't help but look at myself more than once: Am I a man?

The answer is yes! I'm! I often have a mess in my heart, and I can't help but snort at myself.

But I'm not ashamed of it.

There is a saying in my world that goes well, "All evil silver is the head, and there is no good person in the world when it comes to deeds."

That's right, "silver" is the first of all evils, but everyone has a silver heart, and just because there is a person with a silver mind, he can't be classified as a bad person. The evil of "silver" must be "judged and practiced", that is...... Only those who have done silver work are silver people.

I never do silver business, I only make love with women who have an emotional foundation, and I am glad for that!

In the early spring of Sun Yuji's "Second Year of Demons", Chen Liu

(To be continued)