Guangzhou Baiyun Airport is crowded, all kinds of skin tones, men, women and children are slowly moving along the flow of people towards the airport gate, quite tall, looks like a person, tall and strong Liang Pengfei is sweating in the crowd, causing a lot of white eyes and scolding, Liang Pengfei grinned indifferently, revealing a healthy white teeth, and his healthy complexion that let the African sun tan black a dazzling contrast.

Liang Pengfei turned a deaf ear to the contempt and poisonous attacks of those people, and continued to shuttle forward like a nimble swimming fish in the crowd. "your grandma, squeeze it, rush to death?" Let Liang Pengfei bump into a stumbling fat man with a green dragon tattooed on his body and became furious, shouting and scolding at Liang Pengfei.

Liang Pengfei, who had already rushed out of the crowd and was relaxed, took a deep breath of familiar air, turned around and gestured a middle finger at the loud-voiced brother Tai with a cruel smile: "Lao Tzu has no effort to send him to death, so he made a special trip back to China to deliver sperm, do you want it?" ”

Petrified, countless passengers who had just rushed to the gate of Baiyun Airport heard the answer between the two, and on the spot, a Western blonde man with glasses kept drawing a cross on his chest, and issued an inner exclamation in his half-baked Chinese: "God, I can't imagine that the Chinese courtship is so bold." ”

The petrified crowd made the sigh of the Western glasses man scorched the outside and tender inside, and the green dragon fat man almost blew up his lungs. "Fart your mother's international friends, I'm not a faggot."

"? Yours? hya%#·%#......" The blonde man with glasses looked at this bloody face, his tiger eyes were wide, and he was shaking a fat body, and a string of foreign texts came out of his mouth, and he didn't react when he saw the green dragon fat man, and it was another string of foreign texts. It seems that this Western blonde man with glasses does not understand the breadth and profundity of Chinese, and there are many characteristic names for every object. However, the bad thing is that he shouldn't use foreign languages to fool our Chinese underworld angry youth.

Hearing the hatred in the heart of the fat man of Qinglong, who was full of gold stars, he shook the fat on his body: "your grandma, you are a foreign Kaizi, dare to pretend to be stupid with you?" If you don't let you, the descendants of the foreign devils of the Eight-Nation Alliance, see what Chinese kung fu is, Lao Tzu won't believe in Huang, and Foshan has no shadow hand......"

At the Baiyun Chicken Farm in Guangzhou, oh no, at the gate of Baiyun Airport, the chickens and dogs jumped, and the wolves ran and the rabbits were chasing, Liang Pengfei, the culprit of this international friend dispute, was already sitting in the taxi car, and kept urging the taxi driver to drive faster.

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Looking at the lush green on both sides of the avenue, and the white clouds dotting the blue sky, the trace of damp air passed through the viscera. "It's still good for the motherland, the air is so fresh, the trees are so green, and even the girls are so beautiful." Liang Pengfei couldn't help but sigh with affection, so frightened that the taxi driver kept looking at Liang Pengfei who was sitting in the passenger seat, and muttered in his heart, is this girl a nervous disorder, she has to engage in poetry recitation when she sits in Lao Tzu's car, please, the fat aunt who walked on the sidewalk just now is at least forty years old, and she is beautiful, who is this?

There must be something wrong with this girl's aesthetics, and the sow with double eyelids may be stunning in his eyes. The taxi driver speculated maliciously.

At this moment, all the different surnames fell into Liang Pengfei, who was more beautiful than the sows with double eyelids, ignored the disdainful gaze of the taxi driver, and was really full of emotion in his heart, a year, a whole year in Africa, in addition to desolation, or desolation, countless collapsed noses and buckteeth, black African indigenous girls dancing on the street with their bare bodies and buttocks and AKs seemed to be still dangling in Liang Pengfei's head, for a whole year, the flames of war have made Liang Pengfei's nerves extremely thick, can casually hide at the foot of the bed amid the rumble of gunfire, sip tea, and use laptops to brag and fight with those iron-blooded network and small arms club buddies; They are more able to wear steel helmets and bulletproof vests to roar in the artillery fire, and from time to time someone falls on the front line to conduct sales demonstrations and on-site guidance and maintenance for those new weapons of the political axe soldiers, instruct them to use various raw materials to prepare various zha drugs and propellants, and guide them to reload bullets to gain each other's friendship. There is even a desire to volunteer to a doctor who is performing amputation to translate the Chinese instructions of those medical devices on the spot.

Sometimes there is a problem in the business, and I have to find a way to fight with those guys, and use all means to make these irascible guys docile, and even in a word, a salesman like him is more like a dangerous person dancing on the tip of a knife than a mercenary.

These are nothing to Liang Pengfei, a salesman who has been traveling through dangerous areas all over the world for many years and dealing with those dangerous warlords and political axe officials, and what makes him feel unbearable is that the women here can only look and not touch, not only because these women do not meet his aesthetic concept, men are really hungry, and sows with double eyelids can also become sables.

