Chapter XXXVII
The more people drank, the happier they became!
Cui Ye said with a slightly big tongue: "There is no wine order, how can it be, how about the four of us make a wine order?" ”
Wang Zeng and Yun Zhu both arrived: "Very good." ”
When Liu Xu heard that he was going to carry out the drinking order, he couldn't help but want to refuse, but he didn't expect that before he could speak, Wang Zeng and Yunzhu had already agreed, and Liu Xu couldn't help but feel a little big. In addition to plagiarizing a few lines of poetry from later generations, I don't know anything about this ancient text, and I can't do it by killing myself with this line of wine.
Wang Zeng said: "Since the wine order is enforced, it is natural to have an order, so it is better to have the head of Yun Xing serve as the commander." ”
Yun Zhu hurriedly gave in: "The three sons are talented, how dare Yun Zhu be this commander?" ”
Cui Ye smiled and persuaded: "Among the four of us, Yun Xing is the first woman, so this commander will be the head of Yun Xing, don't shirk." ”
Yun Zhu also smiled and said: "The slave family has trespassed, and now I will assume the position of this commander." Even if the alcohol order is enforced, those who can't answer will be fined three glasses of wine. ”
Yun Zhu frowned and muttered, "Then what kind of wine order should you make?" ”
After thinking for a moment, Yunzhu smiled: "Yes, the three of us walked through the backyard of our Drunken Cloud Building just now, and they must have seen the lotus pond in our backyard." The lotus leaves are green, and there are still a few red and red lotus flowers faintly in the meantime, which is also very interesting. It's better for us to make a simple wine order, this wine order, just take a word brand name and an ancient poem as an order, this word brand name should have a "flower" word, and this ancient poem, to bring a "lotus" word, how? ”
Liu Xu sweated in his heart, this is a simple wine order, what is that difficult wine order. Liu Xu was going to throw a few poems out to pretend to be a talent, but at this time he couldn't help but dispel this idea. Mo said that Liu Xu had memorized a few of the most famous poems, even if he memorized all the three hundred Tang poems and five hundred Song poems, he really became famous, and as soon as he interacted with literati and ink writers, he showed his feet. Just like this wine order, it is a very ordinary little thing in the literati's regular interactions, but a wine order, there must be a word brand name, an ancient poem, this word card must also have a flower word, this ancient poem must also have a lotus word, isn't the ancient poetry really profound to the extreme literati can do it? Such scenes of testing the real kung fu abound in the ordinary life of the ancient literati and writers, a person who does not understand the most basic rules of poetry, and who does not understand the four books and five classics and Mencius, is basically illiterate in the eyes of the literati.
Liu Xu looked at the glass wine glass in front of him, and was already imagining how he would be drunk after three glasses of soju. Depressed, I knew what kind of soju I took in this way, the bamboo leaf green just now, I can still deal with it with three cups of soju, but these three cups of soju are in my stomach, Liu Xu thinks about it, Liu Xu can't help but miss the wine cup of later generations, it seems that in the future, if he wants to promote this high level of soju, he must also promote the small wine cup at the same time. The Song people are used to drinking low-alcohol wine, like this glass wine glass, which is generally drunk in a full cup, but can this soju drink like those rice wine and rice wine? Liu Xu couldn't help but feel depressed.
After Yunzhu finished speaking, Cui Ye and Wang Zeng had no objection, and unanimously asked Yunzhu to order wine first.
When Yun Zhu said the wine order just now, he already had the wine order in his heart, and he couldn't help but say crisply: "The slave family is this commander, so he will throw bricks and lead the jade first, so that the three sons will laugh." The slave's wine order is: drunk flower yin, reflecting the lotus flower is different red. ”
Cui Ye is also very knowledgeable, and after a moment of silence, he continued: "Butterflies love flowers, and they laugh at lotus flowers." ”
Wang Zeng was able to get the champion at the age of 20, and his skills have been since he was a child, when he was groaning in Cui Ye, he already wanted to drink the order, and when Cui Ye finished speaking, he continued: "The garden is full of flowers, and the lotus leaf Luo skirt is cut in one color." ”
Yun Zhu said that this wine order is simple, and it is indeed not difficult to watch the three of them take out the wine order, but Liu Xu can't.
When Liu Xu listened to the threesome wine order, he was already looking at the glass wine glass in front of him sadly, thinking about how to drink these three cups of soju without getting drunk. After Wang Zeng finished talking about the wine order, the three of them couldn't help but look at Liu Xu, Liu Xu said embarrassedly: "What's that, I can't take it, can I drink less of this wine?" ”
The three of them couldn't help but look at Liu Xu with a strange expression, the Song people have multiple reputations, such as the Song people love Guan Pu, but if they lose in the tile shop, they are mostly willing to gamble and lose, and they will never be in arrears, and the literati look at this kind of elegant thing of the wine order even more, and the punishment that cannot be received has never been denied. Seeing that Liu Xu looked like he couldn't take it but wanted to repay the debt, at this time, several people were also slightly drunk and had fewer scruples, and the three of them couldn't help but smile and look at Liu Xu with contempt.
Liu Xu said in his heart: Brother is not a person without gambling, but these three cups of soju are too powerful, I am afraid that I will have to pour it immediately if I drink it.
