Chapter 4: Haunted House No. 18 (Part II)
returned to the villa and rummaged for a while, not to mention, Liu Sanxi finally found a net that God knows what the owner used to do. When Liu Sanxi took this net and hurried over, he happened to see that Shi Shaoying had already taken off his shoes, facing this scene, Liu Sanxi had to roll his eyes again, this uncle, wouldn't he be upset about waiting and planning to jump directly into the septic tank, right? !
Shi Shaoying took the net and tested the hardness of the wooden pole, he glanced at Liu Sanxi, "When you were in the mountains, didn't you pick up dung to water vegetables?" ”
"Yes, there were, but I never jumped over the dung kang."
"I skipped," Shi Shaoying said lightly, "I spent four hours in the dung kang, and in order to maintain my strength, I also ate a packet of compressed biscuits in the dung kang, plus a small bag of beef in sauce. ”
"Uh......"
Liu Sanxi's throat couldn't help but swell up and down.
At this time, Shi Shaoying had already stirred the net into a manure tank, and felt a reaction force coming from the wooden pole, Shi Shaoying clenched the wooden handle, and suddenly lifted it upward, a long strip, dark green all over the body, and something more than two feet long, was scooped up by him and thrown to the grass beside him.
The strange creature, desperately bouncing its body on the grass, making a "pop" sound, its strength is very great, every time it can bounce two or three feet high, every time it jumps high, its tail keeps writhing in the air, as if it wants to use this method, out of this grass, back into the septic tank.
Faced with this absolutely weird scene, which greatly exceeded the limit of normal people's understanding, Liu Sanxi only felt that his legs were soft and his mouth was dry, if it weren't for Shi Shaoying still squatting there with an interested face, Liu Sanxi would really turn around and run away desperately.
That strange creature probably didn't adapt to Lu's living environment, and under Shi Shaoying's smiling gaze, its jump height became lower and lower, and finally only the strength left to wriggle helplessly on the grass. It was only at this time that Shi Shaoying stood up, raised his flashlight and looked at the other party at close range.
This strange creature, more than two feet long, weighed five or six kilograms to the touch, its elongated body like a snake, with an unstandard triangular shape, and four striking whiskers on its cone-shaped head, and a pair of tiny wings in the lower third of its head.
Looking at the soft and greasy body of this play, glowing with thick dark green under the light, Liu Sanxi only felt that goosebumps all over his body were constantly breaking and dancing.
But Shi Shaoying smiled, "Tangjiao fish, how did I forget that there is such a thing to survive in the septic tank." ”
Fish?!
Liu Sanxi stopped blinking.
Faced with a curious baby full of curiosity, Shi Shaoying temporarily played the role of a teacher, "This thing is also known as the leather-bearded catfish, which is never active during the day, and will frequently make some unique sounds at night." Its biggest feature is that it not only has the function of supgill respiration of ordinary fish, but also its whole body skin can breathe, and can survive in extremely harsh environments, even in the septic tank in front of us, and even in the water source contaminated by chemical poison. It is not an exaggeration to say that they are the 'little power' in the water. ”
Shi Shaoying said it clearly, and Liu Sanxi was finally not afraid. The greatest fear of human beings is the unknown, and once they know it, this fear will disappear in an instant, just like darkness meets light.
Shi Shaoying picked up the net and continued to fish in the septic tank, and finally he actually fished out another pond horn fish weighing a few kilograms and seven or eight one or two kilograms in this septic tank.
At this point, the secret of the Haunted Mansion No. 18 was cracked by the two of them.
Liu Sanxi continued to play the essence of curiosity about the baby: "How can there be a pond horn fish here?" ”
"Maybe the first owner of this house, who usually likes to eat pond fish, bought a few and took them to the bathroom to slaughter, but accidentally knocked over the bucket, so that two of them escaped down the sewer into the septic tank, and those two are a male and a female, so they can raise children in the septic tank. We can't deny that there are really many, many miracles in this world that occur by chance. ”
Shi Shaoying glanced at the pond fish that was the first to be fished out by them and is still alive, and suddenly smiled, "Hey, Sanxi, you said that if we take these fish to the vegetable market and sell them, what will be the reaction of those who buy them back to make delicious dishes, after knowing the origin of these fish?!" ”
Liu Sanxi bent down suddenly, and he had to reach out and press his stomach with all his strength to keep himself from vomiting on the spot. At that moment, he swore that he would never eat pond fish in his life.
