335, belly black Lori Zhuge Liang [1/3]
Sun Yu and Yan Yun raised their feet and walked towards the center of the city, the streets were sparsely populated, the cars and horses were sparse, and the poor Xinye County showed a kind of sickness like a western mountain.
The two raised their feet and walked a few steps, and suddenly two little Loli rushed out of the alley on the side of the road, the two little Loli seemed to be playing a game of chasing, the big Lori chased the little one, the two chased and fled, and ran to Sun Yu and Yan Yun's side.
Sun Yu looked at it casually, and felt that the two loli were very cute, but they were too dirty, and their little faces were full of black mud, and they couldn't see their faces clearly, so they couldn't help but sigh in their hearts: Poor little Lori, this should be an orphan!
Just thinking of this, the little Lori seemed to be chased by the big man and cornered, and actually flashed behind Yan Yun all of a sudden, grabbed the back of Yan Yun's shirt with both hands, and shouted: "Sister, don't chase me, I can't run." ”
The big man Lori was unmoved, and still rushed towards the little man, the little man took Yan Yun as a shield and circled around him, the two little Loli circled around Yan Yun, and the four black little hands were pulling around Yan Yun.
Yan Yun smiled bitterly, he, a big man in Hebei, was actually used as a shield for the game by two little Lori, he cried and laughed fiercely: "Go away, don't come to my side to make noise." ”
The two Lori's were frightened by Yan Yun, and ran towards the side of the street with a strange scream, and after pouring into it, they disappeared into the alley.
Sun Yu saw that Yan Yun was scared of Lori, and scolded angrily: "Why are you even a little girl, tsk, tomorrow morning you will be punished for running around Xinye County." ”
Yan Yun knew that Sun Yu was talking about playing, so he didn't care.
The two walked forward again, and after a while, they saw an inn in front of them, called "Xinye Inn", this broken name is really broken enough, Sun Yu smiled bitterly: "Let's stay here tonight." ”
Yan Yun nodded and said, "Then I'll go and open the room......"
Yan Yun calculated in his heart that Sun Yu would live alone in an upper room, and he would also live in a middle room alone, and the twenty scouts would live in a lower room for every four people, for a total of seven rooms. He walked to the counter, slapped the desk hard, and said loudly, "Shopkeeper, open seven rooms for me." ”
The innkeeper saw that there was a big business, and greeted him with a smile.
Yan Yun reached out to touch the money bag around his waist, and when he touched it, his face suddenly changed color! The place where the money bag was hung was empty, and the money bag was long gone.
"Holy, my money!" Yan Yun was shocked, and then patted his head and said, "Those two little girls...... It's a thief. ”
When the innkeeper saw Yan Yun's posture, he didn't know what was happening to him, shook his head and said, "Guest officer, do you still want a room?" ”
Yan Yun suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, but fortunately, Sun Yu had already walked over at this time, took out a string of money and put it on the counter, and the shopkeeper went to prepare the room without mentioning it.
"What's wrong?" Sun Yu asked in a low voice, "Lost the money bag?" ”
Yan Yun nodded and said, "The two little girls who circled around me just now...... It must have been their hands, the general is resting here, and I'm going to grab them and spank them. ”
Sun Yu laughed, stretched out his hand to block Yan Yun and said: "Forget it, it's just a little money, those two children look strange and pitiful, why bother to arrest them, just treat the money as a reward for them." ”
Sun Yu took out another string of money and asked the shopkeeper to order something to eat.
In order not to attract attention, he and Yan Yun specially chose a table in the corner to sit down. The view here is good, and you can see the whole inn, but people who have just entered the inn will not notice this location.
After a while, the wine and food were put on the table, and there were actually a few large grilled sea bass, Sun Yu Daqi couldn't help but ask: "The sea bass should be sea fish, how can you eat it in Xinye?" ”
The shopkeeper said with a smile: "Guest officer, you don't know, our Xinye is close to the Han River, the Han River is connected to the Yangtze River, and the Yangtze River is connected to the sea, so there are often water merchants, and it is not a strange thing to have sea fish to eat." Of course, this kind of marine fish is not affordable for ordinary people, and it is very expensive! You just gave a lot of money, and our store will naturally serve you the best dishes. ”
Sun Yu nodded, I see! He took a piece of grilled sea bass, and ate a bite of porridge, it was fragrant, it was really good, if this thing was discovered by those delicious Lori at home, it would be okay.
Yan Yun lost the money bag, was in a bad mood, and took a chopstick to grill the sea bass, and poured the porridge into his mouth, and he didn't know if he tasted it.
The two had just eaten a few bites, and the figure at the door of the inn flickered, and two little names called Hua Lori walked in.
As soon as Zhuge Liang entered the store, Zhuge Liang immediately said loudly: "Xiao Er, give us two of the most delicious grilled sea bass, plus two wrists of hot porridge, hehe." ”
The shopkeeper glanced at the two of them and snorted, "It's you again, where did you steal money to eat fish?" ”
Zhuge Liang laughed and said: "You don't care where I get the money, anyway, we have money to eat fish today." ”
With a flick of her hand, a money bag flew onto the table, which was Yan Yun's money bag.
