With nearly 20,000 male soldiers in hand, we took over the armored barracks of the local British army more smoothly, and we farmers sat in the Tower of London, as if we were the nobles of the British Empire. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

As soon as we have these guys left, this time we will directly fight the army in the dungeon, and we must be victorious, successful, and successful in the first battle, so that we can be very happy. First of all, we feel that we should give full play to our strengths, modern warfare does not need to engage in any crowd tactics, and the dispatch of fighter planes is the safest and most effective, just to give those underground turtles a long insight.

Based on such a theoretical understanding, the dead fat man immediately began to ask the two little Lori, asking where the RAF base near London was. The two little Loli shook their heads, indicating that they didn't know. The dead fat man immediately said dissatisfiedly: "Are you British, why don't you know this?" ”

I sighed and said, "Did you ask that?" The dead fat man was not convinced: "If you don't ask that, how can you ask?" I snorted, "Learn a little." Turning his head to the two little Lori, he smiled and said, "Have you ever seen that kind of small plane that flies very high?" It's that kind of military aircraft. The two little loli nodded together, and I thanked them to show encouragement, and continued to ask, "Where did those planes fly from to which side?" ”

The two little Lori scrambled to talk, roughly pointing out the flight paths of various military planes they had seen before. I glanced back at the dead fat man and smug: "See? Just follow those flight paths and find them. The dead fat man had no choice but to admit defeat: "You are better at hooking up with women than me." "Day!

So the news was immediately transmitted to the armored barracks, and Fu Binhong immediately said that he understood, and immediately sent five tanks to find the air base.

Our people have a meeting late, and now although we are nouveau riche, no matter how big the family business is, we can't afford to toss, and we still can't do the things of the loser, in the words of the dead fat man, it doesn't matter whether we can rescue the British fellows, the important thing is that we have to live.

Under the guidance of such a strategic goal, a group of nouveau riche immediately became a hawker in the market, and they decided that there would be no armored vehicles or tank vehicles to protect them in the future, and it was absolutely forbidden for the soldiers to be exposed to the battlefield alone.

was researching it, and Jian Tianhan reported on the walkie-talkie: "Old flower, the radar has found that an unknown giant flying object is approaching the Tower of London." We were all stunned when we heard this, and the dead fat man muttered: "The old man is getting more and more powerful, and he has found the air base so quickly?" Suddenly jumped up: "It's not good, it's not right, the old man didn't bring a pilot, even if he found the air base, he wouldn't be able to drive the plane back......"

When I heard this, my face immediately changed: "Damn, it can't be a two-headed Chimera, right?" The dead fat man was stunned for a moment, and when he turned on the walkie-talkie, he shouted: "Anti-aircraft machine gunners prepare, take that guy down for me!" ”

The two little Loli saw that I was in a hurry, so they comforted: "Brother Hua, don't worry, there is a sacred bird and crow here, and there will be no problem." I smiled wryly, "That's what worries people...... There is only one crow left that is already dead...... "Before I finished speaking, Ou Xiang said next to me: "The crow is left...... Crushed to death by the batman corpse I shot down......"

The two little Lori's faces were as earthy as earth: "If the crow flies away or dies, the Tower of London will collapse, and England will fall...... "Ou Xiang's face is also difficult to see: "That's just a legend......" I turned my head to look at Cao Yijing, the guy's face was full of dust: "Old flower, I feel very bad now......"

I saw that I didn't hesitate any longer, and immediately shouted, "Everyone leave the main tower immediately!" The dead fat man and the others were stunned and asked, "Why did you leave the main tower?" I smiled wryly: "I don't know why, I feel like I'm going with me!" There's an Acropolis out there anyway. As he spoke, he took the Scottish sisters and ran out, the fat man didn't know what was going on, but when he saw that we started to run out, he ran out, and the rest of the captains saw that the two managers had run away, and of course they ran out of the main tower.