But the problem is that this is the area where AIDS is most severe, and the neighbor who lives in the same hotel with him, a French salesman who says that romance is the most important element of his life has only been here for less than a month, just because of his romantic, indistinguishable fraternity that does not distinguish between beauty and ugliness infected AIDS, which made Liang Pengfei, who had not had time to wait for the double eyelids to become a sable cicada, was extremely happy and vigilant, so Liang Pengfei, who was originally determined to create a nation in the hot land of Africa, decided not to take yin and yang. Instead, he re-cultivated his children's skills, practiced penance for a whole year, held back for a whole fucking year, and received a call from the company's headquarters, informing him that the company's overall transaction was finally completed and that he could leave Africa and return to China, Liang Pengfei couldn't help but look down at his little brother who hadn't played an effect for a long time with tears in his eyes, and finally he didn't have to suffer that kind of pain anymore.

Standing in the corridor on the third floor, Liang Pengfei, who climbed up to the third floor without panting in one breath, held the small travel bag in one hand and rang the doorbell vigorously with the other.

"Who's coming?" Behind the door, there was a lazy and surnamed voice, hearing this voice, Liang Pengfei, who was already quite excited, showed signs of reddening in his eyes, and his nostrils seemed to be able to spew green smoke and sparks, as if he had reached the precursor of beasthood.

The door opened suddenly, revealing a bewitching face, probably just awakened from sleep, with a slight anger and anger on his face, and the blush of his cheeks that had not yet faded, and the corners of his eyes that were raised with a foxy teasing.

A thin silk nightgown on her body exposed the whiteness of her chest and neck, and the red nightgown couldn't hide the temptation of her fiery figure at all. "Is that you?" Seeing Liang Pengfei standing outside the station, the woman couldn't help but be stunned.

"It's me!" Liang Pengfei's answer was also quite concise, he walked into the door, the travel bag was thrown aside by him, and after closing the door casually, the red eyes swept over the angry goblin. "Where's your husband?"

"He's not here, you're ......" The woman was surprised to raise the hand that was holding the collar of the nightgown to cover her mouth, swish, in the blink of an eye, only the sound of cracking silk was heard, Liang Pengfei had changed from a neatly dressed lean white-collar worker to a naked-striped naked man.

"Rogue ......" The woman blushed and had no time to shout two words, the naked Liang Pengfei stretched out his hand, the nightgown flew away, and his big hand hugged this goblin with a sense of maturity and temptation all over his body, and he chattered with a mouth.

The woman struggled twice, but she couldn't break free of Liang Pengfei's embrace, so she had to hug the hooligan's head tightly, endure the trembling and numbness caused by Liang Pengfei's lips and big hands, and let out a voice that was almost moaning: "Little villain, don't, um, you tap ......"

"Beauty, do you know that I'm going crazy after a whole year of suffocating in that damn place in Africa." His lips roamed over the woman's hot and red skin, and as he muttered indistinctly, his stiff buttocks straightened, he heard a soul-destroying moan, and a pleasure that made him extremely happy.

Liang Pengfei's buttocks were like a turbocharged intercooled high-power diesel motor of a 1,500-horsepower Chinese Type 99 main battle tank engine, which accelerated to the maximum in an instant, the woman rolled her eyes, and the red tide of excitement on her face spread like a tide in an instant, but the last trace of reason made her moan and beg for mercy in Liang Pengfei's ear: "Don't be like this, my husband ...... him"

"Huh? Isn't he not at home? Liang Pengfei couldn't help but be stunned, his movements slowed down slightly, and he raised his head from the woman's turbulent chest, the tanned chest, the muscles were like bronze casting, and the woman's heartbeat was like a deer, compared to her husband, this little man was extremely strong.

Seeing the woman's expression, Liang Pengfei straightened his waist viciously, and almost broke the woman's soul. It took a while to come back to her senses, the woman held Liang Pengfei's face with both hands, kissed Liang Pengfei's handsome and healthy cheeks affectionately, and said hurriedly: "That dead ghost is not at home, he came back early from a business trip, he just arrived for a while, and now I am going downstairs to make soy sauce, I originally wanted to call you not to come, but I didn't expect you to arrive so soon." His eyes looked at this little man who was five years younger than himself, but he was fascinated by his husband.

"Huh?!" Liang Pengfei's high hope just now was instantly poured cold and transparent, and said your grandma's ...... Actually going to make soy sauce?

"Why don't you hurry up and clean up, little villain, naughty ......" Seeing Liang Pengfei's appearance, the woman reluctantly moved away, reached out and shook it down, and asked with a smile.

Woohoo Woo ...... At this time, the gate was shocking. "Wife, open the door."

"!" Liang Pengfei, who was naked, picked up his clothes and looked at them, he was so excited just now, as soon as the small universe broke out, his clothes and pants were not taken off, and he tore them directly, looking at the set of clothes and pants that performance artists were unwilling to wear, he was really dumbfounded.

