Episode 251 Ass Problem
With an embarrassed look on my face, I led the two of them to the bedroom prepared for me, and I was dumbfounded as soon as I entered. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 In front of the walls of this room, there is a shelf full of toothpaste, biscuits, bestsellers, and other travel goods, which seems to be a small supermarket at the airport.
The problem is that the fat man found us a plush bed out of nowhere, and an old-fashioned record player on the bedside table, supported by a broken record, and playing Elvis Presley's music. Even the light bulbs in the house have been replaced with pink...... The whole room was filled with a smell of ****.
To be on the safe side, I still called the brown panda into the house, although the brown panda can't kill the tiger king, it should be no problem to deal with the two little wolf cubs, right? And I feel more and more that something is wrong, the brown panda must be a mythical beast, and with me these days, the temper has become more and more like a cat, not like a bear. But it was very repulsive to the Scottish sisters, and the first time we met, I remember that it pushed two little Lori with its paws and a somersault.
Different from the embarrassing look I felt after entering the house, the two little Lori giggled and threw themselves on the big bed, shaking their buttocks hard, the elasticity of the big bed is very good, and it is definitely worth a lot of money. When the brown panda entered the house, it didn't look so violent, and its attention was focused on the shelves. First, he stretched out his paws and took down a pack of creamy biscuits, tore open the bag, poured all the biscuits into his mouth, didn't even chew them, and as soon as he raised his neck, he went into his stomach. With such a way of eating, he actually nodded contentedly, indicating that it was delicious and dizzy.
When I turned around, I saw that the Scottish sisters had all gone into the quilt...... To be honest, I'm a layman when it comes to the appearance of foreign women, and I can't tell how old they are in two grades. I kept reminding myself in my heart that these two girls were too young, and they must not move their hearts, otherwise there might be thunder and thunder.
Really standing in front of the big bed in a daze, I saw two little Loli in the quilt moving a few times, and then one of them stretched out a hand and threw out two small pink panties from the quilt...... I was dumbfounded, and asked, "...... you guys?" What are you doing here...... What are you doing******** the two little loli glanced at each other, their cheeks were pink, and they laughed together: "Aren't you going to touch the butts of the two of us?" How do you touch your panties without taking them off? ”
When I heard this, I immediately felt five thunderbolts, and my mouth opened wide: "How do you know...... Hungry, no, I mean, how can you think that? I wouldn't do that kind of thing. The two little Loli pouted together: "Still lie to us, there is a ventilation hole between the tower and the next room, and we heard what you said." ”
I'm dizzy, that's what happened. I leaned over and acted like a wolf grandmother: "You two listen to me, this matter is not our deliberate nonsense, it is really important, think about it, if there is a wolf around you every day, are you afraid?" ”
The two little Loli nodded together: "Scared!" With four eyes staring at me together, Resley said, "So, in order to clear up this misunderstanding, my sister and I decided to take this test. I exhaled and smiled, "You two are so good, don't worry, I'll be careful and won't hurt you." "Touching your ass is not spanking, it definitely won't hurt, I can swear to the Buddha about this.
The two little girls begged me together, "Then you should hurry up...... It's a bad feeling to be bare-assed. I put my hand into the quilt and touched Gesley's body, the tentacles were furry, and I couldn't help but be startled, and when I looked down, Gesri was lying on the bed with her face up and smiling at me, I ...... I stretched my eyes: "Just touch the buttocks, you don't need to check the front......"
Resri snorted and turned around obediently...... Smooth and tender, like a piece of tofu, I didn't find a tail. On Gesley's side, my sister's face was brighter than the big red cloth, and as soon as I stretched out my hand, she was so frightened that she hurriedly closed her eyes. Ahem, the plump ass tightens because of tension, and the skin is delicate like a piece of satin...... It is true that there is no tail, and the tail vertebrae, like normal people, are very degenerate.
I curtly withdrew my palm, and Resley said dissatisfiedly, "That's it?" Why do I think you don't take your work seriously? I sweat and laughed, "No need to check again...... There really isn't...... There's really nothing like that...... Go to bed. As he spoke, he got up and left the room.
Resli squinted at me on the other side of the bed: "Brother Hua, you have a nosebleed." "I was taken aback and felt like there was something ticking out of my nose...... Depend on! It's too embarrassing, grabbed a towel casually, covered his nose tightly, and finally stopped the bleeding, looked down, the faces of the two little Loli were a little weird, and hurriedly defended: "Hehe, what, it's a little hot these days......"
Resli sat up with a sly face, brought me a piece of pink silk fabric, and said, "Then you can't cover your nose with my sister's panties!" "I'm grass! When I took the thing in my hand to my eyes, I saw that it was a small pair of underwear...... I was so dizzy that I threw it away, took the silk fabric that Resri handed me, and covered my nose again.
