809, Zhuge Liang and Jiang Wei's Chapter [1/2]

The second year of the big budding calendar, early spring!

In the side room of Sun Yu's bedroom, Zhuge Liang sat on Sun Yu's shoulder, held Sun Yu's face with his small hand, put his small mouth to Sun Yu's ear, and whispered: "Okay, Zhen Mi has left, you are comfortable enough with her, it's time to continue cracking the jade seal." ”

"Okay, I'll crack it...... Urging and urging all day long, urging people to death. Sun Yu muttered unhappily: "Do you want to let people rest?" ”

Zhuge Liang also said unhappily: "You are embarrassed to say that you play with women in the harem all day long, where is your previous diligence?" Belch...... I retract the preface, you have never been diligent before. ”

"Less nonsense, don't make me angry, and play with you." Sun Yu threatened viciously.

"Come on, do you have the ability to play with me?" Zhuge Liang straightened his small chest: "My height is only one foot, I don't believe you can drop me." ”

"Cut, I know, you deliberately provoke me, and you use this kind of thing to tease me, just to want me to turn you back into an adult." Sun Yu snorted: "Don't use this kind of careful eye on me, don't worry, I will definitely restore you to an adult." ”

"Void Color, come out, try my latest program......" Sun Yu summoned the Void Colour Robot.

The virtual figure faintly appeared in mid-air, and she said in a mechanical voice: "This robot solemnly warns the senior VIP user Sun Yu, in the past year, you have repeatedly used the vulnerabilities of the system program to attack the system, and the system has dialed 110 and sent an email to the police station, accusing you of attempting to maliciously attack the company's game program, you just wait to receive the court summons." ”

"!" Sun Yu made a contemptuous expression at the void: "In this era, there is no police station, and no one accepts the illegal acts of computer hacking, so you can't sue me." Obediently let me crack and talk less nonsense. ”

Vanity: "......"

Zhuge Liang next to him couldn't help wiping a handful of sweat, although she was bold and a female hooligan, but she didn't dare to speak to the jade seal of the country like Sun Yu, because the jade seal of the country is the root of the world's martial arts, and it is holy and irresistible in the eyes of anyone, with the power of a god, Sun Yu actually spoke disrespectfully to the jade seal, it was really terrible.

She couldn't help but pull Sun Yu's sleeve and said in a low voice: "Seeking the truth, can we speak politely?" If the jade seal is so angry that it flies away, or attacks you, wouldn't it be very bad? ”

"Don't worry......" Sun Yu laughed: "I have already figured out this guy, she is the manager of the world's martial arts skills, she looks very powerful, but in fact, she has no attack ability, and she is also bound by the three laws of robots." As for flying away...... That's impossible, I'm a premium VIP paying user, she has to listen to me, even if she is angry with me, she has to stay here, right...... This is the sorrow of a businessman, sometimes a customer makes the businessman angry to death, but the businessman still has to greet him with a smile, otherwise the business will not be able to continue, tsk, tragedy. ”

Zhuge Liang was dizzy from his chaotic words, and she couldn't understand it at all, but she was used to it, and if she didn't understand it, she wouldn't listen to it.

At this time, Sun Yu released nm01 and entered the modified cracked program into the virtual color system...... This cracked program has been modified hundreds of times.,Although after the establishment of the Great Meng Kingdom,Sun Yu is playing with women all day long.,But occasionally it's boring to be idle.,Anyway, he doesn't have to deal with state affairs.,State affairs are managed by Mimiyan.,Just use these boring hours to keep studying the cracking program.,Up to now,The cracking program is also the result of thousands of tempering.。

After the cracked program was entered this time, Xucai did not seal Sun Yu's IP address again, nor did he call 110 to call the police, nor did he send an email to the police station, but made a "beep" sound, and then said mechanically: "Sun Yu...... gm…… gm…… Sun Yu ......"

It turns out that nm01 has successfully broken through the virtual database, and is changing the name of "system GM" in her database to Sun Yu, and Sun Yu's retina is projecting the whole process.

It turns out that this game called "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" was developed by a guy named "Blue Xingyang", and the name of the system GM is Blue Xingyang...... Sun Yu laughed secretly in his heart: What an ugly name, it's still my name Sun Yu is better.

nm01 entered a code, and the three words "Lan Xingyang" filled in after "system GM" immediately disappeared, and then became the word "Sun Yu".

"That's it!" Sun Yu was overjoyed, poked his finger in the face of the pocket Zhuge Liang, and said with a smile: "Come, let's try ......"

"Search for the martial arts skills of the codename 'Qimen Dunjia' and the user is 'Zhuge Liang'......" Sun Yu ordered towards Xucai.

"Yes, Dear Excellency GM." Xucai quickly searched in the database of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and found this martial arts skill.

Qimen Dunjia, number: NM451 Function: Wind and Earth Escape, as well as various low-level martial arts skills (fire attack, reconnaissance, famous teachers, etc.) Conditions of use: surname Beinu, name Zhuge Liang Side effects: Make the body shrink in equal proportions Sun Yu waved his hand and said: "Delete the side effects of this martial arts technique." ”

"Yes!"

Suddenly a white light burst out from Xucai's body, and a white beam of light shot out from her body and connected to Zhuge Liang's body...... Obviously, she is exchanging data with Zhuge Liang's "Qimen Dunjia" robot, rewriting the functions of "Qimen Dunjia".

