Chapter 1671: Brother Guo's Bandit Chronicle (1)
"Qin Guogong, this is Douzigang?"
"Shhhh Don't call me Qin Guogong, didn't we say okay? When we arrived at Douzigang, we were commensurate with brother and sister. I am your brother, my name is Guo Dabao. You are my sister, called Guo Xiaohua. ”
Yizhi Huahua pouted and said, "I still think it's better for us to be a husband and wife." Say that we are brothers and sisters, and we don't look alike, can people believe it? ”
"Saying that we are husband and wife, people don't believe it! I'm so handsome, can I marry a wife like you? ”
"That's right. By the way, you say you're an inverted door. ”
"It's not enough to get into it...... It's enough to be wronged, but I don't pick a good person...... I'm not afraid to tell you, I've really gotten into it...... Hey, no, there's movement behind us. ”
When the two of them looked back, they saw a group of people slowly walking by. The first one, five short in stature, with a swarthy complexion, rode a short pony, followed by twenty or thirty foot soldiers, and drove two large carts.
The black-faced man was also surprised when he saw Guo Ye and the others, reined in his horse, and said, "Who are you?" Dare to spy on my Douzigang, are you tired of it? ”
Guo Ye hurriedly clenched his fists and said, "This big brother, but is he a hero in Douzigang?" In Xia Guo Dabao, when he came to Guibao Land, there was no malice. I am...... I'm here to join in. ”
"Occupancy?" The black-faced man looked Guo Ye up and down a few times, and said: "Look at you, a person with fine skin and tender meat, it doesn't look like a knife to make a living, but like a scholar, why do you want to come to Douzigang and fall into the grass?" Say! Are you a spy sent by the government? ”
Guo Yedao: "If you look good, you are a spy sent by the government?" I don't like to hear what you say. As the saying goes, people can't look good, and the sea can't fight. Isn't it okay for me to be born with a good face and an evil heart? And besides...... How dangerous it is to be a spy, have you ever seen a spy with a female dependent? ”
The black-faced man nodded and said, "Not to mention taking a female dependent as a spy, it is rare to bring a female dependent." That's right, women...... Female ......"
Guo Ye pointed to Yizhi Huahua with his hand and said, "It is inconvenient for girls to go out. I just asked her to change into men's clothes, in fact, she is my sister, Guo Xiaohua. ”
Yizhi Huahua smiled "Yanran", blessed her body, and said, "This big brother is invited." Sister Xiaohua is polite. ”
The black-faced man pointed at Yizhi Huahua with his hand, turned his head, and said to Guo Ye: "Your sister has such a respectful appearance, and it is inconvenient to go out?" Are you sorry? Say! Are you asking your sister to dress up as a man and take advantage of a man! ”
Guo Ye waved his hand again and again, and said, "You think so, but you misunderstand us." I mean...... She is more pleasing to the eye when she wears men's clothes, but if she wears women's clothes, it will be even more ugly and will cause a lot of inconvenience to others. At the very least, eat less than two bowls of rice a day. That's why she wore women's clothes...... That's what it means. ”
"That's pretty much it...... Wrong! The black-faced man said angrily: "If you bring her into Douzigang, won't that make it inconvenient for our masters in Douzigang?" You kid, you still haven't been kind. ”
Guo Ye said: "What you said is even more wrong. What do we do with Douzioka Qunxiong? Kill officials and rebel! Maybe one day it will be exterminated by the government. At such times, it is necessary to recruit talents without sticking to one pattern, rather than obsessing over skin appearance. What's wrong with my sister's ugliness? Is it okay if she really has the ability? I won't talk nonsense with you, hurry up and lead me to your boss, I'll talk to him. ”
"Really? What do you think this pig can do besides eating? ”
Yizhi Huahua said angrily: "Who are you talking about pigs?" Who do you say is a pig? Annoyed my aunt and grandmother, I ......"
"How?"
