Chapter 6: Samsara (Verse 16)
As I walked, the originally rugged road under my feet began to become difficult, and I felt that I was getting steeper and steeper, and the sound of wild dogs could be heard in the distance. He turned his head and asked Zhang Tou'er, "Old Zhang, I found that you can keep up with the times." What is the meaning of our network in the yang world? Do you often use the Internet?"
Zhang Tou'er panicked when he heard it, "Gui...... Noble, I ...... I went to the sun only after going to the sun...... net, but not once serious things were pulled down. He began to stutter.
"What are you shaking, I don't care about these things. I forgot what to ask you when you were talking like this?By the way, what kind of dog is this, what is the origin?" Fang Bolin paused and took a breath.
"Are you tired?" Zhang Tou'er pointed to the big stone on the side of the road and motioned for him to sit down and rest.
"Even if you hang yourself, you have to take a breath, how do you say we will live in this dog ridge?" Fang Bolin exhaled.
"Nobleman, this 'Vicious Dog Ridge' and 'Jinji Mountain' are the same, tens of thousands of wild dogs are running all over the mountain, it's okay if you don't tease it. But these wild dogs were abused to death by people before they died, so if you have abused or killed dogs before, then you should be careful. These dogs can smell a sniff from you, so just wait for them to tear you to pieces, what about me...... I can't help it. Zhang Touer said with his hands outstretched.
"Your Excellency, please see. Zhang Tou'er rolled up his sleeves, and he could clearly see a clear bite mark on it.
"They bite?" Fang Bolin pointed ahead, and the sound was heard more clearly.
"I was a hunter when I was alive, I died suddenly in the forest while hunting, and I was found by my family three days after my death, and when they set up my spirit, I was escorted to the 'Evil Dog Ridge' by the Yin soldiers, and the dog beating sticks and food bags were not ready. So when I passed the 'Vicious Dog Ridge', I was trembling, thinking that although I hunted for a living, I had never killed a dog, and I thought that I could make a safe transition.
The 'Vicious Dog Ridge' was halfway through, and as soon as I breathed a sigh of relief, a big dog fell from the sky and pounced on me, opened its mouth and licked it in my face, and the warm smell scared me away. It actually bit me, and to my laugh's content, I almost fainted when I saw the dog.
"What? that dog is your family?" Fang Bolin asked rhetorically.
"How do you know, noble?" said Zhang Tou'er's face was full of surprise.
"What's this, the online novels and movies and TV series in the yang world are all played like this. Fang Berlin laughed.
"It turned out to be the dog 'Ah Biao' that my family used to raise, it was brought back by me since I was a child and raised until I died, and I have a very good relationship, and sometimes I take it with me for hunting. Zhang Tou'er said as he touched the wound on his wrist.
"Forget it, this dog is not familiar with it, and even the owner bites. Fang Bolin waved his hand.
"Your honor, I thought so at the time. But later I found out that I had wronged the dog, and it turned out that it saw me coming, and it pounced on me when it was happy. Seeing me push it, I was in a hurry, and just as my hand reached into its mouth, its mouth happened to close at that time. Zhang Tou'er had a bitter face.
Fang Bolin smiled when he heard this, and shook his head, "Then I don't know if it's a dog wronged or you are wronged, you two have time to sit down and slowly settle this messy account." ”
"But......" Zhang Tou'er wanted to speak, but stopped.
"That dog is dead? Oh, no...... Reincarnated?" Fang Berlin patted Zhang Tou'er on the shoulder comfortingly.
"It'...... I stayed in the mansion and I didn't bring it with me. Zhang Tou'er looked up and looked thoughtfully ahead.
"Oh, you also came from there?" Fang Berlin's eyes rolled.
"Over there, oh, the noble man is referring to the mansion, right?" Zhang Tou'er suddenly looked left and right, and then lowered his voice.
Fang Bolin nodded.
"Noble, forgive me for talking too much, don't mention any big mansions and small mansions on our side, if you let the young lady and the master listen, they will destroy you. After Zhang Tou'er finished speaking, he glanced around again.
"Why?" Fang Berlin looked puzzled.
"Listen to me, I see that you are kind and have no arrogance, so I have the courage to speak, although you have a relationship with Miss...... Not...... Very good. But the word 'small house' is a big taboo on our side, so don't mention it again. Hey, didn't the Seventh Master and the Eighth Master mention this taboo to you?" Zhang Tou'er frowned.
"I'm so amiable, I heard them say that Zhang Tou'er and your men didn't do anything wrong with them along the way, which is admirable. Fang Bolin gave him a thumbs up.
"What's this? Everyone is born in hard work, and if they die, they will die, how can they withstand so many tosses?" Zhang Tou'er seemed to have a feeling.
"I think Zhang Tou'er is also a man, if he doesn't give up, how about everyone chatting and talking on the way to pass the time?" Fang Bolin looked at the honest man in front of him.
"Then thank you, don't dislike me and others for being rude people, may I ask you, along the way, have the seven masters and eight masters introduced the situation on our side to the nobles?"
