Tankers are rare talents, as huge as the branch system of the headquarters of Fulduo tens of thousands of horses, but there is only one tanker Fu Binhong. Where did this Singh daddy find so many tankers? I was in a state of confusion about these things, so I naturally couldn't guess the key to them. Later we learned that not all human survivor bases can quickly mobilize large numbers of planes and helicopters like the Fuldo headquarters. We have an innate advantage, so naturally we put our focus on training pilots. The situation in Mumbai was the complete opposite, and Singh couldn't find a plane at all, so he took a workaround and went all out to train tankmen.

The dead fat man informed Singh Daddy's plan in detail on the walkie-talkie, but it wasn't really a plan, it basically told us the location of the "Heart of the Sea" lair, and then Singh and I each brought men and horses on both sides to attack directly from the air and the ground. And I don't see any danger in such a plan. On the "Heart of the Sea" side, there were only three or four hundred people, and there were no heavy weapons. According to Daddy Singh's idea, we only need to bombard them with artillery and air-to-surface missiles from afar, and we can probably force them to surrender directly.

The specific action was in the evening, and we still had an afternoon of preparation.

Zhengyu and the Thai warriors he brought over had stayed up all night, and now they were all arranged to rest. I called Yamantha and asked, "This is not a safe place, and it is threatened by both the rice dumplings and the sea snakes. We're going to find a safe place to move everybody. Now think about it, is there a suitable goal? Say it, let's take a helicopter and go to reconnoiter in a moment. ”

Yamantha thought for a moment and said, "I'm afraid this is difficult, I can't think of any place with high-rise buildings other than Mumbai...... Unless we go to the capital, New Delhi. I heard it all over my head: "You nonsense, New Delhi is thousands of kilometers away from us, how can you go there." ”

Yamantha stuck out her little tongue and said, "Then the most suitable place should be the city of Nagpur in central India, which was once the capital of the ancient dynasties of India, and many buildings were made of huge stones. There is even a fortress left over from ancient times. ”

So I asked, "How many people can fit in that fortress?" Three thousand or five thousand? Can it hold 50,000 people? Yamantha was full of black lines: "How can you fit so many people?" It's nothing more than a mountain fortress. I smiled bitterly and said: "Third sister, you have a lot of population in India, according to the normal chance of survival, there will be at least 100,000 survivors, you can make a small base that can hold hundreds of people?" The stupid fork stared at Yamantha's lower body and said, "Yes, it's hairy?" ”

Yamantha's face turned red suddenly, and she said, "If you want to pretend to be a lot of people...... Then the only way to go is to Pune, where there is a sports city, which should be able to take advantage of it. When I listened, my heart moved: "What city?" Sports City? Yamantha explained to me: "India is a democracy, and everyone has the right to openly express their views, and there are ruling and opposition parties in the corresponding parliament. The ruling party is responsible for proposing policies, and the opposition party is responsible for oversight. This is also believed to have created a situation of confrontation between the government and the opposition. The introduction of any kind of policy will be met with strong opposition from the opposition parties, which will be echoed by demonstrations organized by ordinary people. A few years ago, when our country held the National Games in Pune, the local Maharashtra government was worried that the sports would be affected by the demonstrators, so they built a three-meter-high fence around the sports field, turning the sports field into a sports city. A few years later, when New Delhi hosted the Commonwealth Games, Indian officials wanted to learn from the 'successful experience' of building a wall, but they were met with strong opposition from the organizers, saying that the Games were a symbol of mankind's pursuit of civilization. The construction of a high wall around the stadium would make the Games look like a gladiatorial arena, so it was time for New Delhi to change its strategy and pull up a metal grid around the Commonwealth Games venue. ”

I listened with black lines all over my head and said, "It's hard for your government...... When the Universiade was held in Shenzhen, China in 2011, the police were instructed by the government to ask nearby residents to leave their homes on the day of the opening ceremony. ”

We took out the map and measured the distance, and found that there are at least more than 1,000 kilometers from Mumbai to Nagpur, while Pune, which is located southeast of Mumbai, is only 140 kilometers away. So I decided to take off immediately and go to Pune to do some field research.

Zhengyu They are still sleeping, so this field survey is basically my old team, except for the dead fat man who is still on Singh's father's side, other Ou Xiang, Jian Tianhan, Wu Shuyuan, Lao Che, Sun Hongxu, Guo Yahui, and Cao Yijing all followed me and climbed into a Chinook helicopter. Sun Qi saw a lot of Thai people at once, and couldn't help but be very happy, and was called aside by his cousin R. Yourong to talk. Having not participated in the operation, Yamantha continued to be our guide.

