Chapter 18: Fake Drama Really Done

(ps: Today is said to be two more, the first one is delivered, ask for recommendation, ask for collection, ask for reward.) )

"What? Did the prince agree to meet me? Hearing the order of the guards of the King of Pingnan, Lu Daxian Ling, who was already a little desperate, was so overjoyed that he couldn't believe his ears - when he set off from Kunming, Liu Xuanchu had introduced the situation of Shang Kexi and Wu Sangui, two old men, to Lu Daxian Ling, so Lu Daxian Ling was actually mentally prepared to eat the closed door.

"What's the wordy? Didn't you hear clearly? The guards of the Pingnan Palace, who came to give the order, waved their hands impatiently and repeated: "The prince will meet you in the Nine Palaces, come with us, the people you brought will rest in the post house in front, and there will be someone to entertain them." ”

"Thank you, thank you." Lu Daxian Ling was overjoyed, and hurriedly turned around and explained that Kong Fanlin and Xiao Erlang and others went to the post station to rest, and he followed the guards into the Pingnan Palace, and rushed all the way to the most luxurious and magnificent Nine Palaces in Shang Kexi's mansion - although Lu Daxian Ling did not mean to please and welcome Shang Lao Han Jian, but finally came to this era, and was able to see Shang Lao Han's ugly face with his own eyes, Lu Daxian Ling was still very happy. But at this moment, Lu Daxian Ling followed the two guards to the back garden as soon as he turned around the front hall, and one of the guards suddenly slowed down and said in a very low voice in Lu Daxianling's ear: "There is an order in the four grids, let you be smarter, it will not be good for you to play tricks." ”

"What?" Lu Daxian Ling was taken aback, and when he looked up at the guard again, the guard had already changed his serious face and shouted, "What? Didn't hear? Tell you to dust off your body, don't stain the prince's nine halls, do you understand? ”

"Understood, understood." Lu Daxian Ling agreed with a sad face, and dusted off the dirt and dust on his body during the journey with an even more sad face, thinking in his heart, "Oh no! I didn't expect that Kong Sizhen's bitch really planted eyeliner in the Pingnan Palace, and also explained in advance that these eyeliners would warn me and keep an eye on me, so I had to fake the show and really persuade Shang Kexi to take the initiative to ask for the withdrawal of the domain, otherwise Kong Sizhen, the female Han Jian, would immediately know that the words I said in Xunzhou were all lies to her, and she would definitely not spare me easily. But if he said so, Shang Lao Han Zhan believed it to be true, and really wanted to join hands with Wu Sangui Lao Han Zhan to take the initiative to request the withdrawal of the domain, then Wu Sangui Lao Han Zhan still had to peel my skin?! ”

Under the dilemma, although Lu Daxian Order can still remain calm on the surface, the elated energy in his heart has been swept away, while trembling and trembling with the two guards to visit Shang Lao Han Jian, while quickly calculating countermeasures in his mind, the luxurious palace built by exhausting the people's fat and ointment is also gone, but all the way to the front of the Nine Palaces, our Lu Fat Lu Daxian Order still has not calculated an appropriate strategy, I don't know whether it should follow Wu Sangui, an old man, or Kong Sizhen, a female man, helpless for a while. And the two guards who led the way for Lu Daxian didn't care so much, they just urged: "Quick, the prince will summon you here, don't let the prince wait for a long time." ”

"No way, let's improvise when we go in!" Lu Daxian Ling gritted his teeth, strode into the hall with his head held high, and passed through the white stone paved hall specially transported from Zhaoqing into the side hall, Lu Daxian Ling was led to a very elegantly arranged wing door, the guard was just about to come forward to report, but heard a rough voice in the room said: "Wanyan, this is a vegetarian meal specially prepared for you by my father, you see if it suits the taste, if not, my father asked the cook to redo it." ”

"Thank you, Dad, vegetarian food is delicious, no need to redo it." A very crisp but not much warm female voice said softly: "Dad, you should usually eat more vegetarian food, my daughter heard Lang Zhong say that every day big fish and meat and delicacies from the mountains and seas are not good for your body." ”

"is still gentle and filial, and knows that remembering your father's body is much better than your brothers and sisters who only know how to eat, drink, gamble, play cards and watch dramas every day." The rough man laughed, looking very satisfied with his daughter's filial piety, "Okay, dad listen to you, eat more vegetarian food in the future, but you also have to eat a few more meals with your father, don't run to the monk's temple nunnery all day long, if you want to worship the Buddha, Dad can ask someone to build a Buddhist hall for you." ”

