206, the serious girl is a little stupid
Five thousand yellow turban wrestlers, "woo ya" screamed and rushed to the battlefield, they ** the upper body, the lower body is wearing a pair of linen pants, and a yellow scarf is wrapped around the top of the head, wearing a lot, at this time it is already the end of autumn and early winter, the yellow turban wrestler is not afraid of the cold, this is also a strange thing.
The Yellow Turban Warrior's weapons are basically all heavy weapons, some are hammers used by blacksmiths to beat iron, some are giant axes used to cut trees, and some simply carry an iron rod in their hands...... Someone else was carrying a stone grinding disc. In terms of the quality of equipment, the Yellow Turban Thieves are incomparable with the regular army, but when it comes to the fighting spirit of fighting for their lives, the Yellow Turban Thieves admit that they are second, and there is no first place in the world.
As soon as the five thousand yellow scarves appeared, Yuan Shaojun's military formation shook greatly, Yuan Shao just sat down to rest, and changed his eldest daughter Yuan Tan to use the "halberd", as soon as he saw the yellow turban wrestler appear, Yuan Shao brushed the ground and jumped up again. The wrinkles on her ugly face almost squeezed together: "Bastard...... Why did the Yellow Turban Thief help Gongsun Jun? ”
The royal sister Tian Feng, who was escorted in the camp, shouted again: "Lord, retreat quickly, it's still too late...... Even if the enemy pursues, we can save a certain amount of strength and leave it for a comeback. ”
Yuan Shao listened to Tian Feng's shout, and her heart was troubled, she shouted: "Don't retreat, call me, isn't it five thousand yellow scarves?" Let the front line divide 20,000 men to deal with the Yellow Turban Warriors, and our forces will still be superior. ”
Yuan Shaojun passed the flag order, the military formation changed, and half of the halberd soldiers mixed with 20,000 infantry greeted the new Yellow Turban Warriors. Euphorbia is Yuan Shao's pride, each of them wears the finest armor, holds a sharp halberd, and arms a 10,000-strong Euphorbia army, almost half of Yuan Shao's military expenses, and the weapons in the hands of ordinary soldiers can't penetrate the armor of the Euphorbia at all.
In addition, Yuan Shao had a blue "Euphorbia" to support the Euphorbia, which made this army invincible, in the entire Hebei, except for the white horse of the Gongsun family, no army could compete with the Euphorbia, so the Euphorbia did not hesitate to meet the Yellow Turban Warrior.
However, today's Euphorbia is considered to be a bad luck, as soon as the two armies clashed, the Euphorbia was swept down a large area, and it turned out that the heavy weapon in the hands of the Yellow Turban Lux happened to be the nemesis of the Euphorbia Iron Armor. Ordinary swords, guns, and halberds are not afraid, but most of the Yellow Turban wrestlers use heavy things such as giant hammers, giant axes, and stone grinding discs.
In addition, the Euphorbia's military skills are also one level lower than the Yellow Turban Warrior, this time Yuan Shao's proud Euphorbia is completely at a disadvantage, fortunately, Yuan Shaojun's troops are very strong, and there are 20,000 miscellaneous soldiers in addition to the Euphorbia.
"Yuan Shao is crazy? So that the army will not be withdrawn? "Sun Yu Great Khan, this is really a stubborn master. When the main force of the Yellow Turban Army arrives in a while, see if you cry or not.
Sun Yu thought as he looked up at the high watchtower, where Xu Huang and Zhang He were fighting in gold. Zhang He is already the last general of Yuan Shao who is still fighting the front line, so he simply took down this guy.
Sun Yu ran to the guard tower with Zhao Yun in his arms, and whispered to Zhao Yun: "You go back to the lord's sister to rest for a while, I have to get off the horse for a while." ”
Zhao Yun nodded obediently: "I have long wanted to go back...... There are enemies all around, so scary! ”
Sun Yu patted her on the head, jumped off the horse, and climbed the wooden ladder of the watchtower.
Seeing Sun Yu get off the horse, Zhao Yun became alone, she didn't dare to stay in the enemy army for too long, she gently patted the head of the night jade lion, the pony spread its four hooves, jumped over thousands of troops, and easily returned to the soft girl's side.
The soft girl said softly: "Little boy dragon, come and hide behind me...... It's been a long time, but you've gotten better. ”
Zhao Yun grinned and grinned, and a trace of peach actually flew on his fair face: "I'm not good, it's just that my pony is powerful, hehe!" With it, I'm not afraid of others killing me, and it's so good at escaping! ”
The soft girl stroked her head twice and said with a smile: "It's a top-notch war horse, but you use it to escape...... What a ......."
Sun Yu climbed up the wooden ladder for a few feet, and when he was halfway up, he felt that the entire watchtower was shaking, and the huge impact passed down from the top of the watchtower along the wooden pillar, shaking the entire watchtower to the point that it was about to collapse, and there were golden streamers crossing his head from time to time.
Sun Yu took a deep breath, raised his hands and feet, and climbed onto the top of the sentry tower with a bang. I saw that Zhang He and Xu Huang were fighting at a critical juncture, and the iron spear and the Xuanhua axe were "dang" in the air, and the two took two steps back together. At the beginning, Zhang He's strength was not as good as Xu Huang's, and he had to suffer every time he attacked, but after a long time, the "high-spirited" effect was launched, and the serious girl Zhang He became stronger and stronger, and now he can use an iron gun to meet the giant axe without suffering in strength.