We ran out of the main tower, the White Tower, and ran down to the courtyard to see that all the prevention and control machine guns erected on the surrounding walls were firing into the dark night sky. Before we could understand what was going on, we heard "Click!" With a bang, the Tower of London behind him collapsed.

Everyone was stunned, if we had come out a little later, we would have been buried in the rubble...... Immediately afterwards, the corpse of a huge bird fell from the sky and fell on the ruins of the White Tower, instantly crushing all the broken walls of the White Tower.

What a two-headed Chimera!

On the back of this huge strange bird, there is also a crossbar for people to grasp, like the kind of crossbar with rings hanging in the bus. But the passengers above were gone, and when we looked back at the anti-aircraft machine gunners around them, they were all stupid, and no one fired any shots, so they all looked over to us.

The dead fat man was furious: "What are you doing standing stupidly? Shoot! Jian Tianhan said next to him: "No need to shoot, it is no longer shown on the radar, the enemy has withdrawn." The dead fat man was angry, and pointed to the ruins behind him to teach everyone: "Take a look, you all take a good look, and return the people who are going to fight the sea clan to fight the dungeon and go back to their hometowns, look at these things you have done!" If it hadn't been for Lao Hua's insistence just now, all of us would have seen Marx with his grandmother! ”

I sighed and persuaded: "Forget it, Commander Yang, don't be angry, it's the first time for the brothers to deal with the people in the dungeon, and it's inevitable that something will go wrong...... Besides, don't keep putting gold on your face, are you a member of the Communist Party? The dead fat man shook his head: "I want to be here...... People don't want me to ......" I was happy: "You are not even a party member, what do you see Marx?" ”

I went to the ruins and looked, the double-headed Chimera was completely dead, and a boulder appeared in the ruins, which is estimated to be the two-headed Chimera hanging this boulder, flew over the Tower of London, and then dropped the boulder, trying to kill us all at once, but the stone was thrown down, and the Tower of London collapsed, but the double-headed Chimera was also hit by countless bullets, and it also fell from mid-air and fell to its death.

The dead fat man finally stopped being angry, but this accident sounded the alarm bell for us, it seems that there are no good men and women in the dungeon, although we are calculating to end their old nest, now it seems that their thoughts are similar to ours.

So the guard was strengthened, and hundreds of brothers were added to the nearby buildings, and more anti-aircraft machine guns were installed to avoid further raids by the Batmen. The captains also took their leave and went back to their camps. I sat opposite the dead fat man in a daze, turned my head to look at the rubble behind me, both a little afraid, ******, this time, almost reimbursed all the elites of our Fulto.

The dead fat man said: "It seems that the situation on our side has been almost touched by the dungeon, and it seems that tomorrow's rescue operation will definitely be a tough battle." "I'm also on fire, sitting on the stone steps, the two little Loli have long been sleepy, one of them is holding one of my thighs, and gradually falling asleep.

Seeing that I didn't speak, the dead fat man continued: "Lao Hua, at the beginning, I thought that Brother Jiu was making a bit of a fuss, but now it seems that she is a big army and plays smartly." I also nodded and said, "I also know this, on the American continent, there is the main force of the dungeon, and on the human side, there are only 30,000 people of Uncle Sam, plus two or three thousand European warriors. If you look at how here, little Britain, only facing the vanguard of the dungeon, we have mobilized 20,000 troops in one go...... Su Wan didn't want to fight at all, I guess she wanted to train first, and use actual combat to train her brothers' combat survival ability. ”

The dead fat man nodded and said, "That's right, I think so too...... However, at the moment, it seems that this actual combat training is really not easy. Although we have an absolute advantage in numbers and equipment, we have limited knowledge of the situation in the dungeon, except for the known Batman and the Strike Crossbow, but we don't know anything. ”

