536, bun man! Zhao Yun's nemesis? 【3/3】
Outside Chenxian County, Gongsun Junzhong.
The woman in the top hat looked at the tall and majestic city wall in front of her, and couldn't help frowning: "Chen Ying and Bao Long have been in for a long time, why haven't they sent back the news?" ”
Xiao Chen pouted beside him, "My two steamed buns...... It's not going to be like that, is it? I also want them to be my lieutenants, how happy it is to be able to go out to fight with two steamed buns. ”
Xiao Zhaoyun heard it next to him, and immediately nodded in support: "You are so happy that you are so happy, there are steamed bun people who can be used as deputy generals, if only there were steamed bun people in this world." ”
As soon as Xiao Zhaoyun's voice fell, he saw the gate of Chenxian County open, and the Guiyang army of the brigade walked out in a neat line. These Guiyang troops seem to be Zhao Fan's troops at the bottom of the box, everyone is well-armed, well-equipped, and the queue is also very neat.
The woman in the top hat frowned, and with her eyesight, of course, she could see that the Guiyang army put on such a posture, not to surrender, but to fight, and the Guiyang army did not choose to defend the city, and directly opened the city gate to meet the enemy.
You must know that the defense of the city is very advantageous, with the help of the strong city wall, the defending side can fight against a strong enemy far beyond themselves, and the two generals of the Guiyang army, Chen Ying and Bao Long, are all playing long-range weapons, and such generals are also very advantageous in the defense of the city.
The Guiyang army did not use the advantage of defending the city, but opened the city gate to go out of the city to meet the enemy, which is really a bit strange, in addition to the wonderful, it can also be seen that the Guiyang army has a full grip to win this battle.
The girl with the top hat really didn't understand, why did the Guiyang army think that they were sure to go out of the city to win against us? Doesn't Zhao Fan know that there is a "unparalleled" Zhao Zilong on our side?
At this time, the military formation of the Guiyang Army began to change, and it was quickly divided into two teams, left and right, faintly aimed at Xiao Zhao Yun and Xiao Chen who were standing on the left and right sides of the tall hat girl.
Then a war drum sounded, and Chen Ying and Bao Long, two steamed bun people, came out of the battle and shouted loudly: "Chen Dao, come out and die, let's teach you a hard lesson." ”
When Xiao Chen heard this, he immediately pouted: "Why are these two steamed buns fighting with me again?" I said I wouldn't fight with steamed buns. ”
The woman in the top hat was a little unhappy when she saw the enemy's posture, but she couldn't figure out what was wrong with her, she frowned and said, "Xiaoyun, these two steamed buns are going back on their word, you go and catch them again." ”
Xiao Zhao Yun responded with a smile, rode out of the battle, and while walking out, he whispered to Xiao Chen Zhi and comforted: "Don't worry, I'll catch them back and play with you." ”
Xiao Chen clapped his hands and applauded loudly.
At this moment, another war drum sounded in the enemy army, and Zhao Fan, the Taishou of Guiyang, was wearing a dark red battle armor and holding an iron gun towards Zhao Yun.
The woman in the top hat looked at it fixedly, and suddenly secretly screamed: I'm dizzy, it's not good! This guy looks too much like a meat bun.
Not only was the girl in the top hat startled, but the five thousand Gongsun Jun behind her also gasped at the same time.
Oh my God, help, the enemy army actually looks like a bun, in the last battle, the enemy general who looks like a steamed bun made General Chen Zhi flee without a fight, and now there is a person who looks like a bun in the enemy army, so wouldn't General Zhao Yun also throw away his armor and run away?
Our Gongsun Army is going to lose face and lose a lot of hair this time.
The soldiers of the 5,000 Gongsun Army were desperately wiping their sweat, and some of them were already planning to turn around and run backwards, just waiting for the high-hat girl to give an order.
The woman in the top hat was also screaming frantically in her heart, she knew that I would not come to Guiyang, and she would take Xiao Zhaoyun and Xiao Chen to attack Lingling or Wuling, and she would definitely be captured, but she came to Guiyang and encountered such an unreasonable thing. Victorious general Zhao Zilong...... It seems that he is going to lose for the first time in his life.
It's no wonder that the girl in the top hat thinks like this, because not long ago, Xiao Chen Zhi asked Zhao Yun if she met an enemy who looked like a bun, she was reluctant to fight, and Zhao Yun's answer at that time was reluctant.
More than five thousand pairs of eyes looked at Zhao Yun quietly, wondering what the outcome of this battle would be, but everyone was ready to turn around and run.
Then it's time to see the miracle!
Xiao Zhao Yun was obviously taken aback by Zhao Fan, wow! It's a big bun, and it's ...... This bun is a prancing horse with a gun, as if he is coming to fight with me?
