"We caught Shang Kexi's old thief? Jiro, did our herald say the wrong thing? We actually captured Shang Kexi's old thief alive?! ”

Screaming, Fat Lu's little eyes were so big that he had never been so big in his life, and his mouth was wide enough to stuff two big duck eggs, staring at Xiao Erlang who came to report the news. Xiao Erlang replied with a smile on his face: "Back to the young master, no matter how confused the little one is, he won't hear such a big thing wrong, right?" We have caught Shang Kexi's old thief, or the third general of Yu Xuanxi caught it with his own hands, and at present, General Li and General Li are joining forces to escort Shang Kexi's old thief to this side, and they will be able to present Shang Kexi's old thief to your account immediately, young master! ”

"Congratulations to the owner! Congratulations to the host! Lu Fatzi's two dog-headed military advisors Zhu Fangdan and Wang Shaobo cheered together, and bowed to Lu Fatzi with a smile on his face, Wang Shaobo also said with a smile: "The owner is clever and clever in using soldiers, using soldiers like gods, winning more with less and capturing the enemy boss in front of the battle, I believe that after this battle, the owner can be promoted to the world's first-class generals, which is really gratifying, gratifying." ”

"Congratulations!" Fat Lu jumped three feet high, stared at the mung bean and yelled, "You know a fart!" For me, Shang Kexi can be defeated, he can be killed in battle, but he can't be captured alive! Now that he's been caught, what do I do with him? What to do with him? You say, 'What should I do now?' ”

was yelled at by Fat Man Lu so ungratefully, Uncle Wang and Zhu Fangdan suddenly remembered that after catching Shang Kexi, what should Fat Man Lu do with him? It is absolutely impossible to cut it directly, the son-in-law killed his father-in-law, no matter how reasonable it is, it is also a matter of infamy, and it will not be conducive to Lu Fatzi to appease the Guangdong army in the future, and there is no way to explain it to Shang Wanyan! Dedicated to Wu Lao Han Annihilation, with the grudges of Wu Lao Han and Shang Lao Han Annihilation, if Wu Lao Han Annihilation remembers the old hatred and slashes Shang Lao Han Annihilation with a knife, Lu Fat Man still has to bear the infamy of helping outsiders deal with his father-in-law, and there is no way to explain to the monk Wanyan of Pingnan Wangfu! Even if you let it go, you finally caught the enemy's boss but released it for no reason, and you can't explain it to your subordinates.

"Got it now, right?" Fat Lu became more and more bitter, "If it's just Shang Kexi running away, then it's easy to say anything." Even if he was cut off on the battlefield, I could also hold a memorial service afterwards to remedy it, and no one could blame me for the lack of eyes on the battlefield. Now that I'm capturing him alive, what should I do? What to do is to be infamy, angry at both ends, Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror, he is not a person inside and out! ”

Zhu Fangdan and Wang Shaobo were completely speechless, and they were quite sympathetic to Lu Fatzi's situation. But things have come to this point, Shang Lao Han can't be caught and has been caught, and if he can't be captured alive, he has already been captured alive, and Lu Fatzi, an unscrupulous son-in-law, can only use his brains desperately to figure out how to deal with his relatives and father-in-law who were captured alive. Fortunately, Fat Lu quickly remembered his cheap brother-in-law Shang Zhixin again, and patted his fat thigh and said happily: "There is a way, this matter gives Shang Zhixin a headache!" Although this brother-in-law is not bad to my brother-in-law, my brother-in-law is now in a dilemma, and now I have to ask him for help. ”

"Owner, how are you going to let Shang Zhixin carry this black cauldron for you?" Wang Shaobo asked curiously. Lu Fatzi hurriedly beckoned, called Wang Shaobo and Zhu Fangdan to the front, and muttered in their ears, and after Lu Fatzi finished talking about his shameless tricks, Wang Shaobo and Zhu Fangdan applauded together, and hurriedly picked up the pen according to the order to write a letter to Shang Zhixin, and Lu Fatzi hurriedly asked Xiao Erlang to arrange a banquet, clothes, tents and other things, ready to entertain his most unlucky old man in history.

