Chapter 63 The one who pits is the Buddha

When Li Dutou and a few of his subordinates were hiding their figures, they guessed the matter from the voice that came, and they held back a smile in their hearts, and entered the inner room to see the scene of this living palace, and they laughed together.

led his people to Sheqiao Town, and then looked at Lotte's previous murderous appearance, just to arrest some Jiangyang thief, but he didn't expect it to catch a monk cheating with a little lady.

The monk's robe was held in Lotte's hand, and the naked Satoru and the abbot were ashamed and angry, but he didn't dare to do it, so he had to swallow his anger and ask, "Who is the donor?" ”

"Kaiyuan Temple is the leader of Runan Temple, and as a master, I can't remember Le's little official!" Lotte chuckled, and his next words were a little cold: "Does the master remember that some time ago, Le Mou was ordered by the county to come to the door to worship the throne, but was beaten out by the monks of your temple?" ”

As the abbot, Wu and ushered in the noble people sent to I don't know how many, these people are all to the temple almsgiving, how have people come to the temple to ask for donations, Lotte can be described as a scorpion's baba alone (poison) a portion (dung), after leaving and the monks in the temple had a fight, this is a huge thing, Wu and how not to be in harmony.

Listening to Lotte's words, Satoru immediately thought about it, and a surprised expression appeared on his face that it was you, but he didn't expect Lotte to hold such a grudge and use this method to rectify himself, and asked with anger: "What does the donor want?" ”

Lotte smiled: "Le Mouzi is not the person with a small belly!" ”

When you say this, don't say that you are enlightened and unwilling to believe it, even Li Dutou and a few of his subordinates are afraid that they don't believe it, and their hearts are full of slander, you were beaten out by others, and you used such means to retaliate, do you say that you are open-minded?

After a pause, Le Tiancai said: "Le Mou is doing this, of course, not for his own selfish interests, but for the sake of the entire Pingyu father!" ”

This is rare, but Li Dutou also has some patterns in his heart, and he wants Lotte to come out with his errands, and he doesn't expect to use them for public and private purposes.

"Le's condition is very simple, as long as the master takes out a part of the incense money in Kaiyuan Temple every year to support the old, weak, sick and disabled in this county, this is also your support for the good governance of the imperial court, and it is also with mercy!" Lotte said lightly, seeing this Wuhe appearance, Lotte's tone became cold again: "Master Wuhe, what do you think?" ”

At this time, the abbot Wu and Abbot knew that he had no choice, and after sighing lightly, he said, "The old man is willing to advocate the act of the benefactor!" ”

Hearing this, Li Dutou and the people around him were all shocked in their eyes, and their faces were even more ashamed, they thought that Lotte was the revenge of the big monk with a small belly, but they didn't expect it to be for such a reason, and they admired Lotte in their hearts.

Seeing that Satoru and the abbot agreed, Lotte asked Midorino, "Where do you put the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone?" ”

"The slave family will go and get it now!" As a trickster, naturally not shy because her body was exposed in front of a group of men, the green girl slowly put on her clothes neatly, and walked to put the pen, ink, paper and inkstone in place. Then he rolled up his sleeves and began to study ink for Lotte, and then Yingying said: "Sir, please!" ”

Fortunately, in the previous life, he liked to be vassally elegant, and he had practiced the calligraphy for a long time, and the tip of the Lotte pen was dipped in ink on the paper, and the abbot wrote down the adultery with a woman from a good family in a certain year and a certain month.

After writing, Lotte looked at Wuhe and said, "Master Wuhe, come and sign and draw!" ”

"Why do you have to sign what you promised you?" Enlightenment and anger said.

"If I let you go today, who will believe what Le said in the future, you are in Kaiyuan Temple, and there are countless monks and believers, I am afraid that as soon as Le's voice comes out, he will be drowned by those good men and women with foaming stars, and I am afraid that there will be a lawsuit!" Lotte said coldly, and then accentuated his tone: "The master still signed it!" ”

Wu and the abbot said angrily: "Wouldn't it be insulting to return the clothes to the old man, and let the old man be so naked?" ”

"How did the master come up with the words Sven and the precepts when he was looking for a woman to do that reluctantly thing?" Lotte teased with a sneer.

Helplessly, Wu and the abbot got up naked and walked to Lotte, and pressed the Dharma name and the layman's name on the handprint.

"Isn't that it!" Lotte sneered, returned the clothes in his hand to Wu and the abbot, and said: "If this is the case earlier, lest Le have to spend so much trouble!" ”

Speaking of which, Lotte also signed his name, his eyes swept over Li Dutou and his peers and said: "I'm sorry for all my colleagues and Miss Lunong, sign their respective names!" ”

As he spoke, Lotte's face turned cold again: "But Le's ugly words are in front of the head, except for tonight's incident, except for this great monk who repents of it, or Le Mou makes it public, you people will rot this matter in your stomach!" Speaking of this, Lotte's gaze swept left and right, and his voice became extremely cold again: "If someone loses his word and tells the matter, Le will definitely make his life worse than death!" ”

At this time, a group of catchers, including Li Dutou, also had to admire Lotte, how could Mr. Le not be blue-eyed, in order to complete the errand of the eldest master, even such means were used.

