Chapter 22: The Tired Little Miscellaneous (Part II)
The night covered the entire land, and the sound of lights out was already echoing over the entire campus, and the second night of the Wind Shadow Building's arrival at the Fifth Special Force Elite Training School was coming.
"Brother, no, do you really want to sleep in this bird cage at night?"
Lei Hongfei watched Fengyinglou solemnly spread the pillows and blankets taken from the dormitory on the ground, and he blurted out: "Zhu Jianjun clearly wants to use the topic to play, play with you and my two brothers, and help him clean the pigeon cage once, which is interesting enough, why are you so stupid, and really take his words as a holy decree?" ”
Feng Yinglou had already laid down on the blanket at this time, he looked up at the starry sky above his head, breathing and blowing, it should have been refreshing, but because he was lying next to the pigeon cage, he became nondescript to the evening breeze, and he was silent for a long time, and then Fengyinglou said in a low voice: "Instructor Zhu Jianjun is a good person." ”
"Good guys?" Lei Hongfei said hesitantly: "In your eyes, there are probably no bad people in this world!" That Zhu Jianjun, even if he is not a villain, but you think, he has a poker face every day, and his eyes are cold ice slag, I don't think he will have a woman in his life, and he is destined to report in front of King Yama as a virgin. The old virgin is a pervert, and an old virgin like him is even more than a super pervert! ”
Before Fengyinglou could answer, a cold voice suddenly came from a dark corner, "That's right, I'm a super pervert." ”
Hearing this voice, Lei Hongfei couldn't help but shudder, why is this Zhu Jianjun like a soul, walking without a sound at all?
In front of Lei Hongfei and Fengyinglou, Zhu Jianjun walked to the pigeon cage, and actually hung the small bells in groups of two on the pigeon's legs, and then released them all.
"At night, the bird's eyesight deteriorates dramatically, for which there is also a term called 'bird hazy eye'."
Zhu Jianjun looked at the Fengying Building, which was lying on the ground and was already full of pigeons, and said quietly: "They are not afraid of you during the day, because there is a pigeon that seems to be very familiar with you and has become your introducer." But at night, they can't see who you are, and their only instinct is their sense of smell and their intuition that is more sensitive than modern precision instruments. Before they really accept you from their smell and intuition, let alone get up at night to relieve themselves, or sleepwalk and talk, you just need to move the slightest bit and they will startle them flying. ”
Lei Hongfei said: "And Instructor Zhu Jianjun, your old man, is afraid that the world will not be chaotic in the world to tie two bells to the legs of each pigeon, as long as one pigeon flies up in the middle of the night, a jingling sound will make the whole flock of pigeons blow up the nest!" ”
"yes, I'm a super pervert!" Zhu Jianjun replied absolutely simply, he looked at Fengying Lou and said, "If you don't want to, you can immediately roll up and leave." ”
Feng Yinglou pursed his thin lips, and when he heard this, even his heart swelled with a feeling that it was not a taste.
To sleep in a flock of pigeons every day, before becoming one with them and being completely accepted by them, stretch out your arms and legs a little at night, and scare the pigeons to fly around, in the "jingling" sound of dozens of small bells, it is impossible to fall asleep, this is too unbearable, right?
Before the Wind Shadow Building had made a decision, Lei Hongfei had already jumped into the pigeon loft first, frightened a group of pigeons flapping their wings and flying around, and then raised the sound of the bell to the sky over the campus that had returned to calm with the sound of the lights-out horn. He grabbed Fengyinglou and shoved his crutches into Fengyinglou's hand, "People have already laid out the carriages and horses, and it is not worth playing with the dead, no matter how stupid you are, there must be a limit, let's go!" ”
Fengyinglou was involuntarily dragged up by Lei Hongfei, and just when Lei Hongfei had already begun to help him clean up the bed, a voice suddenly came into the ears of the three people, "Yo, Lao Zhu, your one-acre and three-point land is so lively today." ”
Feng Yinglou and Lei Hongfei turned their heads together, the one who was striding over to them, proud and untamed, even with a free smile on the corner of his mouth, but still unable to dispel the arrogant man on his body, he was the second "fang" in the history of the Fifth Special Force, Long Jianhui, an instructor known as an all-round special operations expert.
Long Jianhui took out a bamboo whistle from his pocket that he had cut by hand from a bamboo tube, and when he put the bamboo whistle to his lips and blew a series of sounds that were not by means beautiful, the group of pigeons suddenly became quiet as if they had eaten some reassurance. A few pigeons, which were flapping their wings just now and flying around above their heads, landed directly on Long Jianhui's shoulders, and as Long Jianhui reached out to stroke mo, they even let out a series of happy moans of "coo-coo-coo".