Liu Xu picked up the wine glass under the contemptuous gaze of the three of them, ready to drink it hard, and suddenly Liu Xu thought of Su Shi's famous "Magnolia Flower with Reduced Words", since there is a magnolia flower with a reduced word, it must be the word magnolia flower first, Liu Xu blurted out: "Magnolia flower, the lotus leaf is infinitely green." ”
Cui Ye said with a smile: "Brother Liu's wine order is too tricky, this lotus leaf is infinitely green, it is borrowed from the cloud line premiere to say that the lotus flower is different red, and Brother Liu's lotus leaf is infinitely green, and the lotus word does not appear, so it should be punished." ”
Liu Xu argued: "Isn't lotus a lotus? So I barely got on with this wine order. ”
Wang Zeng did not have the restraint before drinking at this time, and said with a smile: "Brother Liu did not agree with Yun Xingshou's commander that if the lotus character rule appears in this ancient poem, he should be punished." ”
Yun Zhu also smiled and agreed.
Liu Xu was helpless, so he had to smile bitterly: "That little brother has finally taken it, this wine will be punished half, and Liu Xu will drink this cup full." Liu Xu picked up the glass wine glass, drank it all hard, was too busy to take care of Sven, and used chopsticks to take a few large mouthfuls of food to suppress the wine. As for the fact that half of the three glasses of wine is a glass and a half of wine, Liu Xu automatically ignored the half glass.
Yunzhu looked at Liu Xu and said with a smile: "What a great talent, why are you so embarrassed." ”
Liu Xu swallowed the wine and food in his mouth hard, and then he said slowly: "I'm not a genius. As he spoke, he pointed to Cui Ye and Wang Zeng: "These two are great talents." ”
Cui Ye said with a smile: "I don't have Brother Liu's talent to write the supreme words of "When Will the Bright Moon Exist". ”
Wang Zeng also smiled: "Brother Liu has always been so modest. In fact, Wang Zeng is also strange, it is obvious that Liu Xu is extremely talented, but there are times when he is embarrassed, that time he bought a painting in Qinyuan, he didn't even know who Yan Youxiang was, and today he couldn't match such a not too difficult wine order, which is really strange. Wang Zeng thought about it, maybe Liu Xu disdained this. If Wang Zeng knew that Liu Xu's words were plagiarized at all, he probably wouldn't think Liu Xu's embarrassment was strange, and he wouldn't think he was a talented person.
Cui Ye saw that this round of wine orders had ended, so he asked Yunzhu, the commander, to issue another order.
Liu Xu hurriedly interrupted his suggestion to make another wine order without caring about decency, this glass of liquor has already made his mind dizzy now, and if he doesn't have to drink it again, he will pay it back.
Wang Zeng saw that Liu Xu seemed to really don't know how to drink, so he proposed: "Why don't we make a pair, Yunxing will be the first to make a couplet, and the three of us will each be linked to the bottom, and if you don't match, you will still be fined three glasses of wine as usual." ”
Liu Xu said bitterly in his heart: Yes, my brother won't either, then my brother has to be punished for drinking. So Liu Xu hurriedly changed the topic and said: "Yun Xingshou is extremely talented, and he is good at piano music and dancing, why don't we see Yun Xingshou's wonderful singing and dancing." ”
Cui Ye and Wang Zeng echoed each other, and when they met the Mid-Autumn Festival, they failed to go to the Nanyang River to see Yunzhu performing. I have repeatedly heard the praise of my friends, and I have always hated to see the wonderful songs and dances at the Mid-Autumn Festival poetry meeting in Yunzhu. Now I hear Liu Xu propose to watch Yunzhu's performance, and I can't ask for it. You must know that as an Oiran, Yunzhu rarely performs songs and dances for guests. Liu Xu's proposal was echoed by them, and of course, Liu Xu also successfully diverted their attention from wanting to carry out the drinking order and paying attention to the pair.
Yunzhu sighed faintly: "Yunzhu also wants to perform for several sons, but since he sang Liu Gongzi's "When Will the Bright Moon Exist", I only feel that the rest of the words are bricks and rubble, and I really can't arouse my interest in singing. Yunzhu looked at Liu Xu and snickered in his heart: This is what you gave me the opportunity to ask you for words, don't wait any longer at this time.
Cui Ye said with a smile: "That's easy to do, Brother Liu isn't here, just ask Brother Liu to write a song and let Yun Xingshou sing it, wouldn't it be an elegant thing." Brother Liu can't sweep our Yaxing. ”
Wang Zeng also said: "I just want to hear Brother Liu Shi make another wonderful word." ”
Liu Xu smiled bitterly and said: "You two great talents are here, but you want me, a wine seller, to be ugly here, isn't this a joke for me." ”
Yunzhu smiled: "Liu Gongzi, don't be too modest. Satsuki, go get pen and ink! ”
Xiao Yue sneered: "Hey, Miss." Xiao Xiaobu had already run to the Yunzhu study on the second floor to get pen and ink.
Liu Xu said bitterly in his heart: Where is this, why did you ask me to compose lyrics again.
ps: There is a small mistake in this chapter, I hope to see it, bear with me.
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