After a long time, when the sky was light, the old man who was covered in mud and untidy armor was finally escorted into the big tent of Lu Fatzi's Chinese army, and although the battle on the bank of the Siqin River was not completely over, but now even Shang Lao Han was captured alive by the Fat Army, and the remnants of the army naturally did not need to worry, basically there was no need for Lu Fatzi to have a headache anymore. As soon as they met, Lu Fatzi didn't dare to slack off, so he quickly left the table, ran quickly to Shang Lao Han and knelt down on his knees, kowtowed and shouted: "Son-in-law Lu Yifeng, knock on your father-in-law, and say hello to your father-in-law." ”

Looking at his son-in-law kneeling in front of him with a smile on his face, if Shang Lao Han was not still pressed by the soldiers of the Fat Army, he would definitely kick this unscrupulous son-in-law to death, struggling and roaring: "Shameless thief, don't pretend to be pretentious here!" Kill me, kill me! ”

"Father-in-law, don't be joking." Lu Fatzi said with a wry smile: "The son-in-law is a junior, you are an elder, or the brother-in-law of the son-in-law, the son-in-law has a hundred more guts, and he doesn't dare to touch a single hair, right?" ”

"Little thief! Shameless thief! Shang Lao Han almost fainted, and he just roared wildly, "Little thief, kill Lao Tzu!" Kill Lao Tzu! If you still have a little shame and conscience, you will kill Lao Tzu immediately! ”

"Father-in-law, please be calm." Lu Fatzi smiled even more bitterly and said: "We are all a family, what can you say slowly, the son-in-law has already asked people to prepare a change of clothes for the father-in-law, please go to the father-in-law to change clothes and bathe first, and then the son-in-law will pick up the wind and wash the dust for the father-in-law." ”

"Come on, hurry up and wait for the prince to change his clothes in the back tent." After that, Lu Fatzi didn't give Shang Lao Han a chance to defend himself, and immediately ordered a few unlucky guys to drag Shang Lao Han Jian, who was jumping and scolding, into the back tent, and forcibly changed his clothes and bathed. Yu Xuan, Li Tianzhi and the others happily pushed out Jin Guang, Shang Lao Han's henchman, "My lord, we also caught this." ”

"It's Mr. Kim." Dealing with the golden light that had calculated himself, Fat Lu naturally didn't need to be so polite, and said directly without a smile: "Mr. Jin, don't come to harm?" Last time I was in Guangzhou, I was taken care of by you, but I have never forgotten it. ”

"Don't blame Lord Lu, each is his own master." Jin Guang smiled bitterly and said helplessly: "If Master Lu refuses to forgive the student, he can execute the student immediately, and the student does not dare to complain." ”

"It's refreshing." is still so calm and free when he dies, and Fat Lu also admires this golden light a little - at least a hundred times stronger than the book of the full dog Wang Yejie. At that moment, Lu Fatzi smiled and said: "But Mr. Jin doesn't have to worry, I won't kill you, on the contrary, when the war is over, I will let you go back and ask you to send a letter to the prince of Pingnan." Mr. Jin can also go to change clothes and have dinner first, and then go to meet the prince of Pingnan later, and see if the prince has anything to say for Mr. to take back to Guangdong. ”

"Lord Shelu." Jin Guang breathed a sigh of relief, hurriedly thanked him honestly, and let the Fat Army soldiers escort him down to change clothes and eat. Taking advantage of this opportunity, Yu Xuan grabbed Lu Fatzi, dragged Lu Fatzi to the corner of the tent, smiled and asked in a low voice: "Dead Fatty, I helped you catch Shang Kexi's old thief and help you make great achievements, how can you thank me?" ”

"How can I thank you?" Fat Lu smiled even more bitterly, and replied in a low voice: "In this way, I will buy you more beautiful girls as maids, and let them be dowry maids in the future, and serve your future father-in-law with you, so it's okay, right?" ”

"Die, you!" Yu Xuan was furious, and punched and kicked Lu Fatzi.