Chinook helicopters flew at speeds of nearly 300 kilometers per hour from Mumbai and headed inland India. Looking at the farmland under his feet, Sun Hongxu couldn't help but complain: "No wonder the Asan are so arrogant, look at the old flowers, their land is almost all farmland." I laughed and said, "Nonsense, India is only one-third the size of China, but it has almost the same population as China, how can it do without a large amount of basic farmland?" ”

It took us more than half an hour to fly to the distance of more than 100 kilometers. Looking down through the porthole of the helicopter, this Pune is much smaller than Mumbai, and after asking Yamantha, I learned that this city only has a population of more than one million, and if you extrapolate according to the probability of 10,000 to one, there will be a hundred survivors left.

Hundreds of kilometers away from the sea, it is basically out of the range of the sea snake, and the situation here is basically the same as drinking Thailand. The streets are full of dumplings wandering around. The only difference is that there are a lot of cattle roaming the city in groups. The rice dumplings here seem to be a little afraid of cows, and generally do not come into close contact with those cows.

Wu Shuyuan looked curious, so he asked: "Whose farm collapsed, otherwise how could there be so many cattle?" I laughed and said, "You know, right?" The cow is a sacred relic of Hinduism, no one eats beef in India, and it is believed that the sacred cow will bring them good luck, and many people will give food to these cows roaming the streets. So India has become a paradise for cattle, and it is said that there are 100 million cows in the whole of India. ”

Our helicopter gradually flew closer to the nearby herd, and the scrawny Indian cattle were not afraid at all, looking at our helicopter with their heads held high and staring at our scarlet eyes, and from time to time they stretched their necks and howled desperately, and some of the more violent cows had begun to polish their horns on the walls.

Wu Shuyuan listened to it bluntly: "I just heard about the Indian divine oil, but I didn't expect the Indian sacred cow to be so domineering." But this sentence was also heard by Yamantha, who asked in Guoba Chinese: "What is Indian divine oil?" Wu Shuyuan's eyes widened and he looked at Yamansha for a long time, but he didn't answer.

I looked at the herds of Indian sacred cows in Pune City, stunned, Jian Tianhan sighed beside me: "These cows have also mutated, you see their eyes, they are all blood-red." "Demonized animals generally have amazing attack abilities. The dumplings on the street are terrible, there are so many demonized sacred cows, Ou Xiang said worriedly: "Old flower, I think it's better to forget it, there are too many demonized sacred cows in this place, and it is not a safe place." ”

I frowned and didn't speak, Jian Tianhan sighed beside me, "Didn't you listen to what Lao Hua just said?" There are at least 100 million sacred cows in the whole of India, and the current situation in the city of Pune is estimated to be a true portrayal of the whole of India. I guess it's not just here, but everywhere else is also a herd of these sacred cows. ”

The cow is a gentle animal, and the Indians have lived with these semi-wild cattle for thousands of years, but now these sacred cows have presented us with a super exam problem. If you want to build a large survivor base, you have to face the problem of demonizing the sacred cow. Not to mention whether we have the ability to kill the entire 100 million demonized sacred cows, the key is that the cow is a sacred relic of Hinduism, as long as I kill a cow, it is estimated that the third brother and three sisters will line up to protest to me. The cause of national liberation in China was bought back by countless martyrs with their lives, but the cause of national liberation of the Asans was completely boiled out by the "non-violent non-cooperation" movement, and the stubborn energy of the Indians made the British Empire have to admit defeat, and I have no leisure to spend three or five years with them.

Jian Tianhan saw my hesitation, and he couldn't solve it, so he scolded angrily: "What are you doing with so many cows in this hellish place?" This medicine is Spain, and it has long been circled up and killed one by one. ”

Yes! What a reminder of the dream!

My eyes lit up at Jian Tianhan's words, and I opened my mouth and asked, "Brothers, you all know the West Tooth Fighting Bull, right?" Although Wu Shuyuan didn't know what the sanitary napkin was for, he knew everything about bullfighting, and immediately said: "Of course I know, the matador holds a red cloth in one hand and a sword in the other......"

I glanced at Yamansha, quickly interrupted Wu Shuyuan's words, and continued: "That's it, let's leave the sword or anything behind, anyway, we can't kill cows in India, but these sacred cows, or we can make good use of them, let them help us kill zongzi." ”

Everyone didn't understand, and asked in amazement: "What are you talking nonsense Lao Hua?" Don't you see that although those demonized sacred cows don't fit well with the zongzi, can they still be safe after all? They are all low-end products that have been demonized, and there is not much hostility between them, why do you let the sacred cow help us kill the zongzi? ”

I laughed and said, "That's easy to say...... We know that after all animals are demonized, their own abilities will be greatly improved, not to mention strength, their visual and auditory abilities will also be greatly improved. ”

Everyone looked at each other: "So what? ”

I laughed and said, "Remember the big red cloth in the hands of the Spanish bullfighters?" When they fight bulls, they usually rely on the big red cloth to provoke the bulls to anger. That said, cattle are particularly sensitive to red cloth. Think about it, if we find a big red cloth and hang it under the helicopter to seduce the attention of the demonized sacred cows, will we be able to attract them to chase our helicopter frantically? ”

Everyone shook their heads when they heard this, and Sun Hongxu was the first to object: "I'm afraid it's a toss in vain, and the zongzi are not dead, you look at the zongzi below, when they see the sacred cow, they often take the initiative to back down, and they are rarely touched by the sacred cow." ”

I touched my smooth chin and laughed, "You're talking about this, don't forget that the dumplings in Mumbai City like to play dead." When they were fine, they lay upright on their backs in the streets and alleys and pretended to be dead...... Hehe, as long as we stir up the anger of the herd, and then take the herd around the city of Mumbai a few times in a helicopter, then wouldn't the dumplings in Mumbai city who are pretending to be dead ......"

