Episode 198 Beautiful Monk
looked at his watch, it was only past six o'clock in the evening, and he called Jing'er over: "Get me something to eat." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" Jing'er sighed and said, "You wait a minute, I'll arrange it." The dead fat man leaned back and smiled back: "The sooner the better, look at the old flowers, they are all hungry and out of phase, so you really can't cook a bag of instant noodles." ”
After sending Jing'er away, the dead fat man sobered up with tea, and then turned around and said: "Old flower, now that your two girls are competing, I think you should avoid the limelight now, and go to Siberia, it's better to delay it for a while and go in a few days." ”
I sighed and said, "I don't need you to say this, I also know, if I leave with Luan Xiaoting right now, it's strange that Su Wan doesn't break her belly, don't listen to what she says, women are sensual, they are really jealous, they will do everything, and they will die together." ”
The dead fat man nodded: "It's good that you know, or you pick a place, buddy will accompany you to avoid the limelight." I thought for a moment, "Okay...... Don't play with me, just say where you want to go, I'm in a mess right now, and I don't have any idea at all. ”
The dead fat man laughed: "Or do you know my brother's ......" After laughing a few times, his face turned gloomy, and he said worriedly: "Lao Hua, don't you think we have been separated from the big zongzi for too long?" He and Dr. Zhao Qingshan went to Egypt, but it has been more than half a month, and there is no news at all, so I have not been relieved. ”
When he said this, my mood also became anxious, and the Egyptian expedition was very small, only three people. But each of those three people was more important than the other. Not to mention that Dr. Zhao Qingshan, the only old scholar in our hands, is a big zongzi, and the relationship with our Fullot troika cannot be summed up by a single friend. What's more, the captain of the pilot group, Chen Tingyao, is even more expensive, the reason why our Fuldo headquarters can be in charge of the overall situation, just relying on Xiaoyuer Radio to fool around is definitely not enough, we have three ace teams in our hands that other bases do not have, including Xiao Meimei's navy, General Lai's second artillery, and the most important thing is the air force led by Chen Tingyao.
So he hurriedly clapped: "Okay, early tomorrow morning, let's go to Egypt for a trip." In any case, the march into Siberia is now urgent, and it is necessary to mobilize enough pilots and helicopters to get things done. Let Su Wan and Luan Xiaoting prepare separately, and just take the opportunity to let the two of them run in and run in the relationship. ”
As she was talking, Jing'er walked over with a plate of braised lion's head and said with a smile: "Let's eat this, it's delicious and affordable." "The braised lion's head is not freshly made, it is all made in advance and stored in the incubator, and when you want to eat it, it is hot, and the soup is poured out of the pot.
I quickly took it, grabbed my chopsticks and ate it...... After eating two bites, I stood up again, and left with the plate, and the dead fat man grabbed me in amazement and asked, "You don't eat well, what are you walking around?" I sighed, swallowed what was in my mouth, and then said, "Time is pressing, tomorrow we are going to Egypt, hurry up and meet Sister Destruction before we leave." Now that we have the "Eight Chapters Book" and the little monk Miaohui, we can just take a closer look. He turned around and left.
The dead fat man staggered and followed: "I'm also going to see Sister Destruction...... Jing'er hurriedly helped me hold him up, frowned, and said, "Look at how drunk you are." The dead fat man greeted him to see Sister Destruction, and Jing'er had no choice but to let him, helping the dead fat man to follow me, and said apologetically: "Old flower, don't blame me for having sex with you just now, I think you are so sorry for Brother Jiu......"
I looked back with a sad face and said, "You just take care of Brother Jiu's safety, don't worry about other things, I'm also big here." Jing'er also sighed: "But you are too hard......" I held the lion's head and walked while eating: "Hmm...... Don't talk about hard work or anything...... You have to live, don't you? ”
After a while, we came downstairs, and Fang Min, the smiling Lori nurse, greeted her from afar: "Brother Hua, Happy New Year...... Long time no see! As soon as I saw her, I remembered that the little two-headed Chimera had hatched, and I smiled and said, "Happy New Year, Happy New Year." Hehe, how about it, the little two-headed Chimera is fun, right? ”
Nurse Lori's face was full of red light: "Of course it's fun, hehe, you don't know, Brother Hua, I feed them noodles, they can actually eat from this mouth, and then spit out from that mouth......" I listened to the black line: "It's not good to waste food, you have to educate them." ”
Saying goodbye to Fang Min, we came all the way to the room where the beautiful snake was held, and after greeting the doorman, we pushed open the door and walked in, and when I saw it, the destruction sister was watching the video of children's literacy, and there was a crisp children's song on the TV: "Under the bridge in front of the door, walk past a group of ducks, come and count them, two, four, six, seven, eight......" Ma Chang'an Ma is lying on the big recliner in front of the iron cage dozing.
As soon as Sister Destruction saw me, she immediately got up and looked at me pitifully: "Brother Hua......" I frowned, only to find out that Sister Destruction's words were exactly the same as the tone of the little Lori nurse Fang Min, I guess I heard people call me like this, so I also learned it.
