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Ghost Bean and Thief Jing glanced at each other, and hurriedly sat down next to Sun Erniang.

Ghost Beans likes to argue with people the most, and said: "Erniang, don't be funny, just our little broken shop, and you still want to compare with others with the same fortune?" Tongfuyi is the biggest restaurant in the world! ”

"Yes!" Thief Jing also said, "In my life, I don't want anything else, as long as I drink a drink in Tongfuyi, I won't live in vain!" ”

"Look at the two of you!" Sun Erniang poked a finger at the head one by one. "What? What she can do with Tong Xiangyu, why can't I do it with my grandson Erniang? She Tong Xiangyu is a person, and my grandson Erniang is not a person? ”

The ghost bean thief said in unison: "You are all human, but Tong Xiangyu is a woman." ”

"I'm also a female ......" Sun Erniang said half of her words, and then she realized that the two guys were laughing at themselves and not women!

Sun Erniang was about to fight, and the ghost bean hurriedly said: "What we mean is that Tong Xiangyu will definitely charm kung fu, become a big official, and make a fortune!" ”

Sun Erniang snorted disdainfully. "What kind of ability is a man to eat? My grandson Erniang eats with her own skills! ”

"That's right! Right! "Two sycophants give a thumbs up together." Erniang has the ability! Erniang stands up to the sky! Erniang is a man! ”

"Get out!"

The ghost bean and the thief Jing didn't wait for Sun Erniang's feet to fly over, so they hurriedly rolled away on the spot. The two guys rolled in embarrassment, causing Sun Erniang to laugh.

The two guys got up, and the ghost bean said: "Erniang's ability is really big, but our small shop doesn't even have a serious signature dish, how can you compare it with other people's fortune?" ”

"What's the signature dish?" Sun Erniang looked disdainful. "The old lady has already thought about it!"

At the mention of food, the two guys' eyes immediately glowed green. "Erniang, what's the signature dish?!"

"Fat intestines!"

"Fat intestines?!" The ghost bean's eyes were already big, and when he heard the fat intestines, he almost burst out of his eyes! "So, can you eat that thing?"

"Absolutely! I don't know anything, let me tell you, pigs, cows, sheep, the best thing to eat is not meat, but stomach, intestines, heart, liver and lungs! ”

You can eat something so disgusting?!

"Vomit ......" The ghost bean was nauseous, and he couldn't bear it and didn't spit it out.

Thief Jing behaved very calmly, and said slowly: "What is a fat intestine?" ”

"It's a intestine that is filled with!"

"Really!" Thief Jing's eyes lit up even greener, "Do you want to eat it directly?" ”

"Vomit...... ...... vomit"

At this time, Ghost Bean couldn't help it, and kept retching while running.

Sun Erniang laughed, Thief Jing licked her lips, and said with a greedy look: "Erniang, when will you do it?" ”

"I can't do it now, when I get the iron pot, I'll let you taste the fat sausage!"

The thief's saliva is about to flow out. "Then when will Erniang get the iron pot?"

"Maybe."

The thief's saliva dripped down. "Erniang, don't wait for the iron pot, let's try something raw first...... I'm so hungry that I can't for a few days......"

"You can't pull out, what's the matter? Know how to eat all day long! It's not open, it's a fart! ”

Thief Jing was really hungry, and said pitifully: "It's okay to be full......"

The ghost bean finished vomiting, and while running back, he shouted: "Erniang, Erniang, it's about to open!" Someone's coming! ”

"Really?!" Sun Erniang jumped to the stone pier, put her hands on the pergola, and looked in the direction pointed by the ghost bean.

Zhang Qing, who had been silent, suddenly raised his head when he heard the shout of the ghost bean. The original simplicity and simplicity on the face were nowhere to be seen, replaced by a vigilant face and an imperceptible ferocity in the eyes......

