Chapter 31 Who is important?
The courtyard of the ninth uncle's house is not small, and the four generations are also lively in the same hall, the sister-in-law in the young man's mouth is the second daughter-in-law of the ninth uncle, who is not weak, with big hands and big butts, is the kind of woman that the countrymen are fighting for.
Outside the cowshed in the east of the yard, a sturdy yak shook its head in pain, trying to shake off the jar covering its head, and then saw that the jar on its head was not large, between the wine jar and the pickle jar, and its mouth was small but its belly was large
"Dad, what do you think this can do?" The daughter-in-law looked at the cow distressedly, but because of the rules, everything had to be decided by the father-in-law, but this father was different from other fathers, people always loved to be capable, but she was really worried!
Uncle Nine glared at her and yelled angrily, "Look at what you're doing!" Whoever has a daughter-in-law who has had such a thing, it's a shame to say it, and she won't let me work in the back! ”
Chang Zhenbang said with a smile: "It's not easy for the ninth uncle and sister-in-law to run the family business, besides, how can there be pots and pans that don't touch the pans!" If this kind of thing happens, the sister-in-law is not willing, and the uncle should not blame him too much."
Uncle Nine snorted coldly and said: "My lord, what you said is not right, women don't just give birth to babies and work, since this daughter-in-law comes to the door, the doll can't be born, and she can't do the work, she will cause trouble all day long, and this kind of woman can't give him any good face!" ”
It's hard to say anything about housework.
When the ninth uncle came to the yak, the person became much gentler, he gently stroked the cow's back, and said: "Da Hei, I will take down the altar later, and let you relax and relax, now you bear with it first!" As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and pressed the jar, and pulled it back hard, and the thick green tendons came out, but the jar still did not loosen in the slightest.
The young man who delivered the letter just now came over and said, "Uncle Jiu, just now three or four young men didn't get it down together, you better think of another way!" ”
"If you can get in, you can get out!" Uncle Nine gave him a blank look and said, "If you can't come out, how can it go in?" ”
"That's the truth!" The young man smiled and said, "But uncle, you see that this cow has already spit out foam, if you don't hurry up, there will be beef to eat tonight!" ”
"Roll the calves!" Uncle Nine punched him angrily and said, "Don't think that Lao Tzu doesn't know what you young people have in mind!" It's a person who knows how easy it is to smash a jar, but how difficult it is to earn money from a jar, you won't know! Wait until you're my age! ”
The young man was preached by him and walked away, but he didn't go far, just got into the crowd, laughed a few words, and continued to see how Uncle Nine ended!
The yak kept spitting out a mouthful of white foam, and Uncle Jiu couldn't get the cow's head out of his way even if he tried his best, so he had to sigh and look at Chang Zhenbang for help.
Chang Zhenbang smiled slightly, and with Wang Si's support, he also came to the yak cow, he gently touched the jar, and touched the hot cow's neck, seemed to have an idea, turned to Wang Si and said: "Wang Si, get some cold water from the well, the cooler the better!" ”
Wang Si smiled honestly: "Okay! But don't drink too much, your body is still weak, and catching a cold is not a trivial matter! As he spoke, he carried a bucket out of the yard, and after a while, he saw him sweating profusely and holding the bucket to Chang Zhenbang's side.
Chang Zhenbang asked for a bowl, scooped a bowl of water from under the bucket, put it to his mouth and licked it, it was really cold! He turned and fell to the neck of the ox.
The cold water smashed on the hot neck, and the yak shook very comfortably.
Niu had this kind of performance, Chang Zhenbang was very satisfied, turned to Wang Si and said, "Go get another bucket of water!" ”
Wang Si was really obedient, ran out again, and came back with a bucket.
Uncle Jiu's eyes narrowed into a line, looking Chang Zhenbang up and down, and he couldn't guess what the hell this guy was doing!
After Wang Si's water came, Chang Zhenbang asked him to go up and hug the jar on the cow's head. Just hold on instead of tugging hard. Then Chang Zhenbang called two young men who looked quite strong, and asked the two of them to lift the bucket and slowly pour it along the gap between the cow's neck and the jar.
These two young people simply let them do whatever they wanted.
The water slowly fell down the cow's neck, and the yak hummed with satisfaction, and nothing happened when the bucket of water went down, which made the people around the excitement a little disappointed.
Chang Zhenbang didn't care and continued to let them pour water.
The two guys couldn't help but be a little deflated, the water poured much faster than the first time! 、
After the two buckets of water were emptied, disappointment permeated the entire courtyard.
Uncle Nine smiled: "My lord, this doesn't seem to be a good way, let's let the old man try it!" ”
Chang Zhenbang waved his hand and said, "Uncle let me try again, if it doesn't work this time, the kid can only admit it!" Hehe! After saying that, he asked people to bring three or four buckets of cold well water.
It's just that with the failure just now, the quality of the well water in this bucket cannot be guaranteed.
Chang Zhenbang said to Wang Si: "Wang Si, when you will water later, if the jar is loose, say it, don't act without permission!" ”
Of course, Wang Si will not act without authorization, this is a major matter related to the life of a yak, which is greater than the life of a human being, and he can't afford this responsibility.
The first bucket of water was slowly poured over the cow's neck, and it had no effect. The crowd is quite calm, but it's inevitable to talk about something, it's human nature.
The second bucket of water was slowly poured on the cow's neck, but it had no effect. Everyone talked about it, no longer hiding it, it's just human nature.
The third bucket of water was slowly poured over the cow's neck, but it had no effect. Laughing loudly, cool words one after another, this is human nature.
Just when the two young men were pouring the fourth bucket of water very casually, Wang Si, who was holding the jar, seemed to feel a little different, and hurriedly said: "My lord, it seems to have moved!" ”
Everyone became lively again, but Uncle Jiu's face was a little uncomfortable.
Chang Zhenbang immediately came to his senses and said, "Continue to pour water!" Follow the cow and pull it out! ”
The two young men who poured water immediately came to their senses and slowly poured down the bucket in their hands, but it seemed that they couldn't do it with this last bit of water! Right here, Uncle Jiu's daughter-in-law didn't know where to pick up two buckets of water and put them in front of Chang Zhenbang. Uncle Jiu's face darkened a lot.
Chang Zhenbang was overjoyed and commanded the two young men to continue to fall.
The water continued to fall, and by this time there was already a mud under the yak.
Wang Siyi slipped out without paying attention, and the yak seemed to feel some strength, shook his head, put the jar on his head, and rolled out with Wang Si.
Everyone exclaimed, and Chang Zhenbang turned around and became a hero in their hearts from a clown.
Uncle Jiu's face darkened, and he said, "This young man didn't disappoint the old man, when the old man told him this method, he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to hold his breath!" Hehe! ”
At this time, Chang Zhenbang wanted to leave, but he couldn't stand the enthusiasm of the villagers, so he could only have lunch here before saying goodbye to the villagers.
This book originated from reading books