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The old monk is still very calm, "Life has a life, the female donor's marriage has not yet arrived, the monk I only know how to knock on the wooden fish and read the scriptures, get up early and go to bed early every day, three incense sticks in front of the Buddha every day, and I don't know anything about the rest, the female donor is afraid that she has heard some strange saying and found the wrong person." The female donor should please go back, and go back with the male donor. ”

The old monk even blasted out with Tang Lin, Chu Feifei didn't do it now, and turned his head to ask Tang Lin first, "Tang Lin, didn't you say you knew him?" What's going on? ”

Tang Lin shook his head helplessly, "Hehe, there is something I didn't tell you, the last time I came, I was closed to the abbot of Kuzen, I waited outside the main hall for 2 days and 2 nights, and the Kuzen master didn't let me in." He also has a very awesome saying, if you want to see peace, you must step on my corpse and go over! ”

Chu Feifei laughed when she heard this. "Haha, you're an unreasonable old monk, you're actually playing sideways, what are you afraid of. Today, you first want to let this male benefactor see what peace, and second, immediately give Miss Ben a divination to see the marriage. Actually, don't you understand what Miss Ben means? If you don't listen to the good advice, hehe, Miss Ben will immediately ask someone to set fire to your broken temple! ”

Chu Feifei turned into a thief in a second, and instantly blocked all the ways that Tang Lin was working hard for, Tang Lin opened his mouth, didn't speak, and held back. If Chu Feifei makes a big fuss, it may not be useless, how can the old monk call the police? How can an old monk use a mobile phone?

Tang Lin didn't believe it, but the next second he was dumbfounded, and the old monk immediately took out a brand-new local tyrant gold from his arms when he heard it, and skillfully unlocked the dial.

People not only use mobile phones but also are very popular, Tang Lin does not have any local tyrants, and they are quite proficient in using them, Tang Lin turned over in his heart, is this really a abbot monk?

Could it be that there is no dead end wifi in this temple?

It's sun!

He couldn't help but want to swear anyway, really, very strongly. However, I didn't expect Chu Feifei to be even more powerful, and when she saw that the old monk was going to call the police with local tyrant gold, she immediately made a gesture to take off her clothes.

"Old monk, if you dare to hit Miss Ben for 110, I will throw myself into your arms and say that you are rude, if you don't believe it, you can try, Miss Ben can do it!"

This trick is really good, the old monk's face is still unwavering, but the brand-new local tyrant Jin has been quietly put back, and then looked at the pilgrims who came in outside, "Master Tang really invited a powerful helper, come with me!" ”

Tang Lin was completely convinced, he begged in front of the Buddha for two days and two nights to no avail, and the little woman just sprinkled and joked? This world, this monk, is really hard to say.

The old monk took them to the backyard, and the backyard was also very large, 3 into the courtyard, but it would never be open to outsiders. Tang Lin thought that he could finally see the flying eagle this time, but the old monk personally poured tea for them, bitter tea.

"This tea is bitter tea, and most people think that it is poison, and the two donors can drink it or not...... "The old monk began to play with the mystery. Tang Lin is not a fool, the old monk's meaning is very clear, that is, if you don't drink it, you will definitely not see peace anyway, you look at it, this is a little test.

Tang Lin didn't say anything and picked up the cup and drank it, he had to drink all the poisons, the financing failed twice and hit it hard enough, if the flying eagle didn't go back, then he would still open a fart security company.

He once thought that he could support a powerful bodyguard school and security company by himself, but now he knows that he is the biggest ****.

Whimsical and inexperienced, just knowing yy.

Crying, it's so bitter, he's never drunk such a bitter thing in his life, and his expression is naturally very painful, and the bitter taste can't be concealed. So Chu Feifei, who had been observing him carefully, immediately pushed the teacup in front of him in front of him, "I see that you like to drink it a lot, and my sister has solved it by the way!" ”

Tang Lin didn't hesitate, drank one cup and didn't care about the second cup, raised his head, and killed it. But the second cup wasn't bitter tea, but it was sweet, what the fuck......

You must know that the extremely bitter taste and the extremely sweet taste are instantly fused together, it is simply life-threatening, Tang Lin's stomach immediately growled, and his stomach was uncomfortable, and his first reaction was to go to the toilet.

But the old monk just opened his mouth at this time to put forward the conditions, "Master Tang, if you go to the toilet, then you will never see peace again, if you can sit here and listen to the old monk tell a story, the old monk will take you to see him, how about it?" Otherwise, you will search this monastery in vain, how about it? ”

Chu Feifei couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh, "Giggles, Tang Lin, the old monk must have laxatives added to this tea, if you don't go to the toilet, it will definitely be solved in your pants, what should you do?" Giggles, fun, fun, and how long do you think an old monk in his 80s will tell a story? It's more endless than a toothless grandmother, right? But don't worry, no matter what, my sister will be by your side, and the whole process will be videotaped, proving that you are fearless, tenacious and great for your career! ”

So Tang Lin sat there with a green face and clenched his fists and listened to the old monk tell the story, the old monk's story was quite novel and good, at least Chu Feifei thought so, and listened to it with relish while recording with his mobile phone.