But after listening to Lotte's words, all the people also shivered in unison, and swore in unison, although they were mixed in the public gate, and they were very familiar with the thick and shameless routines in the public gate, but at most they were just extorting some money from the shops, or looting some oil and water from the people, how could they come up with such a calculating routine, and the routines that these people used in the public gate compared with Lotte, they seemed to be like good people.

A group of messengers stepped forward to sign their names on the paper, and several people understood in their hearts that the name signed on the paper would be seen by the eldest master in the future, and it was also evidence of their meritorious service.

In the end, the green girl also stepped forward and signed her name. It's just that the name is signed with Enlightenment, or the person who sins.

After drying the ink on the paper, Lotte said to the abbot of Gowa, who had already been dressed: "Tomorrow, Le will come to Kaiyuan Temple and finalize donations and other affairs with you!" ”

"The old man knows!" Satoru and the abbot spoke in a weak voice.

The plan was completed very successfully, which made Lotte's heart quite complacent, and said: "Le Mou is somewhat famous in Pingyu and Caizhou, Le Mou will come to your temple tomorrow, and Wu and the abbot know what to do?" ”

"This ......" Wuhe Abbot showed an embarrassed expression on his face, the meaning is obvious, if the county magistrate is coming, this meeting will be enough, you Mr. Le is just an ordinary official in the yazhong, and it is not in accordance with the rules if this face is big.

Seeing the expression on the face of this Wu and the abbot, Lotte immediately saw his embarrassment, and called out a sharp-mouthed henchman under his sister-in-law Li Dutou, and said: "Xu Sanzhu, you tell this old abbot how famous Le is now!" ”

Hearing Le Angel call himself, this Xu Sanzhu had a proud expression, and said with a puffed chest: "Mr. Le is not only deeply appreciated by the old man, but also famous in the nearby states and counties, and even several ministers in the court have seen Mr. Le's masterpiece, and they all praise Mr. Le, and they all call Mr. Le a celebrity!" ”

What a little person can blow out of flowers is all made up by himself, but it is quite comfortable to listen to Lotte's ears.

Xu Sanzhu is not very literate, but he has been drunk in the public gate for a long time, so he is naturally very familiar with the routines that are ushered in and sent to the public gate, and he is also neat and neat.

I don't know if Xu Sanzhu touted it in place, or was coerced by the certificate in Lotte's hand, this Wu and the abbot had no choice but to say: "Lao Wei understands and will do his best!" ”

Lotte started the conditions again: "This green girl has also served you for a while, you can look at it and give some compensation!" ”

"The old man understands!" Satoru and the abbot know what Lotte means, and now that he has shortcomings that are being held by Lotte, he has become a marionette in Lotte's hands, and how can he refuse to comply.

"Let's go!" Lotte smiled and said, "Don't forget, Master, Le will go to the temple tomorrow to disturb you!" ”

Wuhe nodded, and said with some apprehension: "Although the poor monk is the abbot, there are four major heads below, and some things are not the master that the poor monk can do alone!" ”

Hearing this, Lotte couldn't help but raise his eyebrows: "You talk like this, don't you mean to shirk?" ”

"The poor monk doesn't dare!" A cold sweat broke out on the top of Satoru's head.

Lotte squinted his eyes, and said in his heart that it would be more troublesome to get things done here, and after being silent for a while, Lotte said again: "You just need to nod your head, as for the four heads, Le will let them agree!" ”

After listening to Lotte's words, this enlightenment and the abbot left in embarrassment, and climbed the wall with a ladder as they came.

"Let's go, Le has a treat tonight, don't get drunk and don't return!"

The matter is almost done, Lotte waved his hand and said very boldly: "After returning to the Ya, Le Mou will ask for credit for you in front of the master!" ”

Placed Lu Nong in the inn where he lived, Lotte took a few errands to find a tavern, it was late, the store was about to close, seeing that it was a group of errands who didn't dare to say anything, they were busy with some wine and food, Lotte and a few catchers ate a meal before returning to the county office.

Li Dutou didn't care, but a few of the catchers who came with him were interested, knowing that Lotte was going to the Kaiyuan Temple tomorrow, and he didn't dare to drink too much wine.

That day, he was chased out by a group of monks from Kaiyuan Temple, which made Lotte quite embarrassed, and he had a grudge against this Kaiyuan Temple in his heart. I have been thinking about how to complete the errand ordered by the eldest master, and I have been thinking about how to avenge the beating of the monks that day.