In any case, after capturing Shang Lao Han on the battlefield, it is still a blessing and misfortune for Lu Fat Man in the long run, but there are still many benefits in the short term, at least, when the Fat Man Army showed Shang Lao Han Annihilation armor on the bank of the Siqin River, and announced that Shang Lao Han Jan had been captured by the army, even after the defeat, the main force of the Guangdong Qing Army, whose strength was still far above the Fat Man Army, suddenly collapsed, and the Fat Army took the initiative to retreat twenty miles without the Fat Man Army, and retreated all the way to the west side of Zhongshan Ferry Xiazhai, Although Shang Zhidian, the sixth son of Shang Zhidian, who was lucky enough to escape from the life of the soldier, also fled back to the army camp, the Qing army was already depressed, not to mention that the talent was not outstanding Shang Zhidian, that is, the courage was not under the Shang Lao Han Annihilation, Shang Zhixin was present, and it would never be possible to return to the sky.

Diametrically opposed to the demoralized Qing army in Guangdong, the fat army is full of drums and thunder, from top to bottom, everyone is smiling, celebrating the victory of the army, but Lu Fatzi is sad and helpless, for no other reason, Shang Laohan is on a hunger strike! In the Wu military camp, Shang Lao Han Jian not only refused to eat a mouthful of food and drink a sip of water, but also threatened to die of hunger strike rather than be escorted to Wu Lao Han to be humiliated - if he really let his father-in-law starve to death in his own camp, Lu Fatzi, the son-in-law, would have no way to explain to the world in the future.

In desperation, the filial son-in-law Lu Fatzi had no choice but to kowtow in front of Shang Lao Han Jan with wine and food in person, and begged Shang Lao Han Jan to eat and drink water, but unfortunately Shang Lao Han Jan had made up his mind, no matter how Lu Fat Man pleaded and begged, he just refused to open his mouth to eat, even if Lu Fat Man sent someone to pry open his teeth and pour food into his mouth, he would immediately squirt out, and even bit several soldiers who fed him, Lu Fat Man stared dryly, and was always helpless.

In fact, Lu Fatzi didn't expect his hardcore Han Annihilation old man to give in to him and order the Guangdong army to surrender to the Wu army - even if Shang Lao Han was willing to give this order, Shang Zhixin, who stayed in Guangdong, might not listen. Lu Fatzi didn't expect to be able to exchange Shang Laohan's annihilation for any reward from Wu Laohan's annihilation, even if Wu Laohan's annihilation gave more rewards, Lu Fatzi's infamy would not be reduced by half a point. Lu Fatzi currently just hopes that Shang Lao Han will be alive, as long as he lives until Jin Guang sends the letter to Shang Zhixin, let Shang Zhixin be in a dilemma for himself, as long as the event Wu Lao Han Zhan officially fights the day when the anti-Qing Dynasty and the restoration of the Ming Dynasty or the revival of the Han Dynasty are destroyed, even if Lu Fatzi personally cuts off this hardcore Han Annihilation old man, Lu Fatzi will not blink his eyelids. But at the moment, Wu Laohan did not raise the banner of righteousness, and the disaster did not have time to lead to Shang Zhixin's side, Shang Laohan died of hunger strike in the fat man's military camp, and the infamy and sin of Lu Fatzi's son-in-law were great.

"Father-in-law, you can eat a little." Lu Fatzi held the food and wine and bowed again, and said with a sad face: "Father-in-law, you are almost seventy years old, if you continue to eat or drink like this, if there are any three long and two short, how can the son-in-law explain to Wan Yan?" How to explain to the world? ”

"Lao Tzu just doesn't eat, he just doesn't drink." Shang Lao Han gritted his teeth and said: "Lao Tzu just wants to let the world know how shameless and despicable you are this little cub, you said that you would retreat for thirty miles, but you set up an ambush halfway to plot against your father-in-law!" Lao Tzu wants everyone in the world to know how shameless and ungrateful you are! Let everyone in the world see clearly the sinful face of your little cub! ”

"Father-in-law, victory or defeat is a common thing in soldiers, what kind of shame is it for you to lose in the hands of your son-in-law?" Lu Fatzi said with a wry smile: "On the contrary, people in the world will still think that your father-in-law has a unique vision and has chosen a good son-in-law. ”