I snorted and said, "This is easy to do, after Fu Binhong and the others find the air base, let's send a fighter squadron over to check the reality first, anyway, the British also have early warning aircraft, so just bring the early warning aircraft directly." At the same time, the ground troops followed up and reached Coventry to rescue the prisoners first...... Lao Hua, you say, what are they doing with so many Terran captives? Isn't the dungeon optimistic about our land, why is it that even our people are interested in it now? ”

I sighed and said, "Needless to say, it must be the fault of the Mexican Belt and Road Party, the people in the dungeon are probably working on our weapon system at the moment, and it won't be long before they start equipping them with firearms." The dead fat man swallowed a mouthful of spit and asked me, "Old flower, what kind of weapons can they use individually?" ”

I smiled bitterly: "I don't know either...... However, according to the concept of Western Fantasy, the orcs with the greatest strength should be the elephant warriors, and their famous skills are the same as Lu Zhishen's: uprooting the weeping willows...... I guess it's okay to carry a hill cannon all over the streets......"

The dead fat man was in a cold sweat when he listened...... I hurriedly comforted him and said, "Western fantasy comes from legends, and if you can't do it accurately, there may not be elephant warriors. The dead fat man didn't buy it: "Even the Titans have seen it, and the elephant warriors shouldn't be a strange thing, right?" ”

This time I really laughed: "Don't worry, all races complement each other, and there will never be a situation where one is dominant, think about it, the African savannah medicine is all lions, so what do they eat?" Seeing that the dead fat man nodded, he continued: "Generally speaking, the stronger the race, the thinner the population, on the contrary, the weaker the race, the more prosperous the descendants, they must rely on quantity to make up for the lack of quality, otherwise, the weak race will be easily eliminated." ”

The dead fat man gave me a blank look: "Your tone is becoming more and more like Teacher Zhao Zhongxiang." I sighed, "That's the truth, didn't you hear from the dwarven elders?" The human race was originally just a vassal race of the orcs, relying on a huge population base, once they mastered advanced technology and increased their force value, they could immediately turn the weak into strong and drive the orcs to the dungeon in one go. ”

The dead fat man didn't like to listen to these big truths, and looked at the two Loli on my lap, and the more he looked at it, the more he wondered: "Old flower, I said, how can you be so good at messing with flowers?" If you let Brother Jiu see this shape now, it would be strange if you didn't pick your skin...... It's still stinky. ”

When I heard this, my head suddenly became big: "Don't talk nonsense, look at their young age...... In other words, our country has a law that if a girl who has sexual relations with a girl under the age of 14 knowing that she is under the age of 14, regardless of whether the girl is willing or not, it should be convicted and punished as the crime of rape in accordance with the provisions of the second paragraph of Article 236 of the Criminal Law. ”

The dead fat man rolled his eyes: "You are not too old, and it is not too late to wait for two years." "Grass! What kind of person is this, they are simply instigating me to sin, for fear that my family will be harmonious.

I quickly woke up the two little Lori, and said, "Okay, it's late, don't sleep outside, be careful of catching a cold, you go to sleep in the house." The two little loli wiped their eyes and asked me, "Brother Hua, what about you?" I put my face on the board: "Call Uncle Hua!" ”

The dead fat man pouted beside him: "What are you pretending to be big, how old are you?" Just be an elder to others! The two little Loli didn't know the insidiousness of the dead fat man, and actually agreed: "That's it, you're not much older than us......" Before I could refute it, the dead fat man was over there and crossed his fingers to settle the account for me: "In the past, people in our country got married early, and basically a generation came out at the age of twenty, right?" It's too late to get married now, and a lot of people aren't married in their thirties, right? Let's not be so much, let's compromise, even if twenty-five years old is considered a generation," asked the two little Lori: "How old are you this year?" The two little Loli had no scheming: "Thirteen and a half years old, and I will be fourteen years old in two months!" ”

The dead fat man looked back at me: "Look, you don't have to wait for two years, wait for two months, it's almost ......" Seeing that I was going to get angry, he quickly changed his words: "That's right, that's right, and then talk about the problem of twenty-five years old, the two of them don't count the half year old first, first count thirteen, thirteen plus twenty-five equals thirty-eight, old flower, do you have thirty-eight?" ”

I said what are you talking about, we are the same age, you don't know how old I am? The dead fat man was proud, and told the two little Lori: "See, Lao Hua is not qualified to be your uncle, just call him Brother Hua in the future...... If he dares to agree, I will help you beat him. ”

The two little Loli are really naïve, and they treat the dead fat man as a good person at the moment, and they kissed the dead fat man's pig belly face one by one, and the dead fat man was happy, and the big teeth almost fell out.

