Chapter 119: Babbling
Zhi Kuang said: "These two people insulted me Shaolin Mingwei, how can they be spared." Although the donor is strong in martial arts, he cannot help the abuse, and he is perverse. ”
Liu Tingting said: "Shaolin is compassionate, transcendent from the mortal, and the four are empty. My two friends are just open-mouthed, and they don't have any trouble. Shaolin won't ruin people's lives because of a half-word mistake, right?"
Zhi Kuang said: "Fame and wealth are all things outside the body, why worry about it, but these two people have done evil many times, and they have seen it with their own eyes, so do you want to save such a sinister person?"
Liu Tingting also knows the temperament of the Yin and Yang Twins, no matter who disagrees with them, they will start to kill, and they will inevitably get into trouble. said: "If the master believes in the juniors, the juniors can teach the two of them so that they will no longer behave mishaps." As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a shout, and turned to see that a Shaolin monk had been hit by the power of the rebounding wooden stick, got out of the formation, and fell to the ground. The Yin and Yang twins thought that the formation had been broken, but they didn't know that another monk had already filled it, and the formation was far from being broken.
Zhi Kuang pondered for a while, and said: "Saving a life is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter, the old man just wants to teach them, if the donor can do it for him, it will naturally be a good thing." He turned to the monks and said, "Close." ”
Seeing that the Shaolin monks took the wooden sticks one after another and broke away from the formation, they gradually jumped away and stood in a row. The Yin and Yang Twins withdrew their sickles and flashed in front of Zhi Kuang to look at them, snorted, and walked in front of Liu Tingting and spun around. Yin Danzi asked, "Who are you, do I know the fuck about you?"
Yang Danzi looked at Liu Tingting and said: "Who wants you to cry and fake mercy, but let this group of bald donkeys think that Lao Tzu can't beat them." ”
Liu Tingting glanced at the two of them and said in a deep voice, "Shut up!"
Seeing the situation of the three people, Zhi Kuang was very puzzled, and asked, "Does the donor recognize these two people?"
Yin Danzi grabbed the words: "Lao Tzu doesn't know him, what's wrong?"
Yang Danzi said: "Who the knows him, if you want to fight us, you will continue to fight." ”
Liu Tingting approached Yin Danzi to urge Zhenli to transmit the meaning of the words into Yin Danzi's ears and said: "I am Ting'er, I can't break it, I will talk about it later." These words came from the true force, and no one could hear them except for the yin list. This is an extremely profound sound transmission method in the first layer of "The Invisible Great Dao" of "Qianxuan Divine Gong", which was created by the heavens, called "Words and Words".
Yin Danzi smiled when he heard it: "You are really ...... Ting"
Liu Tingting saw that he was about to lose her words, so she hurriedly pushed him and said, "Shut up!"
Yang Danzi saw that Liu Tingting pushed the Yin list, pulled out the sickle and slashed at Liu Tingting.
Liu Tingting held the Yang Danzi Double Sickle with both hands, turned around and pulled the Yang Danzi around, urging Yun Zhenli to pass the same words into Yang Danzi's ears. Spun around and pushed Yang Danzi away, and pointed at Yang Danzi with his middle finger, suggesting that he should not speak.
Seeing that Liu Tingting's martial arts internal strength was unfathomable, Zhi Kuang suddenly felt a little weird, staring at Liu Tingting carefully.
Yang Danzi was a little dizzy by Liu Tingting, and when she heard her say that it was Liu Tingting, she was naturally very happy, where did she look down on Liu Tingting and hinted that he should not speak. He saw Liu Tingting's outfit and wondered: "How is it possible, Ting......"
Liu Tingting knew that he was going to lose her words, so she flashed over and shook in front of him, and said sharply: "Shut up for me immediately!"
Yin Danzi said: "It's Ting......"
Liu Tingting pointed at the yin list and said angrily: "Shut up immediately, otherwise you will be the same as a bandit!"
As soon as the two of them heard that this was no different from the bandits, they immediately believed that he was Liu Tingting, and immediately swallowed all the words they wanted to say.