"Okay, okay, don't put on such a look, this family is not easy." Shi Shaoying patted Liu Sanxi's shoulder comfortingly, "For the sake of our own living environment, it is not wrong for us to fish this family out of the septic tank, but we and the other party have no grievances in the past and no enmity in the near future, and we can't kill them all, let's go, anyway, there is the Fen River not far away, let's send this family directly into the Fen River, which can be regarded as a good gathering and dispersion." ”
Carrying the bucket, the two big, seven small, and nine fish were sent into the Fen River, Shi Shaoying waved his hand in the direction they disappeared, "Fish, goodbye, remember that the person who released you is called Shi Shaoying, if you have the opportunity to become holy in the future, remember to repay the favor like the White Lady!" My master Shaoying dares to pat his chest and assure you, even if it is a thousand or even ten thousand years later, I am still a master, and I will never be as good as Xu Xian, my wife was arrested, and I only know that I hid in the temple and became a ** monk! So, after being able to transform into a beauty, come to me! ”
Always substitute yourself into the legend of Xianxia, make yourself the protagonist of the boundless blessing, and always come up with some dumbfounded weird ideas...... This is the most important factor for Shi Shaoying to complete the transformation from a professional soldier to an online novel author.
"Let's go, let's go, go back to sleep."
At this time, Shi Shaoying really smiled, "Hahahahaha, a small house of sixty-five square meters has been replaced with a garden-style villa, we have made a lot of money this time!" ”
But Liu Sanxi didn't follow, he gritted his teeth fiercely, suddenly bent his knees, and knelt heavily in front of Shi Shaoying.
"Whatever you want to ask me for, stand up first!"
Shi Shaoying's face sank, "Remember, don't kneel down to people easily in the future, there is gold under the man's knees!" ”
Liu Sanxi didn't stand up, he raised his face and looked at the man in front of him, who was not very tall, "I want to worship you as a teacher, I want to learn this knowledge from you, I also imagine the same, I can use my wisdom and courage to face all challenges calmly, I also imagine you to become a real strong!" Instead of being garbage, struggling at the bottom, anyone can easily step me down! ”
At this point, the tears could no longer be suppressed in the child's eyes, and he could no longer speak, he could only do his best, lowered his head, and slammed his forehead on the cement platform by the river.
He envied Shi Shaoying for being able to live so freely and freely, and he was even more envious of Shi Shaoying's most powerful force mixed with knowledge and experience. Living at the bottom of society, he has tasted the heat and coldness of the world, and tastes the warmth and coldness of human feelings, and he is more eager to obtain this power than anything else.
Shi Shaoying wanted to shake his head, he was used to being wild, he really didn't want to take trouble to take an apprentice for himself, and in a society where the strong are like clouds, a mere online novel author is a bird?
Taking Liu Sanxi with him, letting him find a job, and after he was able to support himself, he drove this kid out of the house, this was Shi Shaoying's plan at the beginning.
But listening to Liu Sanxi kowtowing on the hard cement countertop, under the silver moonlight, looking at the thick grievances and longing on this child's face, looking at the red blood on his forehead, and the crystal tears in his eyes flowing together, Shi Shaoying's head couldn't shake anymore, and after struggling for a few seconds, he still sighed and gently dropped his big hand on the forehead of the child in front of him.
It was on the night of this day that Shi Shaoying embraced a private villa and accepted an apprentice.
On the morning of the next day, under the mixed curiosity and excitement of the owners of the community, Shi Shaoying was full of energy and appeared in their sight. Under the command of Shi Shaoying, Liu Sanxi hung a wooden sign on the iron gate in the center of the fence. On this wooden plaque, Shi Shaoying used his dog-crawling calligraphy to leave four big characters: Single Tribe.
God knows if it was the influence of reading the novel "Happy Hero" written by Gu Long, and three days later, Shi Shaoying published a shared house revelation in the local newspaper for fear that the world would not be chaotic:
Villa 18, strategically located, beautifully decorated, built by the river, romantic and beautiful. The current landlord is looking for co-tenants to join our single tribe together, drink together when they have free time, go on a bicycle trip together, go to KTV to sing together, walk outside together in the rain, and enjoy the friendship and life that only singles can enjoy.
There is no restriction on the age of the household, the type of work, the gender, the nationality, the race, the species, and the specific rent is subject to interview.
Resident Requirements:
Don't be a maverick if you don't go it alone!
Don't have a skill!
Don't if you want to find a nest of love with the opposite sex!
Don't think too normal and lack soul resonance!
If you are married and have a family burden and want to go out in another secluded harbor, you may come to the door at any time!
(Demon Shao: The story of this haunted house is not made up, but there are real people and real things, and the demon Shao feels brilliant, so he took this matter and wrote it into a novel after artistic processing.) If you have friends who have seen this, please understand. )
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