Chapter 376: Threesome
The emperor nodded after savoring it for a moment, raised his head, looked at Lu Heng, and saw this kid with a grim smile. Only then did the emperor realize that his actions were out of character. She glared at him angrily.
"Boss, your business looks good, huh?" Between meals, Lu Heng chatted with the old man who bought soy milk.
The old man was busy and helped diners scoop soy milk and fry fried fritters. While replying with a smile: "Childe said that he was laughing, he just raised his family!" ”
The old man smiled, then brought it over, put the two eggs in front of Lu Heng, and said, "However, compared to before, it is much better!" At the very least, the law and order are better, and the taxes are much less! ”
"This is ......" The emperor looked at the two eggs in the porcelain bowl in front of him in confusion, and looked at the old man in confusion.
"It's the first time for the two of you to come, this is the little old man's intention. Hehe! The old man smiled heartily, and his face was full of wrinkles, smiling like a flower.
"How can this work, Lu Heng, pay for it quickly!" When the emperor heard this, he was not pleased. At that time, Lu Heng had to pay for it.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the words came out, the boss was not happy.
glared at the emperor and said, "Why are you so inkblotted, let you eat it!" We don't pay as much attention to it as you guys. ”
Seeing the old man reprimanding the emperor, Lu Heng couldn't help but be stunned, and then saw the emperor's stunned face. Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter.
You are a villain, but you are the first person in history to dare to reprimand the emperor.
Watching the boss leave angrily, Lu Heng couldn't help but laugh, shook his head and laughed.
Turning his head and looking at the stunned emperor, Lu Heng asked with a smile, "How do you feel?" ”
He knew that the emperor would not be angry because of this, let alone settle accounts after the autumn. Therefore, there was no relief for the emperor at that time. Just stay on the sidelines and watch the excitement.
"The folk customs are simple, and I ...... Really happy! The emperor slowly peeled off the egg skin, gave Lu Heng one, and said with a smile.
Hearing this, Lu Heng smiled and nodded.
Eating eggs, keeping his head down, and drinking soy milk. But he said lightly: "Look at this prosperous Luoyang City, look at this simple people." Everything now is not easy to come by! ”
After saying that, Lu Heng raised his head and looked at the emperor with a smile on his face and a relaxed expression, his eyes were smiling and his expression was fixed.
"I know!" The emperor raised his head and glanced at Lu Heng, then lowered his head, ate the eggs over and over again, and said vaguely.
The emperor smiled, put down his chopsticks, stretched out his hand and slowly kneaded the fritters into several sections, soaked them in soy milk, and said while eating: "Now the prosperity and stability are not easy to come by, and we must be careful to maintain them!" If anyone wants to destroy this hard-won situation, it is the enemy of the entire Great Zhou! ”
As he spoke, the emperor raised his head and saw Lu Heng smiling, and the emperor said to himself, "I know what you want to say!" ”
"Eat, eat!" Seeing that the emperor put down his mind and understood the meaning of his words, Lu Heng was also very happy in his heart.
Picked up the bowl, snorted and drank soy milk, swallowed half an egg, and said to the boss vaguely: "Boss, four more fritters!" ”
…… After eating breakfast, the two asked Xiao Er in the teahouse opposite to bring a pot of tea.
Then, the two of them sat there scratching their bags, drinking tea and chatting at the same time.
Suddenly, on the street, a fat man dressed in civilian clothes broke into the sight of Lu Heng and the emperor.
Behind the fat man, there were two mighty plops. At this time, swaggering through the market.
Suddenly, a woman's scream rang out from a stall selling trinkets in front of her, resounding through the streets.
"Help, grab something!"
At the stalls, the crowd is surging. Suddenly, a thief-eyed guy pushed away the crowd and walked out in many ways.
Behind her, a woman crying in the rainstorm pear blossom chased after her.
And at this moment, the rest of the onlookers reacted.
"Catch him!"
"Lang Lang Qiankun, robbing other people's property, there is no royal law in his eyes!"
"Catch him!"
The thief ran ahead, and the woman behind him was chasing. And behind the woman, dozens of ordinary people, shouting and chasing.
The mighty move suddenly turned the street into a pot of porridge.
The hawker panicked and bumped into many passers-by and knocked over the roadside stalls.
For a while, screams rang out continuously, and apples and vegetables flew together. On the street, which was still prosperous and stable just now, suddenly chickens and dogs jumped, and it became a mess.
A fat man standing on the street, walking with his hands behind his back. When he heard the woman's scream, he immediately turned to look.
I saw that a thief, carrying a purse in his hand, was running towards him.
It's fast, and it's in front of you in the blink of an eye.
Seeing this, the fat man hurriedly hid aside.
However, when he hid, the fat man did not squint, but his feet were ruthless enough. Secretly stretched out his foot, just in the way of the thief's escape.
The running thief, caught off guard, was directly knocked to the ground by the fat man, and threw a dog to eat.
Oops, when the thief's screams were still in the air, the two entourages behind the fat man, a hungry tiger, pounced on the thief and directly pressed on the thief.