Xiao Zhaoyun was depressed in his heart, I like buns the most, why did buns come to fight with me? I'm reluctant to pack it.
Hey? Wait a minute! It's so small that she just said that she wants a steamed bun man to be a lieutenant, which is a great idea, and I also want a steamed bun man to be a lieutenant, hahaha! That's right, I'll arrest this bun man and be a lieutenant. Oh, wait! It's not right to force someone else to be my lieutenant, a good boy has to be reasonable, I have to persuade her.
Xiao Zhao Yun smiled at Zhao Fan, who was rushing towards him, and said, "Baozi, are you willing to be my deputy general?" I eat other buns in one bite, but buns as big as yours can ride a horse and wield a gun, so I can't bear to eat them. Come and be my lieutenant, and I'll promise I won't eat you!" ”
Zhao Fan: "......"
Chen Ying, Bao Long: "......"
Woman in the High Hat: "......"
Tens of thousands of people in the two armies: "......"
Zhao Fan was so angry at first that she was smoking, what nonsense did this little girl say. But when she thought about what Xiao Zhao Yun said, she suddenly felt a chill all over her body: This little girl is obviously threatening me, and her meaning should be understood as if I don't surrender and listen to her, she will eat me.
My mother, the generals of the Gongsun Army still want to eat people? Zhao Fan was so frightened that his whole body trembled, no wonder the battle of Changbanpo was famous all over the world, and it turned out that Dong Jun was eaten by her.
In fact, Zhao Fan is not a military general, she is just a civil official, after listening to Chen Ying and Bao Long's strategy, she ran out to deliberately scare Zhao Yun, but I didn't expect Zhao Yun not only to be not afraid of her bun, but also threatened to eat it, how terrible this is for a civil official.
Zhao Fan rushed forward not far from the horse, fell off the horse with a pop, lay on the ground and slammed his head to the ground, and shouted: "Don't eat me, I surrender!" ”
"I know that there are many good people in this world, and everyone is reasonable." Xiao Zhao Yun smiled happily.
The woman in the top hat was stunned...... What is a victorious general? This is called the winning general, thundering in a silent place, winning and winning is so incomprehensible. You don't even need to make a move, a word directly crushes the fighting spirit of the enemy's general and makes him bow down, this king's domineering spirit is more than twice as strong as Xunzhen.
Chen Ying and Bao Long were also stupid, the two of them were talking to Chen Zhi proudly just now, and in a blink of an eye, they found that Zhao Fan had already fallen down, and the two of them cried and mourned, and quickly fell to the ground.
Xiao Chen's exclamation came from afar: "Steamed buns, don't lie on the ground, the ground is very dirty, and the steamed buns will not taste good when they fall to the ground." ”
When Zhao Fan heard this, he was even more shocked: it turned out that Zhao Yun was not the only one in the Gongsun Army who could eat people, and Chen Zhi also wanted to eat people...... Could it be that cannibalism is a tradition of the Gongsun Army? It's horrible...... Zhao Fan didn't care about the notoriety of selling her sister for glory at this time, she said urgently: "I have a cousin named Fan Hua, who has the appearance of captivating the country and the city, and is willing to give it to General Sun Yu of the Gongsun Army as a concubine, please spare my life." ”
Xiao Zhaoyun tilted his head: "What is a concubine?" Can you eat it? ”
When Zhao Fan heard this, she immediately foamed at the mouth and fainted to the ground, and at the last second before fainting, she was still thinking: Legend has it that Sun Yu got a lot of women, it seems that it is not because he is so beautiful, he is looking for so many women for food...... Terror! It's horrible! My poor cousin, cousin has hurt you.
Guiyang fell into the hands of Gongsun Jun-
At this time, Sun Yu was going to Wuling with Soft Girl and Wei Yan.
Wuling used to belong to the territory of the Chu State, its land is mountainous, Wuling City is just on a high hill, is a mountain city that is easy to defend and difficult to attack. However, this trouble did not bother Sun Yu, he drew the pattern of the catapult on the paper and handed it to Yan Yun to build, planning to get dozens of catapults to solve the enemy's fortified city.
So Yan Yun took Bai Ma Yi to the mountains and forests west of Wuling City to cut trees and build cars.
It is said that there should not be any problem with cutting down trees to build cars, in ancient times, there was no shortage of trees, this is not two years later China, the vegetation has not been destroyed much, there are dense forests everywhere.
But...... The woods in the west of Wuling City are just inaccessible.
Because the place name here is called Wuxi, there is a group of barbarians living in the mountains and forests, and the Han people call it "Wuxi Barbarian".
The Wuxi barbarians and all the barbarians in the world have a common characteristic, that is, all of them are small collectivists, and it is very taboo to operate on their territory. I don't care if you're here to cut trees, wood, hunting, or farming, but if you step on the ground, I'll beat you to death.
