(Demon Boy: The second is more presented, this volume focuses on introducing all kinds of strange friends around the protagonist, and after the protagonist enters Somalia in the future, these people will enter Somalia in batches and fight side by side with the protagonist.) So, keep your eyes peeled and watch and see which character you like. ）

In 2010, the Beijing Olympic Games have been successfully concluded for two years, in Taiyuan, Shanxi, a bank business hall.

At nine o'clock in the morning, as soon as the office window of the bank business hall was officially opened, someone made an extraordinary move and put a dollar on the counter, "Save money." ”

After the bank staff completed the deposit procedures for the customer and transferred a dollar into the account designated by the other party, she just wanted to press the caller to let the next customer handle the business, and the person sitting opposite her sent the ATM card to her, and the customer smiled with a smile, "Trouble, take a dollar." ”

Depositing a dollar in the account, withdrawing another dollar, and so on, the customer had a lot of fun, but the customer who was waiting for the deposit and withdrawal was complaining.

After receiving the report, the manager on duty hurried over and tried to persuade the customer to give up this kind of money-saving game, but no matter how hard he tried, the customer just turned a deaf ear, and after ten minutes, the customer turned his head with a sudden look, and then took out a "disability certificate" from his pocket, and the words on the disability certificate proved that he was deaf and did not hear anything. What the manager on duty said just now is all about playing the piano to the cow.

This is only the first business window, and the drama that is being staged in the second business window makes the sales staff want to cry without tears and want to talk.

An aunt who looked to be at least sixty years old, already gray-haired, but still in good health, was sitting there, and sent her ID card into the window along with a hundred yuan, "Girl, help aunt open some accounts, save one dollar per household, and open a hundred." ”

The aunt said it lightly, but the staff couldn't help but gasp.

Opening a bank account is not as simple as deposit and withdrawal, what identity information is entered, what bank passbook is handled, all kinds of procedures are troublesome, and this aunt has to use the same ID card to handle a hundred accounts, needless to say, this counter does not want to receive a second guest today.

The staff behind the second counter is still shocked by the aunt's "big hand", the aunt has opened the cloth bag in her hand, and took out two bottles of water from it, and the salesman saw that in addition to the water in the cloth bag, there are steamed buns in the plastic bag, a few bags of mustard, plus a green oil, white flowers, and a crisp bite in the mouth...... Spring onion?!

Faced with this scene, even this bank staff couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "I'm really prepared!" ”

The customer sitting in front of the third section of the business window was an old man who was also close to Gu Xi, he sat on the counter, put his crutches aside, and before he said what business he wanted to handle, he first took out a yellow semiconductor radio from his pocket, put a headphone into his right ear, and tuned to the program he wanted to listen to.

Seeing this scene, the staff sitting behind the third business window, I don't know why, so naturally a sense of absolute ominous coolness swelled in their hearts.

The customer at the fourth business window looked relatively normal, he was about thirty-five or sixteen years old, and his body had already begun to gain weight, but he was not fat enough to make people look sideways. At first glance, he looked like he was engaged in a civil servant or white-collar profession that stayed in the office all the time and did not have to bear the sun and rain, and the skin of his whole body was quite well maintained, and his face was still glowing red.

But this customer is the most abnormal!

Each time, he asked for 44,444 yuan and 4 cents to be withdrawn, and then asked the salesman to open another account with his ID card and deposit the 44,444 yuan and 4 cents into the new account. After saving, he would deposit another dollar into the account, and then ask the salesman to take out 44,414 yuan and four cents from the new account, and then cancel the account......

Every time he tossed it, according to the bank's rules, the salesman had to recount the bills twice with the whole change and coins, open a new account, and cancel an account. Looking at the appearance of this guest, it is probably impossible not to insist on the bank getting off work until today.

These four gods sat in front of the bank's business window, showing an immovable atmosphere, those for various reasons, must rush to the bank early in the morning to handle business customers are really anxious, the whole hall is full of complaints, look at the atmosphere, four obviously nothing to find a guy, has become a street rat everyone shouting and beating, you know, this bank only has four business windows!

However, if you think about it with your toes, you can know that there are many people who curse in secret, and there is not a single person who really has the courage to rush up and fight. As the saying goes, those who come are not good, those who are good do not come, everyone knows that the bank is a big business, the ability is extraordinary, and the characters who dare to run here to tease the tiger's whiskers, before finding out the details, who dares to rush up and play a pony across the river?!