Zhi Kuang saw that the martial arts of the Yin and Yang twins were all profound, and saw that Liu Tingting was even more incredible, and he could easily subdue the two strange people, put his fingers together, and said with a smile: "Amitabha, the donor is so generous, and if you have leisure in the future, you will definitely come to my Maitreya Temple as a guest, and I will leave." ”
Liu Tingting also saluted: "The master is easy to go all the way!"
Zhikuang took the monks on horses and went to Xiushan City.
Yin Danzi asked, "Either it's a real girl, or you're dead." ”
Yang Danzi said: "If you dare to pretend to be my Ting'er girl, I will immediately smash you for eight yuan." ”
Liu Tingting turned her right hand to urge the Qianxuan Sword to be transported, and with a wave, the sword qi roared away and shattered a big tree on one side, and said with a smile: "You taught me how to drive away the Qianxuan Sword, could it be that there is a second person in this world?"
Yin Danzi smiled happily, flashed in front of Liu Tingting and said, "How did you become a man after not seeing you for a few months?"
Yang Danzi flashed in front of Liu Tingting and said, "Yes, how can you become a man?"
Liu Tingting scolded: "Don't talk nonsense. ”
Yin Shan turned around, looked at it carefully, and said, "It's true that you're a girl, but you're also a man." ”
Yang Danzi also circled around her and said, "Oh, when I died this time, I didn't stay by your side, but I became a man?"
Liu Tingting shook her head helplessly, jumped on the horse, and said, "I'll explain to you later, let's get on the horse first." "Walking to Xiushan City, she is going to pick up Ying Xian.
The Yin and Yang Twins jumped on their horses and followed her. Yin Danzi said: "You said that a girl can become a man, can we also become a woman?"
Yang Danzi laughed and said: "This is a good idea, you become a woman, I am still a man, and I will not be so lonely in the future, right." ”
Yin Danzi scolded angrily: "Fart, if you want to change, you will change." ”
Yang Danzi said angrily: "You change!"
Liu Tingting said: "Don't talk nonsense, it disturbs me to think about things." ”
Yin Danzi chased after him and asked, "Girl, what are you thinking?"
Yang Danzi also chased after him and asked, "Girl, what's the matter, I'll help you think about it." ”
Liu Tingting asked, "Have you ever seen a group of people with scythes passing by on this road?"
Yin Danzi shook his head and said, "I haven't seen anyone with a sickle, but there are a lot of people with hats." ”
Yang Danzi said: "There are also two carriages pulled, and they are tightly wrapped as if they have pulled something unsightly." ”
Liu Tingting stopped the horse and asked, "When did you see you?"
Yin Danzi said: "I left last night about a day, and now who knows where I went." ”
Yang Danzi said: "I only know that I went to the west, and I don't know where I went." ”
Then he heard the sound of swishing, and saw that he first rode a horse out of the jungle next to the trail, ran to Liu Tingting's side and stopped. He looked at the Yin and Yang Twins and asked, "Childe, this?" When the Yin and Yang Twins returned to Wuxuan Palace with Liu Tingting, they had never seen the Yin and Yang Twins in the Sanyuan Palace, and they didn't know the strange tempers of the two.
Liu Tingting immediately gave Shi Xian a brief introduction to the Yin and Yang Twins, and then gave a brief introduction to the Yin and Yang Twins. He saluted the two first, but the two were indifferent, turned a blind eye, and did not salute.
Shi Xian naturally didn't pay attention to them, and asked Liu Tingting: "Son, do you have a harvest?"
Liu Tingting said: "The Yin and Yang Twins have seen people from the Shushan Sect pass by here around the first watch, and according to the time, they should have arrived near Jingdong." Without further ado, let's go. "Pull the horse's head and run in the direction of the east of the scene.
Yin and Yang Twins and Shi Xian followed, Yin Danzi looked at Shi Xian and said: "Old man, is there a problem with your eyes, she is a girl, not a son." ”
Yang Danzi sneered: "This girl has changed into a man, is she called a girl if she is not called a son?"
