Chapter 184 Chinese Medicine Disinfectants
Chapter 184 Chinese Medicine Disinfectants
Ouyang Li shook his head and said, "I don't know what happened to him." Just now the lady took us to look for him, and found him hiding in a small dark room, and he got under the bed, and I didn't know what to do, so I arrested him! ”
The wind got up from the ground with a tiger humming and chirping, and said, "I made a new dance below...... No, no, it was an adaptation of a new dance, and it offended some people, they were unreasonable, and they actually came to the door to settle accounts, and you said that I recruited who and provoked whom? I'm just going to teach you! ”
Wang Ping'an looked down and saw that the group of soldiers was even more angry, several people were taking care of the stunned general, while the rest of the soldiers had already smashed to the second floor!
Wang Ping'an looked at Feng Conghu and asked, "What kind of dance did you choreograph, but it's a glamorous dance?" ”
Feng Conghu also glanced down, his body trembled, and said, "It's not made up, it's an adaptation, an adaptation!" Isn't the most famous of our Datang Dynasty "King Qin's Breaking Array Music", one of the paragraphs was intercepted below and changed to a plot that the guests loved to watch, and it turned out to be a disaster! ”
Hamiti suddenly sighed and said, "You won't be talking about yesterday's "Yanji Breaking Array Music", right?" Then, that dance is based on ...... No disease, hurry up and throw this person down, this person's head must have a big problem, we can't stand with him, and it's easy to eat lawsuits! ”
It turned out that due to the long period of peace, Chang'an's extravagance was flourishing, and song and dance workshops sprung up like mushrooms after a rain, and the scale was bigger than the other. Yan Le Fang was originally the largest workshop in Chang'an, but now the passenger flow is divided, and the business is not as good as in the past.
As a teacher, it is the arranger and dancer, if Yan Le Fang declines, then Feng Conghu must not have a good life, he is in a hurry, so he choreographs a large number of glamorous dances, using beauty to seduce guests!
From a long-term point of view, this trick will not be good, in the long run, Yan Le Fang will become a brothel in disguise, a low grade, there will be fewer customers, after all, the competition in Qinglou is more intense, and the cost of doing this business is much lower than that of the song and dance workshop, and the natural competition is even more powerful!
But the short-term effect is excellent, because a large number of erotic dances have been choreographed, after the performance, the guests have come to watch, Yan Le Fang's business has recovered all of a sudden, even better than before!
In order to maintain this situation, Feng Conghu had to rack his brains to think of new songs and dances, but his intelligence was limited after all, and he really couldn't think of new ones, so he had to adapt the old ones. "King Qin's Breaking Array Music" was the biggest song and dance repertoire in the early Tang Dynasty at that time, and he excerpted a paragraph from it and changed it to a beautiful girl dressed in revealing clothes to go to the battlefield!
At the beginning of the Tang Dynasty, the control of culture was not like the Qing Dynasty in later generations, and the wrong word had to be arrested and beheaded. A group of Hu people and chicks, to beat another group of Hu people, not only can others find fault, but also nothing to find.
The literati and artists came here to have fun, listening to songs and watching dances, it didn't matter if they were angry or not, but they didn't want to be soldiers!
What does "Yan Ji Breaking the Array" mean? Is it a satire on those of us who are paid as soldiers, like a bunch of sleek chicks? They can't think of too deep taboos, and they don't have the time to think about them, but on the surface, they take it for granted that this song and dance is mocking them!
So, the soldier in armor and with a stick came to smash the field! Since he came to smash the field, he must find a teacher, who let him make it up! Feng Conghu was afraid of being beaten, so he hid, but he didn't think about it, Ouyang Li grabbed the woman, and the woman led the way, and directly brought him out!
Wang Ping'an shook his head and said: "What is bad about your adaptation, why do you want to adapt that song and dance, you want to make money and want to go crazy, you don't even want your life!" He waved his hand and said, "Forget it, I won't care about you if you ruin my name, send him downstairs!" ”
Ouyang Li grabbed Feng Conghu, twisted him around, and faced the stairs. Feng Conghu shouted: "Hey, there is something to say...... "As soon as his buttocks hurt, he was directly kicked down from the third floor by Ouyang Li!
The wind rolled down from the tiger to the third floor, and then to the second floor, and the second floor was smashing lively, the group of soldiers were screaming, smashing ping pong, and no one really recognized him as the teacher!
They didn't recognize it, but in this case, Feng Conghu can't think so, he is the party, how can he not be afraid! Rolled to the bottom of the stairs, climbed up desperately, and shouted: "Ping An little divine doctor save me, you can't leave me alone, I asked you at the beginning of the song and dance, if you don't agree, can I rehearse......"
This guy is really not a fuel-efficient lamp, and a word will lead the disaster to Wang Ping'an's head! The song and dance he said referred to Wang Ping'an's capture of the wood demon, but he said it vaguely, causing people to misunderstand, so that Wang Ping'an could prevent disasters for him!
The soldiers who were smashed stopped and looked up at the third floor, and someone shouted: "It turns out that you let you rehearse that play, so bold!" ”
"Beat him, beat him!" More soldiers shouted.
Feng Conghu hid to the side and said, "Yes, yes, beat him, beat him...... Hey, it's beating him, not beating me! ”
If a soldier wants to go upstairs and beat Wang Ping'an, he must first go up the stairs, and he is standing on the edge of the stairs.
