Chapter 6: Two Li Ghosts
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Chai Dongliang stood and smiled, laughing almost over.
A young man at the door, with his braids cut off, his hair was covered with white linen clothes and hemp pants, and he was wearing white hemp shoes under his feet.
The young man also held two "bombs" in his hands, but in Chai Dongliang's opinion, he was really not professional enough. At least Chai Dada also knew that the duck eggs were a little thicker on the outside, and they looked more decent when the tin foil was crumpled. The "bomb" in the hands of this benevolent brother is still intact and oval, and it is estimated that the salted duck eggs are thinly pasted with a layer of tin foil and rushed to the Yamen!
"Who?"
"Revolutionary Party!"
"Who sent you?"
"Sun Wen!"
Chai Dongliang burst out laughing, the appearance of the benevolent brother in front of him wearing linen and filial piety, he didn't need to ask to know that he was wearing filial piety for Chongzhen. I don't know where the rumors came from, the revolutionary party is all in white helmets and white armor, and this one is probably dressed up according to the rumors.
It is estimated that at this moment, Mr. Sun Wen, who is far away in the United States, must be sneezing all day, and there are two people who fool the Wuhu officialdom under his banner in one day.
Dude in filial piety, you're late! Chai Dongliang really wanted to say such a thing to him, but in the end he shouted with a cold face: "Come on, take down this thief who is pretending to be a revolutionary party!" β
The filial piety man was obviously not convinced, and raised the "bomb" in his hand high and shouted: "Who dares? If you dare to come near me, I'll throw it! β
Goshha of the Daotai Yamen was frightened, staring at him with big eyes and not daring to step forward!
"You were sent by Sun Wen? Then you must have laughed at Mr. Sun Wen's proposition? Then do you know what is called Sanming Cooking Righteousness and what is called the Five-Power Constitution? Chai Dongliang asked with a sneer.
The filial man was dumbfounded and didn't know how to answer!
Don't say he doesn't know, it's Sun Wen himself who came, and it is estimated that it is also this expression, Sanming Cooking Righteousness and the Five Rights Constitution were all proposed by Mr. Sun later. In the Xinhai year, there was no such thing at all.
"Since you were sent by Mr. Sun Wen, you should know where Mr. Sun is now?" Chai Dongliang asked aggressively.
The filial piety man's eyes wandered: "I, I naturally know, but why should I tell you?" β
"Then tell me what Mr. Sun is busy with now?"
The filial piety of the man is rotten and his mouth is not rotten: "γ»γ»Wellγ»γ»Naturally, he is leading soldiers to fight!" β
"Nonsense! Let me tell you, Mr. Sun is in Denver, USA, and is raising funds from overseas Chinese to support the military expenses of the revolutionary army... Chai Dongliang sneered very shamelessly.
The pro-soldier Goshha looked at each other, and the envoy of Chai really did it, and he debunked the liar's diorama with one mouth! Several people secretly exchanged glances, and I don't know where a breath of blood poured up, and they rushed up and pressed the filial piety man to the ground, grabbed the "bomb" in his hand and threw it far away.
"You Tartar lackeys, scum among the Han Chinese! The revolutionaries won't let you go... The filial man fell to the ground and cursed himself.
The soldier skillfully stuffed a handful of "hemp walnuts" into his mouth, and he couldn't scold it with a whimper.
The leader of Goshha was a knife-faced man, and he scolded disdainfully: "I thought there was a Li Kui, but it turned out to be a Li ghost!" β
Chai Dongliang walked over unhurriedly and picked up the two "bombs" on the ground.
"Your Excellency the Envoy is in danger!" Knife Strip Face was shocked.
In the amazed eyes of everyone, Chai Dongliang slowly peeled off the tin foil, knocked the eggshell on the stone lion at the entrance of the yamen, and ate the two salted duck eggs in two bites!
"Isn't there any, it's a little too full... Water, take water! β
Chai Dongliang choked!
"Uncle, scare you with fake bombs!" The knife face was full of old fists against the filial piety man, and he was really frightened by these two "swindling bullets" just now!
After drinking two sips of hot tea and smoothing the duck eggs in, Chai Dongliang waved his hand and said: "Forget it, he also has a heart for the revolution, and he can be regarded as a comrade!" Don't fight, take him into the back hall! β
Goshha took out the "hemp walnut" in the mouth of the filial piety man, and he said with a confused face: "Aren't you Manchu officials?" β
Dao Tiao's face said disdainfully: "Boy, see clearly!" Our adults are the real envoys of Mr. Sun Wen... You Li ghost have met Li Kui! β
Chai Dongliang's face was old and thick, and a trace of redness still struggled to penetrate the subcutaneous fat and float up his cheeks.
There is no Li Kui here, only two Li ghosts!
Chai Dongliang has some respect for this guy who wears filial piety clothes, at least he is much more courageous than himself. Chai Dongliang knew that someone in history used two duck eggs to scare the Wuhu officialdom, but this benevolent brother broke in directly.
Hey, you don't go far, you're a step late! Chai Dongliang said secretly in his heart.
If it weren't for himself, it is estimated that this will be the first credit for winning Wuhu City, and it should be this filial piety brother!
"You, you are Mr. Sun's envoy? Not a dog officer full of Tartars? The filial man couldn't believe it.
Chai Dongliang smiled: "It's like a fake!" β
What about the fake? I don't change the fake ones! The copycat version is a famous brand! Don't you see the Chinese Jordan advertisements flooding the NBA arena?
"Lord Envoy, the villain offended the adult, the tiger might, a capital crime!" Filial piety men kowtow like pounding garlic.
Some of us have bowed their heads? Could it be that all the people who cross have the eight spirits of the king?
"Get up and speak! We are a revolutionary party, and we don't want to bow down! Where do strong men come from? Chai Dongliang was hypocritically modest.
"The villain is from the Anhui Army Academy, and when he heard that the revolutionary party was in trouble, he planned to take this Wuhu as a meeting gift! I didn't expect the adults to come so quickly! "Filial piety men report their own doorways.
"Oh? You studied the Army? What did you learn in the Academy? Chai Dongliang's eyes lit up.
A red cloud appeared on the little white face of the filial piety man, and he squirmed for a long time and said: "If you go back to the envoy, you haven't learned anything, so you can learn to catch light bulbs and other things!" β
"You know electricity?"
"Know a little bit about it!"
Chai Dongliang pulled him up, dragged him to the back hall, and didn't forget to instruct before leaving: "Tell the kitchen to set up a banquet, I want to give this... β
"Dong Weng, can you give this strong man a rest? The student gave an order for Dong Weng, ordered the soldiers to prepare for the Dao Fan Tong, the new army to lead He Zudao, and the patrol battalion guerrilla Zhang Bairen, and invited his reliable officers to Wuhu Daotai Yamen to see you. Master Gao Ming whispered in Chai Dongliang's ear.
Chai Dongliang was a little impressed by this master with a mouse beard and a mouthful of Shaoxing official dialect! It is worthy of being mixed up in the yamen of the governor of Liangjiang, and he knows the priorities!
After a while, Chai Dongliang frowned, and a smell of garlic came to his nose, why didn't this guy brush his teeth when he ate!