Chapter Three: Bomb Snatching the City (Part II)

Everyone present was shocked, could it be that the revolutionary party had already entered the city?

"What's the panic? What kind of system? Speak slowly! "Soldier Dao pretended to be calm.

"There was a man in white clothes, white pants and white shoes, who took a bomb in his hand and went to the entrance of the yamen and asked to see Lord Daotai!"

Lord Daotai gasped and said Cao Ying, Cao Ying will arrive! This revolutionary party has actually come to the door! Even if this military preparation yamen is a theater garden, I don't want to smash the field in such a big way!

"Come on, get this madman for me!" Lord Daotai said ruthlessly,

The master stopped doing it first: "Think twice, adult! ”

"Please think twice!" Everyone knelt on the ground and kowtowed like pounding garlic: "Adult, the villain's whole family is in Wuhu, if you kill the people of the revolutionary party, I am afraid that the city will be burned!" ”

"Bastard, how do you know that Wuhu can't hold it?" When these words came out, the Daotai felt ashamed, one of the civil and military officials below was counted as one, and none of them had the heart to defend the city!

Everyone made up their minds and kept kowtowing.

Daotai borrowed the slope to get off the donkey: "This is the idea of the princes!" That's it, that's it, let's get that madman, no, the revolutionary, in! ”

Chai Dongliang grabbed two "swindling bombs", and his palms were full of sweat. But when he saw the two soldiers in front of him walking and hunched over, and he didn't even dare to look at himself, he suddenly had confidence, and his legs were not weak, so he swaggered into the signing room.

walked into the signing room, looked around at the group of brilliant officials, and found that they didn't dare to look at themselves, but only peeked at them. Chai Dongliang was even more confident, and suddenly remembered Stephen Chow's "The Judge of the Dead", at this moment, he also wanted to sneer and say: "Official! This is the official of the Qing court! ”

In the 21st century, a small township chief is not good, I believe that at this moment, these officials in the signing room should also be the kind of people who look at people with their eyes facing the sky and using their nostrils, but when the world is in chaos, they are like monkeys on trees, and their red buttocks are exposed!

In the signing room, a group of pro-soldiers carried foreign guns on their backs, trying to pretend to be majestic, but their wandering eyes betrayed them, Chai Liang picked out a sneer at the corner of his mouth, and did not wait for anyone to pass it on, and broke into the lobby by himself.

The soldiers looked at each other, but in the end they didn't have the courage to stop him, so they just watched him break in.

The officials in the signing room also looked at each other, although the freak of the revolutionary party in front of him was dressed strangely, he looked like a little white-faced scholar, and he was not the legendary red eyebrows, green eyes, three heads and six arms! How could he dare to break into the military preparation yamen alone?

Chai Dongliang entered the signing room, honestly and unceremoniously found a Taishi chair to sit comfortably, took out a cigarette from his arms, lit the fire with a bang, and took a puff by himself.

His Western-style style made the officials stunned.

Lord Daotai was even more stunned, Chai Dongliang actually put the bomb on the coffee table next to the chair!

"What do you call Brother Tai's Taifu?" When Lord Daotai speaks, the speed of speech is more than twice as slow as that of ordinary people, which is the habit of old fritters in officialdom.

Officials and actors like to elongate the sound the most, and they all slap others to leave time.

"Chai Dongliang!"

"What do you call the word sir?"

Whore? This scolding people? Chai Dongliang was just about to get angry, and suddenly came to his senses, people are asking their own words! In the Qing Dynasty, people called people by honorific titles, and calling them by their names was almost equivalent to scolding, and it also seemed that they were very unqualified! Chai Dongliang vaguely remembers that the word is the explanation of the name.

"Under the small print ... Chai Dongliang said casually.

"Brother Guanghua came from afar, but he came to be a lobbyist? Sir is not afraid of the cooking? Lord Daotai sneered.

A group of pro-soldiers also cooperated with the platform, staring at the waist straight and making a majestic shape, and the leader of the leader also pressed his hand on the handle of the foreign sword.

Chai Dongliang saw their contrived appearance, he didn't feel a little funny, first took a slow puff of cigarette, and then said lazily: "That's good, please put down the oil pot!" Recently, the weather has been dry, and the skin is a little itchy, so it's not bad to take a bath in the oil pot! ”

Taking a bath in a frying pan? This revolutionary party fanatic thinks he is a monkey?