Guo Ye glanced at Yizhi Huahua and said, "Do it!" ”
Yizhi Huahua is Yang Fengyi's apprentice, and his martial arts are quite good. Hearing this, he made a big effort with his feet, flew and jumped on the horse's back, big fart. He arched and said, "You can go down for me!" ”
Before the black-faced man could understand what was going on, he was knocked off the horse by Yizhi Huahua. Guo Ye stepped forward, holding a sword, pointing directly at the choked throat of the black-faced man, and said, "Don't move!" ”
"You are so bold that you dare to spread wild on our master's land!"
The minions drew their swords and surrounded the two of them.
The black-faced man said angrily: "You...... You're a spy sent by the government! ”
"Cut! What a spy! Didn't I just say that? My brother and sister are here to join us. ”
"Then why do you ...... Why do you treat me like this? ”
Guo Ye sneered: "There is a saying that wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat, and dogs travel thousands of miles to eat." I, Guo Dabao, are here to join in, but I'm not here to be angry. Not revealed. A little ability, you still think our brothers and sisters are easy to bully! ”
"Then you're going to let me go!"
"What's so hard about that?"
Guo Ye removed the tip of the sword and said, "You have also seen the skills of our brothers and sisters, now, we can talk about joining the gang." ”
"Well said, well said. Who the hell are you? Who else is in the house? Why did you come to Douzigang......" The black-faced man said as he stepped back, and suddenly he let out a loud shout and said, "Chop them!" Damn, dare to do something to my Black Tower, I'm going to break you into pieces! ”
The black-faced man thinks very well, how big are these two people? Can one be ten? Two fists are hard to beat with four hands, and heroes can't stand up to many people, even tigers have to be afraid of wolves. The gang of people he brought with him were all bandits from Douzigang, and it wouldn't be long before the two of them had to be dismembered by the blade.
However, the truth was too different from what he thought. These bandits, in front of Guo Ye and Yizhi Huahua, are like two or three-year-old naughty boys, and they are not a threat at all. It didn't take long for them to be knocked to the ground, along with the black-faced man. Fortunately, Guo Ye spared his hand, but he didn't cause any death.
Guo Ye held the sword in his hand and said, "Do you want to die or live?" ”
"How can you say that you want to die, and how can you say that you want to live?"
"If you want to die, I will send you all to see Hades with one sword."
"What about wanting to live?"
"In teams of two, tie each other up."
The wicked have their own wicked grinding, and this gang of bandits has no power to resist in front of Guo Ye. After a while, a team of two will tie your hands.
Only the black-faced man struggled to stand up and said, "You...... Kill me! ”
"Why am I killing you? If you kill you, can you still join the gang? ”
"You still want to join the gang?" The black-faced man looked at Guo Ye as if he was looking at an alien, and said, "Aren't you afraid that when you get to Dazhai, Lao Tzu will turn his face again?" Let me tell you, several of our leaders in Douzigang are all at the top of their martial arts. When you get there, you won't be able to please you! ”
"Hehe, then I'm going to see it even more! A small black man who leads the way with his head in front of him. ”
The black-faced man still didn't move, and said, "You can kill me......"
"I said, little man, what's wrong with you today, why are you always dead. I didn't want your life, so I wanted to come to your Douzigang to join the gang. ”
"Hmph, who knows if what you said is true or not. In case you are really a spy sent by the government, and I bring you over, won't that lure the wolf into the house? I'm not a man to betray my friends. ”
Yizhi Huahua said: "Do you think that if we kill you, there will be no one to lead the way?" What about so many people here? There are always people who are greedy for life and afraid of death. ”
The black-faced man said, "You don't understand this." Our Douzigang can have today, on the one hand, it depends on the bravery of our brothers, and on the other hand, it depends on being careful in everything. If you don't have my lead, you rely on them alone? Hmph, inside the bean hill, there are dark whistles all over the place, and by the time you get to the place, the brothers will have already run out. ”
"Is that true?"
"I'm going to die, why are you lying to you?"
"Well, I've been defeated by you." Guo Ye sighed and said, "We won't kill you either." Tell me, how can you believe that we are not government spies? ”