Then the people and the women who were chasing them also came.
The woman wept and took the purse from the fat man's hand, and was very grateful. Around, the people praised the fat man for his courageous actions.
And the fat man was also enjoying it, laughing, and bowing to the people around him.
"Tai Sui's head is groundbreaking!"
Roadside, under the pergola.
After Lu Heng saw this scene, he looked at the fat man, shook his head and smiled, and said lightly.
On the side, the emperor couldn't help laughing, looking at the fat man with a fat belly, stroked his beard and praised: "Hong Aiqing is really brave and strategic!" ”
"Looking at Hong Aiqing, she also has nothing to do. Yongzheng, call Hong Aiqing over and sit down for a while! After thinking about it, the emperor said to Lu Heng.
Lu Heng nodded, found a small stone under his feet, then stood up, glanced at it, and threw it away with a whoosh.
Sitting down, just in front of the emperor's stunned gaze, Lu Heng smiled, coughed and said, "I'm too full to walk." It's called throwing stones and asking for directions! ”
Emperor: "......"
The stones thrown out just fell at Hong Quan's feet, and then splashed up again and fell on the feet of Hong Fatzi.
The fat man frowned and looked up.
When he saw the two people in the pergola on the side of the road, he was stunned.
After rubbing your eyes and making sure you were not mistaken. Hong Fatzi hurriedly raised his sleeve and wiped the sweat on his forehead, turned around, and after giving a few orders to his entourage, he staggered towards here.
The "minister,......" walked into the pergola, and the fat man was about to bow down immediately.
Seeing this, the emperor waved his hand and said with a smile: "Sit down, come out to hang out today, just friends, no matter the monarch and the minister!" ”
Hong Fatzi raised his head, looked at the emperor with a kind smile, and then looked at Lu Heng beside the emperor.
Seeing that both of them pointed to chairs, they motioned for him to sit down. The fat man laughed and sat down on the creaking chair.
"Why did Your Majesty come here today?" Hong Quan saw that there were few people around, so he lowered his voice and asked.
"Well, this, I just want to go out for a walk, it's too stuffy in the palace!" The Emperor coughed and said with a smile.
Hong Quan nodded, and said thoughtfully: "Well, walking more is good and conducive to weight loss!" ”
Emperor: "......"
On the side, Lu Heng listened to the two of them being Aiqing, and there was a Majesty's, and he interrupted the conversation between the two with tears and laughter.
"Lord Hong, Your Majesty traveled in micro-clothes this time, and he didn't bring any guards. It wouldn't be good if someone knew the identity! Lu Heng had no choice but to remind.
After Lu Heng's words, the two of them reacted that they were on the street at this time, not in the palace.
"So, what do we do if you want to?" The emperor frowned and thought about it, it was a problem.
"Why don't we change our name? A little more ordinary! Lu Heng thought about it, turned his head, looked at the two and asked.
"Great idea!" Hearing this, the two praised in unison.
After Lu Heng groped his chin and thought about it, he looked down at the outfit on his body and said, "In this way, I will be called Lu Gongzi, and you two elders will call me that!" ”
"My name is Hong Yuanwai!" Hong Fatzi had already thought about it, and after listening to Lu Heng's words, he immediately thought about his identity and said it.
"Then I'll be called a martial artist!" The emperor smiled and said lightly.
"No way!"
Unexpectedly, as soon as the words came out, they were opposed by Lu Heng and Hong Quan.
"Why?" The Emperor asked unhappily.
"Wu is the emperor's surname, and a discerning person outside the martial artist can hear it at a glance, it must be a royal person!" Hong Quan said seriously.
Lu Heng nodded and agreed: "Lord Hong is right, if you call a martial artist, not only will you not hide your identity, but you may also suffer from the disaster of parting!" ”
"Then you say, what should I be called?"
The emperor is extremely unhappy, why can you name yourself, but not when you come to me?
After thinking about it, Lu Heng's eyes lit up, and he said excitedly: "Since Your Majesty is the Ninth Five-Year Honor, you can speak with a golden mouth. Then this surname, just in gold, how about it? ”
"Great goodness!" On the side, Hong Quan nodded and praised: "Jin Yu is precious." Just in line with His Majesty's identity! ”
"As for the name!" After thinking about it, Lu Heng's eyes lit up, and he clapped his hands and said, "Since we are three people, Zi said, there must be my teacher in the threesomes." Then Your Majesty's name will be taken with just three words! What do you think? ”
When the emperor heard this, he silently recited it in his heart, frowned, looked at Lu Heng and said, "It seems a little weird!" ”
Turning his head, he looked at Hong Fatzi and said, "Outside Hong Yuan, you scream, I come to listen!" ”
"Okay!"
Hong Fatzi hurriedly agreed, stood up, took a deep breath, cleared his throat, and shouted: "Jin San'er!" ”
As soon as the words came out, the emperor's face suddenly turned dish.
A fierce light flashed in his eyes, staring at Hong Quan, who was dazed, and gritted his teeth: "Bold!" ”
(To be continued)