In just an instant, Zhang Qing returned to normal, continued to work hard, and muttered: "It's Lao Zheng." ”

Sun Erniang also saw it clearly, and came down from the stone pier listlessly, patted her apron, and muttered, "What is he doing here?" ”

Only Thief Jing seemed very excited, leaned over to Sun Erniang, and said in a low voice: "He came just in time, Erniang asked him for fat intestines!" ”

"I won't give you any fat sausages if I ask for them!" Sun Erniang pulled the thief Jing aside.

As he spoke, the man approached.

This person is in his thirties, with a fat head and big ears, a strong figure, walking sideways, and the fat all over his body is shaking.

This person is also half of the people in the rivers and lakes, a native of Kansai, and exudes the Central Plains.

The surname is Zheng, and he has a good skill in killing pigs and cattle, and is called Zheng Tu.

will have some fists and feet, and the self-styled town of Kansai.

Zheng Tu is a scoundrel, and Sun Erniang is not happy to deal with this kind of person. But mixing the rivers and lakes and doing business can't easily offend people.

The so-called multiple friends have many roads, and many enemies have many walls. Even if you don't want to make friends with others, you have to get by on face.

This guy must be no good thing, Sun Erniang rolled her eyes, took a step forward, and said with a smile: "Oh, who should I be, it turned out to be Brother Zheng!" Slaughtered a lot of pigs lately, right? Can you give us that fat sausage that you don't want? ”

Sun Erniang was very proficient, and knew that Zheng Tu was stingy, so she preemptively opened her mouth to ask him for it. If Zheng Tu refuses, when he opens his mouth to ask for help, he will have a reason to refuse him.

Sure enough, Zheng Tu shook his fat head and said with big ears: "It's too late, let's not sell pork now!" ”

"Huh? Changed careers? What for? ”

"I haven't changed careers, I'm still selling meat, hehehe......"

"What kind of meat are you selling? Mutton? ”

Zheng Tu's fat head and big ears shook more violently, and he was more proud, and his face revealed a bit of lewdness. "Let me tell you, we're selling human flesh!"

"What?!" Sun Erniang was shocked!

Zhang Qing also jumped up, put his hand into his arms, and clenched the hidden dagger!

This Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang are not characters who are easy to match.

The two of them mingled in the rivers and lakes, not only doing righteous things, but also doing unsightly deeds. During the catastrophe in the Central Plains, the two of them used human flesh to pretend to be pigs and beef to sell!

Zheng Tu's sentence of "selling human flesh" poked the sensitive nerves of the husband and wife.

Could it be that Zheng Tu touched the bottom?

Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang glanced at each other quickly, and the husband and wife looked fierce.

If that's the case, I'm sure I'll see blood lying on the corpse today!

Zheng Tu walked sweaty, scooped water in the bucket and drank, raised his head, and saw that the husband and wife looked abnormal, Zheng Tu laughed "haha". "Selling human flesh scares you like this? You father-in-law, but you are in the rivers and lakes! ”

Sun Erniang has been in the rivers and lakes for a long time, and she is the best at observing words and feelings.

Listening to Zheng Tu's tone, it was more like a joke. Sun Erniang glanced at her husband and signaled to wait.

"You kid is not serious, my mother is really scared by you!"

"Erniang, brother, I'm older than you, okay, old lady, old lady, you can scream!" Zheng Tu leaned towards Sun Erniang as he spoke, unabashedly squinting.

Sun Erniang was already annoying him, how could she give him a good face. "! Don't be close, I'll be a lady for you! ”

Zheng Tu's cheeks were also thick enough, and he continued to stick to Sun Erniang, and said shamelessly: "It's okay to be a mother for us, if you want to be a mother, we are hungry, and my mother has to give her milk to eat, right?" ”

Sun Erniang's face was red and her eyes were glaring!

"Bang!" Step on the stone pier with one foot!

"Brush!" Tear open half of the placket and reveal the big red belly pocket worn inside! "Come on! Shouting mother, mother feeds you! ”