I nodded, walked over, and asked, "Have you eaten?" She shook her head blankly, not knowing whether she didn't understand me, or if she didn't eat after understanding my words. I'm not polite, I walked over with the braised lion's head, took a bite, and handed it over through the iron fence, and the destruction sister opened her mouth in amazement, took the lion's head into her mouth, chewed it a few times, and was surprised, looking at me blankly, as if she hadn't eaten enough.
I looked at it and was proud: "It's delicious, isn't it?" Hahahaha...... "There is no sunshine on the dungeon, it would be nice to grow some mushrooms and moss, it is impossible to have so many ingredients on our land." The same thing, the taste made at home and the taste made by the chef in the hotel is different, and the reason is probably the ingredients.
So you take a bite, I take a bite, four braised lion heads, and the destruction of my sister eats two and a half. The old man Ma Changan woke up from his sleep and was stunned when he saw the scene in front of him: "**** fairy Banban, isn't this girl only eating eggs?" Why have you eaten everything now? ”
I returned the empty plate to Jing'er and said, "Help me call the little monk Miaohui." He turned around and asked the old man: "Beautiful snake or only eat eggs and mushrooms?" Jing'er put the dead fat man next to Old Man Ma and sat down, and walked out with an empty plate. Old Man Ma nodded: "That's right." ”
I turned my head, took out my handkerchief, and wiped my mouth for Sister Doom, Sister Doom didn't resist at all, she looked at me with big eyes, and when I wiped her mouth, she smiled slightly and said, "Thank you." At that moment, the people in the room, except for Zhengxiang, who fell asleep on the chaise longue after the dead fat man, were all surprised, and the old man Ma muttered and scolded: "I thought she was dumb, but she could also speak." "It seems that Old Man Ma has no woman's relationship, and the beautiful snake has never opened his mouth to him.
I turned off the TV and said to Sister Doom, "What's your name?" "After Sun Hongxu's explanation, we already know that destroying my sister is not the name of the beautiful snake, but after I asked several times, the beautiful snake still didn't answer, it didn't seem that she didn't want to say it, but she didn't understand what I was saying at all.
I said "ahhh......h The beautiful snake nodded, opened her mouth and said, "Come and count it, two, four, six, seven, eight." I slapped my head with my hand, thinking that when she learned Chinese, the cucumber dishes would be cold.
Fortunately, soon the little monk Miaohui was brought, and I touched his bald head: "Brother, it's up to you now, help me ask the beautiful snake, what is her name." After the little monk saw the beautiful snake, he was surprised, and first shouted: "Monster ......" turned around and ran, I caught him back with black lines, and shouted: "What are you shouting?" Didn't you see her in a cage with us? ”
The little monk was still scared, so I pushed him to the cage and said, "Hurry up, ask her what her name is." The little monk turned around and persuaded me: "This kind of monster, let's get rid of it as soon as possible......" I stretched out my hand and twisted his bald head, and shouted: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and ask for me." ”
The little monk was helpless and stammered and asked, "...... you What's your name......" I went up and slapped his bald head, and said angrily: "I can speak Sanskrit, and I can speak Chinese myself." The little monk stabilized his mind for a while, and first recited a few words of the spell to subdue demons and eliminate demons, and then asked in ancient Sanskrit.
The beautiful snake was really surprised all of a sudden, and replied. The little monk was also surprised, and turned back to me and said, "She said her name is Astmangulia Bajol...... I didn't understand: "Why is it so long?" The little monk nodded and said, "That's the Sanskrit pronunciation, translated into Chinese, which means petal rain." ”
Petal rain! What a poetic name, his grandmother's is still my family, and her surname is Hua...... Of course, the name Petal Rain, as soon as you hear it, you know that it is not surnamed Hua. But I came to my senses, moved a chair and sat down, and continued, "Ask her where she came from again?" ”
The little monk really asked again, and the beautiful snake replied again, which stumped the little monk: "She said that she came from Keda Rack." I Mu Ran: "What do you mean?" The little monk scratched his head: "I don't know...... We monks only study Sanskrit scriptures, and not all the words can be understood. "I hurriedly took out my "Eight Chapters Book" and handed it to the little monk. The little monk searched for a long time, and finally found the result: "Oh, the meaning of arriving at the rack is the dungeon." ”
My head was full of black lines, and my heart said that this is not nonsense? The beautiful snake comes from the dungeon, and it's something that fools know. Anyway, we finally got into a conversation with the beautiful snake, so I was patient and continued, "Very well, you can ask her again how the dungeon is going." ”
The little monk nodded and asked, this time the beautiful snake was more cooperative, and the little monk was sweating when he heard it, and finally had to turn his head to me and say, "Flower donor...... This, please forgive the little monk for being incompetent, I really don't understand her words......"