Seeing Chai Dongliang's disapproving look, Lord Daotai also felt very bored, and waved his hand at his own soldiers and said, "Stand down, a group of reckless men who don't understand the rules!" ”

The soldiers first held fragrant tea for Chai Liang, and then retreated together, and glanced at Chai Liang again before leaving, and everyone wondered in their hearts, why are the people of this revolutionary party not like ordinary people, how can they not be afraid of the swords and guns in their hands?

On the way before Chai Dongliang came to the Daotai Yamen, his legs and stomachs were tendoned, and he wanted to retreat several times, but since he saw the fake appearance of these pro-soldiers and officials, he was not afraid at all, and he faintly felt that these people were very afraid of themselves!

Mu monkey and crown, the officials of the Qing Dynasty are all surnamed this virtue, but it is not normal to not die in the country!

"Mr. is planning to use these two bombs to force Fan to comply? Since the head of the department has been taught, it has known that loyalty and filial piety should be the foundation of life! Even if he dies, he will be white! "Lord Daotai is righteous and strict.

Hang it up and sell it, planning to sell it for a good price! Chai Dongliang found that he almost had the ability to read minds, and he could see their subtext in an instant!

Hey, the officials of the Qing Dynasty are really not good, compared to the officials of the 21st century, they are still a little tender! At least the level of official tone is definitely not as good as that of officials in the 21st century!

Chai Dongliang took a sip of the tea bowl, it is indeed a good tea, the top Junshan silver needle, the entrance is sweet and fragrant, he has never drunk such a good tea, he tasted it carefully, reasoned and then smiled: "The adult said well, but I don't know how to talk about the loyalty and filial piety of the adult?" ”

"Filial piety and loyalty! Could it be that Mr. Chai doesn't even understand this? I forgot, looking at Mr.'s dress, could it be that he has been in the realm of foreigners for a long time? No wonder I have to go through this Chinese etiquette code! Fan Daotai sneered without smiling.

Chai Dongliang snorted and said, "Excuse me, my lord, where does this loyal minister come from?" ”

"Loyal ministers must come from the gate of filial piety!" Fan Daotai said without thinking.

Chai Dongliang clasped his palms together, slapped a crisp sound and said, "What the adults said is excellent!" At first glance, you can tell that you have read the books of the sages! ”

Fan Daotai said complacently: "The main hall is a jinshi in the seventeenth year of Guangxu, and it is a legend!" ”

What is Chuanlu? Chai Dongliang was stunned by what he said!

Fan Daotai has always regretted his fourth place in the imperial examination, and almost ranked first!

The prefect of Wuhu said with a smile: "Mr. Chai must have returned from the realm of foreigners, right?" This Chuanlu is the fourth place in the field, and it is a great honor to summon the famous lifters on the list to participate in the palace examination for the Son of Heaven! ”

Chai Dongliang laughed and said: "The adult is really not a mortal, so please ask the adult, where does this filial piety begin?" ”

"The body is skinned, and the parents dare not destroy it, and the beginning of filial piety is also!" Fan Daotai was a little disdainful, this fanatic of the revolutionary party actually took such a small pediatric thing to test himself!

Chai Dongliang sneered: "Then may I ask my lord, does this shaving of hair count as destroying the hair and skin of the body?" Dishonored the innocence given by his parents? ”

Fan Daotai took a breath of cool air, this madman's mouth is tricky enough, and he hit all the Han officials of the Manchu Qing Dynasty in one sentence!

Chai Dongliang pressed step by step: "Zuo Chuan once said: If you are not of my race, your heart will be different!" May I ask my lord, can this man be of the same race as the adult? ”

Fan Daotai was stunned for a long time before he reluctantly replied: "The Manchurians are also descendants of the Yellow Emperor Miao!" Naturally, it is not a foreigner! ”

"Nonsense!"

Syllable!

Chai Dongliang drank vigorously and slammed his palm on the coffee table, the tea bowl overturned, and the green Junshan silver needle spilled on the table!

The people present were silent, this little white face with a foreign devil's style, once he became angry, those eyes were as sharp as a falcon!