"Lao Tzu kicked you to death!" If it weren't for the personal soldiers, Shang Laohan would have jumped up and kicked to death this shameless son-in-law, and roared angrily: "Lao Tzu was blind back then, and he didn't slaughter your little cub with a knife, so that our Shang family produced a shameless person like you who betrayed the country and sought glory!" I'm sorry for the saints of heaven and earth, and I'm sorry for the people of the Eight Banners of the Qing Dynasty! Lao Tzu regrets it so much now that even his intestines are green! ”

"Fuck you, shame on your face!" Fat Lu was also angry, and smashed the wine and food in his hand on the old man's face, and roared: "Old man, are you crazy? Do you think Lao Tzu really doesn't dare to kill you?! Not to mention anything else, just because of your crime of massacring 700,000 Han compatriots in Guangzhou, Lao Tzu wants to cut you with a thousand knives and put you to death! Didn't you rely on your daughter to be my wife, and gambled that Lao Tzu wouldn't dare to kill you, an old man? Lao Tzu told you that he really forced Lao Tzu to be anxious, and Lao Tzu still cut you with a knife! If your daughter dares to make trouble, Lao Tzu will divorce her and let her go back there! ”

"Good! Very good! Shang Lao Han was really tough, raised his head, and shouted: "Little cub, it's best to do it now and slaughter Lao Tzu!" Use Lao Tzu's head to be a stepping stone for you to be promoted and make a fortune! ”

"Killed you?" Fat Lu suddenly laughed and said, "No way! Not only will I not kill you, but I will also use your name to give the Emperor of the Mangou a table, scold the eighteenth generation of the ancestors of the Mangou Emperor, and announce that you are going to raise an army against the Qing Dynasty and restore the Ming Dynasty! I also want everyone to let out the word, saying that after you, an old man, were captured alive by my son-in-law, in order to pray for life, you took the initiative to kowtow to my son-in-law and ask for guilt, wagging your tail like a dog and begging for mercy, so that you will die, and you will leave a reputation for eternity and a stench for thousands of years! ”

"Little cub, you dare!" Shang Lao Han was shocked.

"Why don't you dare?" Fat Lu sneered and shouted: "Erlang, go and call Hong Xiguan, let Hong Xiguan use his muscles and bones to remove the jaw joints and limb joints of this old man, and then pour rice porridge and ginseng soup into his mouth!" If he still doesn't eat, he pulls his mouth to the sky and pours it into his mouth! Lao Tzu wants to see how tough he can be! ”

Xiao Erlang took the order and left, and Lu Fatzi smiled at the thunderous old man Shang: "Old thing, you're angry, aren't you?" Lao Tzu told you that if you want to take revenge, you can give Lao Tzu a chance to survive, and now the prince of Pingxi is trying to negotiate peace with the Mangou court, you are such an important prisoner, the prince of Pingxi will not be willing to kill him like this, you still have hope of returning to Guangdong! If you want to find Lao Tzu for revenge, let Lao Tzu live, if you die, you will never have a chance to take revenge! After that, Fat Lu didn't pay attention to Shang Lao Han's roaring and shouting, and went straight out of the military tent where Shang Lao Hanzhan was imprisoned, leaving Yu Xuan to cover his mouth and snicker in front of the military tent.

After returning to the big tent, Lu Fatzi asked Shang Lao Han's henchman Jin Guang to be escorted, and directly threw a letter in front of Jin Guang, and shouted: "Go back and tell Shang Zhixin that the soldiers of the prince of Pingnan entered Guangxi, all because of the instigation of Jin Guangzu, the governor of Liangguang, and Tong Yangju, the governor of Guangdong. Okay, you can roll. ”

"This kid is really ruthless, he was disloyal and unfilial to arrest his father-in-law, and he wanted to drag his eldest brother into the water together to share the infamy for him." Jin Guang muttered in his heart, but he didn't dare to say a word more, just silently picked up the letter from Fat Lu to Shang Zhixin, and said cautiously: "Master Lu, you said that you want the students to see the prince again, do you still want the students to meet now?" ”

"No need." Lu Fatzi replied coldly: "I will never kill my own father-in-law, if he has any explanation, I will send someone to deliver a letter to Guangdong." Jin Guang had no choice but to honestly agree, and took Lu Fatzi's letter and was escorted out of the camp by the Fat Army soldiers and returned to the Qing Army camp in Guangdong to report the news.