The little Lori Pang next to her pulled Zhuge Liang's sleeve and said in a low voice: "Sister, isn't it good for us to be so public?" It's stolen money. ”
Zhuge Liang snorted: "Fool's money, if we don't steal it, he will lose it sooner or later, in this case, let's help him use it, it can be regarded as a merit, what do you care about so much, sit down and eat fish obediently." ”
Sun Yu looked at the two little Loli on the side, feeling very happy in his heart, but Zhuge Liang's words made Yan Yun angry half to death, wow, I have been doing it for a long time, you say that I am a fool, looking for death, stealing my money and being so arrogant.
Yan Yun slapped the table and said angrily: "Wow, two thieves, you guys were actually bumped into by me here, return my money bag to me." ”
As soon as the words came out, Lori was shocked.
Zhuge Liang shouted: "The wind is tight, it's!" After saying that, he pulled his legs and fled out of the store.
Pang Tong was dumbfounded for about a second, and then followed Zhuge Liang to turn around and run.
Yan Yun is angry and funny, being targeted by me, and still want to run? He rushed up with an arrow, stretched out his hands, grabbed a Lori with one hand, he was majestic, his movements were as fast as lightning, how could two Loli escape, and in an instant, he grabbed the collar from left to right.
The two loli struggled desperately, but their strength was too small to break free from Yan Yun's iron fist.
Sun Yu couldn't help but speak: "Brother Yan, light, don't hurt the little girl." ”
At this moment, Zhuge Liang bit Yan Yun's arm, Yan Yun's arm ached, relaxed slightly, Zhuge Liang slipped out of his hand like a fish, and ran away with a smoke.
Pang Tong on the other side also wanted to draw a gourd in the same way, but Yan Yun took a bite and was already vigilant, and Pang Tong couldn't bite him.
Pang Tong cried and said, "Sister, save me!" ”
Zhuge Liang, who had already run away, heard Pang Tong's call for help, turned around and said loudly: "Your palace, I will come back to save you." After saying that, he turned into the alley, turned left and right, and disappeared without a trace.
I'm dizzy, can this also be called the queen of the palace? Sun Yu and Yan Yun are full of black lines on their heads, and this big Lori is clearly selling the little Lori.
Poor little Lori Pang Tong struggled for a long time, didn't break free from Yan Yun's iron fist, and saw her sister running away by herself, her little mouth flattened, and she cried wow, the cry was really terrible...... Yan Yun said viciously: "Steal my money bag, and dare to cry, I will send you to see the official." ”
When Pang Tong heard this, he cried even more.
Sun Yu sweated profusely, stepped forward, gently pulled Yan Yun's wrist away, put the little Lori down, and then said softly: "Little girl, don't cry, we are not bad people, we will not bully you." ”
Xiao Pang Tong blinked and cried: "You don't bully me, but if you send me to see the official master, the official master will bully me......"
Tsk, blame the poor child, Sun Yu picked up a plate of grilled sea bass from his table and handed it to Xiao Pangtong, and said softly: "Come, eat fish, it's not good to steal people's money bags, you tell me you're hungry, I'll buy delicious food for you." ”
Xiao Pang saw the delicious grilled sea bass, and immediately forgot to cry, she couldn't believe it: "Really give it to me?" ”
Sun Yu nodded.
Xiao Pang grabbed the grilled sea bass from the plate and smiled happily: "Then I ate ......."
But before she could put the fish in her mouth, she suddenly said, "No, I have to wait for my sister to eat together, and I can't eat alone." ”
Sun Yu and Yan Yun glanced at each other, and said with a wry smile: "Your sister left you here and fled, I don't want you anymore, you still want to give her something delicious?" What a good boy. ”
Xiao Pang flattened his mouth, thought for a while, and said: "My sister won't throw me away, she is the smartest person in the world, she said to save me for a while, and she will be there for a while." ”
Sun Yu smiled bitterly in his heart, and secretly thought: She is a little Lori, you are also a little Lori, seeing that you are poor like this, you definitely don't know martial arts, what trick does she use to save you from us?
Sun Yu said softly: "Little sister, what's your name?" Brother looks at you for being pitiful, why don't you follow me, be a little maid for me, and I'll give you delicious food every day. ”
Xiao Pang tilted his head and said, "My name is ......."
She was about to say her name when suddenly a shout came from the door of the inn: "I'm here to save you!" ”
Sun Yu, Yan Yun, and Pang Tong looked up and saw that Zhuge Liang, who had just escaped, was standing at the door of the inn, holding a cloth bag in her hand, and she didn't know what it contained.
Before the three of them could react, Zhuge Liang smashed the cloth bag in his hand towards Yan Yun, and laughed: "Look at the move!" A hornet's nest. ”
The cloth bag unfolded, and a hornet's nest the size of a football rolled and flew towards Yan Yun.
Holy, hornet's nest? This thing is simply ...... Strategic nuclear weapons!
Sun Yu was shocked, if the hornets flew out, all the people in the inn would be unlucky. He hurriedly took off the clothes on his body at once, and put the hornet's nest in the middle, Yan Yun was also startled, he was afraid that Sun Yu's clothes were not big enough, and the hornet's nest was not tight, so he quickly took off his clothes to help Sun Yu cover the honeycomb.
The two of them moved like this, and Zhuge Liang shouted "hornet's nest", and the other guests in the inn, the shopkeeper, and the shopkeeper were all startled, some immediately pulled out their legs and ran, some drilled the table, some were covering their heads and faces with clothes, and some picked up all kinds of things and prepared to deal with the hornets together......
(To be continued)