Wei Xiaobao patted Li Gang on the shoulder and said, "You can teach, first of all, you have to work hard tonight, because the next thing is very great, very sacred, very solemn and very physically demanding, and it is related to the future of the Li family, you are like a farmer, and your mother-in-law is like an acre of fertile land, only if you work hard, the crops in the field will have a good harvest, you know?" Li Gang was stunned when he heard it, he didn't know what Wei Xiaobao was talking about, these two people were sleeping, how could they be involved with the farmer's farming, shaking his head Li Gang was puzzled.

Wei Xiaobao was not in a hurry and explained slowly, "Last time I peeked at the teacher taking a bath, you also had a share, you already have a certain understanding of a woman's body, right?" ”

Li Gang nodded and said, "Look, yes, it's just that I don't know, boss, you blocked me that day, but there were white flowers in front of me, I just felt good-looking, and my heart was open."

Wei Xiaobao said again, "It's okay to block it, soon you will understand, first of all, you can't be too rude, don't frighten other girls' families, after all, people are also sleeping with you for the first time, of course, some women also like rude men, this is up to you to grasp the scale." ”

Then he said, "First kissing, that's a craft, it's a great use if you learn it, simply put, the two tongues together, carefully talk about the simple actions you need to know how to suck, lick, kiss, and kiss, and slowly realize that a woman's body is very sensitive, and there are a few parts you have to remember...... Seeing that Li Gang listened very seriously, Wei Xiaobao drank a sip of water and said.

"The next thing is the most important, women's bodies are different from us, men are yang and women are yin, yin and yang are combined, this is a matter of course, is there a stick under the man?" As he spoke, his eyes glanced down at Li Gang's crotch. Li Gang nodded with a busy chick pecking rice, looking serious like a curious baby.

Wei Xiaobao said, "Men have a stick, what about women? There are holes where the sticks are placed, and they are easy to find, so just put the sticks away when the time comes. Li Gang shook his head and said, "But how do you put it in?" ”

Wei Xiaobao was angry and really wanted to make a hole for Li Gang himself, this guy had an elm head, he was too unenlightened, and said impatiently, "Don't pay attention to this, when the time comes, slowly comprehend it yourself, as the so-called master leads the door to practice by himself, is this kind of trivial matter still let the boss fail for you?" ”

Wei Xiaobao told again, "When you put it in, the woman will hurt a little and bleed, you have to appease it a lot, say some sweet words and tease it, you know?" Li Gang was shocked, "I didn't kill her, why did it bleed?" ”

"Stupid? I really can't stand you, I don't understand this for living so big in vain. Wei Xiaobao jumped up and knocked Li Gang's head, leaned into Li Gang's ear and explained in a low voice, and soon Li Gang suddenly had an epiphany and nodded.

Wei Xiaobao taught him a few simple postures, it was too difficult to estimate that he couldn't learn it, Wei Xiaobao said, "I'll take you to Lichun Courtyard another day to have a good look, and then you must learn it by heart?" This thing is very useful, if you don't work hard, you will go to the battlefield immediately, and you can only hold on to it temporarily. Li Gang couldn't stop nodding in response, seeing that it was not too early, Wei Xiaobao pushed Li Gang into the cave room, and shouted, "Work hard, it's a man, you have to fight for me." ”

The next day, a few little guys got together and asked how Li Gang was last night? Li Gang smiled and said, "You guys are still with the old university, sooner or later you will know, my wife still praises me for doing well, hehe......"

Everyone laughed, and Wei Xiaobao thought to himself, "It's not in vain, I don't know when I can really become a 'man'." ”

In the past few days of the Chinese New Year, every household is very lively, with colorful lights, walking the streets and alleys to meet and say hello, and giving a red envelope or something for the New Year, which is similar to the previous life.

Wei Xiaobao has no relatives, only an old lady. Save a lot of trouble, go to Li Gang, Chu Fei, Lele three people's house to visit the door, worship the New Year, they are all old acquaintances, like in their own home, door-to-door gifts, Wei Xiaobao is very arrogant, all the treasures and gold and silver are valuable, but the parents of a few little guys are happy enough.

