016 Li Xiang's secret recipe

Empress Xiao was amused, so Li Xiang's crisis could be lifted for the time being. Li Xiang gave full play to the excellent practice of beating snakes with sticks, and said: "Niangniang, when you laugh, you are really 'looking back and smiling, and the six palaces have no color'." This poem, which was originally used to describe Yang Guifei, was shamelessly used by Li Xiang on Empress Xiao's body, who called Yang Guifei still in the distant future.

"Okay, okay, it's not over!" Empress Xiao still stopped Li Xiang's words, and there was really no way to talk about him if he continued.

Empress Xiao regained her majestic state and said to Li Xiang: "Li Xiang, you are guilty. ”

Li Xiang saw Empress Xiao's appearance and knew that he couldn't hide, so he had to answer stubbornly: "Weichen doesn't know, please let Niangniang make it clear." ”

"What did you do last night, don't you even know yourself?"

"Last night? Last night, Weichen was called by His Majesty and did a lot of things, I don't know which one Niangniang asked? ”

"You don't give me sloppy, you know what I'm asking you? What did you do when you came back to your house last night? Empress Xiao felt that it was better to make it clear by herself, otherwise this guy wouldn't know where it would go.

"Weichen came back to the house last night, sleepy, and fell asleep in a daze."

"Repeat!" Xiao Hou said again.

"Huh? Oh! Wechen came back to the house last night, sleepy, as if he saw the princess there, Wechen thought he was dreaming, and fell asleep in a daze. ”

"Presumptuous, don't make it clear to the mourning family!" Empress Xiao found out that this guy was a tired person, and he was used to talking about him left and right at a young age, which could only scare him.

Li Xiangtong fell to his knees with a puff and said loudly: "Wechen came back to the house last night, sleepy, and happened to see that the princess was also there, so Wechen told the princess a story, and then fell asleep in a daze. Everything Weichen said was the truth, and asked the mother to call the shots for Weichen! As he spoke, he kowtowed his head again.

Princess Jinyun saw Li Xiang kowtowing and said to Empress Xiao: "Queen Mother, last night was really like this, Li Xiang also told the story of Cinderella to her son, and the queen mother didn't believe that her son told you." ”

"Didn't ask you, stand aside." Empress Xiao was about to reprimand Li Xiang fiercely, but Princess Jinyun suddenly came over to plead, interrupting her momentum.

"Li Xiang, don't you know the princess's age? How can you be in the same room with her all night and you are not guilty? ”

"Wechen is guilty, please Niangniang for the sake of Wechen telling the story to the princess for one night, and let it fall lightly!"

"Do you still have credit for telling the story?" Empress Xiao was again, why does this guy always have so many excuses.

"Weichen doesn't dare to say that there is merit, but there is always hard work, and storytelling is indeed good for the princess."

"Oh, then what's the benefit of telling this story to the mourning family, if you are reasonable, the mourning family will let you go this time, if you don't pay attention to what you say, you will be punished for both crimes, can you hear clearly?" Empress Xiao didn't want to entangle with him anymore, and the whole thing was a dog skin plaster.

"Wechen heard clearly." Li Xiang was overjoyed, and listened to his reasoning, it was not a matter of catching crabs in bamboo strips -- nine out of ten things.

So Li Xiang shook his head and said: "Niangniang, you should know that the princess is still young, so she is dependent on many things, such as sleeping, children often need some external sounds to hypnotize when they sleep." Nursery rhymes and stories are just for them. Saying that, Li Xiang also glanced at Princess Jinyun.

In fact, every child needs stories to constantly increase their knowledge and broaden their horizons in the stage of growth. Let's talk about the story of Cinderella that I told the princess last night, and it tells us that justice and kindness are qualities that everyone needs, and that you have to keep working hard for your goals, so that your goals will be achieved slowly. ”

Princess Jinyun listened to Li Xiang talk about the meaning of storytelling, and suddenly felt that this boy could not only give herself fun things and good stories, but also maybe give her more unexpected surprises.

Li Xiang wiped his mouth with his sleeve and continued: "Although the story is very short, it is good for the princess's future growth, and people who often listen to stories will become cheerful, sensible, and know responsibility and sharing. Mother, don't you say that my story should be counted as a credit! ”

Empress Xiao began to listen to Li Xiang's explanation, just smiled, but the more she listened to it, the more she felt that it seemed to be really like this, Jinyun is not small, she can't run blindly all day long, if the story can really make her grow up, then this unexpected gain is not small.

"Okay, even if you quibble, the mourning family is a good talker, and I don't care about what happened to you last night, but if I don't take it as an example, if I find out again, your little life will not be saved." Empress Xiao finally scared Li Xiang, otherwise this bold guy might have done something out of the ordinary.

"Great, the queen mother is not angry, and Cai'er can listen to the story." Princess Jinyun was the first to be happy.

"Xie Niangniang is magnanimous and spares Weichen, but Weichen has something to say to Niangniang, I don't know if Niangniang can listen to it?" Li Xiang not only thanked him, but also got the benefits from here to finish, or he was sorry for his grandson who had pretended to be for a long time.

"Oh, what else do you have to say? Then you can talk about it. "Empress Xiao really didn't know that this guy was so difficult, and if he knew that such a thing would happen, he would directly order him to be beaten first.