I was anxious: "If you don't understand, we people can't understand it even more, you have to think of a way." The little monk cried with a sad face: "There is only one way, that is, she speaks slowly, and then I translate the book sentence by sentence...... But this is a lot of work, and what she just said is enough for me to keep busy for a few days. ”
I sighed and patted the little monk on the shoulder: "Forget it, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, so you can translate slowly." He turned his head to the old man Ma and said, "In the future, your old man will take care of this little monk more, and now we will count on him to communicate with the beautiful snake." Old Man Ma nodded in agreement.
looked at the dead fat man who was sleeping Zhengxiang, and couldn't help sighing, don't let you come, you will come, you will take a good look at the beautiful snake, but as soon as you enter the door, you fell asleep. I was about to turn around and leave, when I suddenly heard the beautiful snake say: "Wait a minute...... I listened to the black lines on my head, thinking that this beautiful snake spoke Sichuan, which sounded a little weird.
He walked up to the iron cage and asked, "What's the matter?" The beautiful snake parted more than a dozen long purple hairs from her head, flipped her hands and flew with great skill, and in less than a minute, she braided the dozen hairs into a thin braid, and then gritted her silver teeth and pulled the dozen hairs from her head together.
I was stunned and asked, "What are you doing...... but I saw the beautiful snake stretch out her hand from the iron fence, wrap the thin braid around my right wrist, wrap it five or six times, and finally tie a knot. She took her hand back with satisfaction, smiled brightly at me, twisted her waist, swam to her bed, lay down lazily, and threw me a wink without hindering.
This time I was not light, the beauty of the beautiful snake does not belong to the world, it is the beauty of fairyland, at a glance, it is difficult to give up...... But the dead fat man's snoring immediately reminded me: there are still two tigresses in the house that have not been done, I don't want to cause any romance, and although the face of the beautiful snake is beautiful, the big snake's tail is a little too weird, so I quickly helped the dead fat man away.
The next thing is to make a list of expeditions to Egypt, this time it is different from the past, now the Fule Duo has a big business, even the headquarters is full of personnel. Therefore, I have decided to lead a large army to the expedition this time to practice the troops' actual combat adaptability.
First of all, I summoned all my old subordinates and checked it, in addition to the old car being borrowed by Chai Hua, Sun Hongxu has already returned to Yunnan with Cai Xingyan, and Guo Yahui is also going to follow General Lai back to the Yongde Daxueshan Missile Base, and there are only four people in my hands: Ou Xiang, Jian Tianhan, Wu Shuyuan and Cao Yijing. This is too little, and I didn't even think about it, so I brought in the professional killer Lu Hu, and then counted the dwarven female warrior Yadato, anyway, I can be regarded as having my Praetorian Guard together.
I asked Jing'er and Huang Haihe, and I knew that the "dog leftover" team members at the headquarters were close to 7,000 people, and the number of the beautiful girl team was even larger, more than 12,000. I thought for a moment and asked, "How many big planes can we mobilize at Dalian Airport now?" How many people can it hold? ”
Huang Haihe didn't even turn over the account book, so he said: "In terms of civil aviation, there are still a lot of large planes that we can mobilize, and there is absolutely no problem in urgently dispatching thousands of people." So, I decided to go to Egypt this time, and I would take a thousand men with me. Anyway, if we want to rescue Da Zongzi and Dr. Zhao, it is better to make things bigger at once and build a large base directly over there to prepare for our next step into Europe and Africa.
This trip to Egypt, because of the huge scale, Huang Haihe went to prepare various supplies overnight. I met with Xin Hongbin, the leader of the "Dog Leftovers", this guy is a thirty-year-old fat man, although he is far from being a dead fat man, but he is also one hundred and sixty pounds, and the file says that he will also order Japanese.
After Xin Hongbin saw me, he first reported the situation of the "dog leftover" team members, which was probably a temporary team, with uneven combat effectiveness, not much stronger than the beautiful girl team, and finally, the brother said with gratitude: "Lao Hua, thank you for giving us this opportunity, our 'dog leftover' commando team can finally officially participate in the action, and the brothers are idle these days." ”
I nodded and said: "This trip to Egypt is very dangerous, there are zongzi everywhere and something not to mention, at least the semi-desert climate over there is not something that everyone can adapt to. ”
Xin Hongbin stood up and said, "Then I'll go down to select the team members." I nodded and instructed, "Don't choose the strongest one, just choose some good stamina." "Watching Xin Hongbin step downstairs, I took out the walkie-talkie again, called Jin ****, Wang Yong, Xu Ningqiao and others, and told them to get ready, and fly us to Egypt early tomorrow morning.
After all this was arranged, I was also tired, and carried the dead fat man back to the place where we both, and saw that he was sleeping soundly, so I simply put the dead fat man on the table, this guy didn't mind at all, he got on all fours, pouted his ass and lay on the table, and slept very soundly.
I lay on the bed and couldn't sleep, so I took out an atlas, flipped to the Middle East, and roughly found the location of Egypt.
The desert is the desert, as long as I can defeat the invading army in the dungeon, even if it is a fire pit, I will jump into it. Soon I found Cairo, the capital of Egypt on the banks of the Nile, and I knew that a few kilometers west of Cairo, there was the famous village of Giza, where the pyramids, one of the seven ancient architectural wonders of the world, stood. On the east side of the largest pyramid of Khufu is the Sphinx, which attracts tourists from all over the world with its alluring magic. (To be continued.) )