"Huh? I'm really so close to this girl? Hearing the woman's voice, the innocent heart of our fat man Lu Daxian couldn't help but beat a little faster. At this time, the guards guarding the wing room had already reported the news of Lu Daxian's order to Shang Laohan, and the rough male voice immediately shouted: "Call him in." ”

Hearing this, Lu Daxian Ling hurriedly dressed again, straightened his chest and strode into the room, entered the door to take a closer look, and sure enough, next to the dining table in the room, sure enough, sat the cold girl who had met twice before, and opposite the girl sat an ugly old man in his sixties, with luxurious clothes, hideous face, towering cheeks, short hair, tall figure, fat and our Lu Daxian Ling, but the skin was dark and rough, which was extremely ugly, and the cold and pretty girl opposite him formed an extremely sharp contrast. Behind the old man, there was a handsome middle-aged scholar, with very open eyebrows, and a paint-like gaze that was very sharp. Lu Daxian Ling guessed his age, hurriedly strode in front of the ugly black and fat old man, bowed and said: "Lu Yifeng, the lowly Qujing Zhi County, is twenty-five years old, a native of Dali Mansion in Yunnan, and has not yet been married. ”

"What do you do when you report your age and whether you are married? The king didn't ask you? Shang Lao Han was so inexplicable that he didn't even notice that Lu Daxian refused to kneel to him. Lu Daxian Ling also came back to his senses at this time, and hurriedly replied: "Back to the prince, when I first saw the majesty of the prince, I felt that an auspicious light went straight into the heavenly spirit, my heart was shocked, and my mind was blank, so I didn't dare to hide my family background. ”

"An auspicious light went straight into the heavenly spirit, and the heart was shaken? You fat man Lu is really good at sycophancy, hahahaha....... Shang Lao Han laughed out loud, and had a little good impression of Lu Daxian's impression. The old man next to him, Jin Guang and Shang Wanyan, were also amused by Lu Daxian's shameless sycophants, Jin Guang was okay, the cold girl's cold pretty face was indifferent at first, and then the muscles at the corners of her mouth moved slightly, and suddenly snorted, revealing a smile that was more gorgeous than flowers. And Shang Lao Han also squinted at his beloved daughter's smile, and couldn't help but stand up with joy, and said with great joy: "Wanyan, you smiled?" How many years has Dad not seen you laugh? Quick, laugh one more and show it to Dad! ”

"Wanhuan? It should be called Shang Wanyan. Lu Daxian Ling quietly kept this name in his heart. Over there, Shang Wanzhen quickly recovered her previous cold and indifferent look, and said softly to Shang Lao Hanjian: "Dad, my daughter is rude and has lost her temper in front of outsiders. ”

"Silly girl, what are you out of shape? Quick, laugh one more and show it to Dad. Shang Lao Han said anxiously. Shang Wanwan was stunned for a while, and when she tried to squeeze out a little more smile, she no longer had the same charm as before-to put it mildly, it was even more ugly than crying. Shang Lao Han Jian was disappointed at first, and then quickly turned around and shouted at Lu Daxian Ling: "Fat Lu, let's make another joke, as long as you can make this king's daughter laugh again, this king will be rewarded." ”

"! Lao Tzu is not a Han warlord like Wei Xiaobao, why do you want to coax your daughter for you?! Lu Daxian, who was quite self-respecting, was furious in his heart, but he didn't dare to show it, so he had to cry and say with a sad face: "Lord Wang, I won't ...... my humble position, and I won't say any jokes." ”

"Rubbish!" Shang Lao Han was furious, and blurted out that he was accustomed to his surname: "Come on, push this waste out for me and cut it and feed it to the dogs!" ”

"Piercing!" The palace guards outside the door agreed, and the four guards rushed in at the same time, pressing Lu Daxian to the ground in an instant. Lu Daxian Ling was so frightened that he hurriedly shouted: "The prince spares his life, the prince spares his life, what did he do wrong?" Fortunately, although Shang Wanhuan over there didn't have a very good impression of Lu Daxian Ling, she didn't want to see Lu Daxian Ling die for her innocence, so she stood up and pleaded: "Father, it's the daughter who can't laugh by herself, it's none of Lord Lu's business, please spare him." ”

"Lord Wang, Lord Lu is not an official in Guangdong, he is a person sent by the prince of Pingxi." Jin Guang, the curtain guest, also reminded. Seeing that his daughter and confidant staff were all opposed, Shang Lao Han waved his hand angrily, drove the guards who held down Lu Daxian's order out of the room, knocked Erlang's leg again, and asked coldly: "Lu Yifeng, right?" What did that old thing Wu Sangui send you for? ”