Just breathed a sigh of relief, the two little Loli lying on the bed suddenly giggled, and even the shy sister laughed a little crazy. When I saw it, I was suspicious, I took down the things in my hand and looked at it, and I couldn't help but secretly complain, sure enough, it was another pair of underwear, and the nosebleed red on it.
I was so angry that I looked at Resley viciously, and the little girl was not afraid and said righteously: "My sister and I are twins, and I must have what she has since I was a child...... Hum! I was speechless, but fortunately the nosebleed was gone, and I quickly took my leave: "Okay, okay, I believe that you are innocent, and you are definitely not a werewolf...... Go to sleep...... I took my leave. As he spoke, he stood up and was about to leave.
The two little Loli were anxious, and said in unison: "You can't go." I looked embarrassed and coughed dryly, and said: "This is a military terminal, there are many garrisons, absolutely safe, you don't have to be afraid......" Before I finished speaking, Resli had a quick mouth, and had already said first: "Don't worry about this flower brother, we are not afraid...... But," said her sister Gasley, "but how can you touch our butts and leave?" ”
I stood at the head of the bed at a loss and said, "You're not afraid, I'm ......" Resley was unhappy: "Can you Chinese women's buttocks be touched by others at will?" I was sweating profusely: "Of course not...... Resley immediately asked fiercely, "So can we British women's butts be touched casually?" I secretly complained and stammered, "Don't be serious with me...... You're not a woman, you're basically a little girl. ”
Resli did it there, exposing half of her ass, not ashamed but proud: "What about the little girl?" Don't talk about us in the UK, even if you are China, the sin of molesting young girls is quite big, right? I was dumbfounded, and Ge Sili kindly comforted me: "Brother Hua, don't worry, even if the crime of molesting an underage girl is in China, it is not enough to be shot." "Dizzy.
I felt that this matter had to be changed from passive to active, so I put on a businesslike stinky face: "I didn't mean to bully you, I'm ......" Resley's mouth was fast, and she immediately said: "Yes, we know, check if the wolf girl's ass has a tail, what a good excuse......" turned back to Gesley and said: "Sister, our British feminist movement has been carried out for hundreds of years, I think we should protect our legitimate rights and interests." ”
I looked at Ge Sili with a blank eye, hoping that my quiet sister would be more sensible...... She said kindly: "It seems that this matter can only be told to Dad, and Dad will definitely seek justice for us." "Holy! Before I could react, Resley continued: "It's certain to tell Daddy, but Daddy is not around now, and I think we should go and tell Aunt Susan that she is the current Queen of England, and she must not ignore the humiliation of her own people." ”
I raised my hands high, so nervous that I forgot to hold a pair of panties in my hand: "Okay, okay, I'll just surrender...... You just took the initiative to cooperate with me to touch me, I can't be considered an obscene girl, right? The two little Loli said in unison: "You have a pistol on you, and you led such a boss and a bear into the house, we don't dare to resist!" ”
I glanced back at my brown panda, who was sitting under the shelves eating popcorn, so fluffy and delicious that he didn't even look at us.
I had no choice but to sit down, patted Ge Sili's head next to me, and said with a smile: "Okay, I didn't mean that, I meant to say, well, you see, this matter is not easy to deal with, so let's solve it privately...... So, what do you want to do? ”
The two little Loli exchanged glances, my sister suddenly became shy, and the quiet sister negotiated with me: "Such a thing can be solved by nothing more than punishment and compensation...... and asked me: "Now the street is full of things, and you will step on the platinum ring when you walk barefoot...... What can you compensate us? ”
Damn, I later learned that Gesley's dream was to be a lawyer...... I opened my mouth wide, but I didn't know what to say, I really didn't have anything to compensate them...... No, no, I woke up, and said, "Wait a minute, wait a minute," stared at the two little Loli for a long time, and said with a smile: "Don't play with me, when I touched my butt just now, I saw that you were very happy, why did you change your face for a while?" ”
The two little Loli giggled: "Stupid, we want to marry you......" I was dumbfounded: "What stupid things are you talking about?" You're not an adult......" Resley asked me, "Are you old?" "I said in my heart that I am not yet thirty years old, where am I old? He shook his head. Gesri blushed and asked, "Aren't we growing up?" I thought to myself that this must be impossible, so I shook my head again.
Then Sister Hua stretched out her four arms and spread her hands to me: "Then it's over......" Before I finished speaking, I jumped up from the head of the bed at a height, ran away, ran away in the wilderness, ran out of the door in one breath, closed the door with a touch, and stood against the door, and couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.
I heard two little Loli complaining to each other in the house: "Look at you, scared him away." It was Gesley's voice. Resli comforted her sister: "It's okay, the monk can't run the temple if he can run...... "I'm dizzy, after all, I learned Chinese, and I can say such tasteless words."
My sister also smiled and said, "But he's really stupid, and he still wants to touch our tails...... Lesley was proud: "Hehe, werewolves don't have tails for a long time, and they don't even know about it......" Gesli hurriedly whispered: "Shh, don't talk about this topic again in the future, you can't let people know our identities......"