So as soon as the tree-cutting team led by Lord Yan Yun entered the woods of Wuxi Man's territory, a barbarian crouched in the woods, stretched out his hunting bow and released a cold arrow from a strange corner.
A white horse was hit by an arrow in the knee and immediately fell to the ground, Yan Yun was furious, picked up his bow and arrow and beckoned to the woods. So the barbarian was also shot in the knee, and the barbarian whistled, and a great crowd of barbarians jumped out, and several more white horses were shot in the knee...... Lord Yan Yun is not a good-tempered person, he was bullied like this, of course, he had to return the color immediately, he also sounded the rallying call, so more Bai Ma Yi was killed into the woods, and more barbarians were shot in the knee...... Before the Gongsun army began to attack Wuling, it first pinched each other with Wuxi Man.
Sun Yu couldn't help but sigh: "Cough! Dude, I wanted to attack Wuling City until I was hit by an arrow in the knee. ”
"General Sun, stop lyrical, it's so lively in the woods." The I, who came with the army, wiped his sweat and shouted urgently.
Sun Yu saw that the soft girl and Wei Yan had already entered the woods, and knew that with the two of them there, Bai Mayi would never be able to suffer, so he inquired from Yizhi: "You are more familiar with Jingzhou, tell me what is going on with this Wuxi Man?" Inexplicably came to our Gongsun Army to fight? ”
Yi Yu hurriedly introduced it, and Sun Yu asked nm01 to introduce himself as well, and it took him a long time to figure it out. Originally, this Wuxi Man was the general name of several ethnic minorities in the upper reaches of Yuanshui at the junction of Guizhou, Sichuan and Hubei provinces, and was named after the five local streams. Mainly engaged in agriculture, and good at dyeing and weaving, but also a very industrious people.
But this ethnic group, like other ethnic minorities, is very repulsive to the Han people, and they look at their own territory very stubbornly, and when the Han people enter the range of Wuxi, they will resist fiercely, and they will not die, which is very difficult. Therefore, Wuling Taishou Jin Xuan usually did not provoke them, and let them nest in Wuxi.
After listening to it for a while, Sun Yu also had a little headache, and planned not to be serious with this strange nation. But I don't know why, Sun Yu always feels that the name Wuxi Man is a little familiar, and he seems to have heard it somewhere. He couldn't help but ask: "Has this Wuxi Man done any earth-shattering things, or has there been any famous person?" ”
Yi Yuan thought for a long time before saying: "It seems that he hasn't done anything big, but the leader of Wuxi Man, Shamoke, is very famous, and it is said that his martial arts are very good." ”
"Shamoko? Hey, I've definitely heard that name. Sun Yu's eyes lit up all of a sudden: "nm01, I want the details of Shamoke." ”
NM01's cold electronic synthesis voice immediately sounded in Sun Yu's ears: "Shamoke, the leader of the Wuxi Barbarians during the Three Kingdoms period. When Liu Bei attacked Wu, he lured Shamoke with gold and silver rewards to help the Shu army, and Shamoke followed. This person is very skilled in martial arts, in the eighty-third episode of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Shamoke shot Gan Ning with an arrow, but was killed by Zhou Tai, the general of Eastern Wu, shortly thereafter. ”
I'm Khan, the guy who can shoot Gan Ning to death, it seems that he is quite a powerful character, Sun Yu was suddenly moved, what is the most important thing in the 21st century? Of course it's talent! It seems that Wuxi Man is a force that needs to be snared.
But...... How can this strange tribe be recruited? Now that the fight has begun, it seems that it will not be easy to snar.
Sun Yu thought carefully about the introduction made by nm01, Liu Bei used gold and silver rewards to lure Shamoke, I can also take this route, most people in this world still love money, although most of the generals under my command are unreliable and love some messy things, but this kind of people are a minority after all, because they are a minority, so it is strange.
Sun Yu believes that most people in this world are normal, reliable, and not strange! So he believes that he can impress most people with gold and silver, and he doesn't know if this Shamoke loves gold and silver, but Uncle Liu Huang used this trick before, and he will not be wrong to try it.
Sun Yu hurriedly chased into the woods, found the soft girl who was directing the white horse Yicong and the barbarians to shoot arrows across the woods, and said with a smile: "Soft girl, let's stop shooting arrows, I think this barbarian army can be snared!" ”
The soft girl spread her hands and said: "But it's really lively now, it's not a good time to snare." ”
Sun Yu reached into his arms, took out a sparkling gold cake, and said with a smile: "I'll try to see if this thing is good." After saying that, Sun Yu yelled to stop shooting arrows and threw the golden cake forward.
The golden cake drew a shining golden arc in mid-air and flew towards the trees in front of it!
(To be continued)