Shi Xian said angrily: "Bastard, dare to be so rude to my son-in-law, and if you don't restrain yourself, you're welcome." ”
Liu Tingting said: "You two are going to talk nonsense anymore." ”
Yin Danzi chased after Liu Tingting and said: "You don't look like a girl when you wear this look, and you don't look like a kid." I said that you should change back to the girl's dress, and you look beautiful and comfortable. ”
Yang Danzi also chased after Liu Tingting and said: "That's it, the girl is the girl, the boy is the boy, where can it be messed up, hurry up and change it back." ”
Liu Tingting said: "Now there is an urgent matter to be done, and few people can recognize me when I dress up, and it is much easier to do things." You two have to call me my son in the future, if you talk nonsense and leak your identity, I can't spare you. ”
Yin Danzi laughed and said: "You are a girl but you want me to call you a son, the world is a strange news, ridiculous." ”
Yang Danzi also laughed and said: "How can this be reasonable, isn't this messy, what a mess!"
Seeing that the two of them were so rude to Liu Tingting, they were naturally angry and said, "Are you two having a problem with your brains, this is just an expedient measure, what's so strange." ”
Liu Tingting stopped the horses and glared at the two of them.
Seeing Liu Tingting's angry appearance, the Yin and Yang Twins suddenly stopped laughing, looking around as if it was none of their business.
Liu Tingting said solemnly: "If you two are so arrogant and don't listen to me, please go yourself." Aunt Ah Xin has been killed by the Shushan faction, and I am anxious at the moment. It's good for you guys to talk nonsense and laugh and make a fuss, what kind of system!"
The Yin and Yang Twins were taken aback when they heard that Li Xiaoxin was killed, their faces suddenly darkened, and their hatred arose, and they looked at each other.
Yin Danzi couldn't believe it, and said: "Girl, we just went to Sanyuan Palace to have tea with his husband and wife last week, don't talk nonsense." ”
Yang Danzi said: "Girl, where did you start with this?"
Liu Tingting glanced at the two of them fiercely, played her head and rode forward, and said, "Call me a girl again, you can go and have a good time, I don't need you to make trouble anymore." ”
Yin Danzi paused and asked, "Don't call you a girl, call the girl the head of the line, right?"
Yang Danzi praised: "Good idea, just call the girl good." ”
Shi Xian said: "How can you call the young master girl, really." ”
Yin Danzi scratched his head and said, "Then it's called Ah Mei?"
Yang Danzi said: "It's good to call Ah Mei, but it's also smooth." ”
Shi Xian said: "Girl, girl, and sister are all women's names, and the young master is now dressed up in men's clothes, how to call them." ”
Yin Danzi pondered for a while and asked, "That's called Brother, Brother is for men, right?"
Yang Danzi said: "Brother is a man who is older than us, the girl is so small, at most Brother A." ”
Yin Danzi read: "Brother, Daddy, Daddy, Brother...... Not good, not good. I thought we would call her Daddy. ”
Shi Xian shook his head helplessly when he heard this, and secretly laughed.
Yang Danzi smiled: "It's not bad for you to call him Daddy, it sounds more pleasant." ”
Yin Danzi scolded: "Fart, baa! You are tormenting her again, whether she knows it or not, the heavens are intolerable, be careful of the thunder and thunder." ”
Yang Danzi said: "Then call it Uncle!"
Yin Danzi sneered: "Uncle is the same generation as your father, and you have become her godson." ”
Yang Danzi asked, "Is the girl that old?"
Yin Danzi said: "It's better to call an apprentice, the apprentice can be called both male and female." ”
Shi Xian said: "No, the young master's master is the leader of this sect, how can he destroy the prestige of my sect master." ”
Yang Danzi said: "This can't be called that, it can't be called, just call Liu Tingting directly." ”
Liu Tingting stopped the horse, glared at the two of them angrily, and scolded: "You guys go, you don't have to follow us anymore!" turned around and continued to ride away.
Shi glanced at the two of them first and followed.