"Present a handwritten letter from the prince of Pingxi to the prince." Lu Daxian Ling took out the letter that had been resealed from his arms, raised his hands above his head, and added: "In addition, the prince of Pingxi will also go down to represent him and discuss some small matters with the prince. ”

Looking at the letter in the hand of Lu Daxian Ling, Shang Lao Han Zhan did not speak, turned back to Jin Guang Nunu, Jin Guang understood, stepped forward and took the letter and handed it to Shang Lao Han Jian, Shang Lao Han Jian, who knew a few words, took the letter and opened it and read it carefully, but still did not speak, and handed it to Jin Guang to let him read the content as well. Taking advantage of this vacancy, our Lu Daxian Ling had to peek at Shang Wanzhen a few times with ill intentions, although the murderous Shang Lao Han was present Lu Daxian Ling did not dare to peek for a long time, but after a few glances, Lu Daxian Ling still had a collision with Shang Wanxian's eyes who had no intention of turning his head, and his eyes intersected, Lu Daxian Ling hurriedly threw a charming autumn wave over, Shang Wanxian almost got goosebumps, and quickly twisted his pretty face away in disgust, and for the first time in his heart, he had a feeling of wanting to tear the fat man in front of him who was looking at him with affection and vein into pieces.

Finally waited for Shang Lao Han Jian and Jin Guang to finish reading, the pair of masters and slaves with ghosts exchanged glances with each other, and said that sure enough, Wu Sangui's old fox really didn't leave a handle on the handwritten letter, and the whole letter In addition to the sensual set of friendship and nonsense of greeting each other, the only sentence of sufficient weight is that there is another important matter for the envoy Lu Yifeng to admit in person, it seems that if you want to use this opportunity to put the old enemy Wu Sangui together, the only way to open the gap is from this big fat man. Thinking about this, Shang Lao Han coughed and asked: "Lu Yifeng, the letter you brought, this king accepted it, the prince of Pingxi said in the letter, there are still some small things for you to report to this king in person, take advantage of this king is a little free now, what is there to say quickly." ”

"Oh no, I only cared about peeking at the beautiful women, and completely forgot how to prepare for the negotiation with the monk and the old man." Lu Daxianling, who had just come back to his senses, complained bitterly in his heart, and in a hurry, he had to come up with the trick he had used to deal with Kong Sizhen last time, while quickly calculating countermeasures, he pretended to delay time, and asked cautiously: "Lord Wang, is it convenient for the humble position to speak here?" ”

"There's a play, it seems that Wu Sangui's old thing is really planning to do some tricks." Shang Lao Han was secretly happy in his heart, and he hurriedly pretended to be calm and waved his hand lazily and said: "Say, it's safe here, and the people in this king's mansion are all reliable people that this king can trust." Master Jin, move a chair for Master Lu and let him sit down and talk slowly. ”

"Safety is weird! If you really want to be safe and reliable, Kong Sizhen's hand won't be able to reach in! Lu Daxian Ling snorted coldly in his heart, and at the same time, when he thought of Kong Sizhen's silver-slick female man, Lu Daxian Ling felt a little numb in his scalp - if he was under the surveillance of her eyeliner, with the cruelty and viciousness of that female man, he would definitely die before the master could die, and the hero would be full of tears. Thinking about this, Lu Daxian Ling gritted his teeth again, secretly made up his mind, first thanked Jin Guang for the chair he moved, sat opposite Shang Laohan's father and daughter, and said very seriously: "Since this is the case, then it is presumptuous." ”

"Say it." Shang Lao Han Jian waved his hand lazily again, but his eyes couldn't wait to make a look at Jin Guang, Jin Guang understood, put his hand behind his back and quietly made a gesture to the back hall, so that the clerk hidden in the back hall was ready to make a record, and recorded every word of Lu Da County's order, in case Shang Lao Han Jian would report Wu Sangui's complaint to the court in the future. But what stunned Shang Lao Han Jian and the dog-headed military advisor Jin Guang was that Lu Daxian Ling actually spoke............

"Prince Pingnan, humble and outspoken." Lu Daxian said very seriously: "The humble post was ordered to come to see the prince this time, not for anything else, but to persuade the prince to take the initiative to go to the table, ask the court to remove the three feudatories, and let the three princes return to their hometown in Liaodong to retire!" ”

Note: Shang Kexi's staff Jin Guang is not fictional, he is a historical figure, he is extremely trusted and reused by Shang Lao Han Annihilation, and he is also a hardcore Han Annihilation, who gave advice to Shang Lao Han in the historical rebellion of the three feudatories, and instigated Shang Lao Han to annihilate with Wu Sangui's army, containing a large number of Wu Sangui's troops, and was later killed by Shang Zhixin.