When it came to this, even the stupidest old car was reflected, and everyone couldn't help but be excited and happy, only Sun Hongxu said worriedly: "Lao Hua, if your idea works, then soon Mumbai City will no longer be the world of zongzi." We'll have to be ready to face the provocation of the sea serpent at any time, and that's no fun. ”

As soon as he said this, everyone felt that a basin of cold water had been poured on their heads, and they all calmed down, and they all looked up at me. I said "En", nodded and said, "What Lao Sun said is right, this matter is indeed worrying." The reason why we can live in the city of Mumbai now is that nine times out of ten we have to thank the rice dumplings for us as security guards. I patted me on the waist and said with a smile: "But now we have an idea to deal with the sea snakes, tonight we will go and destroy the 'heart of the sea', and tomorrow we will start cleaning up the sea snakes." If they are obedient and willing to honestly serve as the patron saint of Bombay City, then forget it, if they are still fierce, I will use the bone flute to gather them all, and then let General Lai blow them up with medium-range missiles. ”

After everyone listened, they all began to rub their hands, and Cao Yijing said: "Since this is the case, then let's not come to Pune in vain this time, let's do an experiment first, and see if the red cloth can mobilize the blood of the demonized sacred cows." "But there was no red fabric on our helicopter at all, Yamantha was wearing a goose-yellow saree, and Guo Yahui was even more earthy and only wore a camouflage uniform.

So everyone began to offer suggestions and discuss where to find the big red cloth. Some say go to a department store, some propose to go to a textile factory, and some say ...... I patted my chest with a smile and said, "Then you don't need to think about it, isn't our five-star red flag just a big red cloth?" Pointing to the city of Pune outside the porthole, he continued: "There must be a Chinese consulate here, let's fly over and have a look, I guarantee that there will be our national flag in front of the gate of the consulate." ”

Sun Hongxu was happy when he heard it: "I said Lao Hua, there is no bullying like you, you said that we hang a five-star red flag on the plane and gallop across the land of India, if the locals see it, we Chinese must not be said to engage in aggression?" ”

I turned around, picked up Yamantha, put her on my lap, and asked with a grin, "Niu'er, this is how things are dripping...... and I talked about the actions we were going to put into action and the problems we were going to face, and finally asked: "You see, we are now worried about two issues: first, whether we will be opposed by the survivors if we play the sacred sacred cow of Hinduism like this; Second, we need a red cloth for experiments now, and the easiest way is to tie a five-star red flag to a warm helicopter, don't you feel awkward? ”

Yamantha blushed and asked, her eyes widened, "Can you still drive the sacred cow to serve you?" God, if you can do it, then all Indians will treat you as a living immortal. As for what instruments you use to guide the sacred cow, that is completely your freedom. She sighed and said, "India is not a very open country, and 99 percent of the people don't know the five-star red flag. ”

After listening to this, I had a bottom in my heart, patted Yamantha's back, pointed straight ahead with my hand, and shouted: "Old car, drive the plane to our embassy immediately." The old car turned around in the cab and said angrily: "How do I know where the consulate is?" ”

I was amused by him, and quickly asked Xiaojian to send a telegram to the headquarters of Fulodor, asking about the specific location of the Chinese consulate in Pune. Such a question was difficult to solve, and soon a telegram was sent back from the headquarters of Fullerdo, indicating the specific location of the Chinese consulate in Pune.

So we flew in a Chinook helicopter to the location of the Chinese consulate in Pune, and when we got there, it was nothing more than a small three-story building. In front of the gate of the small building, a flagpole stands high, and a huge five-star red flag is fluttering in the wind.

The city of Pune is full of zongzi and demonized sacred cows, and we dare not land. The old car slowly hovered the helicopter next to the big flagpole, and after we all grabbed it, Wu Shuyuan opened the cockpit door of the helicopter, leaned out half of his body, and reached out to begin to untie the rope that bound the five-star red flag.

I thought that he would soon marry our five-star red flag, but after a while, Wu Shuyuan actually slowly raised his hands and squatted at the door of the cabin without moving. So I shouted, "What are you doing?" Hurry up, let's go home. ”

Wu Shuyuan didn't look back, and whispered: "Don't shout, Lao Hua, someone is pointing a gun at me below......" (To be continued.) )