"Damn, carry this infamy, just carry this infamy." Seeing Jin Guang limping away from his back, Lu Fatzi muttered in a low voice, "Anyway, sooner or later, Lao Tzu will play the banner of rejuvenating the Han Dynasty and destroying the Manchurian, even if he kills the Han and annihilation of the old man, it can be regarded as a righteous annihilation of relatives, and the duke is selfless." Alas, I really shouldn't have abducted my daughter as a wife before, but now I am in a dilemma, and retribution has finally come. ”

After finally making up his mind to completely turn the face of his wife and mother's family, Lu Fatzi finally relaxed, and made up his mind to confront the main force of the Qing army in Guangdong across the river, and insisted on the Baixia ferry to prevent the main force of the Qing army from having a chance to cross the river. The day after Jin Guang returned to the Qing army camp, the Qing army in Guangdong sent an envoy to bring some clothes and food to Shang Lao Han Jian, promising to return to Guangdong immediately and withdraw from the occupied Guangxi city land, and asked Lu Fatzi to ensure the safety of Shang Lao Han's life and not to pursue. Of course, Lu Fatzi agreed, and also asked the Guangdong Qing army not to disturb the people on the way to withdraw from Guangxi, and promised not to pursue, and the envoy of the Guangdong Qing army thanked him and returned to the camp to hand over the order.

On the day of the Mid-Autumn Festival on August 15 of the 11th year of the mite Qingkang Mazi, the first fire and battle between the East Route Army of Pingxi Wangfu and the main force of Pingnan Wangfu ended, and Pingxi Wangfu won a complete victory. The main force of Pingnan Wangfu was completely defeated, and he had no intention of fighting again, so he was forced to sign an alliance with Pingxi Wangfu, and the whole army withdrew from Guangxi. The news spread, the world shook, and the name of Lu Yifeng, the despicable god of war of Lu Yifeng, the commander of the Yunnan-Guizhou army, also resounded throughout China!

At the same time, on the battlefield in Hunan, the main force of the Wu army led by Wu Lao Han personally broke through Yuezhou, and the commanders of the Qing army, Tu Hai and Yue Le, fled back to Wuchang. On the battlefield of Sichuan, forced by the Wu army to come to the city, the Sichuan governor Luo Sen and the admiral Zheng Jiaolin were also forced to open the gate of Chengdu and surrender, play the banner of the Qing monarch, kill the Qing officials and generals who refused to surrender to Wu, and accept the jurisdiction of the Pingxi Palace.

At this point, the first phase of the Wu army's anti-Qing campaign was basically over, and Wu Sangui's army won a complete victory on the third front, not only annihilating the main force of the Qing army's Eight Banners in one fell swoop, but also eating the three provinces of Guangxi, Biyuan and Sichuan in one go, expanding the territory by nearly two times, and expanding the number of troops by more than 200,000! In the face of a series of military victories of the Yungui army, the Mites Qing court shook up and down, and they couldn't stop in panic. However, the Han people who cherished the former Ming Dynasty saw a glimmer of hope for the restoration of the Qing Dynasty, and countless literati took the initiative to contact Wu Jun and expressed their willingness to serve Wu Jun; Taiwan's Zheng Jing Army, the last force of the Ming Dynasty overseas, also took the initiative to send an envoy to contact Wu Sangui, begging Wu Sangui to raise the banner of opposing the Qing Dynasty and restoring the Ming Dynasty, and expressed his willingness to accept Wu Sangui's command and join forces with Wu Sangui to oppose the Qing!

Behind the infinite scenery is a huge hidden worry, just as the Yungui army is attacking the city all the way, the mite Qing ruler, who has an infinite human and material base and a huge strategic space, has also quietly launched a series of dirty and dark counterattacks. Unfortunately, our Lu Yifeng, Lu Sanhao, and Lu Fatzi are extremely important targets in the counterattack plan of the Mite Qing rulers............

(To be continued)