The old monk's voice was old, "Do the two donors know how this Guanyin Pavilion was built?" This should start from the Tang Dynasty, the Tang Dynasty general Wei Chi Jingde supervised the construction of Dule Temple at the behest of Emperor Li Shimin. The black-faced general found more than a dozen famous craftsmen and said to them: "The Buddha is high, the pavilion is high, there is no need to nail or rivet, you eight immortals cross the sea, each show his ability." ””

"A month has passed, and none of the designs are liked. Another month passed, and the craftsmen still couldn't come up with the design. He was in a hurry, and he drank a lot of wine, and was about to fall asleep, when he suddenly saw an old man with a black beard push the door in, carrying a cage of gnats in his hand. At first glance, Wei Chi Jingde saw that this gnatle cage was unusual, delicate and chic, exactly the same as the attic he imagined. Outside the two floors, there is a hole in the middle leading to the top of the pavilion. He was happy for a while, and hurriedly said, "Old man, how much does your gnatwood cage cost?" The old man said, "I don't sell it for any amount of money." When Wei Chi Jingde heard this, he was anxious, and hurriedly explained the reason and his worries to the old man. The old man said, "I sent it to you specifically for the cultivation of Guanyin Pavilion. With that, he put the cage on the table, turned and walked out. Wei Chi Jingde raised his leg to chase, but suddenly woke up, it turned out to be a dream of Nan Ke. So he hurriedly gathered the craftsmen together and told everyone the style of the gnats cage he saw in his dream, and the craftsmen designed and constructed according to this. ”

Speaking of this, the old monk suddenly stopped, and saw Tang Lin, whose face had turned from green to purple, and persuaded him very kindly, "Master Tang, the two kinds of tea you just drank together are called Datong tea, which is the most effective way to treat constipation. So, are you still holding on to the afternoon? In front of the female benefactor, how will the Tang donor see people in the future? And this benefactor will also record you again......"

Tang Lin's cold sweat had already flowed down his forehead, and his steel teeth were clenched, "Stinky monk, you ...... Hurry up your TMD...... Hurry up...... Lao Tzu can stand up to ......."

The old monk nodded with some pity, and continued the story, his face was not wavering, but the meaning was very obvious, you are going to have no face to see people today, young man.

"Three months later, the skeleton of the Guanyin Pavilion has been erected, and it is about to go up to the rafters. One day at noon, when the craftsmen were sitting on the ground eating, an old man with a black beard came up to him, made a circle, and said, "I am also a carpenter, and I am a family together. The craftsmen said, "Let's eat them together." The old man took the bowl and ate two bites of rice, then put a spoonful of vegetables into his mouth, and said, "The salt is short." A craftsman pinched a pinch of salt for him. The old man took another bite of the dish and said, "The salt is short. Another craftsman gave him another pinch of salt, and the old man ate the meal for a while, wiped his mouth with his hand, raised his neck to look at the Guanyin Pavilion, shook his head and walked outside, and muttered as he walked: "Salt is short, salt is short." ””

Later, when Wei Chi Jingde heard about this, he was shocked, this old man's appearance was not bad at all from the one in his dream! Isn't Master Luban a saint? He stood in front of the Guanyin Pavilion, looking at the fine rafters and pondering the meaning of "salt short". Suddenly I understood, it turned out that the rafters were too short. He had the craftsman kick on the scaffolding and put the rafters a foot long, ha, great. In the end, it was made into a bucket like now, with a far-reaching jump, like a flying one, which was very beautiful. ”

Speaking of this, the old monk stopped again, and Tang Lin couldn't help but stand up and stand strongly, looking like that, his face was painful and couldn't distinguish the color, but before the old monk could admonish again. Chu Feifei couldn't help but get mad first, "Stinky monk, hurry up and finish talking about don't ink, what happened later?" ”

The old monk was stunned for a moment, and then restored the ancient well and continued to tell the story, "After more than a year of hard work, the Guanyin Pavilion was completed, and Wei Chi Jingde wanted to ask someone to write a plaque. One night, as soon as he fell asleep, Lu Ban came again and said to him: "Don't worry about writing the plaque, there is too much platinum star in the lower realm right now." Reincarnated as a great poet, wait for him to write it. ””

"Coincidentally, just this year, Li Bai traveled north to Jizhou and came to Dule Temple, which coincided with the completion of the Guanyin Pavilion of Dule Temple. As we all know, Li Bai is not only a "poet immortal", but also a "sword immortal" and "wine immortal". So the host ordered someone to treat him with good wine, and when the host asked him to inscribe a plaque, Li Bai was already drunk, but he knew in his heart that he was enjoying the wine and picked up the pen with a wave of his pen. The next day, when people hung up the plaque, the scene was in an uproar, and it turned out that the word "Zhi" of "Guanyin Pavilion" was a little missing. This time he was in a hurry, and hurriedly ran to Li Bai and bowed down: "Sir, what do you think?" Li Bai was stunned for a moment, then laughed heartily and shouted, "Bring the wine!" At this time, someone prepared two jars of wine, and the pen and ink were also served. But seeing Li Bai hugging the altar and drinking wildly, until his face was red and slightly drunk, he grabbed the brush, dipped it in thick ink, looked at the big plaque, staggered two steps, one raised the fire to the sky, and the pen came out of his hand, only to see that the tip of the pen was not biased or oblique, and it was just on the head of the word "Zhi", and the crowd resounded with thunderous applause at this time. This is the famous Li Baifei's pen and dot words, which have been passed down through the ages. ”

After the old monk finished speaking, at the end, he was just about to get up and express his high admiration for Tang Lin's 10,000 percent, he lived for more than 80 years and thought that no one could pass this level, but before he could stand up, he heard a strange sound of excretion coming from the wall.

An extreme foul smell immediately filled the room. Tang Lin didn't care about this, anyway, Chu Feifei had also observed his thing up close.

But he didn't forget the theme, "Hey, old monk, I didn't leave this room after you finished speaking, count me as winning, right?" Anyway, the feeling of in the old monk's teahouse is really exciting, haha! ”

Thicker than cheek? In fact, both the old monk and Chu Feifei underestimated Tang Lin's hidden strength.