236 Family Law
Seeing that the old man Luan was very angry, Luan Miao and Luan Diao hurriedly went up to wait, handing tea and beating their chests, and the old man Luan was much more angry.
Luan Diao's gave Luan Yi a look, and blamed Luan Yi on the other hand, saying: "Yi'er really went too far this time, don't you hurry up and apologize to your grandfather!" ”
Luan Yi looked sincere, knelt down and said, "The child is wrong! ”
"No, you can't just apologize this time." The old man Luan asked Luan Yi, "Lao Tzu asked you, what are the eight precepts on the Luan family's family motto?" ”
"1. Do not seek money and kill yourself, 2. Do not steal and commit adultery, 3. Do not be lazy and slack, 4. Do not commit adultery and lust, 5. Do not lie and lie falsely, 6. Do not gamble and spread money, 7. Do not bully, and 8. Do not betray friends......"
"Isn't that clear to you? What did I tell you before? Among the eight precepts, prostitution and gambling must not be touched! You bastard just won't listen. Regardless of such a good daughter-in-law at home, you have to run to the outside to wander! Do you still want Lao Tzu to hold his great-grandson in his lifetime? Old man Luan said angrily.
"Yesterday was a special situation, !ww. Guo Jia called me to Yihong Courtyard!" Luan Yi decisively pushed the responsibility on Guo Jia's head.
"One more, betraying friends!" Old man Luan snorted coldly, and then said: "The boy of the Guo family, I can't control Luan Tao, I'll take care of you!" I see that you have been a teenager for two years, and you are a little ignorant of the sky, if you don't teach you a lesson, you don't know how many eyes Ma Wang Ye has. Lao Tzu tells you that in Lao Luan's family, Lao Tzu is the sky, even if you become a general and prime minister, you have to listen to Lao Tzu. Nor can it violate the rules of the clan. Say it yourself, what punishment should be given for violating the two clan rules! ”
Luan Yi was bitter, "Back to my grandfather, I violated a 20-family law." Two is 40 hits. ”
"Good! Come on, take the family law! ”
The old housekeeper Luan Zhong ran to the firewood room and brought a wooden stick the size of a bowl.
Luan Yi looked at the size of the stick and exclaimed, "Damn!" Why is it so big. "In my memory, the family method is a small stick the thickness of a thumb, why has it become a big stick now?
"As you grow up, of course your family law has grown up!" The old man Luan looked like a matter of course, took the big stick with his own hands, and shouted, "Get down!" ”
"Look, Grandfather! I'm a regular customer, can I get a discount? Luan Yi pleaded.
"If you talk nonsense, Lao Tzu will give you an increase in quantity without increasing the price!" Not to mention, in recent years, the old man Luan has learned a lot of new words from Luan Yi, most of which are in the business field. "Get down!"
"Hmm......" Luan Yi cried with a sad face, obediently lying on the ground waiting for the coming storm. Yes...... Grandfather, you're really beaten! ”
"If you don't really fight, you can't play a game with you?" The old man Luan personally operated the knife, and cracked it according to Luan Yi's ass and eggs, which was a fat beating.
At first, Luan Yi still hummed twice as a response. However, the old man Luan was really hardworking, and he didn't spare his hands at all, and it was estimated that he used all the strength to eat. The one that hit it down is strong!
Luan Yi was really hurt after being beaten ten times, "Huh...... Ancestor, spare your life. Tap ...... Oh my mother...... Help me! ”
Luan Diao turned his head with tears in his eyes and couldn't bear to look at it.
After swinging 20 hammers in a row, the old man Luan became weak. threw the stick on Luan Miao's body, panting and said, "You can do the rest." Educate your good son! ”
"I'm coming!" Luan Miao came to Luan Yi's side and glanced at his son's blood-stained crotch, and the stick in his hand couldn't be picked out no matter what. I was distressed, only to hear the old man Luan shouting, "What are you doing in a daze?" Hit! Unfilial son, Lao Tzu's words don't work or what? ”
Luan Miao was startled, "Yi'er, don't blame your father, listen to your grandfather for your father!" After speaking, he picked up the wooden stick and smashed it lightly on Luan Yi's buttocks.
"Bear baby, what if you haven't eaten? Do some hard work! ”
"Hey!" Luan Miao glanced at her father bitterly, then looked at her wife, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "Yi'er, I got a real character for my father!" ”
"Don't ...... Ah......h
In the backyard, Cai Yan, Diao Chan, Zhen Mi and Princess Changping, who were busy with their own affairs, heard the chaos in the front yard, and could faintly hear Luan Yi's screams. So he hurried over.
As soon as he entered the main hall, he saw Luan Yi lying on the ground, Luan Miao picked up a big stick, smashed Luan Yi's ass with all his strength, and slapped Luan Yi's ass red.
Diao Chan didn't say a word, ran forward and pounced on Luan Yi, intending to use his delicate body to block the flying sticks for Luan Yi.
"Grandfather, Daddy, what's going on?" Cai Yan asked in surprise.
The old man Luan took the initiative to answer, "Luan Yi has violated the clan rules, and the old man is using the family law." ”
Hearing this explanation, Luan Yi was very happy. He realized that Old Man Luan made such a vague explanation, without detailing the reason for violating the clan rules, in order to hide the absurdity of yesterday's night for him and prevent him from having trouble with several daughters-in-law. In this way, it helped him solve a lot of trouble.