However, Kaiyuan Temple has a great cause, and it is the largest temple in Runan, and the magnates of the entire Caizhou territory often come here, what can a small scribe do, what is the difference between wanting to shake Kaiyuan Temple and shaking the tree?

That day, eating wine and having fun at Shen Chan'er's place, I first heard the elder mention the old things about Wuhe when he was young in the layman's house, and during the banquet, he heard the joke that the monk was a hungry ghost in the sex, and he just laughed at the time. But just when he was upside down with Shen Chan'er, Lotte suddenly had a plan and remembered the means of the immortal jump.

This green girl can be selected by Lotte, she is a Peugeot of her own life, although this green girl is a person in the dust, but she has a good family attitude.

With the charm of the trick family, and the shy posture of the good family, such a woman, not to mention a normal man, is a monk who eats the Buddha of Zhaili when she sees it, and she can't help but move her heart.

Since there is a plan in his heart, Lotte arranged for Cao Li to shoot the bridge for Kaiyuan Temple, rented a house in a separate courtyard for the green girl, and let the green girl go to the Kaiyuan Temple every day to burn incense and worship the Buddha, pretending to be a widowed benefactor, and every time the incense is very generous, often with more than ten silver coins to give to the temple.

Someone is feeling in his heart, this money is also his own hard-earned money, if things don't work out, he can only cry and faint at home.

I have to say that Lotte has a good eye for people, this green girl has a bit of natural acting skills, every day into the temple into the incense and generous, the temple monks in the temple looked sideways, but also the abbot Wuhe's eyes were tightly attracted, so under the pretext of talking about Zen with the donor and this green girl in a room, and the green girl got Lotte's instructions, but also intentionally or unintentionally seduced this Wu and the abbot.

Although the abbot Satoru and the abbot are sixty years old, the flowers and thoughts in their bones are no less than half a point less than when they were young. One deliberately seduced, the other intentionally broke the vows, and after going back and forth, the two got together and fulfilled Lotte's wish.

caused this old bald head to his bed, which means that he can give an account to Lotte, and the green girl found Cao Li to find Lotte.

Immortal Jump!

The cost is not high, but the success rate is high!

The story is very simple, the plot is very old-fashioned, but for thousands of years, countless people have been planted under this simple trick one after another, and the legendary Buddhist monks are no exception.

Lotte sighed to himself in his heart, before he was at most doing some errands that offended people, but today he has grown more and more and began to do errands that offend the Buddha. sighed in his heart, this errand was still buried by himself at the beginning, but now this errand is completed.

Lotte thought again, since he entered the yamen, the errands he handled basically had no oil and water to fish, and this time it seemed that he had taken a lot of them, and he must find a way to fish back.

As soon as the sky was bright on the second day, the chief of the town of Sheqiao was waiting in the lobby of the inn, and there were more than a dozen villagers with sticks standing solemnly outside the inn, so that those who did not know thought that there was some big man living in the inn.

If someone wants to visit Kaiyuan Temple for the second time, the posture will naturally be enough.

Someone wants to ask, since Lotte has completed the errand, why don't you go back to the county government to report the good news, and what else do you want to do in this Kaiyuan Temple.

Lotte naturally has his own ideas, as a capable and good subordinate, it is natural to do the errands properly and concretely, the things that the big man has to do are just big decisions, and these trivial things are still done well by these subordinates. Since I have responded to the errand of the eldest master, I naturally have to do it completely, and the ninety-nine steps have been completed, so this last step will be completed easily.

Today's Lotte visit to Kaiyuan Temple is fake, and it is true to finalize specific matters with this enlightenment and the old monk.

A group of township brave archers opened the way, and the six catchers were guarding him, and the pretending Lotte had a bit of a big lord's posture. And the abbot of Kaiyuan Temple, with a group of leaders and deacons in the temple, greeted outside the temple, and saw that the formation was quite grand, so that those good men and women who came to Kaiyuan Temple to enter the incense avoided one after another, and the Tao was which master came to the Buddha to burn incense.

On that day, the monk who chased Lotte out saw the Lotte who hugged him, and he was shocked, and he hurriedly went to the room to wrap the clothes he was carrying and held the degree, and secretly left the temple from the back door in the appearance of a foot monk, offending such a big man, and he couldn't stay in the realm of this peaceful world.

With this enlightenment and the abbot, the two of them looked happy. One claimed that the other party was a high-ranking monk, and the other touted the other party as a famous person in the world, and the people who were with him almost vomited the breakfast in their stomachs.

Just as the group of people walked towards the temple, Xu Sanzhu, who was serving diligently beside Lotte, spit out a sentence with some incomprehension: "Sir, the happy Buddha you said, why haven't you heard that there is an offering in the temple?" ”

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