"Oh, just now you mentioned the seventh master and the eighth master, I rarely talked to the seventh master along the way, but the eighth master was more talkative, and we talked quite a lot. Fang Bolin was a little surprised by the topic he asked.
"Your honor, please forgive me...... Forget it......" Zhang Tou'er wanted to speak and stopped.
"I also said just now, I respect Brother Zhang for being a man, just say anything directly," Fang Bolin said as he secretly noticed the change in Zhang Tou'er's expression.
"Let's talk about it after the 'Vicious Dog Ridge', I can't tell for a while. Zhang Tou'er pointed ahead, at this time he could hear the sound of dogs barking in the mountains, in the yang world in order to sue him he had also gone to some breeding dog farms to collect evidence, what he heard was nothing more than two or three hundred dogs barking at the same time. Now it's different, hearing more than tens of thousands of dogs barking, and dogs of different breeds in all directions seem to form a net. And Fang Bolin was already in the middle of this kind of dog sound, this nasty sound made the earth tremble slightly, and people were terrified when they heard it.
"You are in the yang world, who has killed and abused dogs, quickly admit it? Otherwise, you will be bitten by vicious dogs when you cross the 'Vicious Dog Ridge', and it is a pity that we did not remind you. Zhang Tou'er shouted to everyone.
Everyone looked at each other and shook their heads, and then a girl timidly raised her hand, "Zhang Tou'er, I...... I've eaten dog meat, does that count?" As soon as she finished speaking, there was a lot of discussion for a while, and all eyes fell on Zhang Tou'er.
"It doesn't matter, as long as you haven't been involved in killing or abusing dogs. Zhang Tou'er shook his head.
"Huh" The people present invariably breathed a sigh of relief.
"I ..... I have something to say..... I ....." Zhang Hongde's face was pale and trembling.
"What's wrong with you?" Zhang Tou'er looked at him.
"I ..... admit that I killed dogs, and when I was eight years old, I went to play in the back mountain, and I saw a kennel, a male and a female, and four small milk dogs. Unexpectedly, the male dog chased me for a mile, and I crawled home with a roll, and my father saw it and beat me violently. I couldn't get angry, so I secretly went to the garage and stole some gasoline while the driver wasn't looking. The next morning after the second class, I pretended to have a stomachache and the teacher immediately informed my dad. Dad told the driver to pick me up, and then I went back to the house to rest. While the nanny wasn't looking, I went out with petrol and found the kennel, which I feared would alarm the people around me if it wailed. He crushed 'chlorpheniramine' and spread it on the bread, and then threw the bread to the dogs. Because I know that 'chlorpheniramine' will make people doze off when they eat it. Just after the dog ate the bread and began to doze off, I poured gasoline on the dog and lit a fire......" Speaking of this, Zhang Hongde was already in tears and fell to the ground crying.
The fat man's eyes breathed fire, separated everyone and came to Zhang Hongde, raised his foot and kicked Zhang Hongde into the mud.
Fang Bolin stopped the fat man, "Don't get excited, we don't have much time, don't waste it here, since Zhang Hongde is honest about what he did, we should think of a way to see how we can help him get through this hurdle, let's listen to Zhang Tou'er." ”
Zhang Touer thought for a while, "I haven't used this method before, but I just heard it, do you want to try it?"
"Now that I have lost my mana and my combat effectiveness, I can only believe Zhang Tou'er if I can use my whole body to talk about it. Thinking of this, Fang Berlin nodded, "We all listened to you. ”
"Okay, what Zhang Hongde did, he definitely won't be able to pass the 'Vicious Dog Ridge', try my method. Fortunately, you are all pure yang bodies and not real ghosts, and these evil dogs are indeed yin spirit bodies. The most feared are the Dharma weapons of Taoism and Buddhism, and the most filthy things on ..... people's bodies. ”
"The most filthy thing in man...... and urine?" the fat man reacted quite quickly.
"Yes, if you want to save him, pour urine and on him, those hungry dogs are afraid of this. Zhang Tou'er nodded affirmatively.
"I was the first to come, and the girls turned their heads. The fat man rushed forward, unchained his trousers, and came. While pulling, he said to Zhang Hongde, "Deshao, I helped you because we usually have a good relationship, don't forget to repay me." After listening to Zhang Hongde's evil deeds, the others deeply felt that this person was unrighteous and violent.
The ghost pawn didn't know where he found a clay pot that had been used by a family to burn the Styx, and a few girls moved the pot behind the tree and sala to their heart's content. Soon, the female classmates finished their business, and several male classmates took turns to go in to add ingredients.
When everything was over, Zhang Tou'er said, "Which one is not too dirty, take out the pot of fertile field materials and pour it on this master's head......"
"I'm coming" The fat man arrived, and he picked up the pot of treasures and walked behind Zhang Hongde, "De Shao, the treasure is here, I will give you a 'rain from the sky', cool you....." After saying that, pouring it from the beginning, how fast that scene is. The fat man threw the basin after pouring it, and everyone applauded in unison.