Wang Ping'an has a gentle personality, he is not a domineering person, he drove Feng Conghu downstairs because this guy is too annoying, he is a shameless literati, a sven scum. But if Feng Conghu didn't burn the fire on his head, but sneaked away, it is estimated that he would be able to avoid a good beating, even if he was really beaten by a soldier, Wang Ping'an would take care of it.
But Feng Conghu dared to let him block the disaster and shouted to beat him, then no one would help him! Wang Ping'an Hamiti and the others all shook their heads, behind their hands, and no longer cared about the wind and the tiger!
Twenty or thirty soldiers, all five big and three thick, carrying sticks, if you want to beat the wind and the tiger, if you don't want to be flattened, you can beat it into a flat, and if you don't want to beat it into a round, you can beat it into a round!
Feng Conghu reaped the consequences of his own evil, and in the end there was no one to help him, and after being beaten well, he was thrown aside! The soldier rushed to the third floor with a stick!
Hamiti said: "In a hurry, this matter cannot be explained. No disease, when you meet a soldier, it is bigger than whose fist is bigger, but who is reasonable! ”
Wang Ping'an was unhappy in his heart, and said, "Do you pay for the soup and medicine?" ”
Hamiti nodded and said, "I'll come out." Don't worry, as long as the money can settle things, I can settle them! ”
Wang Ping'an snorted and said: "This kind of place, I will not come to it in the future, I never came before, and I encountered this kind of heartwarming thing for the first time today!" He glanced at Ouyang Li and said, "Just let them calm down, don't make trouble!" ”
Ouyang Li smiled: "This is simple! Hey, the master is simply today! ”
Wang Ping'an said angrily: "I want to calm things down, but there is no back door on the third floor, I don't do it, the people below are simply, we can take the female dependents, in case I touch it, I can't prescribe a prescription for regret medicine!" ”
Ouyang Li took Ouyang Yi and the others, rushed down on a rampage, and punched and started fighting! How strong are their martial arts, no matter how ruthless they are, they can't be ruthless as soldiers!
It was another ping pong meal, counting the time, but half a cup of tea, looking down from the stairs, all the way to the second floor, lying down, all of them were soldiers, none of them rushed up, they were all put down on the spot!
Wang Ping'an sighed and said to Hamiti: "You can't spend less on this soup and medicine!" "Slowly descended the stairs, crouched down in front of a soldier, and looked after his wounds.
The soldier lay on the ground and chirped: "You, you kid, don't need you to pretend to be a good person!" I'm telling you, you're in big trouble! ”
Di Renjie watched from behind, a little angry in his heart, and said: "It's not right for you to talk like this, if it weren't for you not asking about rushing up, how could there be such a result?" You're here to beat people, but you're just being beaten. Whoever has the big fist is justified, okay, then now we are justified! ”
Wang Ping'an shook his head and was silent, he never liked to argue with people, looking at the soldiers who were put down in the circle, Ouyang Li and the others were very measured, they didn't let them suffer any hard injuries, they didn't need to be treated, just recuperate!
But when he finally checked on the officer, he found that the man's injuries were not light, but not serious, and the officer was still dizzy and had not woken up!
When this officer led the smashing just now, I don't know who, maybe it was a servant who panicked, and actually knocked over a soup pot, fell from the upper floor, and smashed it right on his head, and immediately smashed him unconscious, and his skin was broken and bleeding, just like when he was attacking the city, he was hit by the stones on the city, and fainting was considered his fate, if he was on the battlefield, he would have to be stoned to death!
Wang Ping'an looked at his injury, didn't say anything, and whispered a few words to Ouyang Li, and Ouyang Li immediately ran out of Yanle Fang.
At this time, the situation calmed down, the boss of the workshop also came, and the guests did not leave, they all waited to see the excitement, wanting to see how the officer would repair Wang Ping'an and his party after waking up!
After a long while, Ouyang Li ran back, holding a medicine pot in his hand, and said, "The medicine is decoctioned!" Then he whispered in Wang Ping'an's ear, showing that this medicine is not only fried, but also so simple to take directly, and there are other particularities.
Wang Ping'an nodded and said, "This disinfectant potion is very useful, and it can live countless people!" "Having taken the clean handkerchief, he gently dropped the potion from the pot on the officer's head, and wiped his wounds!
The officer screamed, woke up, and cried out, "It hurts! ”
Wang Ping'an said softly: "Bear with it, as long as you rub this medicine on your injury, it will be all fine in a few days, and you are a good man!" ”
The officer wrinkled his nose and said, "What kind of medicine is this?" Hey, what kind of medicine is this? He suddenly raised his hand and grabbed Wang Ping'an's wrist and said, "You are a military doctor?" Are you a disciple of Sun Zhenren? ”
Wang Ping'an shook his head and said, "No, how can I be a military doctor, and I haven't seen Sun Zhenren!" ”
The officer said: "I have seen this medicine on the battlefield, but I hate that this medicine is rare, and it is a secret that cannot be passed on, otherwise my comrades can use this medicine, and it will not be so many people buried in Liaodong!" ”
Ouyang Li heard it clearly in the back, and said with a smile: "Is it difficult to match?" Not necessarily! ”