I've heard it like five thunderbolts, I've said it many times, I'm a writer of novels, and I know what it means when I hear the strings, and the conversation between the Scottish sisters just now almost acknowledges the identity of the wolf girl, but what they say is very vague, and they don't admit it directly, and they don't mention any evidence.
In a daze, the dead fat man staggered over from the corridor and stood in front of me and looked at me for a minute: "Old flower, did you really do it?" I woke up and was stunned, "What's the matter?" The dead fat man snorted, took something from my hand, and unfolded it to see a small pink panty with blood stains on it.
I snatched it and stammered: "I grass, don't think about it, I didn't do anything...... the dead fat man Eun sighed a few times, stuffed the little panties back into my pocket, and said: "I know, you didn't do anything, this panties and the blood stains on it are also transparent, I didn't see anything." After saying that, he hummed a rogue song, shook it three times, and walked to the office.
I hurriedly chased after him, grabbed him, and said: "Fat brother, the matter of the wolf girl ......" The dead fat man looked back at me: "You ****** idiot, do you really think there is a wolf girl?" Now I was furious, and shouted, "You don't believe in wolf girls at all? The dead fat man was proud: "As long as you do those two foreign girls, I will believe you that the old sow has five legs." "What kind of person, this is.
The dead fat man looked at me in a daze, and patted me on the shoulder: "Don't worry, I'll do my best to bear it for you, and on the little Lori's side, don't worry, I'll raise you after giving birth." He pushed me back to the temporarily rebuilt "cave room" and said with a smile: "Don't blow the cold wind just after exercising, be careful of catching a cold." He slammed the door shut.
I stood at the door in a dilemma, I had the heart to leave, and I was reluctant to give the werewolf clues, so stay, this environment is too ****** weird...... Resli got out of bed, took my arm and begged, "Don't go away, we're a little scared when you go......"
I snorted inwardly, thinking to myself, you are a wolf girl, are you afraid of a fart? London has been invaded by the virus for so long, cleaned up by the Sea Tribe, and finally searched countless times by the Batmen, and you two little girls can still survive, and you dare to run around the streets, and a fool can guess that there is something wrong with you.
But one thing is clear, these two little girls must have no ill will towards me, otherwise they would have killed me a long time ago...... I don't have to do it myself, and when I'm in hand-to-hand combat with Batman, as soon as Gasley stops the bagpipes, I guess I'll be killed for losing my courage.
After thinking about this, I didn't get nervous, just hummed lightly, and climbed into the bed with Resri, and got into the quilt. Of course, I still don't dare to take off my clothes. Wolf girls or normal people, after all, neither of them is underage, and they are still two months away from the minimum standard.
But when I thought that these two little Loli were now bare-bottomed, I quickly took both hands out of the bed, stabilized my mood, and said, "Okay, we don't have to go around in circles, let's be honest, you two little wolf girls, what do you want?" ”
I buttoned up such a big hat, and the two little Loli were stunned, and said in unison: "We are not wolf girls." I decided to use the beautiful man trick and put my arm around the heads of the two of them: "You want to marry me, don't you?" Seeing that they nodded together, he continued: "Lovers must be honest with each other, right?" ”
The two little Loli didn't understand, and Gesri asked, "What does it mean to be honest?" When I heard someone ask for advice, I immediately explained to them: "In ancient times, people relied on wars to settle disputes, but later they found that fighting wars is not a way to do so, so it is better for everyone to sit down and negotiate." Of course, after fighting for so long, they were wary of each other, and in order not to make each other suspicious, everyone agreed not to wear shirts, and everyone was shirtless, to show that they were not carrying any weapons. ”
Gesri hesitated and said, "Do you want to ...... Would you like to be honest with us? As soon as I nodded, Lesley began to take off her shirt, and I was startled, and hurriedly held her down, and said, "Comprehend the spirit, just comprehend the spirit." "******, I don't want to have any more nosebleeds.
Resli pouted, "Okay, I understand the spirit...... What do you want to know? I made sure that she didn't secretly undress, and then I put my mind at ease: "Are you from the wolf clan?" Resli opened her mouth and didn't speak, and her sister Gesley tilted her head and pillowed my arm, and said with a smile: "When you see my dad in a few days, you can go and ask him directly." Resri added, "By the way, tell me how you touched our butts, Baron Lonette's temper is notoriously hot-tempered throughout Scotland, and you can just take a look." ”
I couldn't help but widen my eyes, and the two little Loli seemed to feel that they didn't hit me enough, and Gesri continued: "If you don't marry us, my father will probably fight you in a duel." I almost jumped out of bed in fright, and Resley asked me, "How are your fighting skills?" When I said that I was on the same level as the duck, Gesri smiled and comforted me, "It's okay, my dad is nothing great, he just killed a black bear with his bare hands." The brown panda was eating popcorn happily, but when he heard this, he immediately looked at the bed dissatisfied. (To be continued.) )