Fengyinglou and Lei Hongfei were really stunned. And Long Jianhui looked at the two little bells on the pigeon's legs, and a trace of surprise appeared on his face. "Lao Zhu, it's been a long time since I've seen you so badly rectified students, and the most surprising thing for me is that the object of your evil rectification this time is actually a new student who has just stepped into the school gate."
Zhu Jianjun still looked calm, but Lei Hongfei threw a "See, I said a long time ago that Zhu Jianjun was uneasy and kind" look.
Long Jianhui walked in front of Fengying Building, he looked up and down carefully, as if he wanted to make sure that a rookie in Fengying Building who had just entered the academy for only two days, how could he get Zhu Jianjun to "look the other way", and finally he suddenly stretched out his big hand to Fengying Building: "Give me two." ”
Wind Shadow Building's eyes widened: "What? ”
"Of course, it's your jelly beans in the big white goose!"
Long Jianhui bent down, looked at Fengyinglou and said: "Since yesterday, one of the babies I raised suddenly started to think about tea and dinner, and I even took out her favorite meatballs, but it didn't have much effect." I asked someone for a long time to find out that it turned out that you, this kid, just entered the school gate yesterday, and fed her a few jelly beans that God knows what special ingredients are. Look, what has become of my little darling? ”
The little baby in Long Jianhui's mouth is a mouse wearing a green vest that looks absolutely familiar. It was lying in Long Jianhui's big hand, although it hadn't eaten for more than a day, and it was obviously out of spirit, but when it saw Fengying Building, it still shook its tail in a friendly way.
It only ate half a jelly bean, and it was addicted!
Under Long Jianhui's gaze, Feng Yinglou took out the big white goose he had treasured for a long time from his pocket. When he took out two jelly beans, the mouse lying on Long Jianhui's big hand suddenly had an extremely eager light in his eyes, and let out a few excited "squeaks".
Long Jianhui looked at the Fengying Mansion in confusion and sent it to him, those few jelly beans that were not good-looking, and finally he tried to pick one up and throw it into his mouth.
After a few seconds......
"Whew!" Long Jianhui spit out the jelly beans that were only half contained to the ground, looking at the jelly beans that had jumped off his palm and gnawed on him and spit on the ground, in a certain form, it was tantamount to a little mouse kissing indirectly, Long Jianhui's face was incredible: "My little baby, you are not pregnant yet, why do you start to like to eat things that are ten times more sour than old vinegar?" ”
Seeing that the little mouse finally turned over on the ground with joy, Long Jianhui rolled his eyes, picked up the second jelly bean, and threw it into his mouth. A minute later, Long Jianhui's face showed a relieved expression, he looked at Fengying Building, and said meaningfully: "It's sour first, but because of this, the late sweetness is extraordinarily fragrant." I can't imagine that such a small jelly bean can also play this philosophy of life. ”
"By the way, you kid can actually mix with my babies, anyway, you don't have to press yourself if you live more, so you can take on another task. In the future, I will leave the task of feeding the babies distributed in all corners of the school, and I will leave it to you. Good no good? ”
Feng Hongwei's philosophy of being careful everywhere and doing a good job in interpersonal relationships everywhere finally worked at this time!
Facing Long Jianhui's smiling gaze, Fengyinglou first handed over the big white goose with half a bottle of jelly beans left in his hand to Long Jianhui, and then said without thinking: "Okay!" ”
"Ah, it's useless!"
Long Jianhui was embarrassed to accept a "gift" from a student, but looking at the little Fubei who had eaten a jelly bean, he was overjoyed, turning over the happy little heel on the ground, and then looking at the big white goose in his hand that could only be sold in supermarkets or department stores in big cities, even if it was a trustee, it would take at least a week to buy the big white goose, and he finally laughed at the bribe.
And in the hand of Fengyinglou, there is already a handmade bamboo whistle.
"Lao Zhu, borrow your toys for half an hour."
Dropping a sentence without a beginning or an end, Long Jianhui stretched out his hand, copied the Fengying Building, and strode towards the right side of the academy, the grove planted with dozens of poplar trees. Lei Hongfei's footsteps moved slightly, but under Zhu Jianjun's gaze, he stood honestly in place.
He could see that Long Jianhui liked Fengying Building, and that was enough.
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