"Grandfather, Brother Yi is injured like this, and he knows that he is wrong. Spare him! As soon as Zhen Mi spoke, all the women agreed, "Yes, yes!" Grandfather spared Ziqi/Luan Lang/husband! ”
Old man Luan shook his head mercilessly, "No! This time he violated two clan rules and was to be reprimanded with a rod.40 Now it's only 34 hits, and it's still 6 hits! It's all over when it's over. ”
"Six more?" Princess Changping's face was pale, "This princess doesn't allow her grandfather to beat her husband again." The husband is now an important minister of the imperial court, which can be described as a great opportunity. If he was injured due to family responsibilities and delayed national affairs, would his grandfather be able to afford to pay the responsibility? ”
Hearing the junior's sharp words reprimanding him, the old man Luan was furious in his heart. But there is nothing to be done, who makes his granddaughter-in-law noble, the princess of the Han Dynasty and the sister of His Majesty the Emperor! Now, she has raised the matter to the level of the daily operation of the Han court, and the old man Luan can't refute it if he wants to, and he wants to obediently obey the order and let Luan Yi go.
But at this time, I heard Luan Yi angrily reprimand Princess Changping, and said, "How can you talk to your grandfather?" Marrying into the Luan family, you are the daughter-in-law of the Luan family, and you have this attitude in the face of the patriarch and the husband's own grandfather? Don't apologize to your grandfather yet! ”
Hearing this, Princess Changping's face was pale, "Husband? This princess is protecting you! ”
"The state has its own laws, and the clan has its own rules. Violated the rules of the clan and deserved to be punished. No need for protection! On the contrary, you are so rude to your grandfather? It's really unfilial! Luan Yi knows that grandfather Luan Tao has the best face in this life. Now that he is being confronted by his granddaughter-in-law, he must be angry. In addition, in the past few days after returning to Jinan, Luan Fu told Luan Yi that he had heard people in the house talk that during the year Luan Yi went on the expedition, Princess Changping relied on her noble background and acted as a prestige at home, and she had a posture of not taking her grandfather, father and mother, other wives and concubines and family members of the Luan family in her eyes. Therefore, this time, in order to extinguish the fire for Old Man Luan, and at the same time, it is also to combat the condescending arrogance of Princess Changping. Luan Yi decided to rectify the family style and re-establish the unshakable status of his grandfather and parents in the family. "What are you doing? Don't apologize to your grandfather yet! ”
"What Princess Ben said is reasonable, why apologize?" Princess Changping cried.
"Why?" Luan Yi snorted coldly, "Just because of 'unfilial piety' and 'long-term marriage without children', they are among the top seven." If you don't apologize to my grandfather and annoy me, even if you are a princess, I will definitely divorce you! ”
"Huh? Husband wants to divorce me? Princess Changping's legs were weak, and if it weren't for the help of the maid, she almost fell to the ground. After a moment of trance, he relieved himself, and his face was full of tears, "Husband, don't leave Princess Xiuben!" This princess can't leave her husband, she really can't leave her husband. Please......"
Luan Yi resolutely said: "It's okay to stop." Apologize to my grandfather immediately! Otherwise, there is no need to talk about it. ”
Princess Changping has been in a high position for a long time, and in this life, others have always apologized to her, which one of them has said "I'm sorry". However, this time, in order to continue to stay in the Luan family, she gave up. What royal dignity, what dignity and inferiority, all are false and fake, what is more worthy of attachment than growing old with a husband. She almost collapsed, and came to Luan Tao with the help of the maid, and obediently half-bent her body to salute, "Grandfather, my father...... Granddaughter-in-law is wrong! I beg your pardon! ”
Luan Tao was stunned, Luan Miao and Luan Diao were directly stupid. The three of them got up at the same time and helped Princess Changping up together, "This can't be helped, it can't be helped!" ”
Luan Yi said: "There is something that cannot be helped. She is your granddaughter-in-law and daughter-in-law, and she is a junior. What's the point of saying an apology? In the future, if you dare to be so disrespectful as today, don't blame me for turning my face and being ruthless. ”
"Husband, this princess doesn't dare!" Princess Changping cried and cried, aggrieved. Cai Yan and Diao Chan hurriedly stepped forward and comforted them.
Zhen Mi took the opportunity to see that Luan Tao's mood had turned cloudy and sunny, and said, "Grandfather." Look, how about Brother Yi'er's board, just forget it? ”
Before the old man Luan could respond, Luan Yi said solemnly: "Women's affairs are not in charge of men." Mencius said: 'If you don't follow the rules, you can't make a square circle'. Only by 'violating the rules must be corrected and punished strictly', can the family continue to prosper. Therefore, the 40 rods under the clan rules will be 40, and it cannot be less! This is the tradition of my old Luan family, and it is also an unswerving persistence! ”
"Well said! It is the species of the old Luan family. The old man Luan gave a thumbs up, and his old face flushed with excitement, "With these few words, the last six strokes are still handled by Lao Tzu himself!" ”
"Huh?" Luan Yi had a bitter stomach. Don't look at my dad is middle-aged, but my dad has been rich and pampered all his life, unlike the old man Luan, when his family background was not as good as later. Therefore, his strength is far less than that of Old Man Luan. This time, it is better to change the old man Luan's operation, it is better than the execution of the father!
However, after taking a blow from Old Man Luan, Luan Yi obviously noticed that Old Man Luan was in a good posture, looking ruthless, fierce and ruthless. But the stick hit the butt and it didn't hurt at all. He immediately understood that Old Man Luan began to show mercy to his subordinates, so he relieved his heart and squeaked and pretended to scream.
The family law was quickly completed, after promising Old Man Luan that he would never do it again. Old man Luan nodded with satisfaction, took out a bottle of bone-setting medicine from his arms and handed it to Diao Chan. Let Luan Zhong and Luan Fu carry Luan Yi back to the room.