Chapter 37: Okay, We're Friends (Part I)

There is no need to look for any answers, the man in front of him is standing quietly in the crowd, no matter how many people point fingers at him, no matter how many people are curious or hostile to him, they can't make him move a little, the elegance of his independence and the fact that he can walk to Elle City alive alone has already said everything!

In the face of such a man, Shi Shaoying must admit that he is a very powerful person! But what Shi Shaoying said was: "I want to prove that a katana can still kill people on the battlefield, that's right." But your kendo path, wrong. ”

A super swordsman who has challenged nearly a hundred swordsmanship masters and has been defeated so far, is pointed at by a layman and does not say good things, as long as he is a little arrogant, he will turn his face on the spot.

But the swordsman didn't, instead he immediately bent down and bowed to Shi Shaoying, "Please advise!" ”

Shi Shaoying stretched out his hand and pointed to an off-road vehicle not far away, "If I drive that car into you, can you split me in half with the car and the car?" ”

The swordsman thought for a moment and shook his head vigorously, "No." ”

"So what would you do?"

"Get out of the way and stab you in the windshield on the side."

"You know how to dodge, huh?"

Shi Shaoying raised his voice: "Since you know that you should dodge the car that hit head-on first, and then stab the windshield, why do you want to compete with bullets?" Is it because the bullet is small, you look at people who are easy to bully? ”

At this time, Shi Shaoying really said like a knife, "Don't you like to use a katana to kill people on the battlefield, if your enemy hides in a tank, what can you do?!" ”

The expression on the swordsman's face remained the same, but he was thinking. He has always regarded soldiers armed with automatic rifles as imaginary enemies, and once a person like him has set his sights on the target, he will be distracted, and if it sounds good, it is called down-to-earth, and if it is bad, it is only in front of him. If there is no reminder from Shi Shaoying, maybe the swordsman will not suddenly find out that in the modern battlefield, in addition to automatic rifles, there are tanks and even fighter jets in the hands of soldiers in addition to automatic rifles!

"Know Bruce Lee? He once said that 'the impossible is the law, and the infinite is the finite' is the highest level of Chinese martial arts. ”

If the swordsman is Shi Shaoying's friend, at this time, as long as he looks at Shi Shaoying's face, he should know that this former soldier has killed people with a gun, and picked up the pen again as soon as he took off his military uniform, so Shi Daxian, who can pretend to be bullshit, began to fool people again: "The meaning of this passage is that people are impermanent, and if you want to develop, you must keep pace with the times, and you must learn to break the rules, otherwise, you will eventually be eliminated by history." ”

The swordsman slowly pulled out the three-foot-long sword on his body, and his wrist turned slightly, and the light reflected by the blade with fish-scale steel patterns in the sun seemed to be cold. Looking at this sharp weapon created by a famous contemporary Japanese swordsmith, the swordsman was confused about the future for the first time, just like Shi Shaoying said, using a katana to face off with a tank on the battlefield, he had no chance of winning!

In his heart, he silently recited the two sentences "The impossible is the law, and the infinite is the finite", and the swordsman was a little stupid.

Shi Shaoying's current expression was like an old pervert who was over forty years old and was trying to lure a sixteen-year-old girl to accompany him to see the 3D version of the Jade Regiment, he stretched out two fingers and gestured: "Believe it or not, as long as I give you a little guidance, the lethality of your use of a katana on the battlefield will be doubled, no, more than twice as much!" ”

The swordsman stared at Shi Shaoying's face, a man who had suffered from mild autism, his eyes actually lit up.

In front of everyone, Shi Shaoying reached out and pulled out the short small Tai knife on the swordsman's waist with the sheath, and threw it to Peter behind him without looking. Then he took the pistol that Peter had personally given him as a gift from Marshal Abdushir and pinned it to the swordsman's belt.

Taking two steps back and looking at it carefully, Shi Shaoying clapped his hands, "It's done!" ”

The swordsman looked down at the pistol on his belt and was silent.

Shi Shaoying gestured and said: "I know that when you use the knife with the second sword, you always use the longer Taidao with your right hand as the main attack weapon, and only when it is necessary, will you suddenly pull out the small Taidao at your waist with your left hand to carry out a sneak attack or block." You think, your primary weapon is still the katana, and as for the pistol...... You can still use it as a small knife, one that can block the enemy's attack when necessary, or it can shoot bullets suddenly, which is equivalent to extending the blade by 100 meters in an instant, so the attack is more sudden, faster, more effective, and more deterrent! ”

When Peter translated Shi Shaoying's words to the swordsman, the people in the audience who could barely understand a few words of English were in an uproar.

