1314 Fat Lee
"TM's, which doesn't have long eyes to hit Lao Tzu's fast food truck!!"
With a roar, a ball rushed out of the dilapidated abandoned bus, holding a shotgun and yelling. After seeing Long Xiaoqi lying on the ground, he immediately passed over fiercely.
"Click!"
The bullet was loaded, and this ball-like person bared his teeth and glared, extremely fierce, pointing at Long Xiaoqi with the muzzle of the gun.
Use the shotgun at close range, which is not something that can be dodged by tactical evasion at all. Long Xiaoqi didn't know that there was anyone in this broken car, but it didn't matter, he couldn't wait to pop out and let him beat him up now.
But this voice sounds a little familiar, and it is still ...... Chinese!
"You can pay as much as you should lose, Lao Tzu is not bad for money!" Long Xiaoqi, who was covered in sand and soil, got up, shook his head and shouted at the other party: "Don't hold a broken gun and pretend to be twenty-five or eighty-thousand, Lao Tzu has nothing, just money!! β
Long Xiaoqi wiped his face fiercely, and was stunned when he saw someone coming. At the same time, the guy who ran out with a gun was also stunned.
"Damn, Long Xiaoqi!"
"You? Fat Lee?! β
The one who stayed in this broken bus turned out to be Li Fatzi, Long Xiaoqi wondered, shouldn't this guy be punished by God?
He remembered very well that the first time he came into contact with Divine Punishment, it was Sun Liuzhi who gave him an address, and then ran over to find Li Fatzi. This Fat Li is not simple, until now Long Xiaoqi doesn't know what Fat Li is doing in Divine Punishment. Of course, this guy's ostensible identity is just a killer agent.
But the relationship between the two is really not bad, they have fought side by side together, and they have a bit of friendship.
"Oh, it's really a big flood that rushed to the Dragon King Temple, and I have done it with my own family, hehehe...... "Li Fatzi quickly put away his gun and smiled: "I just said why did the magpie keep calling this morning, it turned out that I met you, hahaha...... Xiao Qi, you are beautiful, I have been paying attention to you! β
Fat Li's face was full of enthusiasm, as if he had seen a relative.
"Fat Li, why are you here?" Long Xiaoqi asked.
"I'm ...... Hey, don't mention it, come on, come on, please eat noodles, please eat noodles! Fat Li shook his head and pulled Long Xiaoqi into the dilapidated bus.
This guy's face is unspeakable, and he looks full of downfall. The reason why people feel depressed is not because of the oily face that shines no matter what time it is, but because of what this guy is wearing.
A pair of desert boots with fried threads, a pair of greasy and ill-fitting American generic camouflage pants, and a large vest full of green onions...... All in all, this Fat Li is completely different from the previous Fat Fat.
"Come on, come on, sit, you're welcome, we brothers don't have so many clichΓ©s. I'll pull you a bowl of noodles, cut some beef, eat and drink. Fat Li threw the gun aside, reached out and rubbed it on the vest and began to make noodles for Long Xiaoqi.
Yes, making noodles, that's not wrong at all.
When Long Xiaoqi walked into the car, he found that this dilapidated passenger car had something different: noodle case, gas stove, wok, soup pot...... It turned out that all the guys who cooked had everything they needed.
And Li Fatzi took a cigarette in his mouth, pulled off a piece of dough and crackled, and pulled the dough fiercely with his fat arms.
This product is actually making ramen!
"Fat Li, what the hell are you doing?" Long Xiaoqi's eyes widened in surprise.
"Selling Lanzhou ramen." Li Fatzi, who was biting the cigarette butt, watched the cigarette ash fall into the noodles, and said to Long Xiaoqi in a loud voice: "You think I am you, I look like a little white face, my legs are split, I rely on it, the money is coming!" People can't compare with others, although I think that other places are better than you, but it is really better to be a little white face. β
"Who's going to make a little white face?" Long Xiaoqi glared at Li Fatzi and shouted, "The cigarette ash has fallen into the noodles." β
"Oh, it's really rich people who pay attention to it. It's okay, the soot can't eat the dead, and it can still be seasoned. Fat Li's mouth was full of sour taste: "I, Fat Li, eat by hand, and we don't bother to make a little white face, that will lose the man's face." Let me tell you, what Grandpa Mao said is good, you must be down-to-earth and self-reliant, so ......"
"Look at that pig-like, do you want to be a little white face?" Long Xiaoqi looked disdainful.
"Bang!"
Li Fatzi threw the noodles heavily on the noodles, turned around and glared at Long Xiaoqi fiercely.
"Who says no one wants it? I want to think that Lao Tzu was also the wind of Yushulin, and I want to be Lao Tzu back then...... Oops, I'm not going to talk to you, I'm going to have to pull the sign down first. β
Fat Li shook the fat on his body and stretched out his hand to pull a rope outside the car window, and suddenly, a signboard was put down: authentic Lanzhou beef ramen.
The signboard is still very careful, not only written in Chinese, but also written in Arabic and English. Long Xiaoqi, who saw this signboard, was stunned for a while, and he couldn't figure out what Fat Li was going to do.
"You know, you sell beef ramen here, just a bowl, a hundred dollars." Li Fatzi took the bowl and said proudly: "I can sell an average of 30 bowls a day, and those American GIs who ate my beef noodles said it was good." Gee...... I thought about it, and when I saved some money, I would change to a standard food truck, and squat at the gate of the US military base every day to sell beef noodles. Don't say it, these stupid soldiers are still good, hehehe......"
"Smack! Syllable! Syllable! β¦β¦β
Li Fatzi began to skillfully ramen again, and under Long Xiaoqi's surprised gaze, he really pulled out the noodles, and the thickness was uniform.
"Fat Li, what the hell are you doing?" Long Xiaoqi put on a cigarette and asked, "Aren't you a killer agent?" Aren't you in God's punishment for fooling around? Come here to sell beef noodles? Who are you going to assassinate? β
"Assassinate Mao!" Fat Li walked over, filled the two-seater with a butt, and said with a complaining face: "Lao Tzu is unemployed, do you understand?" It's not bad that God punished Lao Tzu for not taking his life. I have to live, I have to eat, I'm still so good to eat...... Why do you think I'm not here to sell beef noodles? You can earn $3,000 a day, don't sell beef noodles and Shaxian snacks? If the soldiers don't recognize it, they recognize the beef noodles. β
Unemployment?
Long Xiaoqi squinted his eyes and took a puff of his cigarette, he really wanted to see what this fat man Li wanted to do. Suddenly, I met this cargo here, or by chance...... I'm afraid I can't say anything, right?
"Tell me what's going on." Long Xiaoqi asked.
"What's going on? Aren't you also the boss of divine punishment? Fat Li shook his head: "Who knows what's going on!" If he knew what was going on, Lao Tzu would have carried two guns a long time ago...... Sell seafood! β
It was at this time that a convoy of American patrols headed here.
The moment he saw the convoy, Li Fatzi was immediately happy: sit down first, business is coming, hehehe, hey γ(The author recommends a free mobile phone client, no ads, no errors, fast updates, members synchronize the bookshelf, please pay attention to the WeChat public account leishidushi (press and hold three seconds to copy) to install the client!