"Niangniang, what Weichen wants to talk about is the skin problems of Niangniang and Princess Jinyun." Li Xiang threw the bait.

"Skin? What is skin? "Empress Xiao has never heard of the word skin.

"Uh," Li Xiang rushed to this, didn't he even have this name in ancient times? Well, to put it another way. "It's the skin, the so-called body skin, the parents of the recipient, it's called the skin." Li Xiang began to popularize knowledge.

"Oh, what kind of skin are you talking about, what's going on?" Empress Xiao really doesn't know how to get it, so let him finish and leave.

"When Weichen came in, he found that although Niangniang is young, your skin has already aged, which means that there are very subtle wrinkles on your skin, which is not a good thing for you, and I also observed that the princess's skin is slightly red, which indicates that there is a problem with nutrition." Li Xiang couldn't go on, there were a lot of words involved in this era that were not available in this era, and he still needed to explain and say at the same time, he was too tired.

"Nutrition is the part of the food that can be beneficial. Weichen felt that the mother and the princess needed to take good care of their skin. After finishing speaking, Li Xiang let out a sigh of relief.

Empress Xiao and Jinyun touched their faces while listening, looked at their hands, and found that it was really just like what Li Xiang said. In fact, Li Xiang is ingratiating, he knows that no matter what kind of woman you are, as long as you say that you have a problem with your skin, you have a problem, and there has never been an exception, because a woman's love for skin is no less than the degree of weight loss. It's just that ancient women didn't realize this.

"What then? Li Xiang, you might solve it? Princess Jinyun asked anxiously.

Li Xiang is happy, this princess is simply his own childcare, just like the teasing and praise of cross talk, as soon as the two sing and harmonize, this scene will continue. Originally, Li Xiang was worried that Empress Xiao would be embarrassed to ask himself, but now it's okay, and he pushed the boat down the river.

"Don't worry about the mother and princess, Weichen has a secret recipe to solve it." Li Xiang said mysteriously.

"Secret recipe?" This time, even Empress Xiao couldn't help asking.

"Yes, the secret ingredient." Li Xiang began to get nervous again, aren't you queens and princesses? Don't you have to beg me? He had completely forgotten the arrogance of the princess last night and the majesty of the queen just now.

"What's the secret ingredient? Say it quickly! "Still a child can't hold his breath, Princess Jinyun once again helped Li Xiang.

"Mother, princess, this secret recipe needs a three-pronged approach to achieve the best effect." Li Xiang said and looked at the door, there was no one, so he quietly rubbed forward, and finally stood beside Xiao Hou and Jinyun and said: "Niangniang, princess, this secret recipe can not only solve the problem of skin, but also bring a lot of wealth." ”

Then he whispered to Empress Xiao, "If Niangniang can make this method into a commodity and sell it, there will be no shortage of silver in your inner treasury." ”

Empress Xiao really couldn't accept Li Xiang's jumping thinking, and he was talking about skin problems just now, but now he was talking about silver. "I'll talk about the silver later, let's talk about this skin to the mourning family first."

"Yes, sis. There are three steps in the secret recipe of the minister, first, you need to use a mixture of materials to apply a batter to the skin, about a stick of incense and then wash off, the skin will appear shiny, moisture, often used will fade wrinkles, fade spots, is really a good product for all women! Li Xiang has become a master-level sales expert, and he has memorized the advertising slogans of later generations.

"The second step is food therapy, that is, eating and drinking, Weichen should configure a drink thing, this kind of thing will dredge the stomach and intestines, detoxify and nourish the skin, will enhance the detoxification function of the liver, so that the skin can better absorb nutrients, so as to achieve the effect of nourishing the skin." Li Xiang thought of the drinks of the later generations, if he could make them, it would be another way to make money.

"This third step is exercise, yes, it's the same as exercising in the morning." As soon as Empress Xiao and Jinyun heard the morning exercise, they glanced at each other, and then looked at Li Xiang. Li Xiang continued: "Wechen will teach the mother and the princess a set of movements, this set of movements is called radio gymnastics, every day through exercise, the body sweats, can also detoxify, and exercise can also make the loose muscles contract and tighten, increase the ability to resist germs, is also good for the skin." ”

Li Xiang looked at the two beauties and said with a smile: "According to Weichen's three-step method, Niangniang can be twenty years younger, and the princess can grow ten centimeters taller." ”

Li Xiang was so happy that he was there, thinking about the money he was about to earn, and his face was already wrinkled with a smile. Empress Xiao and Princess Jinyun didn't seem to understand, there were too many modern words in Li Xiang's words, and they didn't understand them until they finished speaking, anyway, the general meaning was that as long as they used his three-step method, their skin would be better, they would be younger, and they would grow taller.

So in Li Xiang's expectant eyes, the two beauties replied to her at the same time: "No."

"Why?" Li Xiang was anxious when he heard this, this was his great cause of making money, and he died before he started.

"The mourning family tells you why, we are all royalty, and it is impossible to experiment on our own without any effect, so your plan has failed."

"Can the lady give the villain a chance to experiment?" Li Xiang didn't want to give up.

"Well, there is a chance, let's go to Jinyang!" Xiao Hou said lightly.

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