The attention of the manager on duty quickly fell on the man sitting at the fourth business window. Disabled people, that is a special group in society, some people say that they are a vulnerable group, in fact, compared to ordinary people, they should be called a "strong group", if you don't believe it, you beat a disabled person to try, and the pressure of social public opinion makes you unable to eat and walk.

As for the old aunt and old man at the No. 2 and No. 3 windows, let alone beating people, the manager on duty even suspected that if any of them in the staff couldn't control their emotions for a while, they pushed each other on the shoulder, and they lay on the ground with the trend, so that they would not die but also lose their skin. You don't look at it, there is no one next to you when you run the red light, but the drivers are like seeing the Virgin Mary one by one, and they don't even dare to press the horn easily, lest they scare people, aren't they these old aunts and old men?!

So, it seems, only the man in window four is the best to deal with. But the manager on duty was wrong, and as soon as the man spoke, he knew he was wrong.

"According to the regulations of your bank, as a customer, don't I have the freedom to deposit, withdraw money, open an account, and close my account? If you stipulate that a customer can deposit and open an account several times a day, please show it to me. ”

The manager on duty couldn't help but be dumbfounded, but a clerk behind him couldn't help but speak, "You don't have any substantive meaning at all, but you affect other customers, and let forty or fifty people sit there and wait, which is inevitably unethical to society." ”

"If you just say that I'm hurting others and not benefiting myself, it's over."

The man still looked calm, spread his hands and asked, "Then may I ask, according to the regulations of your bank, how long do I let other guests wait, can it not be considered a loss of social morality?" Again, according to the regulations of your bank, are people who like to harm others and not to themselves, and they are not qualified to be your customers, nor are they eligible to enjoy your services? If so, please show the relevant regulations! ”

The corner of the manager's eyes kept jumping, and the customer in front of him, who was harming others and not benefiting himself, kept holding on to the four words "bank regulations", leaving no room for thorns in every sentence, and it was clear that he was here to find fault. Combined with the current situation that the four business windows are now "blocked", it is absolutely not an exaggeration to say that this is an organized and premeditated sabotage operation.

Ten minutes later, a whizzing police car stopped in front of the bank, and the manager on duty reported the incident.

Normally, people who seek provocation are either people who can't swallow their anger for a while and want to vent out, or they are usually cannon fodder who are invited to be used as gunmen by people for what they usually do. When the first type of people arrive, most of them have already vented most of the stuffiness in their chests, and when the anger is lowered, they will naturally know how to advance and retreat; The second type of people, to put it bluntly, are idle gangsters, they will be congenitally timid when they see the police, as long as the police mediate a little, they will get off the donkey and flash people quickly.

It turned out that a similar situation had been encountered in the bank, and asking the police to come forward was indeed a tried-and-true killer feature.

But today's killer weapon is also doomed to fail!

The customers of the fourth window obviously do not belong to the above two types. The first thing he said to the police, who were accompanied by members of the bank's legal department, was, "Please show your law enforcement certificate." ”

After carefully reading the police ID cards of the three police officers in front of him, the customer handed his ID card to the other side, and then asked, "Am I breaking the law?" Or is there a case where I was caught up in it, and you need to ask me to go back and help with the investigation? If you have one, please present an arrest warrant or other written document. ”

The lead officer shook his head.

"So may I ask, in the past week, there have been 27 theft cases in your jurisdiction, in KTV and entertainment cities and other places, there have been four drunken fights, including one case of using a knife to hurt people, and three cases of missing people, these cases, you have solved them all, and they have all been dealt with?"

The leading officer's eyes flashed, and the attitude on his face, the attitude he showed, became noticeably cautious. "How do you know this?"

"I am a member of the Provincial Writers Association, and I also serve as a special reporter for a legal newspaper, a legal radio station, and a television station's legal program.

The leading police officer shook his head, don't look at the rampant fake testimony now, you can make one for more than 100 yuan, as if it can be made true with fake, but in front of them who have received professional training, as soon as a document is touched in their hands, they can basically determine whether it is true or false, not to mention that the man in front of him has three press cards.

"I didn't break the law, and I didn't have any cases that need to be investigated by the police, and my current behavior has not affected public order. Wouldn't it be all my book lovers who know that I do business in the bank, so they rushed over and asked me to sign a commemorative note? ”

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