The woman couldn't help but panic, but there was no place to hide a big living person in the house. "Yes, go to the windowsill, my dear, hurry up to the windowsill and hide there." The woman hurriedly stuffed all Liang Pengfei's tattered clothes into Liang Pengfei's hands, and also lifted the travel bag, pulled the little lover and ran to the bedroom, and shouted at the closed door without moving: "Wait a minute, what's the hurry, the old lady hasn't dressed yet." ”

"I'll put on some clothes before I go up." Liang Pengfei poked his head and looked at the edge of the wall connected to the window sill, which was at least ten centimeters long, and he could indeed stand people.

The woman pressed her hand to her lips, signaled Liang Pengfei not to speak, and listened to it, sure enough, she heard the sound of the door key, and the woman's face couldn't help but change: "It's too late, it's dark now, no one will definitely be able to see you, go up, little villain, I'll send that dead ghost out of the door and come back to you later." The woman said as she pushed Liang Peng to the windowsill, at this time, the sun had already set, only some of the afterglow was still in the sky, the sky was already a lot darker, as long as you were careful not to make a sound, no one should pay attention here.

Liang Pengfei gritted his teeth, climbed up with his bare buttocks, and after taking the suitcase, he unexpectedly wiped a handful on the woman's plump breasts: "Hurry, dear." ”

"Oh, you conscienceless little scoundrel!" The woman couldn't help but snort lightly, her eyes flickered, and the blush on her face was coquettish in the afterglow of the sun, and she saw Liang Pengfei's little brother standing in the air......

Inside, the woman was arguing with her husband because there was an extra man's shoe in the house, and hearing the couple's argument, and the sound of scattered footsteps approaching the bedroom windowsill. Liang Pengfei also became nervous, what should I do, go back? Singled out with other people's husbands with a bare ass, he can't reach the point where he has no skin and no face.

Looking at his feet, it seems that there is a platform on the first floor, jumping from the third floor to that platform, shuttling through dangerous areas all the year round, Liang Pengfei, who has exercised a good skill, thinks that he can do it easily, after jumping up, he takes out a set of clothes from the travel bag and puts it on and then escapes, which seems to be the best choice.

Liang Pengfei gritted his teeth and stretched his arms to maintain balance, like a light, hairless (90% hairless on the body surface, this must be made clear, Liang Pengfei has no hair loss) petrel landed on the platform on the first floor, who would have thought that when he landed in the air on the second floor, Liang Pengfei felt that his foot seemed to hook a wire or something like a closed route.

Liang Pengfei was shocked into a cold sweat, this hook suddenly made him lose his balance, but Liang Pengfei is worthy of being a character who has gone through life and death I don't know how much, he let go of his hand holding the travel bag and broken clothes in danger, and his hands turned over with his body, and made a downward pressing action, Liang Pengfei believes that as long as he can connect his palms to the platform in the first time, he will have a way to cushion and eliminate the weight of the free fall force to ensure that he is not damaged at all.

The moment his fingers touched the platform, Liang Pengfei's face full of perseverance and courage suddenly froze, and the platform was actually broken out of a hole by his fingers. What platform is this? It's just a plastic shed. The sky was too dark, and Liang Pengfei in mid-air really didn't have time to tell what kind of quality this platform was......

Then, Liang Pengfei, who lost the opportunity, felt that his eyes were black, then bright, and then black, and he didn't know what the hell he had smashed into, sealed his mouth and nose, and when he opened his mouth and the thing poured in, Liang Pengfei tasted a familiar smell of tofu, and his struggling thighs seemed to have kicked something, and then he felt a sense of paralysis instantly spread all over his body.

The old couple who made tofu opened their mouths like steamed soybeans, and their eyes stared straight at the two thighs full of leg hair, shaking wildly with the flickering lights outside the tofu bucket, and finally hanging on the bucket like two dead fish.

"Hell, ......" the old couple hugged each other and let out a scream as sharp as when they entered the cave room.

Liang Pengfei had mixed feelings in his heart before he lost consciousness, and he returned to his dear motherland after a year of holding back and found a beautiful and angry girl, but he just wanted to relax his mind and body, and he actually caused so much horse manure. If you really choke tofu to death, you might as well hang yourself on a telephone pole with your bare buttocks, then it's still a little more tragic, say your grandma's, what's the shit?

Early the next morning, an important news appeared on the front page of the morning newspaper, and the headline was very shocking: Strange news: nameless naked man choked to death by tofu!

According to our reporter's report, at about seven o'clock last night, a [***] man jumped from a height and smashed the canopy of the tofu workshop on the first floor at the residence on XX Street in XX District...... The cause of death of the deceased was caused by the tofu brain blocking the mouth, nose and lungs, and the identity is being further confirmed......

Three days later, there was a new grave in the cemetery in Guangzhou, and Liang Pengfei, an outstanding and progressive young man in society who choked to death in a tofu bucket for cheating, finally died tragically...... －－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－

PS: Finally back, I hope this book won't disappoint you.;