Immediately afterwards, the dead fat pig pretended to be attentive again: "Okay, the problem of generation has been clarified, and it's getting late, the fat brother will take you to sleep, okay?" The two little Loli clapped their hands and applauded, and when they stood up, they were about to follow the dead fat man, and the dead fat man turned around and asked me: "I'll take them away, are you at ease?" ”

His grandmother's, it would be strange if I was relieved, this dead fat man even likes shemales, maybe he's a pervert, I can't let the two sisters destroy his hands, so he quickly stood up and followed.

The dead fat man led us directly to a small tower, opened the door and went in, pointed to the wooden bed where the guards slept inside, and said: "Good girls, your brother Hua will sleep with you tonight...... I jumped up when I heard this, turned around and said angrily: "Dead fat man...... You! The dead fat man spread his hands and pointed back: "After the main tower collapsed, there are now people everywhere, and now there is such a place to live, do you want them to live here, or do you want everyone to crowd the bunk outside?" ”

I snorted, turned around and left: "Don't draw circles with me, when Lao Tzu draws circles, you still wear open crotch pants...... Of course they can't squeeze the Chase Shop, I'll accompany you to the Chase Shop, it's no problem......" Before I finished speaking, the two sisters cried together and begged: "Brother Hua, don't go, we're afraid ......"

In this way, I really can't leave, don't say anything haunted or not haunted, just the hundreds of soldiers stationed within the outer walls of the Tower of London, I can't be completely assured, although they can follow us on an expedition to the United Kingdom, they should all be regarded as good brothers, but in the end, people's hearts are unpredictable, in case there is a bad guy hiding inside, two little Loli will be terrible, and there are three hundred Korean soldiers, although the North Korean soldiers are more loyal, but they are also the most hostile to Britain and the United States, in case there is a single stupid person who is angry with those two little Lori, it's not easy to clean up.

After thinking about it, I finally decided to accompany myself, anyway, there are two wooden beds in the room, and we can sleep on one side. As soon as this decision was made, the Scottish sisters naturally smiled, and the dead fat man was also disgusting with joy, and immediately said goodbye and left.

I chased after him, pulled him and didn't let go, and asked, "Dead fatty, what tricks are you doing, do you want to shoot me a **** so that Brother Jiu can pinch me to death?" The hippie smile on the fat man's face was gone, and he looked at me kindly like Lao Tzu looking at his son, and patted me on the shoulder: "Lao Hua, I don't know what is wrong with me, I can't forget to make up Xiao C, except for her, no woman can arouse my interest...... In my heart, she is the best woman in this world. ”

I was silent, I have been with the dead fat man for a long time, I know that he is the kind of temperament, whatever he says, he will correct the little bend immediately, since he said so, I know that this situation can not be changed, the determination of the dead fat man has always been proportional to his weight, and others are not as ruthless as him.

He smiled hesitantly: "I plan to marry Xiao C in the future," he scratched his fat face: "I used to do too many things that lacked morality, maybe God also punished me for having no children and no daughters." "I don't know how many people the dead fat man has hurt before, and I don't know how to comfort him. The dead fat man didn't mind at all: "So, brother, you have to come on, if you can enjoy the gentleness of a woman, don't be polite, as long as you can eat, the fat brother will help you!" Hahaha......" In the midst of a long laugh, the obscene dead fat man walked over to the barracks. (To be continued.) )