Sun Yu grabbed the iron gun in his hand, stood behind Zhang He, formed a flanking attack with Xu Huang, and then sighed: "General Zhang...... Surrender! One-on-two, you don't have a chance of winning. ”
The serious girl also saw Sun Yu coming, she secretly screamed in her heart that it was not good, hearing Sun Yu's words, her expression on a cold face did not move at all, she turned around, faced Sun Yu, threw Xu Huang behind, stared at Sun Yu seriously for a while, and then said: "I can die in battle, I can't surrender!" ”
"Dizzy!" Sun Yu looked at the beautiful face of the serious girl, her face was covered with sweat at this time, there was a touch of perseverance in her eyebrows and eyes, and her black and white eyes were like a landscape painting splashed with ink...... How could I have been killed by such a beautiful young woman...... Sun Yu stubbornly said: "General Zhang, how bad it is to shout and kill, you are not Yuan Shao's general, but Lord Han Fu's general, since you can descend Yuan Shao, why can't you descend me?" ”
A red line flashed quickly on the calm and composed face of the serious girl, and she said word by word: "Yuan Shao will not tease me like you!" ”
Pour, just because of this? So fight to the death with me? Sun Yu sweated and couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Just because I said you were beautiful?" I'm praising you, but you don't bother to fight with me, it's so unreasonable, isn't it? ”
The serious girl's body trembled slightly, and she whispered at a fast speed: "If you just say that I am beautiful, of course I am happy...... But then you say you fell in love with me at first sight, and then you say you're joking! This thing...... It can't be solved if one of the two of us doesn't die! ”
Isn't it, such a small matter can only be solved by a dead person? Sun Yu Khan, are you too serious? I don't hate serious women, but I can't take it that seriously.
The serious girl didn't bother to say more, she raised her iron gun and stabbed Sun Yu head-on.
Sun Yu sighed and raised his gun to meet the attack, and Xu Huang, the Niu B girl on the other side, also immediately swung his axe to join the battle group. The one-on-one words of a serious girl are about the same as Sun Yu Xu Huang's strength, and this one against two suddenly fell behind.
In less than five rounds, the serious girl was already in danger, and she was almost injured under Sun Yu's gun several times, if it weren't for Sun Yu's reluctance to stab, the serious girl would have already hung the lottery. Sun Yu was reluctant to stab her, and there was a reason, Zhang He was a famous general in the Three Kingdoms, so it seemed a bit of a waste to stab her to death with such a shot; And she is a beautiful girl, Sun Yu does not kill beautiful women; The most critical one, Sun Yu always feels that serious girls can be fought for, and they don't have to fight to the death.
At this time, the serious girl was forced by Sun Yu to float on her feet again, and took a few steps back. Niu B's sister took the opportunity to slash at the back of the serious girl's heart with an axe. The serious girl was powerless to dodge, so she had to close her eyes and wait for death, waiting for the axe to fall on her.
Sun Yu shouted: "Keep people!" "Stepped forward and grabbed the axe of the cow girl, and with the other hand grabbed the serious girl, and took it into his arms, his strength was much greater than that of the serious girl, and this time the serious girl was tightly clamped in the crook of the arm. The serious girl struggled twice, but she still couldn't move, and couldn't help but say angrily: "What are you doing? Kill me! ”
Both of them were wearing iron armor, although Sun Yu held her, and the two of them were sticking to death, but the iron armor was holding the iron armor, but it didn't look charming, Sun Yu didn't have a trace of evil thoughts in his heart, and the serious girl didn't feel inappropriate.
Seeing that Sun Yu restrained the serious girl, Niu B's sister couldn't help but smile and said, "What are you doing here?" Isn't it okay to chop it with an axe? This woman speaks better than me, and she is going to die at every turn, and she is just the fulfillment of her. ”
Before Sun Yu could explain, Niu B's sister nodded to the sky and continued: "It turns out that you really fell in love with her at first sight?" Are you going to take her back to marry her? ”
Scared, why did your brain spin so fast? I haven't said anything yet! Sun Yu Khan.
Unexpectedly, Zhang He, a serious girl who had been struggling, heard Xu Huang's words, and suddenly stopped struggling, her delicate face was full of incredible expressions, and she stammered to Sun Yu: "Huh...... Ay...... Ah...... You told this fool with an axe not to kill me, that is...... In order to catch me and go back to be a wife? ”
Dizzy, don't believe this neurotic word casually, Sun Yu was in a hurry and hurriedly wanted to explain.
But the serious girl obviously has a bad habit of not listening to other people's explanations, her face flushed, and she said bluntly: "It turns out ...... You really fell in love with me at first sight! Even your subordinates know it, it doesn't seem like it's lying to me......"
Hey, it's not good to talk to yourself, how about listening to me? Sun Yu's mouth opened, and he hurriedly said: "No......"
As soon as the word "no" came out, I saw that the serious girl was very serious, very serious, and nodded at Sun Yu with certainty: "You are the first man in the world to say that I am beautiful, and I am not bad-looking, can I ...... Cough...... It is also the strongest among men...... Although I was reluctant...... But...... I reluctantly agreed to marry you! ”
Poof!
Sun Yu spat out a mouthful of blood from the top of the watchtower! Hey, serious girl, it turns out that under your serious face, there is a nymphomaniac's heart, please, listen to me, okay? Don't talk to yourself!
The Niu B girl next to her came over, patted Sun Yu and Zhang He's shoulders, and said with her nostrils facing the sky: "Yes, I didn't expect to fight here and actually have a marriage, this will definitely be a good story!" ”
Cow B girl, serious girl...... Feed...... Feed...... Listen to my explanation as no? Sun Yu was dizzy.
(To be continued)