"The correction has been completed, and the side effects of 'Qimen Dunjia' have been canceled......"

As soon as the words fell, the pocket little beauty sitting on Sun Yu's shoulder suddenly began to grow larger, and a small point suddenly became an adult, which frightened Sun Yu, and also made his shoulders overwhelmed, and he couldn't help but crooked, Zhuge Liang, who was rapidly getting bigger, didn't watch out for the transformation coming so suddenly, her body lost balance, and she screamed strangely and fell down.

"Poof!" The two fell to the ground, Sun Yu lay flat on the ground, Zhuge Liang fell on top of him, and a pair of plump breasts just pressed on Sun Yu's face.

"I'm fainting, Void Color, you won't delay for a few seconds before lifting the effect? Isn't this a pit man? Sun Yu was furious.

"Honorable GM, you didn't ask me to delay it for a few seconds, your original order was 'remove the side effects of Qimen Dunjia', so I did it immediately, and there was no problem with my work." The virtual color replied mechanically.

Nima, you really didn't have a problem, okay, it's my fault, and a robot is serious, I'll lose, Sun Yu wanted to get up unhappily, but the beauty who was pressing on her body didn't seem to have the intention of getting up, her face was full of tears, and she was ecstatic when she saw that she had returned to her normal body.

"I'm back in shape!"

"Wowhaha, I'm finally back to normal!"

The female hooligan rarely had a touching side, and she was so moved that she shed tears. But she immediately found that something was wrong, her body became bigger, her clothes were still so small, and she was suddenly dressed everywhere, and the clothes and pants that she was originally wearing on her body were broken into pieces by her body, and now there is nothing else on her ** except for some rags. Sun Yu's pair of thief hands were walking on her plump **, and she said with words in her mouth: "Not bad, good-looking, a beautiful woman, wahaha, I didn't expect you to feel very good after you got bigger." ”

Zhuge Liang: "......"

"Well, you promised me that when you return to normal, you will repay me with your body." Sun Yu said unashamedly: "Now is the time for you to fulfill your promise." ”

Zhuge Liang's dark eyes turned, after she became bigger, her eyes were still so smart, after glancing at Sun Yu, a dark golden light suddenly flashed on her body, and the four big characters of "Qimen Dunjia" jumped on the top of her head, her body sank to the ground, and then disappeared without a trace.

"I wiped it, ran away?" Sun Yu was furious: "Ya, you also said that you would serve me when you get older, but the result was all a lie to me." The first thing she did after recovering was to run away without saying a word, which made me angry. By the way, this guy doesn't mean that she can escape, she is most concerned about her group of sisters, she has to go home and pack up and run away with her sisters, I will definitely catch her. ”

"Vanity...... Immediately take back the 'Qimen Dunjia' robot, and correct the conditions for use to 'surname Don'an, name Sun Yu'......" Sun Yu viciously ordered.

A white light flashed, Sun Yu sneered, picked up the "Qimen Dunjia", and sank into the ground...... After a short while, Sun Yu blocked her in Zhuge Liang's mansion, she was carrying a small package, followed by her little sister Jiang Wei, and also carrying a small package, it seemed that she was going to escape, but the strange thing was that Zhuge Liang did not flee with the Jingzhou Lori Legion.

"Zhuge Liang, where are you going to escape?" Sun Yu snorted: "I want to run away when I transform, what should I do if you promise me?" ”

"What's that...... You have so many women, and you don't miss me a ......" Zhuge Liang wiped a handful of sweat and said hurriedly: "Look, I don't really want to escape, I just go out for a trip, I didn't even bring my sisters, how could I not go back?" ”

"Come on, you guy is full of tricks, I don't know where to run to fight any crooked ideas." Sun Yu said seriously: "Obediently let the uncle do it, the raw rice is cooked and cooked, and it doesn't matter where you want to travel after that." ”

"You...... How can you be like this, don't you never force women? ”

"Whoever told you to promise me, you can't go back on what you promised." Sun Yu snorted: "Be a man of your word and be true, otherwise...... You're using me, and I hate being used the most. ”

"Master, run, disciple will help you block him......" Jiang Wei brushed the ground and pulled out the Huanglong belt.

"False color, take away Jiang Wei's 'Qilin'......" Sun Yu gave an order, the white light flashed, Jiang Wei became an ordinary woman, because the Huanglong belt gun was too heavy, Jiang Wei, who had lost his martial arts skills, didn't even have enough strength to hold it, and the heavy spear fell to the ground with a "snap...... Jiang Wei Khan: "Master...... This guy ...... This guy is no longer human, we can't escape...... What to do? ”

"Cut, what else can I do? If the master has something, the disciple will obey him. Sun Yu rushed up with an arrow, grabbed Zhuge Liang with his left hand, grabbed Jiang Wei with his right hand, held the two of them under his armpits, and walked towards the bedroom in the backyard: "Don't pretend to be sad and angry, buddy, such a good man, you won't be able to find the lantern in the future, obediently obey the uncle, hahahaha......"

"That...... Actually, I'm fine, anyway, I've long liked you, but the master is ...... She didn't seem to be willing to ......," Jiang Wei said urgently.

"Who says I don't want to?" Zhuge Liang spread his hands resignedly and said: "I don't cherish what is too easy to get, I just made it difficult to find the truth, I didn't expect him to become so powerful now...... I didn't even succeed in this little plan......"

"Haha!" Sun Yu laughed happily and threw the master and apprentice onto the bed......

(To be continued)