But Shi Shaoying didn't pay attention to them at all, because Shi Shaoying's target was only the swordsman in front of him: "Does someone stipulate that a katana can't be used with a pistol?" We freely combine katana and pistols to create a new combination of combat skills, which is called 'making the impossible possible'. In essence, whether it is a katana or a bullet fired from a pistol, it is an extension of our human arm, with the development of science and technology, there will definitely be weapons such as laser guns, portable laser cannons and other weapons that are more powerful than pistols and have a longer range, so we must combine these weapons into our own combat skills at any time, which is called 'infinite is limited'! ”

"But ......"

The swordsman honestly asked Shi Shaoying a question that had to be solved: "Even if I use a pistol instead of a small knife, I won't be able to deal with the tank." ”

"Didn't I just tell you that if you want to 'think that there is no law', why don't you open your mind?"

Under Shi Shaoying's gaze of hating iron and steel, he never paid attention to other people's emotions and feelings, and he was always used to doing his own thing, and for the first time he knew what it meant to be "ashamed to bow his head".

"A pistol can't work, a bazooka can always do, right? As long as you have enough staying power, what's not to do with a bazooka behind your back? ”

The swordsman nodded at first, but nodded and then shook his head: "Is the person carrying the bazooka still a swordsman?" ”

Listening to the swordsman's rhetorical question, even Peter couldn't help nodding his head again and again, and when translating to Shi Shaoying, he couldn't help but add his own originality: "When it comes to that, instead of calling him a swordsman, it's better to call him a soldier with a katana in his right hand!" ”

At this time, Shi Shaoying really took the spirit of "destroying people tirelessly" to the limit, "Have you seen the ninjas in the movie who are selected from the best swordsmen and then go through more rigorous training?" When they were fighting, did they often throw out seventeen or eighteen ninja darts before they could swing their knives? ”

The swordsman nodded, this is an indisputable fact.

"What's the difference between the ninja darts they throw and the bullets from the pistol on your belt? Isn't it just that the bullets fired from the pistol are more precise, faster, and more ruthless, think about it yourself, if the ninja had a pistol that could replace the ninja dart, would they not use it? ”

The swordsman pondered for several minutes before nodding.

In the Warring States period, a swordsman was not necessarily a ninja, but a ninja had to be a swordsman first. By analogy, it is not uncommon for swordsmen to use weapons such as ninja darts and pistols on the battlefield where they do everything.

"Think about it again, do those ninjas often drop a few bombs when facing a large group of enemies, trying to attack a large group? Essentially, how much difference is there between them dropping bombs and you attacking the enemy with a bazooka? ”

The swordsman is in contemplation...... It's all "long" range attacks, it's all thermal weapons that can explode, and after deducting the data of power, range, and accuracy, it seems that there really is no difference between ninjas dropping bombs and using RPG bazookas to bomb others.

Shi Shaoying's words were really unprecedented, thinking that no one had ever thought before, the swordsman's face showed a thoughtful look again and again, and Peter the translator, who served as a bridge of communication between the two of them, while translating Shi Shaoying's words to the swordsman, he scolded in his heart: "Flicker, flicker, flicker, f It's all sophistry, it's all fallacies......"

"Now let's go back to the original theme, you want to use a katana to chop bullets, which seems to me to be the dumbest way to do it."

Shi Shaoying's idea of fooling the dead and not paying for his life has not been finished until now, he drew a circle with a diameter of twenty centimeters above the wrist of his left hand, "Since you dare to use a katana to chop bullets, I believe that you have conducted in-depth research on the ballistics of bullets, so I will install a small bulletproof shield made of Kevlar bulletproof material and special synthetic metal on your wrist, and the chance of you using it to hold the bullet in time should not be low, right?" ”

Holy shit, even Kevlar bulletproof materials and special alloys are out!

Peter shouted frantically in his heart: "Why don't you just let people wear a body armor directly?!" ”

As soon as this idea came to Peter's mind, Shi Shaoying directly adopted and carried forward Peter's "suggestion": "Not only do you have to put a bulletproof shield on your arm, but you also wear a thickened and weighted version of the No. 5 body armor, and wear bulletproof elbow pads and knee pads on all the joints of your limbs, so that when you use a katana to chop those soldiers with automatic rifles at close range, even if they accidentally shoot and misfire, you will die!" ”

This time, there is no need for Shi Shaoying to explain what "the impossible is the law, and the infinite is limited", the swordsman himself drew inferences: "On the ancient battlefield, those swordsmen who were generals would wear armor, and there should be nothing wrong with me wearing body armor with better protection." If they could find body armor at the time, they would never have failed to wear it. ”

(To be continued)