After that, he went to Zhao Ming's house, and he and Zhao Ming have known each other for a long time, and their friendship is second only to Li Gang and others. Zhao Ming stayed with Wei Xiaobao to drink at home, after three rounds of wine, and five flavors of food, Zhao Ming got up and leaned into Wei Xiaobao's ear, and said with a smile with wine, "Xiaobao, we are also quite friendly, eldest brother has a request, brother don't make fun of it." ”

Wei Xiaobao said, "Big brother is polite, even if you say anything, even if you go to Daoshan Mountain and go down to the oil pot, my brother will never say half a son." ”

Zhao Ming nodded, Wei Xiaobao's words were very useful, "Brother is polite, nothing else, eldest brother sees that you are not small, you have already made a lot of fame at a young age, and the future is limitless, and the eldest brother may want to occupy your light in the future." ”

Thinking of what Brother Zhao said about asking for himself, there will be no shortage of silver, Wei Xiaobao said, "The eldest brother has a big business, if there is anything difficult to ask me, you might as well say it directly, the younger brother will definitely serve." ”

Zhao Mingdao, "The eldest brother has a younger sister, who is also beautiful, and wants to be married to Xiaobao, I don't know if Xiaobao is willing?" ”

Wei Xiaobao thought to himself, "I don't know what your sister looks like, if she looks ugly, she is a pig woman, ugly or something, it will be a big deal." "It's not easy to refuse such a deep friendship, but I don't like to marry someone casually, if you don't have feelings, it's not good if you don't like it.

Zhao Ming looked at Xiaobao and understood his thoughts. said, "It just so happens that my sister is at home, so it's okay to make plans when we see each other." As he spoke, he called someone to call Miss. Wei Xiaobao fidgeted, and for a while there was a burst of cranky thoughts in his mind, and he instantly imagined the appearance of no less than a dozen Zhao Ming's sisters.

The kung fu is not big, the two girls accompanied a girl into the hall, the two girls were directly ignored by Wei Xiaobao's gaze, Zhao Ming's sister is fifteen or sixteen years old, with long eyebrows and clear eyes, goose nose and mouth, melon seed face, and red phoenix eyes. There is a natural charm in the corner of her eyes, and she is a handsome girl.

"Brother, what are you calling me," Turning around and seeing Wei Xiaobao in a daze, the girl covered her mouth and snickered. Wei Xiaobao found that he was out of shape, hurriedly wiped the corners of his mouth, nodded at the girl, and Zhao Ming said, "Fu'er, my brother wants you to meet this Wei Gongzi, he is my good brother, quickly pour tea for Wei Gongzi." ”

Wei Xiaobao is very beautiful in his heart, when will he become a son? Sounds good, Bei'er has face.

Zhao Fu got up, came to Wei Xiaobao, gave a deep salute, and shouted sweetly, "I've seen it, Wei Gongzi." As he spoke, he picked up the teapot and poured it for Wei Xiaobao. You're welcome, I didn't expect Miss Zhao to be so beautiful, I think I've seen many girls, but I've never seen someone as beautiful as a girl, presumably girls rarely go out, if you go out, those women outside are afraid that they won't dare to go out.? ”

Zhao Fu smiled and wondered, "Why is this?" ”

Wei Xiaobao pretended to smile mysteriously, sold the guanzi, and saw that Zhao Fu was a little anxious, so he said, "Naturally, when they see that the girl is so beautiful, they are ashamed of themselves and ashamed to see people." He burst out laughing.

Zhao Ming was very happy when he saw that they were talking and laughing when they met for the first time. Zhao Fu smiled, "I heard that Wei Gongzi is very capable, the little woman has rarely gone out, and she has no chance to meet, but I didn't expect Wei Gongzi to talk witty, he is actually an interesting person, the little girl likes poetry very much on weekdays, I wonder if Gongzi can write a poem and let the little woman pay tribute?" ”

Wei Xiaobao thought to himself, "What kind of bullshit poetry do I know, it's nothing more than teasing others, since you are willing to listen to it, I'll just say it and deal with it." Wei Xiaobao has always liked Xu Zhimo's poems, and likes Xu Zhimo's melancholy and infatuation. At that moment, I remembered a song 'The Happiness of Snowflakes' and said slightly.